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- suxmonkey, on 10/16/2007, -10/+685Fake but still funny :)
- Checkerd, on 10/10/2007, -6/+468The funniest thing to do is turn the automatic doors off (Most have a switch just above the door frame). People on cell phones tend to just walk straight into 'em
- Valor, on 10/10/2007, -7/+353I particularly appreciate how the manager Jon Walker changes the spelling of his own name from Jon Walker to John F. Walker between the top and bottom of the page! That just screams legit.
- Renton, on 10/13/2007, -15/+247DO NOT SAY [PIC] WHEN IT'S JUST A PICTURE OF A BUNCH OF TEXT.
- wierdaaron, on 10/10/2007, -1/+212Why do you think it's fake? Lots of companies write their letters in MS Paint.
- openyoureyes17, on 10/10/2007, -7/+192ohh apparently my junk mail goes straight to the front page of digg, I always wondered...
- andnever, on 10/10/2007, -0/+163not as bad as a code 4 but a hell of a lot worse than a code 2.
- bsankr, on 10/10/2007, -4/+111sixteen brilliant ideas, thanks jo(h)n walker
- KnockoutNerd, on 10/13/2007, -4/+105I wonder what "Code 3" is.
- VelvetoneFusion, on 10/13/2007, -0/+84Definitely fake. No one goes to K-Mart that much.
- BigBo0st510, on 10/13/2007, -2/+82Yea its fake, i remember reading about this long time ago. It was tittled " 20 things do to while at walmart".
- breakspirit, on 10/10/2007, -6/+71too bad it's a gif and you're a total retard.
- Cyberbladewolf, on 10/10/2007, -4/+64I can't believe somebody dugg you down. Who wants to bet they had a broken nose at some point?
- rondeth, on 10/10/2007, -3/+60Well, it is a manager from KMART, after all.
- pmagayon, on 10/10/2007, -4/+61Not to mention the numerous typos.
- pogla, on 10/13/2007, -8/+60Hey the 90's called, they want their joke back
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -4/+45Dugg for the anti-depressant one.
- misterS, on 10/10/2007, -7/+46OK, let's see. buried for:
- being fake
- being a duplicate
- not being "offbeat news"
- FUNNY in the title
- being a picture of text
- being so old, it's probably older than the submitter is
why can i only press that bury button once *sigh* - Scarfy, on 10/13/2007, -1/+38FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:Funny things to do in Wal-Mart!!!
- nreynolds, on 10/10/2007, -1/+29it's not quite a puppet, and it's not quite a mop... but man....
- Br0wn, on 10/10/2007, -1/+28You mean they beeped.
- breakspirit, on 10/10/2007, -7/+32the diggs speak for me, my friend.
- dvddesign, on 10/10/2007, -0/+24You did. It's been around awhile. It had Wal-Mart on it the last time I saw it. I've always wondered what was passing through a person's head when they think, "This would be funnier if it happened at a K-Mart/Target/JC Penney's etc, instead of a Wal-Mart.
What a strange person that individual must be. - jumbalia, on 10/10/2007, -1/+25whether it happened or not is irrelevant to the hilarity of the joke, which comes from imagining it happening. Whether what your are imagining or not ever ever took place doesn't change the fact that the scenes the list brings to mind makes you laugh. We all know that magic isn't real and that it's just an illusion, but it's the ability to disguise the illusion as reality that makes magic so amusing. The letter may not be "real" but the illusion of the joke is pretty funny.
- evanfrey, on 10/10/2007, -0/+22thats why i think its legit
- AllenL, on 10/10/2007, -5/+27"you are an ass hole...keep your insults to yourself"
Ha ha ...oh wow. - iignotus, on 10/10/2007, -1/+21In all seriousness I believe it's a lost child announcement.
- ChronicFiles, on 10/10/2007, -7/+27I think I've seen this list before
- twishart, on 10/10/2007, -3/+23Who doesn't love email forwards from 1998?
