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- dantidote, on 10/10/2007, -8/+89Tonight we dine in Hell!
- nusuni, on 10/10/2007, -8/+66Meanwhile McDonald's introduces new menu item - mashed chicken surprise!
- MasterThief117, on 10/10/2007, -3/+52OK, I read the title backwards and it confused the hell out of me.
"Drunken Chicken joyrider kills 300 Germans"
I must be retarded or something. - sfpfc, on 10/10/2007, -3/+46Is this why the chicken tried to cross the road?
- harvinator24, on 10/10/2007, -4/+37"Apparently some of the chickens were so desperate to get away that they ran into the wall and died,"
This is the reason why we eat chickens, and because they taste good to. - Dhalgren, on 10/10/2007, -0/+30Why do drunken teenagers always go on "joyrides"? Maybe he was just trying to get home from the bar and got a waypoint wrong...
- Checkerd, on 10/10/2007, -1/+30Somewhere in heaven, Colonel Sanders weeps.
- knupso, on 10/13/2007, -3/+29I logged out, logged back in and did a hand stand to digg you down.
- meatmcguffin, on 10/10/2007, -0/+25Probably now that 300 revenge-seeking chickens are up there with him
- brstilson, on 10/10/2007, -1/+25Our feathers will blot out the sun!
- xtmno3, on 10/10/2007, -0/+23slysdexic
- Falldog, on 10/10/2007, -3/+23"The youth was arrested."
Well, I would hope so. - Noize, on 10/10/2007, -4/+23M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL KILl Kill kill kill
- sv650touring, on 10/10/2007, -0/+18.rehtie ,ynnuf rO
- SmackMyMac, on 10/10/2007, -4/+22It's shake and bake, and he Helped!
- OutThisLife, on 10/10/2007, -3/+21I was already logged in so I dugg you down.
- Chairboy, on 10/10/2007, -3/+20You can really taste the terror. I wonder if that's one of the 11 herbs & spices...
- Joeytg, on 10/10/2007, -1/+18Growing up in the south I have some experience with large populations of chickens. My uncle had 7 houses with several hundred thousand chickens. You had to be careful tending them because they would flock to a corner or side and kill themselves in a panic. Top ones would smother the ones underneath. Didn't happen that often but it did happen.
For my chicken crossing the road joke:
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken! - toxicityj, on 10/10/2007, -4/+19This is madness.
Madness? This is Germany. - XtremeAce, on 10/10/2007, -4/+18I lol'd when I imagined a chicken having a heart attack, just like in cartoons.
- omegadude, on 10/10/2007, -3/+17i have no idea why, but when i read this story the only thing that could come to mind was a young link holding a squabbling chicken over his head...
- Jumboto, on 10/10/2007, -2/+16He probably thought it was a fun idea until he came out of the shed with his van covered with chicken ***** and feathers.
- sciss0rz, on 10/10/2007, -2/+15I already thought they had Chicken McNuggets..
- thefirelane, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14Yes, yes it is. Next question
- geneticlone, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10Well carmageddon just looks dumb now.
- MeMongo, on 10/10/2007, -1/+11Won't someone think of the chickens?
- yohnstoppable, on 10/10/2007, -1/+11Buried as inaccurate. We all know how the chickens band up to destroy you from playing the Zelda games. This guy wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes in their world
- enivid, on 10/10/2007, -6/+15On his arrest, out of breath, the youth said only one thing to reporters: "Chicken... gave me a bad coupon..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSHsTkONj3c - iamtheshizzo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8He is no doubt weeping Barbeque sauce.
- Akaji, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9Because they're stupid, stupid.
- Dokument, on 10/10/2007, -2/+10"for a limited time only"
- gotamd, on 10/10/2007, -2/+10Yes it is. When we use chickens for food, we actually have a reason for killing them.
- AndyVenus, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8Is it normal to be able to read that instantly?
- NinjaBoy, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9We had to raise the lamps in our chicken house. The chickens would pile up and one would end up sticking its head right by the lamp and burn itself to death.
- Craga89, on 10/10/2007, -4/+11That has got to be the funnniest description I've read all day. Thanks.
- bodd, on 10/10/2007, -4/+11The chickens ran into the wall and died... the WALL!!! Oh the pictures in my mind,I feel terrible for finding it soo funny
- profOblivion, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7You are a terrible, terrible person.
And so am I. - NerdyNinja, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8The Hot Gates didn't work so well for those Spartan Chickens this time.
- unknown32, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6If Alex Albrecht is reading, I smell a new control + alt + chicken recipe
- futureb, on 10/10/2007, -2/+8sure it wasn't intentional chickencide, but it was certainly reckless disregard for chicken life. shame on him.
- theholycow, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7I'm lysdexic, you holebutt!
- micahwilli, on 10/10/2007, -2/+8PICS or it didn't happen!
(don't blame me, you were all thinking it) - LycoLoco, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7It's a little known fact that Hitler also committed the Chickencaust. The chickens finally exacted their revenge.
- yohnstoppable, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7I buried you for implying McNuggets are tasty
- SteelFrog, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Yup. We have a few hundred of them on our hobby farm.
When it gets really hot in the barn and ventilation can't keep up, we have to be really careful walking around because if we scare them, they'll drop dead from heart attacks. - SteelFrog, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Nah, they just drop. Happens to us pretty often. Not as comical as you'd think. Not always anyhow. ;)
- NinjaBoy, on 10/10/2007, -4/+9Chickens are some dumb ass animals.
- lazyfisherman, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Chickens may be stupid animals but If someone suddenly drove a van (or, even better, a tank) through your house, you might run into a wall trying to escape too. It's a shame those chickens had to die like that. They probably won't even be made into tasty McNuggets..
- defektiv, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4as funny as some of these comments are, people like this should be dragged out into the street and shot. we had a guy here in cali not too long ago take a car and run down some ducks that were a family of animals the locals loved to feed and visit. you really have to question the intentions and morality of a person willing to take life away so quickly and carelessly, even if it is animals and not people.
- Starflyer59, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5Unlike you, Chickens have cognitive capacities equivalent to those of mammals, even primates. Chickens exist in stable social groups. They can recognize each other by their facial features. They have 24 distinct cries that communicate a wealth of information to one other, including separate alarm calls depending on whether a predator is traveling by land or sea. They are good at solving problems. Try doing a bit of research before you spread your ignorance to others.
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