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- Shiftyeyedgoat, on 07/06/2009, -4/+83223$ for a single large pizza???
- Devine122, on 07/05/2009, -28/+795Aren't pizzas normally cut into isosceles triangles?
- MCLennon93, on 07/06/2009, -2/+527i'm still a bigger fan of this one: http://thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000707.php
- EmitStop, on 07/05/2009, -2/+520Since the pizza is curved, I don't think they would count as triangles.
- Teburninator, on 07/05/2009, -5/+434There is only one triangle, yet it asked for triangles! I'd return it.
- cosmicr, on 07/06/2009, -5/+303they should have cut it like this http://chestofbooks.com/crafts/metal/Metal-Pattern ... essentially, the customer was asking them to cut the edge of the crust off.
- mrpunman, on 07/06/2009, -25/+256I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
- mdoerr, on 07/06/2009, -3/+219"Please do not pick nose and rub grundle on pizza before delivery"
- phibit, on 07/06/2009, -0/+186How the hell did you have a diagram like that on hand?
- HurricaneDC, on 07/06/2009, -11/+194You can get cheaper premium pizza around here from local joints. ***** pizza hut, their ***** sucks anyway.
- Fozefy, on 07/06/2009, -5/+182To be fair he ordered it with 5 toppings and didn't buy it with any of the deals.
- Schmapdi, on 07/06/2009, -0/+162I think it's awesome that the Pizza Hut guy even tried at all when whoever placed the order was obviously just having some fun.
- SirBruce, on 07/06/2009, -2/+159$1.75 delivery charge.
- glberns, on 07/06/2009, -6/+155That looks more like an equilateratl triangle.
- MidnightRIder77, on 07/06/2009, -3/+144I put 'dance' one time. ***** didn't even try to dance....
- ryleyleckie, on 07/06/2009, -9/+140Order Subtotal - $22.05
Sales Tax - $0.00
Total - $23.80
wtf? - jesburger, on 07/06/2009, -0/+125That beef pizza is awesome
- gkskillz, on 07/06/2009, -0/+119I think they did it because they knew he was being a smart ass with those special instructions.
- Subterfug, on 07/06/2009, -1/+110"Cut into batman symbol."
- Jinkley, on 07/06/2009, -10/+113(m+f)/P= S-1= *****!
m= ME
f= friends
p= pizza
s= # of slices I want - S1ngular1ty1, on 07/06/2009, -2/+101Triangles aren't cheap.
- Fozefy, on 07/06/2009, -3/+96BEEF PELLETS!
- argagarg, on 07/06/2009, -3/+94I think that's the point.
- ScottRTL, on 07/06/2009, -0/+91he may have danced while making the pizza, I would try to be more specific if you can...
- ultraseamus, on 07/06/2009, -1/+92The dark side of reverse psychology.
- pensivewombat, on 07/06/2009, -2/+86and equilateral triangle is an isosceles triangle (though not the other way around)
- megamod, on 07/06/2009, -2/+84shouldn't it be:
P/(m+f) ? - pak314, on 07/06/2009, -1/+81In that case does that mean that i'm integral to you?
- soyl3ntgr33n, on 07/06/2009, -1/+75I wish I was DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes
- MaxUSA, on 07/06/2009, -2/+68Next time I order a pizza, I may just make use of the special instructions field...
"Utilize several plastic tripods along with appropriate topping placement to create a post-apocalyptic "War-of-the-Worlds-esque" battle scene upon the pizza. Tip varies directly with creativity." - copypastry, on 07/06/2009, -1/+67Triangle looks mighty scalene to me.
PUT IT IN THE ***** BIN! /ramsay - guruboyguru, on 07/06/2009, -7/+73And for Caesar's sake people, it's THE HUT.
- PrometheusTitan, on 07/06/2009, -0/+64Don't forget to calculate the volume of the pizza.
Let "z" be the radius, and "a" the thickness.
The volume is therefore pi*z*z*a - austinataustin, on 07/06/2009, -3/+65Old Copypasta:
Once upon a time, (1/T) pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling through a field of vectors when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix. Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she never enter such an array without her brackets on.
Polly, however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored this condition on the grounds that it was insufficient and made her way in amongst the complex elements. Rows and columns enveloped her on all sides. Tangents approached her surface. She became tensor and tensor. Quite sudenly, 3 branches of a hyperbola touched her at a single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of directrix, and went completely divergent. As she reached a turning point, she tripped over a square root protruding from the erf and plunged headlong down a steep gradient. When she was differentiated once more, she found herself, apparently alone, in a non-Euclidean space.
