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Drunkenness & Your Chances of Getting Laid (Infographic)

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Who dugg this? Made popular Jun 16, 2009

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  • alexanEmpire, on 06/15/2009, -7/+328One of the most accurate graphs to ever grace digg.
  • ikeeel4money, on 06/16/2009, -0/+267If the girl is the one drinking then the graph will keep on getting higher and higher.
  • diesirae86, on 06/16/2009, -0/+243like he said, higher and higher
  • yocouchdigga, on 06/16/2009, -0/+231The graph assumes I'm in the company of females and not drinking alone, in front of the computer/TV/console. Oddly enough, my chances of getting laid at the end of the night are the same. Dugg for having something in common.
  • heyimfromreddit, on 06/16/2009, -1/+188wwww.craigsslist.org/casaulinconters
  • L4mb, on 06/16/2009, -1/+129Except a digger goes right from checking phone at a bar to craigslist.
  • robertisaar, on 06/16/2009, -3/+85noticed that as well. is that the drunken version of casual encounters?
  • brandnewx, on 06/16/2009, -1/+79Until she drops dead.
  • TheNyquilKid, on 06/16/2009, -2/+68Or I'll save you the time and just tell you.

    It's a "dance" white teenagers do because once upon a time gang members did it.
  • merreborn, on 06/16/2009, -4/+66If anyone else is wondering WTF the "C-Walk" referred to in the graph is, this should cover everything you need to know:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crip_Walk
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2TSy0Z5qTE
  • yocouchdigga, on 06/16/2009, -1/+59ouch, too close to home, man...
  • theblueprint, on 06/16/2009, -3/+58If you're old enough to drink, you're old enough to know better than to wear sandals to a bar.


  • inactive, on 06/16/2009, -10/+60It only goes to 12 drinks? Yeah I remember my first beer too.
  • KB925902, on 06/16/2009, -0/+48a) he's on digg.
    b) he has "digg" in his digg username.
    c) he doesn't even pretend to have a girlfriend, while on digg.

    of course he drinks alone.
  • inactive, on 06/16/2009, -0/+46Nah, the line for women would never move. Am I at a bar late at night? Yes. Are there any men here? Yes. Chance of getting some: 100%
  • anxdiety, on 06/16/2009, -2/+46The best rule I ever learned was:

    You don't have to be the best looking guy in the room but when at a party and its 3 am and you're the only guy that can still hold a conversation and haven't puked on yourself you will get laid.
  • JiveRabbit, on 06/16/2009, -0/+43Or how about waking up in a cabin with two dudes snorting white on a mirror laid on your chest while a chick is lying beside you biting your ears? I might win the WTF contest.
  • dafragsta, on 06/16/2009, -1/+40You're not taking into account fat men.
  • TheNyquilKid, on 06/16/2009, -1/+39In 2009.
  • inactive, on 06/16/2009, -1/+39Oh no I'm doing it wrong, all this time I've been getting her drunk.
  • 4rp4n3t, on 06/16/2009, -2/+40Fat chicks are like mopeds. Really good fun to ride, but you don't want your mates to know...
  • QuillRoots, on 06/16/2009, -0/+35What's wrong with drinking alone? George Thorogood drinks alone, and hes bad to the bone.
  • LonelyTylenoL, on 06/16/2009, -0/+33Note the Bell Curve drawn by a drunkard.
  • abstracthuman, on 06/16/2009, -0/+33...just hope it's not a room full of guys.
  • TheNyquilKid, on 06/16/2009, -3/+33What!?! Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay.
  • JoeHague, on 06/16/2009, -0/+29Checking craigslist from the phone/
  • StickWST, on 06/16/2009, -1/+28your killing me here, buy me a ***** keyboard.
  • jrm125, on 06/16/2009, -1/+26I feel like they need a second graph representing women.
  • jsp123, on 06/16/2009, -0/+23He was being racist?
  • DucoNihilum, on 06/16/2009, -1/+24Touche
  • inactive, on 06/16/2009, -2/+25I hate checking my phone when I'm in awkward and lonely social situations like during class break, but I know I have to do it.

    Also, I really ***** hate it when my stomach growls during the quite parts of class.
  • alvination, on 06/16/2009, -1/+23I can't wait for my first fat chick.
  • vspazv, on 06/16/2009, -0/+21That hasn't stopped me yet.
  • Lewiji, on 06/16/2009, -0/+21If you need 6 pints to get you confident enough to talk to a girl, you have problems
  • kavery, on 06/16/2009, -4/+24You know what the worst feeling is? Waking up in the middle of the night with a fat chick in her bed spooning you. I left a good pair of sandals there when it happened to me, but no way was I turning the light on to look for $15 slip-ons.

    Jack Bauer couldn't get out of that mess unscathed - don't remember anything about that night except for that moment and heading to Walgreens right after to purchase Scope.
  • cosmicr, on 06/16/2009, -1/+21okay, who else typed it in?
  • sleepy35758, on 06/16/2009, -1/+20somebody is having a bad day...
  • merreborn, on 06/16/2009, -0/+19Use of tinypic, 10 yard penalty
  • TheNyquilKid, on 06/16/2009, -0/+19I purposely worded it so it couldn't be taken as racist.
  • algaeturd, on 06/16/2009, -0/+19Your life sounds amazingly adventurous.
  • DirtyVicar, on 06/16/2009, -1/+19If you live in a backward state with low-point beer, you might as well just multiply all the beer quantities by 2.
  • furio3d, on 06/16/2009, -0/+18Come up to 'name of bar' and i'll buy u drinks in exchange for NSA sex. I'll be the guy playing with my smartphone
  • CrackyJSquirrel, on 06/16/2009, -1/+18You cant be racist against white teenagers, they deserve all the ridicule they get.
  • QueenOfAStoner, on 06/16/2009, -1/+18This thread is win and makes me feel much better about my current situation. Thanks guys.
  • Shadic, on 06/16/2009, -0/+17Congrats blankjob, way to bitch about how much better you are, and then misspell "steal."
  • powatom, on 06/16/2009, -0/+16The kind of girl you'd want to pull at 3am in a room full of guys who've puked on themselves won't be that interested in conversation, trust me.

    If you can get it up and in, you win.
  • Spartan4790, on 06/16/2009, -2/+17You cant wait for your first chick...
  • themadrammer, on 08/18/2009, -1/+16Or a bad aftertaste in your mouth
  • PenisBreath, on 06/16/2009, -0/+15i remember my first fat chick....
  • KibblesnBitts, on 06/16/2009, -1/+16I always do that - I get to the perfect level of drunkenness - and then I decide to drink more....and boom goes the dynamite :(
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