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Dwarf's penis stuck to vacuum cleaner

news.com.au — A DWARF performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

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  • 10goto10, on 10/10/2007, -0/+83That must have sucked.
  • thinkingserious, on 10/10/2007, -4/+53Don't want no pics... I'll just believe it happened.
  • Cerialthriller, on 10/10/2007, -1/+35"Don't interrupt me while I'm cleaning my room!"
  • Philluminati, on 10/10/2007, -0/+29Man, dwarfs have all the fun.
  • fluidfoundation, on 10/10/2007, -4/+28smells like cabbage.....
  • hasslinthehoff, on 10/10/2007, -2/+19Thank God it wasn't a Dyson...
  • HeyChinaski, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11Not a picture of the glue incident, but here is the act:
    http://www.circusofhorrors.co.uk/pictures/pages/Demon%20Dan%20gets%20jigi%20with%20a%20hoover%20%26%20a%20naughty%20nurse..htm
  • riklomas, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9The Sun has a photo of the guy here:
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007380600,00.html
  • tempusrob, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9The Aristocrats!
  • Pilot85, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9That nurse is kinda hawt.
  • upquark, on 10/10/2007, -2/+10*****, I know this guy! I was at the Fringe and I met him while flyering! Dude was upfront about his gig when I asked him, too. He said he "did something nasty to his nub."

    Poor bloke.
  • thethorn, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8I'm glad the title wasn't "Dwarf's penis stuck to vacuum cleaner [PIC]", or am I?
  • DrunkenDevil, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9"Don't want no pics" So, you DO wants pics! http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22280932-5012895,00.html
  • theholycow, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7I was going to reply bitching about noshark being buried. Then I clicked the link and saw that there are in fact no pictures. Liar!

    Don't make me get norton.
  • Nick5309, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6I think the real shocker here is that there was a paying audience to see a midget glue his dick do a vacuum. Wtf?
  • tamurlane6, on 10/10/2007, -3/+8nut buster
  • mishaco, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5EEEEWWWWWW !!
  • deanbx, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Following the incident the doc' in charge of surgery commented that the unnamed dwarf is somewhat sleepy following surgery, feeling bashful of the dopey mistake and was understandably grumpy at the suggestion of an interview.
  • arkaycee, on 10/10/2007, -2/+6Getting wheeled into the ER with the apparatus stuck to him "the most embarrassing moment of my life."... so...

    Having it seen by a dozen trained medical personnel = embarrassing
    Walking out on stage in front of hundreds = not embarrassing.

    My only embarrassment when I tried that myself to get off was finding out I wasn't supposed to be using an upright vacuum -- that beater brush was murder. But sensitive chicks dig me, cause now all I want to do is cuddle. Signed, shreddy.
  • Sneezyx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Dwarves, not dwarfs. Did you learn nothing from Tolkien?
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+6I'm really getting tired of this Kucinich spam. So he gets his pecker stuck in a vacuum cleaner. Sound about right.
  • laterallateral, on 10/10/2007, -3/+6"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."
    ...and you released this statement to a media organization? Uh... I believe you just invented a new kind of irony, sir..
  • TheUngod, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3It was more about using the super glue...thus making it a sticky situation.
  • darzeecompany, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I hope he doesn't get discouraged by this. He should really stick with it.
  • laterallateral, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5What? It's politically incorrect to NOT LAUGH, dude.
    His gluing a ***** vacuum cleaner to his dick has no relation to him being a dwarf.
  • Zippo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3One does not simply dick his way into Mordor.
  • azAZ09, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Now the news just sounds like a random headline generator.
  • mishaco, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3are we sure it was " an act " ?
  • HeyChinaski, on 10/10/2007, -4/+6I'm glad the word "it" was in that sentence.
  • maz2331, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2You can't make this kind of thing up.
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3thats what i was thinkin.

    don't think i'd let her pull me with a vacuum from my "member" though.
  • tx500dom, on 03/06/2008, -0/+1Poor dwarf...I don't want to look at the pics...but I bet he was using one of these Dyson's.

    http://www.kitchenproductdeals.com/dyson-dc07-dc15 ...
  • pevensen, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Did he have to be nude? I would think one wouldn't actually use one's real member for something like this.
  • shampoovta, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Dugg for dwarf, penis and vacuum cleaner all in one sentence.
  • fayt, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007380600,00.html
  • Technopope, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Picture of dwarf with vacuum cleaner during act:

    http://www.circusofhorrors.co.uk/pictures/pages/Demon%20Dan%20gets%20jigi%20with%20a%20hoover%20%26%20a%20naughty%20nurse..htm
  • MikeonTV, on 10/10/2007, -3/+4Are you sure it wasn't a dust buster???
  • mwolfzorn, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1So why did he actually put his penis in the vacuum? Personally I think people wouldn't know if he actually had his penis in the vacuum...
  • adooga, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Yup, his criteria for embarrassment was what I found funny too. Especially when you consider all of the potentially embarrassing things he must have tried in his life before he got to the point where he became a dick-vacuum performer.
  • ramiro, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Ironforge is outraged!
  • slayerab, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Mom, go away I told you I'm cleaning my room
  • newbill123, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2I bet with all the embarrassment and penis jokes, that's one Red Dwarf.
  • breckinshire, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3Dad?
  • RocketSeason, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Dugg simply for the description.
  • HBNDonut, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1I know. What will they think of next?
  • INDIGLOW, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Hmm I wonder if it was Dyson that never looses suction?
  • iHateMyLife, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0I think he should clean his act up a bit.
    Then again, perhaps his bag needed emptying?
    Moreover, do you think he had an upright?
  • jennamarquez, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0LOOOOOL! does anyone else find this hillarious. someone get this guy a peekamo account.
  • Babygirl86, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0And i thought my job sucked : )
  • KingGorilla, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0dugg down for laughing at your own joke
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