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Fat Kid Cardio Work Out watch!

break.com — If youre like me you drink and eat way too much all weekend then hit the gym Monday night. Tonight I have a new routine to try out thanks to this fat little kid.

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  • Chadbr0chill17, on 05/07/2008, -3/+107TURBO!
    • FuckThaMeme, on 05/07/2008, -6/+3LOL @ the 3 minute mark where the camera zooms in on his package.

      HOT!
      • doctorfungi, on 05/07/2008, -1/+15Take a seat... right over here.
      • commenter01, on 05/07/2008, -0/+3Hot? Like from the friction between his hams? Or hot as in sweaty, and humid? Not sure I'm fully understanding you here... and not sure I want to.
    • lukas88, on 05/07/2008, -0/+20wicked spin kick
      • Dokument, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2dude it was so high, now i have to watch out for my knees.. no shins.
    • Steven8890, on 05/07/2008, -0/+9At the end he sounded like he was going to have a heart attack.
    • nickcozy, on 05/07/2008, -2/+2Is that the fat basement digger who keeps thumbing down all anti Obama/apple threads.
    • Morfine, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1Will Jones needs to release a kick-boxing program with those turbo punches n the wicked spin kick
    • themastersb, on 05/07/2008, -0/+3Everything about this video is wrong.
  • vade79, on 05/07/2008, -3/+90Move over starwars kid, there's a new kid in town.
    • swatched, on 05/07/2008, -0/+7Oh Will Jones, you have made an egregious error in judgment.
    • Tayls, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Did you mean Eric Cartman? He's also a "stud muffin."
  • Chainheart, on 05/07/2008, -11/+6The little noise he makes at 3:18ish is lullish
    • crexor, on 05/07/2008, -1/+2hes singing the song dude, wtf, how does this illicit any lulz over the extremely loud lulz from the main video.
  • kidneyd08, on 05/07/2008, -8/+3the new star wars kid?
  • cheesylobster, on 05/07/2008, -3/+12Queue the fat exercising kid remixes.
    • StephenCIreland, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1already setting it to Mark McCabe Maniac 2000
  • gapingass, on 05/07/2008, -20/+9That video gave me a chub in my pants
    • amanilaenvelope, on 05/07/2008, -3/+18why don't you have a seat right over here..........
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    • uziko, on 05/07/2008, -9/+1i just through up a little bit in my mouth
  • gapingass, on 05/07/2008, -0/+21Most likely filmed by a Buffalo Bill type. He is most likely doing that same little routine while wearing the young boy's skin.
    • SuperWinner, on 05/07/2008, -0/+15It does the cricket faster or it gets the hose again...
    • uziko, on 05/07/2008, -5/+1it puts the lotion on or it gets the hose again...
  • rune420, on 05/07/2008, -1/+73I was smiling the whole time, but when he got to "the spinkick" I lost it completely.
    • stackered, on 05/07/2008, -0/+4the kick was epic, almost Norris-worthy
      • YodaJones, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Chuck Norris ***** himself at the mere thought of facing this kid.
  • jameshickmott, on 05/07/2008, -2/+93i still cant figure out why the hell that kid is in his underwear. lol.
    • JAFFA, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2Big white Y-fronts too.... Someone have a word with his mother!
    • RobotKing, on 05/07/2008, -0/+11Because if he wasn't our eyes would be burning.
    • da_bradler, on 05/07/2008, -0/+32Because if he were wearing clothes while pulling those mad moves they would have caught fire.
    • Sonhja, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1I was actually scared when he started to put his hands in his undies, I was sure something was going to fall out, but to my relief nothing did.
  • Bensign, on 05/07/2008, -2/+29Jared has really come a long way.
    • SuperWinner, on 05/07/2008, -1/+4I guess the good new is if this catches on, the Interwebs will tease this kid into an eating disorder...
  • nitesoulja, on 05/07/2008, -19/+4anyone watch the whole thing? anything interesting happens? cuz i didnt... either way this kid needs to do the jump off cliff move
    • Farik, on 05/07/2008, -2/+5You're a douchebag, don't ever comment here again.
  • Navicerts, on 05/07/2008, -2/+131at least hes trying
    • doctorfungi, on 05/07/2008, -0/+28Yeah, I feel sorry for the poor kid for getting ripped on considering that he's trying hard. That doesn't negate the fact that it's funny as ***** though.
    • gritta, on 05/07/2008, -0/+15His exercise needs to be more than 3 minutes long if he wants to lose weight.
      • passedoutghost, on 05/07/2008, -1/+2That was high intensity interval exercise for him.
      • Navicerts, on 05/07/2008, -1/+2I didn't watch the whole thing but i fast forwarded to the end - he can barley breath.
    • 533n, on 05/07/2008, -0/+3You got to wonder who the jack ass video taping it is. Letting the kid think he's actually working out. Granted he may just be a genius.
    • nyx210, on 05/07/2008, -0/+3I truly hope he wasn't being serious. It takes *a lot* more exercise than that to notice anything. Believe me, it takes 100x longer to burn that cheeseburger than to eat it.
      • liquidhalcyon, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1But he said to do it 2 to 3 times a day! That's 6 to 12 minutes a day!
    • ronaldst, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2In a Google kind way, this kid is increasing the scales of innovation!
    • bxblox, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1he's gonna be the popular "i used to be a big kid" jock in high school...
  • njhokie627, on 05/07/2008, -3/+24Jock jams hypes me up too
    • troye, on 05/07/2008, -0/+3i like to move it move it, MOVE IT!!!
    • mrallen86, on 05/07/2008, -0/+7Jock Jams is one of my favorite artists. They really keep my cardio going.
  • amanilaenvelope, on 05/07/2008, -8/+3chris farley reborn.
  • seanc6610, on 05/07/2008, -7/+1his parents must be reall jerks.
    this kid is gonna be ***** in like 20 years when he's living in their basement and finds this saved somewhere.
    • gritta, on 05/07/2008, -0/+720 years? More like in 2 days when he finds out its on the internet with a million hits.
  • Travail, on 05/07/2008, -7/+3dugg for swan
  • kaptainkranium, on 05/07/2008, -1/+76"Stud Muffin"
    -His shirt

