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Don't try this at home! Let the professionals remove your testicles

upi.com — ST. PAUL, Minn., Aug. 7 (UPI) -- A Minnesota man has learned an important lesson: If you want your testicles removed, leave it to the professionals.

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  • DCMacHead, on 10/10/2007, -0/+74best line from the article...

    "...Angus isn't telling police who the mystery surgeons are because he doesn't want them to get in trouble. His wife only told police her husband spends a lot of time on the Internet ..."
  • BOFH2, on 10/10/2007, -2/+56Oh HECK NO! Dude, get a second, Third, Fourth opinion
  • weirdralph, on 10/10/2007, -0/+53Angus was quoted as saying, "I'd give my left nut to find those guys!"
  • Akaji, on 10/10/2007, -1/+34I don't think you understand how much blood you have going into that area.
  • Akaji, on 10/10/2007, -1/+34It's literally impossible to imagine how much I hate you right now.
  • M4tt3r, on 10/10/2007, -0/+29I hate having an imagination some times, I really do.
  • rhabd0mancer, on 10/10/2007, -0/+27"He called his daughter"

    Now there's a call you never want to get.
  • tamurlane6, on 10/10/2007, -1/+27I don't get it. He's married. Wouldn't his wife have his testicles already?
  • LordSkywalker, on 10/10/2007, -1/+24I just hope this "chronic ball pain" isn't very common. Maybe he should've signed up for a medical weed license instead.
  • g30ff, on 10/10/2007, -1/+22/crosses legs
  • faultytext, on 10/10/2007, -0/+20I can only hope that when I get old I don't have chronic pain in my testicles...pain that is bad enough to trust 2 or 3 people, who may or may not be doctors, to cut my testicles off in my own house...
  • capiCrimm, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16blood is replaceable, what really counts are the memories.
  • Leadhyena, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15I betcha he doesn't have the balls to do it again though...
  • tehWyman, on 08/19/2009, -0/+14"spends a lot of time on the Internet"
    Maybe he looks at too much porn?
  • heaintheavy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11Sheesh, now you tell me.
  • Akaji, on 10/10/2007, -3/+13Great, now Minnesota's getting all the bad-news Digg articles (35W crash, Westboro Baptist protest, now this)... I swear, this state's great, don't believe what you read!
  • ahawks, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9ref:
    http://www.nerdtests.com/jokes.php?id=5317
  • chrisinsocalif, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10I am glad he got his testicles removed, he will no longer contribute to the gene pool.
  • jackmaht, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9Why wouldn't real doctors help him?
  • timusca, on 10/10/2007, -6/+15Rosie O'Donnel spread eagle!
  • josegutz, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9I see a Darwin Award was about to happen here.
  • mepol, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7He probably doesn't have health insurance. He should have called Michael Moore!
  • kelchm, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Yeah, clearly this guy went to #surgeons on undernet.
  • jcaino, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7too bad he already has a daugher.
  • karenw, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Best. Sentence. Ever. From the Star-Tribune article:

    "Police searched the home in the 600 block of York Avenue on July 28, looking for a list of items including blood, medical instruments, fingerprints, documents discussing medical procedures, computers, and testicles."
  • suxmonkey, on 10/10/2007, -3/+9If you want these things done right, do them yourself - a quick flick with a sharp blade would have saved everyone a lot of time and trouble.
  • spyd3rweb, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6so wait, he doesnt want the cops to go after these guys, but they search his house anyways?
  • InetRoadkill, on 10/10/2007, -4/+8If he really wants to loose his testicles, he should run for congress as a democrat.
  • n8f8, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4He pleaded with his doctor for the treatment and was refused. We live in a country where decent painkillers are cheap and doctors still treat chronic pain by telling patients to "suck it up". What would you do if your nuts hurt like hell for years?
  • ortucis, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Even digging this hurts like hell, I can't imagine how.. OH ***** I JUST IMAGINED..

    *runs out screaming*
  • Akaji, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4"Hi, honey, some guys just cut off my balls, would you mind coming and picking me up?"
    "......" *click*
  • tunana, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5The chronic pain was probably from his underwear being 2 sizes too small. Lost his balls for nothing.
  • WallnutBoy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4I don't get it =(
  • Th3_anOmoLy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4"Angus was unconscious during the surgery but awoke to find himself bleeding profusely from the groin area and those responsible gone"

    If that isn't an "oh *****" moment, i don't know what is..
  • Dhalgren, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Too late, he already procreated...
  • dadood, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3What a nut job....
  • duggtodeath, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Why, I'd hire three shady men to cut them off an leave me bleeding profusely in my home.
  • ahawks, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Someone should have told him, if you spend all day looking at porn, you need to have an orgasm to release all the blood built up from arousal. Poor guy just had a wicked case of blue balls.
  • Gatesophile, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3"Hard Candy", anyone? I know that's what I thought of.
  • acdcfanbill, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3My balls started hurting just reading that story...
  • mfawcett, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2He didn't want to loose his testicles, he wanted to lose them, although I guess I can imagine loosing your testicles into the world, and them going on some sort of a rampage.
  • Gryffydd, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3Wow, nice of his wife to rat him out like that. Seriously...your husband has just done something ridiculous and what do you say to the press? "He spends a lot of time on the Internet"
    ....Bitch.
  • helfire, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2fargo is in north dakota....
  • drakenlot, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Having offspring doesn't disqualify people from a Darwin award


    PS. I foretell him winning this year's award, you read it here first people
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2yes thats the one
  • kmpr326, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Did anyone else have to cross their legs while reading this?
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Got mine done over at the DNC office in west Hollywood. Now the wind just whistles right on threw
  • drakenlot, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Or he was on Digg all day long...

    /closes browser
  • DocHoliday22, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I saw the words "testicles" and "remove" and my nutsack automatically got tighter...
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