She was being watched, however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As his eyes devoured her curvilinear coordinates, a singular expression crossed his face. Was she still convergent, he wondered. He decided to integrate improperly at once. Hearing a vulgar fraction behind her, Polly turned around and saw Curly Pi approaching with his power series extrapolated. She could see at once, by his degenerate conic and his dissipated terms, that he was up to no good.
"Eureka," she gasped. "Ho, ho," he said. "What a symmetric little polynomial you are. I can see you are bubbling over with secs." "Oh, sir," she protested. "Keep away from me. I haven't got my brackets on." "Calm yourself, my dear," said our suave operator. "Your fears are purely imaginary." "I, I," she thought, "perhaps he's homogeneous then." "What order are you?" the brute demanded. "Seventeen," replied Polly. Curly leered. "I suppose you've never been operated on yet?" he asked. "Of course not!" Polly cried indignantly. "I'm absolutely convergent." "Come, come," said Curly, "let's off to a decimal place I know and I'll take you to the limit." "Never," gasped Polly. "Exchlf," he swore, using the vilest oath he knew.
His patience was gone. Coshing her over the coefficient with a log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities. He stared at her significant places and began smoothing her points of inflection. Poor Polly. All was up. She felt his hand tending to her asymptotic limit. Her convergence would soon be gone forever. There was no mercy, for Curly was a heavyside operator. He integrated by parts. He integrated by partial fractions. The complex beast even went all the way around and did a counter integration. What an indignity to be multiply connected on her first integration. Curly went on operating until he was absolutely and completely orthogonal. When Polly got home that night, her mother became frightened and stated "You're traveling in a forward direction to your auntie + uncle unit in the graph of Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it approached, the license plane said "New" and there were dotted cubes in the reflector, if anything I could state that this cab had a lesser chance than the rest but I thought disregard that fact, if you could operator, follow the lines that lead to Bel Air! I approached the compilation of three dimensional objects about 7/12 or 2/3 and I yelled to the operator attention, smell you some other time on this planar area! Looked at my Math house, my graph had finally reached a closed point, to finalize on my algorithmically correct point as the prince of the graph known as Bel Air. Now when the transmogrified Polly arrived at her location, Polly removed more discontinuities and rested her internal organs. It had been a horrible plane of existence from one linear point to the latter; and it had reached a closed point. - KJSatz, on 07/06/2009, -8/+69Can I integrate my penis with your vagina?
- sublimemind, on 07/06/2009, -10/+69Never thought Id say this but, Pizza Hut for the win
- QreepyBORIS, on 07/06/2009, -1/+60Heh, just reminds me of this: http://bash.org/?877630
Also, dibs on that middle slice. - MrFisty, on 07/06/2009, -0/+58They might do that at Umbrella Corporation, but not around here.
- BugMeNot2, on 07/06/2009, -3/+59But pizzas are curved.
- jasonh1234, on 07/06/2009, -2/+54Yes. But by doing it this way it distracts the recipient from seeing the spit in his pizza.
- effingvic, on 07/06/2009, -1/+51You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
Wait.. - awhiteflame, on 07/06/2009, -0/+50Cut into 45-degree arc sectors.
- masterfoo, on 07/06/2009, -4/+53It's called a sector dammit. Go back to your geometry book.
- Halgy, on 07/06/2009, -1/+49Yeah. L2pizza.
- inactive, on 07/06/2009, -23/+66That is definitely the point. They're too dumb to know the special instruction is the same thing they always do.
- popzero, on 07/05/2009, -8/+48Gentlemen, obviously we now need to agree upon a mathematical formula to determine the order of consumption in an equitable and fair... FIRST DIBS, LOSERS!!!
- pr0t3st, on 07/06/2009, -0/+37Ahhh you bastards. I work part time at "The Hut" and get this ***** all the time.
- guruboyguru, on 07/06/2009, -2/+38Excuse me people regular slices are - get this - pie slices! If you want isosceles triangles you'd better cut that ***** crust off about eight times, perpendicular to the radius.
- coondog35, on 07/06/2009, -2/+38I wish I was your integral so I could be the area under your curves.
- MCLennon93, on 07/06/2009, -0/+35Step 4) ???
Step 5) Profit -
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