    No but seriously, don't get in the way of those punches. Especially the turbo punches.
    • prgmctan, on 05/07/2008, -3/+3Teach him how to do the Falcon Punch and he'll be a fighting machine.
    • thepretext, on 05/07/2008, -3/+3FALCON PUNCHHHHHH
      • nyx210, on 05/07/2008, -1/+3FALCON... PAAAUUUUNCCHHH!!!!!!1!11one
  • monkeycatDx, on 05/07/2008, -2/+70OMG!
    His life is ruined!
    • TonyLocNE, on 05/07/2008, -1/+25are you ***** me? Just wait until this kid is trimmed down and in high school... He'll show chicks this video and they'll eat it up, especially him in his "stud muffin" shirt.
    • Persian5Life, on 05/07/2008, -6/+1well it is his choice, when do you dumb ***** crap like stealing an xbox. being retarded on my space or exercise in your underwear do you expect anything less? you can go on about how he is a kid and dose not know any better but that just shows how retarded kids are these days.
  • ANT1138, on 05/07/2008, -3/+37I can't wait for the remix.
    • SuperWinner, on 05/07/2008, -1/+2Anyone tell me how to use AfterFX? I have to get a lightsaber in this kids hand...
  • kiparey, on 05/07/2008, -2/+9Ive done more exercise turning pages of a book
  • ElAssoWipo, on 05/07/2008, -3/+96I just feel bad for this kid.

    Having beed a fat kid, I can't imagine why in the holy hell would a fat kid make this video wearing underwear. This kid is basically socially dead now. His school is going to eat him alive and it's going to follow him for the next ten years.

    Why fat guy? Why did you do this to yourself?
    • motogoat, on 05/07/2008, -0/+41What are you talking about? This kid is going to be famous on the internets! He'll have millions of virtual internet money to spend and insulate him from the cruel world!
      • Barclay1188, on 05/07/2008, -2/+2How would one insulate themselves with virtual internet money?
      • xTRUMANx, on 05/07/2008, -0/+4Don't you mean theoretical dollars?
        • geartype2, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1ever since the great interwebs war of '99 theoretical dollars have dropped far below that of the virtual internets monies.
    • sporb, on 05/07/2008, -9/+4i would rather hang out with that funny fat kid than a negative loser like you
    • lukas88, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2being fat and goofy is not the end of the world. Judging from his self confidence, he has ether friends or family who appreciate him for who he is
    • tmaiden, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Having beed a fat kid?
      Now the letter N is fairly far away from D. So I am now guessing that instead of messing up on the last letter, you actually double hit the E by accident.
      And bedding fat kids is ***** up man!
  • tboutcher, on 05/07/2008, -1/+12Star Wars Kid's little brother?
  • bluechips23, on 05/07/2008, -0/+11Finally we have someone to challenge the internetz authority of the Star War Kid and the Numa Numa kid!
  • Tweak1313, on 05/07/2008, -1/+22Do the Truffle Shuffle!
  • bossm4n, on 05/07/2008, -0/+33Why do I have the eerie feeling that Chris Hansen is fixing to bust through my door?
    • motogoat, on 05/07/2008, -3/+3If you feel guilty, maybe you really are guilty. I didn't even notice the kid was half naked. I was too busy throwing up.
    • doctorfungi, on 05/07/2008, -1/+4Depends if you're jacking it...
    • Soave, on 05/07/2008, -1/+13Because you're watching child porn in another tab.
  • borez, on 05/07/2008, -0/+13Dugg for the spin kick alone
  • dannytehmanny, on 05/07/2008, -1/+4im speechless
  • motogoat, on 05/07/2008, -0/+27Guilty as charged: exercising in underwear in front of the entire world.
    Sentenced: A lifetime of orange Cheetos fingers and a One Touch blood sugar monitoring device in the color of his choice.
    For Christ's sake kid. Put some shorts on before you turn the camera on.
    • Harelin, on 05/07/2008, -0/+4If I were the camera I would find it a turn off... but that's just me.
  • gplpark92, on 05/07/2008, -8/+1INSTALL LINUX and that can be your startup music!
  • indespensibbbl3, on 05/07/2008, -11/+2EWW I CAN SEE HIS PACKAGE
    im a girl btw
    • tokies, on 05/07/2008, -0/+17you know hes prolly like what 12. even though your a girl i am still slightly disturbed by that
    • djcreamy, on 05/07/2008, -2/+15Lies. There are no girls on the internets.
    • JAFFA, on 05/07/2008, -0/+13Now watch your profile views ROCKET!
      • xTRUMANx, on 05/07/2008, -0/+5Its funny. I read your comment as her profile was loading in another tab. What is it that makes us diggers so pathetic?
        • JAFFA, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1Whats pathetic is that we open our pages in multiple tabs! ;-)
    • thecheat1, on 05/07/2008, -2/+2a/s/l?

