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Cyclist hit by corpse thrown from speeding car

dailyrecord.co.uk — A cyclist was knocked out after being hit by a corpse thrown from a speeding car.

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  • inactive, on 04/09/2009, -2/+671) Get hit by a corpse that's been thrown from a speeding car.
    2) Freak out.
    3) Start therapy.
    4) Sell the rights to your story for millions.
  • aanthon1, on 04/09/2009, -1/+46Wow, the corpse had already died from a car accident, now she's in another one post mortem. Talk about having a bad day.
  • dballagh, on 04/09/2009, -1/+45I've had drivers throw all kinds of things at me while riding but I would have to seriously re-consider the roads I'm traveling if that happened to me.
  • inactive, on 04/11/2009, -2/+43China's overpopulation makes it difficult to throw a dead Chinese out of a car without hitting a live one.
  • lucy22, on 04/09/2009, -3/+39I had to look to make sure this was not the Onion.
  • mike648, on 04/11/2009, -2/+31I hate it when that happens.
  • PatchesOhulihan, on 04/09/2009, -2/+31I'll bet you that this is viral marketing for "Corpse Bride 2".
  • Ophie, on 04/09/2009, -1/+275) ???
    6) Profit.
  • Maddjonesy, on 04/10/2009, -2/+28There already was profit in step 4.
  • gttim, on 04/11/2009, -2/+26I am an avid cyclist, and I can tell you that this is pretty rare. It has only happened to me about a half a dozen times.
  • DiggMasterJ, on 04/10/2009, -1/+23It's a new sport I'm inventing.
  • andcore, on 04/10/2009, -4/+22Imagine if the cyclist became conscious again just as the cops stopped after noticing a guy in tight shorts lying on top of what appeared to be a dead person?

    "Well officer, I know how this looks but...."
  • scy1192, on 04/11/2009, -1/+17Things to do before before you die:
    [x] Get knocked out by a flying corpse
  • Dumbledorito, on 04/10/2009, -1/+17Too bad there's no "CORPSE OUT OF *****' NOWHERE" animated gif of this.
  • onlysc, on 04/09/2009, -2/+17man, you could't make this story up if you tried!
  • Culero, on 04/11/2009, -2/+165) call it weekend at bernies 3
  • BIGHED, on 04/10/2009, -2/+16deadstrong
  • fluidfoundation, on 04/10/2009, -1/+14now exactly how many points is THAT?!
  • phyzixphairy, on 04/11/2009, -0/+13This is precisely why they tell cyclists to always wear a helmet.
  • homer00, on 04/11/2009, -0/+9Now it looks like you've been buried before she will be.
  • Tddupre, on 04/11/2009, -0/+8...is not this
  • BahamaBreeze, on 04/11/2009, -0/+7You can deny the beginning of the zombie apocalypse all you want but it has begun.

  • BeesKnees21, on 04/11/2009, -0/+7They're both going to be mighty stiff in the morning.
  • yocouchdigga, on 04/10/2009, -1/+7says you...
  • yocouchdigga, on 04/10/2009, -1/+7I ***** lold.

    You win my internets for the day.
  • thegrantman, on 04/11/2009, -0/+6Yeah,but there probably is a porn.
  • chinaman1212, on 04/11/2009, -0/+5its called: DUCK!
  • shrathor, on 04/11/2009, -0/+4rule 34
  • charm803, on 04/10/2009, -1/+5If you send them today, Patches should get them by Sunday.
  • atanguay, on 04/11/2009, -1/+4Why do these stories always seem to come from England?

    I smell a fake.
  • daqq, on 04/11/2009, -0/+3You haven't been here long, have you?
  • daqq, on 04/11/2009, -0/+3Could have been worse... it could have been a zombie.
  • eggsangwich, on 04/11/2009, -1/+4-Ron Burgundy in hysterical voice
    "I threw a corpse at the man and he punted baxter!!!!"
  • chinaman1212, on 04/11/2009, -0/+2ZING!
  • larrimer7, on 04/11/2009, -0/+2Whats it called?
  • Pauho, on 04/11/2009, -0/+2It's the Daily Record. There's not much between them to be honest.
  • ZeMeisterstuck, on 04/11/2009, -2/+4No! I was going to say that.
  • larrimer7, on 04/11/2009, -0/+2Its ok, +1 anyhow
  • tehpwnerofn00bs, on 04/11/2009, -0/+2Hey, think fast! *splat* ....I'm gonna assume the body went splat...
  • larrimer7, on 04/11/2009, -1/+3You're gonna like my nuts
  • Maddoktor2, on 04/11/2009, -1/+2Talk about adding insult to injury...
  • Sil369, on 04/11/2009, -2/+3It's ShamWow Wow!
  • ricerfuel, on 04/11/2009, -0/+1yeah bit of a .........dead.....weight.........
  • Inflammo, on 04/11/2009, -0/+1Someone hit the unlucky lottery
  • reverant, on 04/13/2009, -0/+1Nice, that's gotta be 200 points
  • phantomsranch, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1i agree, bicycles are just too crazy for people to have
  • xero69, on 04/11/2009, -0/+1over 9000 sir
  • lastmaster, on 04/11/2009, -1/+2This type of ***** happens every day.
  • themastersb, on 04/11/2009, -0/+1How ironic... She was born in order to live, but she ended up getting killed. Surprisingly, people die when they are killed.
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