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- bryano, on 02/19/2008, -12/+495Huge mistake. Crocs = douchebag is a one step process.
- koach, on 02/19/2008, -11/+442Dugg for "is your collar popped?" How those asshats think that looks good is beyond me.
- jimbruno, on 02/19/2008, -5/+297It says I'm not a douchebag.
Dugg down as innaccurate. - plundstedt, on 02/19/2008, -88/+368I'm wearing horizontal stripes and that automatically makes me a douchebag? I don't think so.
- inactive, on 02/19/2008, -10/+265are you full of vinegar? ---------> YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!
- peterjmag, on 02/19/2008, -10/+226Nowhere near as funny as the bacon flowchart: http://www.ghostinthemachine.net/bacon-flowchart.j ...
- inactive, on 02/19/2008, -8/+219Hey, I'm not a douchebag. Or at least I don't dress like one.
- br0wnstar, on 02/19/2008, -11/+207Do you make flowcharts like a douchebag?
Enjoy Scrolling? ---> Yes ---> You're a douchebag. - Blazers, on 02/19/2008, -37/+215Does your shirt say Hollister? Abercrombie? Old Navy?...Douchebag!
- 93TILL503, on 02/19/2008, -3/+123How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?
- Phil1ip123, on 02/19/2008, -2/+119If I was Teen Wolf, and someone called me a douche I'd ***** maul them.
- Lux7, on 02/19/2008, -2/+118At first when I went through it, I ended up at the "You're gay, right?" answer. But I didn't understand why the hell I'd end up at that. I dress normally and don't do anything gay or douchebaggy. So then I went through the flowchart again and found what I did wrong. At the "Are you wearing a skirt?" question I thought it said "shirt" instead of "skirt". But of course, I need a flowchart to make me feel secure about my sexuality.
- PxCxG, on 02/19/2008, -7/+95Wait... old navy? that's not douchie! That's just regular.
- seantubridy, on 02/19/2008, -0/+83Are you plastic? Yes. Do you carry a feminine hygiene product? Yes. You're a douchebag.
- iPood, on 02/19/2008, -5/+84Are you me? -----> Yes -------> Oh.
- fhornplayer, on 02/19/2008, -5/+80I miss the days when people would just bury/digg stuff and not feel they have to justify their actions. When comments were engaging, and made me laugh or think about something.
- snoonoo, on 02/19/2008, -10/+84Are you from New Jersey and is trying to redeem yourself?
- Scottievm, on 02/19/2008, -2/+65Wore horizontal stripes today, I guess I'm a douchebag...
- wrestlingnrj, on 02/19/2008, -3/+57I've always told all of my friends that if I ever see them with their collar popped that I reserve the right to punch them in the face.
- fancyj, on 02/19/2008, -2/+52or a two step process! zinggggg.
- fhornplayer, on 02/19/2008, -7/+54Old Navy isn't douchie.
- Godel, on 02/19/2008, -1/+47you're a douchebag for buying a $2000 dollar coat.
- inactive, on 02/19/2008, -12/+56the chart was ok. Strangely, not as funny as I had hoped
- MisterGnome, on 06/13/2009, -2/+43Farmers get all the breaks.
- inactive, on 02/20/2008, -1/+40Hollister, Abercrombie, and Old Navy is still a hell of a lot better than Ecko and those wannabe "ghetto" stores.
- inactive, on 02/19/2008, -2/+39almost had me,
i'm still a douche though - a22e, on 02/20/2008, -0/+37But I am wearing diagonal stripes! What now?
- mnemy, on 02/19/2008, -1/+37Now you're a whiny douchebag
- NoCt1, on 02/19/2008, -2/+37I do.. The stripes get me
- isunktheship, on 02/19/2008, -0/+32Moral of the story, be Scottish!
- inactive, on 02/19/2008, -0/+32it's what i can afford
- jimpod14, on 02/19/2008, -1/+33k, so like the only options left are banana republic, CK, and tommy hilfiger? or do u just want ppl to wear walmart brand clothes?
- npg6913, on 02/20/2008, -6/+38shutup... douchebag
- Rev0lver, on 02/20/2008, -5/+36Man, I never thought there could be so much fail in a string of comments.
- BigBallistix, on 02/19/2008, -4/+32Ha! My Calvin Klein is safe. Excuse me while I order around the crew of my yacht so I can look like a big man in front of my mistresses =)
- loopyloopy, on 02/19/2008, -1/+25should be an extra step after "is your collar popped": are you 'the Fonz'? ---> Heyyyyy
- mortigon, on 02/19/2008, -0/+24"This is my new ***** hair cut"
- Scottievm, on 02/19/2008, -0/+23Not now chief, I'm in the *****' zone.
- soundofmind, on 02/19/2008, -2/+24I was going to politely tell you it was "pea-brained" (referring to the small size of said brain, not a brain filled with urine), but then I remembered this: http://xkcd.com/385/
Girls suck at language. - bsl4doc, on 02/19/2008, -10/+32Do you create charts with little discernible logic in a vain attempt at humour?--Yes--> Douchebag
- Rendonsmug, on 02/19/2008, -1/+23"I turned my collar to the cold and damp."
- cor315, on 02/20/2008, -0/+22harsh......douche
- down4twenty, on 02/20/2008, -2/+23whats wrong with old navy?
- MrGordonLiu, on 02/19/2008, -0/+20Drive monkey, drive!
- thatashguy, on 02/20/2008, -0/+19It said you're a douchebag, didn't it?
- Matsky, on 02/20/2008, -6/+25I think this was written by a douchebag in denial, that's why. Proof:
"Are you wearing stripes?"
-> "Yes"
...->"Are you me?"
-> "No"
-> "You're a douchebag."
What a wanker. - onionoino, on 02/20/2008, -0/+19you'd get it if you had robot ears
- WildTang3nt, on 02/20/2008, -0/+17But just wearing pants would mean you're dressed like an Abercrombie & Fitch model, therefore, you'd be a douchebag.
- Vindicoth, on 02/19/2008, -4/+21Did you make a flowchart about clothes determining if you're a douchebag? -> Yes -> YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG.
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