      pm me plz! im a totally hott guy
    • passedoutghost, on 05/07/2008, -1/+1You're not a girl, you're a person!
    • pyro789x, on 05/07/2008, -1/+4You sound like you're 11.
      • hannahback, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Few girls as there are on digg, it would be very creepy if the only few were pre teens.
  • BruisedGhost, on 05/07/2008, -0/+12I thought that the roundhouse kicks and the punching were the gem of this video untill I noticed his shirt says Stud Muffin
  • EmoOnParade, on 05/07/2008, -12/+7that kids boobs are bigger than my girlfriends!
    • Metalcard, on 05/07/2008, -1/+11C'mon, if you're on Digg you don't have a girlfriend.
      • syntheticfth, on 05/07/2008, -0/+7I think that was the fairly disturbing point he was trying to make.
    • ArnelM0NSTER, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1touche
  • bralynn, on 05/07/2008, -6/+1I like the part where he's working out.
  • mnemy, on 05/07/2008, -1/+290_0
    WTF?!?!
    1. Why the ***** was he wearing whitey-tites for the camera?
    2. How the HELL did the camera man keep a straight face the whole time?
    3. I must try out the sexah Sun + bounce move at the clubs
    • 533n, on 05/07/2008, -1/+6I'm pretty sure everyone calls them tighty whiteys.
      • passedoutghost, on 05/07/2008, -1/+1In Australia the swimwear equivalent is called budgie smugglers.
  • lesbodojo, on 05/07/2008, -1/+2Clicking this thread was worth it....if only just to see Duggan360's comment. No kid should be video taped in their underwear.
  • tokies, on 05/07/2008, -3/+0i know im going to hell for liking this. GO FAT kid GO
  • fxu1989, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2Welcome to the Hall of Fame, new internet superstar.
  • Papajohn56, on 05/07/2008, -3/+2this is pretty sad
  • incd, on 05/07/2008, -2/+1Star wars kid, is that you?
  • solarweasel, on 05/07/2008, -0/+7"i like to put on jock jams, he's my favorite"
  • RobertB, on 05/07/2008, -0/+21YTMND is going to be all over this kid. "Turbo!!!"
  • OfNumbers, on 05/07/2008, -3/+4It's funny cause he's fat.
  • dojonz, on 05/07/2008, -2/+6America. I'm lovin' it.
  • Oshi, on 05/07/2008, -0/+14this is painful to watch.
  • MrZaiko, on 05/07/2008, -0/+3its funny, yet disturbing somehow when you watch it at 4:27AM
  • akaRemy, on 05/07/2008, -0/+15I would hate to fight this kid

    I mean..spin kick, punch, AND turbo?!
    • zephc, on 05/07/2008, -0/+12←B, A, →→AB
    • pya2006, on 05/07/2008, -0/+0Tighty whitey kid + extra lives
      Up Up, Down Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start.
    • ArnelM0NSTER, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1FATALITY
  • JohnnyHotballs, on 05/07/2008, -0/+12I applaud this kid's commitment to a new heart-healthy lifestyle.
    • Biks, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2I'm guessing his commitment started when it hit the RECORD button on the camcorder.
  • paloooz, on 05/07/2008, -0/+9He's going to hurt his back...
  • Kumaku, on 05/07/2008, -0/+18Poor kid, why/how is this on the internet? Why is he in his underwear? Why? WHY!?
  • aceakm, on 05/07/2008, -4/+2I'll stick to bicycling, push ups and crunches.
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