- NSMike, on 10/10/2007, -0/+19I know Code 3 at Lowe's is a bunch of people lining up at the registers.
- hadessniper, on 10/10/2007, -1/+20*Trips*
That's a code 2. - Impact0115, on 10/10/2007, -4/+23I love how the manager of Kmart can't spell properly.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -11/+29This is a perfect example of something that would only be funny if it WAS real. Since it is fake, it is just a sad juvenile attempt at humor. I have to say, the image of the average digger just keeps getting lower and lower.
- Ozmotear, on 10/10/2007, -1/+19Its the Jolly Rodger Cookbook reformatted as an official K-Mart doc.
Still a classic. - Pilot85, on 10/10/2007, -0/+17My brother did that to me in a safeway at midnight. Hurt like a bitch.
- RubberBinder, on 10/10/2007, -4/+19I saw it as 101
- fnaqzna, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14Here in town, I have the choice between Wal-Mart's surveillance and distrust and K-Mart's apathy.
It's an easy choice, really. - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -3/+17highlight of the 90's
- mikal, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp
- AZTriGuy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12Ned Mencia called, he's stealing your joke.
- rbond, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10I noticed this a long time ago from Phonelosers when they listed things to do at Wal-mart. If anyone wants to see the list sorted by departments which has more item than on this list:
http://www.phonelosers.org/wal-mart/ - mr2master, on 10/10/2007, -1/+11I think hes doing the stuff to the wrong store. This was originally for walmart.
- araknidkid, on 10/10/2007, -9/+18Everyone, quitr being such tight-asses and appreciate the humor for god's sake.
- TheRunes, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9I used to work at a Safeway. One time a shoplifter ran through the doors and broke them because they didn't open fast enough. Later that night I saw 3 people walk into the doors because they didn't open. I can vouch for this one. One guy actually walked into the doors with so much force he caused the doors to swing outwards. (Its a safety feature to the doors in case of power failure due to fire or something.)
- Hennell, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9yeah, I remember thinking that when I used to watch comedy on tv... seinfeld, the office, curb your enthusiasm everything is just rubbish. sure it would be really funny if it WAS real. but since it was writen by some guys trying to be funny? well thats just a sad juvenile attempt at humor. Now I only watch the news channels as at least everything they show is real. That time that old lady's cat got stuck up a tree was SO hilarious I nearly killed myself.
- Suplyndmnd, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10So your point to his was to point out his poor English. Now, I'm a stickler for proper English. I hate "ur" and their, there, and theyre getting mixed up but, you're just ***** anal. He's not writing a goddamn term paper. Granted, i yell at people who say "Oh, it's just the internet" as an excuse but his point was clear, his English was perfectly fine. At least to the point of getting his point across without needing a translator. Also, when you try to correct someone's English, you can leave words like "purport" and "solidified". We all got a Thesaurus for Christmas and you don't see us breaking it out do you?
I'm also amazed that his comment bugged you enough that you felt compelled to correct it yet you don't go running into the night, screaming, about the other posts here on Digg. Hell, they drive me bat ***** crazy and I'm not 1/8 as anal as you are. Then again, maybe this is your way of trying to seem superior in a world that you can fake intelligence because you cant do the same in the real one and you feel you must make it up online.
Or perhaps you're just backed up. Take an Ex-lax, work the ***** out and come back a new man. - PerfektXj, on 10/10/2007, -4/+12Gotta try a few of these out
- breakspirit, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8I work at Lowe's and it does indeed mean that there are more than 3 people in line at a register and we need to open more registers.
- ThomasTuttle, on 10/10/2007, -2/+10I found a list that contains all of these and some that weren't included, and it's from 1998: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Aug/kmart.html
It's really lame to present it as a letter like that. Nobody would have documented *all* of those things. They likely would have kicked them out, or called the police. It just doesn't make sense. -
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