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Don't Brush Your Teeth with Preparation H [PIC]

burbia.com — A message from mom probably worth following.

Who dugg this? Made popular Jul 17, 2009

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  • pingpants, on 07/16/2009, -1/+92Dear Mom: Please don't leave your Preparation H next to my toothbrush.
  • mnpilot, on 07/16/2009, -0/+73His ass was probably minty fresh on the positive note....
  • Xzelick, on 07/16/2009, -0/+59How bout you move to the preparation H into the medicine cabinet instead of putting it next to your toothbrush?
  • Foxprowl, on 07/16/2009, -2/+42Funniest part of the note: "again"
  • bigthree, on 07/16/2009, -0/+21It does help reduce gum swelling and that annoying itchy tongue though
  • sjbdallas, on 07/16/2009, -0/+20I got home one day and my kid said he got hit with a baseball. I asked him if he put some ice on it and he said "No, I found that stuff that shrinks swelling".
  • StigNordas, on 07/16/2009, -2/+19Tastes like burning!
  • Lobsterfish, on 07/16/2009, -0/+16It's hard to focus after downing a bottle of cough syrup
  • AmyVernon, on 07/17/2009, -2/+18FOCUS!
  • Beanstudd2, on 07/17/2009, -0/+16http://www.guzer.com/pictures/preperation_h.jpg
  • Tanktunker, on 07/17/2009, -1/+17Put bengay on your balls.
    Feels great.
  • pinkpackrat, on 07/16/2009, -1/+11Talk about a sh*t eating grin--whew
  • BenTheTank, on 07/17/2009, -0/+9That counter looks friggin gross.
  • GemStar38, on 07/16/2009, -1/+10I hope he was drunk, stoned or half-asleep the first time so at least he has some type of excuse for being such a moron.
  • captfallout, on 07/17/2009, -2/+10Burbia = fake garbage
  • bail3yz, on 07/17/2009, -1/+8Your mother doesn't love you.
  • DeskFlyer, on 07/16/2009, -0/+7And you can whistle really good now.
  • Akbad, on 07/17/2009, -0/+6Maybe his breath smelled like *****!
  • openthink, on 07/16/2009, -0/+5...and now in fresh mint & lemon flavors!
  • fragMasterFlash, on 07/17/2009, -0/+5Tastes like ass?
  • fety, on 07/17/2009, -1/+6Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream?
  • americanoboy, on 07/17/2009, -2/+6these funny notes from moms are becoming very frequent. i wonder how real they are.
  • Myztry, on 07/17/2009, -0/+3Anyone remember the nasal and anal dispensers? They were identical in shape (almost like a plastic tampon with a hole in the end) but destined for two very incompatible areas.
    I noticed the conflict as a kid as refused to use either! So I'm not sure if they even still exist.
  • Hellahulla, on 07/17/2009, -0/+3Stop eating the purble berries Ralphie ... or eat more, I don't know.
  • SurrealDream, on 07/17/2009, -0/+3http://www.emotioneric.com/
    Ah, the early naughties. Times move so fast.
  • Johnnyjm, on 07/17/2009, -2/+5If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here,

    Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.
  • freebullets, on 07/17/2009, -0/+3Of course, because everything on the internet is fake. I'm fake. You're fake. This website is fake. And even www.usa.gov is fake.
  • yacks, on 07/17/2009, -0/+3Reminds me of a scene in the movie Amelie.
  • WhoDoneIt, on 07/17/2009, -1/+4Could happen I suppose.

    I was really hungover one day and woke up late for work. I showered, did my hair with what I thought was hair spray. It was Lysol bathroom scent. Survived, smelled funny but wasn't scarred.
  • Wilddigi, on 07/17/2009, -1/+4Dumb kid. He can't read the tube label, so how is he going to read the note?
  • Hellahulla, on 07/17/2009, -0/+2Purble? Meh!
  • blacklilyninja, on 07/17/2009, -0/+2just yesterday my mother was making wierd gasping noises.. I thought she was having a heart attack. Turns out she used a muscle relaxer creme on her hemorrhoids.
  • phillymatt, on 07/17/2009, -1/+3Not everyone is a limey Brit/inbred Aussie. Mom is just fine.
  • WhoDoneIt, on 07/17/2009, -0/+1Reduced the size of his taste buds.
  • SurrealDream, on 07/17/2009, -0/+1Adendum : "But then again, who could?"
  • lolwatermelon, on 07/17/2009, -0/+1"Of course, because everything on the internet is fake. I'm fake. You're fake. This website is fake. And even www.usa.gov is fake."

    At least everything on Burbia is fake. I'm fairly certain that I'm real, but you might be fake.
  • unboring, on 07/17/2009, -0/+1+1!
  • BalooUrsidae, on 07/18/2009, -0/+1Probably because it's really a toilet tank?
  • ChiaGod, on 07/17/2009, -0/+1Man, that would be like selling all-in-one thermometers!

    "Can be used to take your temperature orally, rectally, or function as a meat thermometer! Buy it now!"
  • omae, on 07/17/2009, -1/+2best orgasms! its got perfect texture!
  • omae, on 07/17/2009, -2/+3yey emotion eric!
  • DeviantDragon, on 07/17/2009, -3/+3But he could whistle real good!
  • stread, on 07/17/2009, -0/+0Do they test for this if there's a question of using performance enhancers in professional whistling competitions?
  • lolwatermelon, on 07/17/2009, -1/+1Another paid for front paged article from Burbia.

    You people need to stop falling for their *****.
  • lolwatermelon, on 07/17/2009, -1/+1You know it's fake, right?
  • LomasLou, on 07/17/2009, -0/+0He got it ass-backwards.
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