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Defendant smears lawyer in faeces

metro.co.uk — A mistrial was declared at a court in San Diego after a suspect in a robbery smeared human faeces on his lawyer's face and then threw more at the jury.

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  • louiebaur, on 01/28/2009, -1/+53um i guess you can say the ***** was flying.
  • Lucas123, on 01/28/2009, -0/+49He defense stinks.
  • infamousjr, on 01/28/2009, -0/+43FTA: "During the break, McGowan produced a plastic bag with fecal matter and smeared it on Martin's hair and face."

    No one saw him walking in with a bag of crap?
  • AmyVernon, on 01/28/2009, -0/+41OK, they totally could have anticipated this:
    FTA: "The prosecutor said the defendant had wiped human faeces on himself in the past. "
  • noupsell, on 01/28/2009, -0/+40lawyers are used to wading in *****
  • ChronicColonic, on 01/28/2009, -0/+37Wipe ***** on me once, shame on you. Wipe ***** on me twice, shame on me.
  • deathcapt, on 01/28/2009, -1/+33Did any ***** hit the fan?
  • DouglasQ, on 01/30/2009, -0/+30No, he's brainstorming titles for his autobiography.
  • agentinfinite, on 01/28/2009, -0/+17God that is disgusting
  • serif69, on 01/30/2009, -0/+17Did you look that up in the encyclopædia?
  • ileftfark, on 01/29/2009, -2/+19Faeces.
    Foetus.
    Paedophile.
  • bblande, on 01/30/2009, -0/+15Clearly, this is a fecal matter.
  • sternje, on 01/30/2009, -1/+16If the lawyer is covered in *****, you must acquit.
    /channeling Johnny Cochran/

  • serif69, on 01/30/2009, -1/+12Objection, you honor. I don't see Mr. Sanchez on the defense's witness list.
  • russ3, on 01/30/2009, -0/+10what was goin on in your brain? "Oh they talk about *****, i better but up a bear who likes children"? and you didnt even make it say funny things. What a ***** failure.
  • dustinjr1993, on 01/29/2009, -2/+12what? did this guy evolve into a monkey?
  • gatorfree, on 01/30/2009, -0/+9What colour were the faeces?
  • Aooogah, on 01/30/2009, -0/+9What, you don't carry one around too? Are you insane?
  • Aitese, on 01/30/2009, -0/+9This ***** story has already been on the front page this week.
  • Greengoo, on 01/30/2009, -0/+9So they'd seen this type of ***** before?
  • poidh, on 01/30/2009, -0/+8You're *****' me.
  • TCKC2C, on 01/30/2009, -0/+7It's a smear campaign!
  • existentialduck, on 01/29/2009, -1/+8what a ***** day for the court
  • moxley, on 01/29/2009, -0/+7Maybe he was looking to make some sort of incompetency display.

    He was likely just trying to feed his lawyer, but the jury? I don't know...

  • siandt, on 01/30/2009, -1/+8Don't click the image search!
  • jimboredford, on 01/30/2009, -0/+7Dugg for "rock in a sock".

    ....Oh, and feces smearing.
  • temsi, on 01/30/2009, -2/+8Just a suggestion...

    the next time you see a co.uk website, don't complain that they don't use American spelling.
  • gemlarin, on 01/30/2009, -1/+7What a ***** lawyer. Must have has a real crappy defense.
  • Jayrune, on 01/30/2009, -3/+8Buried for duplicate story
  • inactive, on 01/30/2009, -5/+10In Britain, it's spelt "faeces". You ignorant homosexual.
  • russ3, on 01/30/2009, -0/+5They don't use american grammar either?
  • poidh, on 01/30/2009, -0/+5Just the briefcase of juror #9 apparently.
  • inactive, on 01/30/2009, -0/+5Speak softly, and carry a big [bag of human feaces].
  • DarkBlueAnt, on 01/30/2009, -0/+5Then be glad you aren't living on the Planet of the Apes. Their trials are always like this.
  • DankNugzPlz, on 01/30/2009, -0/+5FTA "McGowan is accused of hitting a man with a rock in a sock in October 2007."

    Lol, got him with the old rock-in-a-sock.
  • plainOldFool, on 01/30/2009, -0/+5what a ***** thing to do
  • Gauthic, on 01/30/2009, -0/+5Marking territory?
    "Myyyyyyy defense lawyer, not yours.... miiiiiiine"
  • Airmaxx23, on 01/30/2009, -1/+6REPOST.......
  • Greengoo, on 01/30/2009, -0/+4They see this type of ***** every day.
  • jerrycan, on 01/30/2009, -0/+4They have to let lawyers into the courtroom....That is where they work!
  • jbklego, on 01/30/2009, -0/+4He must be going for an insanity plea.
  • megamod, on 01/29/2009, -7/+11in the title
    faeces = faces with feces?
    or
    in = with?
  • IHaveIssues, on 01/30/2009, -0/+4That's dirty.
  • forevernomad, on 01/30/2009, -0/+4http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=faeces
    or
    http://*****.com/
    Your choice.
  • seltaeb4, on 01/30/2009, -0/+4When bags of crap are outlawed, only outlaws will have bags of crap.
  • MikeEric, on 01/30/2009, -0/+4I want to digg because it's funny,
    but I want to bury for the Captain Obvious second line.
  • Sommerlost, on 01/30/2009, -2/+5Your grammar stinks.
  • topgigmedia, on 01/30/2009, -0/+3The defense attorney was quoted as saying that he was sick of taking his client's *****. He really felt dumped on.
  • souljaboytellem, on 01/30/2009, -0/+3***** really hit the fan
  • hasslinthehoff, on 01/30/2009, -0/+3I can just see Jack McCoy's reaction when Law & Order copies that little gem of a courtroom moment...
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