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- offdachizzane, on 05/01/2009, -1/+58I read "Dad Dangles Son 10 Floors Over San Diego" and immediately thought of Michael Jackson.
- scarlettletter, on 05/01/2009, -1/+44Credit to those who keep our sky scrapers clean....
- dse78759, on 05/01/2009, -0/+27Announcer: Here's to you Mr Window skyscraper washer guy..
Singer: MrWasher!
Announcer: You who risk your life for the petty clean window needs of corporate america...
Singer: I-have-low-self-esteem!
Announcer: Dangling from a harness, 300 feet from your doom, for a lowsy $15/hr
Singer: I-just-soiled-myself...
Announcer: You don't care that a Roomba will soon be doing your job cheaper, safer, and with a minimum of streaking...
Singer: Damn you automation!
Announcer: This buds for you! - pegothejerk, on 05/01/2009, -0/+21"In a world, where even windows need washing, and those who wash them are taking destiny in their own hands.. a Miramax Film presents.."
- nepidae, on 05/01/2009, -0/+16"held on for their lives for 35 minutes"
"both men were strapped into safety gear"
W/e, they probably had a good laugh as the people swarmed below. - inactive, on 05/01/2009, -1/+13(whimsical music)
"They thought it was just another day *outside* the office, UNTIL..."
(record scratch zzzziiip!) - anexanhume, on 05/01/2009, -1/+13Starring Vin Diesel, Jet Li, and other huge action stars for no apparent reason, they are....
The Washers.
The film is rated R for profanity, graphic violence, and depiction of precarious acts of suspended lewdness.
Coming June 10th to a theater near you! - endgame, on 05/01/2009, -0/+12*Bud light Jingle*
Here's to you Mr Window skyscraper washer guy!
Mr Window skyscraper washer guy!
Sorry I dont know where else to go with this... - yocouchdigga, on 05/01/2009, -0/+11[black screen - low heart beat in background] - 10 seconds
- Cut to scene in kitchen -
Ryan Reynolds (Obviously Upset): "I'm not going out there, Dad... first Mom and now you, I just can't take this anymore!"
Nicholas Cage (Face): "It's not getting out there that counts, son, it's getting back that matters."
::tosses son Windex::
/not bored at work, at all - ausfahrt, on 05/01/2009, -1/+11I dugg up your comment but must say i thought the EXACT same thing.
- shutaro, on 05/01/2009, -0/+9There's nothing like some quality father-son bonding.
- WoWii, on 05/01/2009, -0/+7I thought Lt. Dangle was gay? When did he get a son?
- chriscim, on 05/02/2009, -0/+7The last bit was pretty funny ::tosses son Windex:: lol
I can picture Nicholas Cage saying that. - Banhus, on 05/01/2009, -3/+9Uh, I hardly call being in a safety harness "holding on for your life"
- inactive, on 05/01/2009, -0/+5Unbeknownst to the world, the safest people in the area were the two dangling from the skyscraper. Below, everyone else was getting infected with Swine Flu.
- Lefts, on 05/01/2009, -0/+5Yeah, stuff like those safety harnesses.
- inactive, on 05/01/2009, -0/+5Here's the requisite Oingo Boingo tie-in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALK1g83zonE - lolwutpear, on 05/02/2009, -0/+4>see this happening
>story submitted 1 day 11 min ago
uh... - dse78759, on 05/01/2009, -0/+4"soup to nuts" ?
I learned a new idiom today. - jubrand, on 05/02/2009, -0/+4What was he doing in Vegas anyway? Shouldn't he have been in Reno?
- inactive, on 05/01/2009, -0/+4Sticking together like glue
- chinaman1212, on 05/01/2009, -0/+3" O.K. son this is how you wash windows"
" O.K. son this is how you ***** yourself and cry" - inactive, on 05/01/2009, -1/+4Fair enough. Though I was thinking more along the lines of the scaffolding not collapsing.
- aristotle0dude, on 05/01/2009, -1/+4Was Michael Jackson spotted in the area?
- nepidae, on 05/01/2009, -0/+3You're gunna love my nuts.
- xenuxenuts, on 05/02/2009, -0/+3As long as they're not catholic.
- inactive, on 05/02/2009, -0/+3"Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmen_Sandiego - daschupa, on 05/01/2009, -0/+3Dang, I watched that video in the corner of the page for 2 minutes before I noticed it was a looping reel...started thinking it was a web cam...
- inactive, on 05/02/2009, -0/+3W/e, even in safety gear, I'd still be scared *****.
- seltaeb4, on 05/02/2009, -0/+2Does anyone know how you get a job doing this?
Seems fun, despite the occasional occupational hazards. - eatasandwich, on 05/02/2009, -0/+2I'm sure Mrs. Zachary Scott Snr and the kids (Zachary Scott, Zachary Scott and Zachary Scott) were all pleased to have the two Zacharys home safely. It's a shame Zachary Scott Dead wasn't around to witness this.
- topgigmedia, on 05/02/2009, -0/+2Headline should have read: A to Z window cleaning used a lot of F-bombs today...
- inactive, on 05/02/2009, -0/+2When it is OK to say SH*T!!!!! (or any other explitive)
- MixMastaKooz, on 05/02/2009, -0/+2I wonder if Lt. Dangle helped the dangling danglers?
- inactive, on 05/02/2009, -0/+2Yeah. What a retard!
- masageef, on 05/02/2009, -0/+2Hang in there guys!
- cyrix, on 05/02/2009, -0/+2Fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini.
- inactive, on 05/01/2009, -1/+2Seems like this happens a lot. You'd think window washing technology would have matured by now to the point where it's not actually as dangerous as it looks.
- mikemehak, on 05/02/2009, -1/+2this made me think of the Workplace safety commercial where they show a guy window washing and then the scaffolding break and you think he will fall to his death...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SZWc9Wkt8M
Always be safe at work people. One little mistake and your entire world can change... with or without you. - misterwriter, on 05/02/2009, -0/+1Lucky
- inactive, on 05/01/2009, -2/+3I read your post and immediately thought of Michael Bolton.
- inactive, on 05/02/2009, -1/+2no
- ChadN, on 05/02/2009, -0/+1Why couldn't his dad have dropped him ten stories? Why, God, Why?!??
- iagainsti, on 05/01/2009, -2/+2I can see this happening from my offices conference room! crazy.
- FUR10N, on 05/02/2009, -2/+2AHHHHHH SWINE FLU!!!!!!!
- inactive, on 05/01/2009, -2/+2San Diego FTW
- Lefts, on 05/01/2009, -2/+2"So... son, I told you to stay in school or you'd end up washing windows next to me."
Yes, I believe one of them was hanging on to his life for 35 minutes. Probably couldn't find out how to unfasten the harness. -
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