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Devil arrested for felony battery

abcactionnews.com — The victim told officers he was leaving the store when he was approached by a man later identified as John Eugene Yale, Jr. They chatted for a few minutes when Yale suddenly announced, “I am the Devil and I am going to kill you!”

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  • mikeinto, on 07/07/2009, -0/+48Dear Abby says:
    Suddenly announcing "I am the Devil and I am going to kill you!” is a good way to end an awkward conversation with a stranger in a parking lot. Try jamming your thumbs into the stranger's eyes if your devil proclamation doesn't work.
  • Bondheli, on 07/07/2009, -0/+24First fox news and now this...

    Craig T. Nelson has hit rock bottom.
  • theNazz, on 07/07/2009, -1/+24I believe that he is the Devil because he certainly looks like Hell ...
  • HurricaneDC, on 07/07/2009, -1/+15It's a shame it didn't happen somewhere like Miami or LA. He could've been arrested by Jesus.
  • robertisaar, on 07/07/2009, -0/+12Damn Devil, you scary!
  • yeeaauuh, on 07/07/2009, -3/+14I am your cellmate, and now I am going to ass rape you!
  • BorsKaegel, on 07/07/2009, -0/+10Mephistopheles, you so crazy!
  • AmyVernon, on 07/07/2009, -0/+10Holy crap. That does look like Craig T.
  • le0pardess, on 07/07/2009, -0/+9Definitely a "scraggly version of Beelzebub". He looks like he's been kicked out of hell by Beelzebub...
  • FmyLife, on 07/07/2009, -0/+7Super Devil is still free, be afraid!
  • mikolby, on 07/07/2009, -0/+7Kinda looks like Randal Flagg "The Walkin' Dude" from The Stand.
  • m3rkvry, on 07/07/2009, -0/+7Am I the only person who read that line in Hank Hill's voice?
  • inactive, on 07/07/2009, -0/+6If this is what the devil looks like then Wal-mart must be hell
  • falconear, on 07/07/2009, -0/+5FTA: They chatted for a few minutes when Yale suddenly announced, “I am the Devil and I am going to kill you!”

    You'd be surprised how often this happens to me.
  • dirtycanucker, on 07/07/2009, -0/+5Holy damn that was funny.
  • Bangaarang, on 07/07/2009, -0/+4And you will probably be buried...
  • kmoed, on 07/07/2009, -0/+4If that's all the Devil has to offer, my fear of going to hell has been greatly reduced.
  • inactive, on 07/07/2009, -0/+4In other news there is a traffic collision tying up the 405.
  • Crazymaniacc, on 07/07/2009, -0/+3sounds like Arrested Devilopment
  • inactive, on 07/08/2009, -0/+3Ka-chaw!
  • louiebaur, on 07/07/2009, -1/+4Yea no doubt!
  • Rivfader, on 07/07/2009, -0/+3The Super Devil is still at large.
  • joelmole, on 07/07/2009, -0/+3Poor Joe Walsh, how the mighty have fallen.
  • Wilddigi, on 07/07/2009, -0/+3The guy has been watching too much Devils Reject. Thought he was Otis
  • weirddave, on 07/07/2009, -1/+4Hey! That Devil guy's a real jerk!
  • copypastry, on 07/08/2009, -0/+2Remember your manners kids, always end your conversations by proclaiming you are the ultimate evil!
  • Electrokel, on 07/07/2009, -0/+2No, I read it in Dale's voice actually - seems like the random sort of thing he'd do.
  • frostbyt, on 07/07/2009, -0/+2What the hell is wrong with people?
  • frequentFlyer, on 07/07/2009, -0/+2I wonder what the Devil would think about a 9mm round, center mass?
  • eShinn, on 07/07/2009, -0/+2Man, what some people do for laughs.
  • Fleagleman, on 07/07/2009, -0/+2Can't be. He looks nothing like Al Pacino.
  • diggwut, on 07/07/2009, -0/+2Who's that in the caption, Patrick Elias?
  • KurtangleTN, on 07/07/2009, -0/+2Sounds like Cape Fear
  • misterparry, on 07/07/2009, -0/+2I am so happy this happened in my hometown.
  • voze, on 07/08/2009, -0/+2There are so many awful one-liner
    comments here.
  • KingGorilla, on 07/07/2009, -0/+2....has a devil put aside for me! for me! for me!
  • ShiftyBizniss, on 07/07/2009, -0/+2I was expecting Marty Brodeur.
  • LargeStack, on 07/08/2009, -0/+2view the slideshow under his Mugshot.


    This guy is number 10 in todays list of Florida Crazys

    Randy Joe Beverage

    Randy Joe Beverage, arrested for DUI and possession of a controlled substance
  • darkyplasma, on 07/07/2009, -0/+2*Save me Jesus!*

    Fixed.
  • joculator, on 07/07/2009, -1/+2D'ya think he likes his drink?
  • bluesman3535, on 07/07/2009, -0/+1Putting Joe Walsh, Iggy Pop, and Grizzly Adams in a blender would probably yield a devil like this.
  • Maxwell1234, on 07/08/2009, -0/+1Is that a new meme I'm sensing?
  • inactive, on 07/08/2009, -0/+1"Oh, that Abby. Such a character." *smiles and shakes head*
  • ProfitMoney, on 07/08/2009, -1/+2Wait, he isn't the devil? GODDAM IT. I'm probably not going to be famous afterall...
  • nikki2300dk, on 07/07/2009, -1/+2Save me Jebus!
  • inactive, on 07/08/2009, -0/+1Man, I'll bet that would be one hilarious headline!

    "Local police officer apprehends mentally disturbed man."
  • inactive, on 07/08/2009, -0/+1Bring out your dead!
  • FlaNative, on 07/07/2009, -1/+1So, did they shout at him?
  • blizzardice1, on 07/07/2009, -1/+1Couldn't it have been the super-devil?
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