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- scootscr15, on 12/25/2007, -1/+186Most people stop believing in Santa by age 10. Nobody ever stops believing in Darth Vader.
- mklopez, on 12/25/2007, -1/+123"Come to the Dark Side, children... we have cookies"
- dotlizard, on 12/25/2007, -2/+72well, darth vader doesn't give a crap if you've been naughty or nice, so there's that.
- Rikushix, on 12/25/2007, -0/+40In less surprising news, more adults aged 18-39 were more interested in meeting Darth Vader than Santa.
- mCanada, on 12/25/2007, -1/+27I call *****. Kids hate Dick Cheney
- Aidenf77, on 12/25/2007, -1/+25Now it's Santa's turn to impotently exlaim "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!"
- zyklon, on 12/25/2007, -2/+20Darth's a pimp. End of story.
- thebrawl, on 12/25/2007, -0/+14"If you only knew the flavor of the Dark Side..."
- BossKey, on 12/25/2007, -0/+14It's all fun and games until you kids are junior Jedi at the Temple at the wrong time in history...
- ChileanGoD, on 12/25/2007, -2/+16Because Darth Vader can communicate with the autistics through the midi-chlorians.
- completerobot, on 12/25/2007, -0/+11it's not any funnier this time.
- Coven, on 12/25/2007, -1/+11Read the novelizations of the prequels and you get a lot more insight into why the Jedi Council did what they did.
- albinoMithos, on 12/25/2007, -0/+9You're telling me you wouldn't want to meet Darth Vader over Santa?
- RoadWarriorX11, on 12/25/2007, -1/+9ignorant douche bag
- Jmac0127, on 12/25/2007, -0/+8Get in the Star Destroyer, I have candy.
- mattryan, on 12/25/2007, -1/+8Actually, it would be "SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooow!!"
http://vaderloveschristmas.ytmnd.com/ - antdude, on 12/25/2007, -1/+8No, he does care. http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/df200412/df2004 ...
- MattBD, on 12/25/2007, -0/+7I just looked it up on Wikipedia, at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomeno ... and apparently it was the fourth largest reported religion in England and Wales and has been given a census code. I also found a link to a page from the 2001 Census at http://www.statistics.gov.uk/census2001/profiles/r ... which gives details of the proportion of people who gave their religion as Jedi.
I then found http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/10/09/jedi_knigh ... which says that the National Statistics Office doesn't provide official recognition of any religion. So presumably it's no more or less valid than any other religion (but I suppose since the UK is not a secular state and the Queen is head of the Church of England, that is probably the UK's official religion).
I did say apparently - I thought it was an urban legend too. - AmICoolNow, on 12/25/2007, -2/+8The art in that comic is hideous...
- mikelieman, on 12/25/2007, -0/+6Even though I'm not going to read the prequel novelizations, I dugg you up.
Even the guy who did the novels realized how weak the screenplay was... - mal1964, on 12/25/2007, -0/+6A simple case of supply and demand.
- MattBD, on 12/25/2007, -1/+6It's not that surprising. Star Wars is a huge cultural phenomenon. Here in the UK, a few years ago there was a census and apparently enough people gave their religious beliefs as Jedi that it's now recognised as a religion - there are apparently ten times as many Jedi as Jews.
Probably now means that children can turn up for class in their Jedi outfit and claim it's part of their religion. - shadowmoose, on 12/25/2007, -0/+5That was so cheesy I died a little inside.
- Thedarklord187, on 12/25/2007, -0/+4thats just a wee bit creepy
- OutrightLie, on 12/25/2007, -0/+4It's not that surprising. Most children try to (letters, etc) to Santa (or go to the mall and talk to a fake one) every year. How often does one get to meet Darth Vader?
- Ramble, on 12/25/2007, -0/+4That's because santa is a fat old man who gives presents to litle kids. Vader is a badass son of a bitch with a lightsaber and some cool magic tricks.
- GuacamoleSan, on 12/25/2007, -0/+3Finally some good news.
- scrumtrallecent, on 12/25/2007, -0/+3Search your feelings Santa, you will know it to be true.
- sajnikanth, on 12/25/2007, -1/+4oops...I love Star Wars and I promise to make it up
*buckles down in humiliation - solid12345, on 12/25/2007, -1/+4I find their lack of faith...disturbing.
- cnldelta, on 12/25/2007, -0/+3Don't be afraid children... I am your father!
- hijinksensue, on 12/25/2007, -0/+3http://hijinksensue.com/2007/12/24/with-apologies- ...
Vadar is a wise man in The Geek Nativity (with apologies to the baby Jesus) - ahpro, on 12/25/2007, -0/+2How many times do you get to see santa in your life? How many times do you get to see darth vadar in your life? Exactly.
- micro506, on 12/25/2007, -0/+2Oh no the younglings!
- SeaICIubber, on 12/25/2007, -2/+4Stop talking utter *****.
Jedi is NOT an officially recognised religion here in the UK (as much as I'd like it to be) and I'd love to see some cited sources to back up your "facts"
It's an urban legend thats done the rounds via email a couple of years ago. The last version I read was a campaign during the New Zealand census to get Jedi as an official religion and no it's not valid there either.
No Bothans were killed bringing you this message... - antdude, on 12/25/2007, -0/+2It is Dr. Fun's style. What did you want? A render?
- sunyata76, on 12/25/2007, -0/+2Didn't you say nearly the same thing on another thread? Spare us the spam, please.
- godmode, on 12/25/2007, -1/+3thats the autism talking
- SuperCUBE, on 12/25/2007, -0/+2Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
- virtualball, on 12/25/2007, -0/+2Yes... that is "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo" copy and pasted three times. Want a cookie?
- jeremyfohferemy, on 12/25/2007, -0/+2*Oh noes teh younglingz!!!111!!1!11
- blatantninja, on 12/26/2007, -0/+2That comic is awesome!
- Epik, on 12/25/2007, -0/+2Well, what are the chances that the parents took the kids to see Santa last year and the year before?
Now ask the same question with Darth Vader. So yeah... - idontgooutmuch, on 12/25/2007, -1/+2really we should just replace x-mas with x-wing day or something
- Almightymole, on 12/25/2007, -0/+1What? Santa will pump him full of lead with his M16, and shoot missiles from his sled. It wouldn't be certain, but more of an epic battle.
- reazal, on 12/25/2007, -0/+1To meet Darth Vader, they like.
- inactive, on 12/25/2007, -0/+1Santa Vader? Darth Claus?
- Abominous, on 12/25/2007, -0/+1We've given in to the dark side.
- SuperCUBE, on 12/25/2007, -0/+1I lolled
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