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- tomboy501, on 11/15/2007, -0/+38There is real cow meat in McDonald;s burgers?
- dracostimpy, on 11/15/2007, -2/+36Don't grill us, brooooo!
- DeskFlyer, on 11/15/2007, -0/+32["Maybe they were going to ... hop in the freezer, save the middleman," Weber County sheriff's Sgt. Dave Creager said.]
Well, that'd probably mark the first time real beef had ever been in the freezer. - reapergun9, on 11/15/2007, -0/+30*****, that's nothing special... even I run from McDonald's
- mess7777, on 11/15/2007, -1/+28This just in....in some ways cows are smarter than a lot of people.
- slapded, on 11/15/2007, -1/+21odd. usually i see cows flocking there.
- Error601, on 11/15/2007, -1/+19Sounds like a Chic-fil-a commercial.
- doctorfungi, on 11/15/2007, -3/+15They probably caught a glimpse of Rosie O'Donnell drinking from the deep fryer and worried that they'd be next.
- cfazzini, on 11/15/2007, -0/+12We will fight for... Bovine freedom!!!
+1 internets for those who get the reference. - EvilFerret, on 11/15/2007, -0/+7Operation Hamburger Helper...... ***** genius.
- DangerStepp, on 11/15/2007, -1/+8They must not like the new coffee.
- dirtyfrog, on 11/15/2007, -0/+6I think you should have said "Well, if you were locked up in a trailer and driven up to a place where some other creature was throwing frozen human patties on a grill, and you had a chance to escape, wouldn't you?"
- sockpuppets, on 11/15/2007, -2/+7This reminds me of the great potato stamped of '98.
- Detritus, on 11/15/2007, -1/+6Es con ratas.
- HBNDonut, on 11/15/2007, -1/+5Sure... if you call brains, guts, old tyres, etc. meat.
- sagat, on 11/15/2007, -0/+4Or that she was the bull they were being brought to mate with.
- bjboth, on 11/15/2007, -0/+4Cows with guns, of course!
- AndrewDB, on 01/10/2008, -0/+4We are free roving bovines, we run free today
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die.. - inactive, on 11/15/2007, -0/+4Demolition Man reference? Dug
- LargeTrout, on 11/15/2007, -0/+4I, for one, welcome our bovine overlords!
- jmas9, on 11/15/2007, -0/+3Buried for adding know-it-all logic. I dont think anyone here actually thought the cows saw the golden arches and made a break for it.
- subcomandante, on 11/15/2007, -0/+3You guys are making me hungry.
- mashw, on 11/15/2007, -0/+3Dugg for use of the word bovine.
Now someone digg me for use of the word bovine. And so on. - Pinhedd, on 11/15/2007, -0/+2McDonalds burgers aren't made from meat anyway so I'm not sure what they're afraid of.
- Amazetbm, on 11/15/2007, -0/+2Their marketing department probably already has a reenactment in production.
- typicalusername, on 11/15/2007, -1/+3Damn, you beat me too it. I was gonna say someone should have just told the cows the truth, "Dude, our burgers are made of all soy".
- str3ama, on 11/15/2007, -1/+3I wish Soylent Green was reality, it would take care of over-population and solve world-hunger in one fell swoop (get it...the scoopers http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Soyl ... ..ahh..never mind)
- TheRunes, on 11/15/2007, -0/+2I will second the American beef thing. Granted, it's the crap left over after grocery stores and restaurants get the good stuff. It's not 100% beef though. They have lots of additives and other unappetizing things in there.
- thebrawl, on 11/15/2007, -0/+1They're in denial. Between Big Macs and Soy Milk, cows are obsolete
- acceptab1euname, on 11/16/2007, -0/+1Dugg for the use of the word bovine whilst digging for the use of the word bovine.
- randysouth, on 11/16/2007, -0/+1(A cow has an epiphany) Hamburger is bovine! Bovine!!
- Amazetbm, on 11/15/2007, -1/+2Chick Fil A is gonna jump all over this one. LOL.
- noumuon, on 11/15/2007, -0/+1you just described the contents of a hotdog... chili dogs anyone?
- TwwIX, on 11/15/2007, -0/+1They ran to In N Out instead.
- theghoul, on 11/15/2007, -1/+2Wait a minute...Its a COOK BOOK! A COOK BOOK!
FLEE! - AndrewDB, on 01/10/2008, -0/+1Don't you mean they're going to run it in to the ground (beef)? :)
- jizzlies, on 11/17/2007, -0/+1Run Cows RUN!
- astrotrain, on 11/15/2007, -1/+2You dipstick, thats moooo
- Christbait, on 01/10/2008, -0/+1You'd pretty spooked if you could smell your own parents being roasted too.
- mashw, on 11/15/2007, -0/+1Zing!
- Zippo, on 11/15/2007, -0/+1One of the DJs on a local radio station where I live talked about this story this morning. She could barely get it out between laughs.
- klco, on 11/15/2007, -1/+2Down boy... looks like we have a McFanboy here
- sunshinemonster, on 11/15/2007, -0/+1It's only a matter of time now...
- UtopiaInTheSky, on 11/15/2007, -1/+2The gate could have opened at a Chick-fil-A and the cows still would have ran.
- riverstyx, on 11/15/2007, -0/+1Even cows know that McDonalds is full of *****. Now if their customers would think the same thing and stay away, they would change their tone in a matter of weeks.
- VitriolAndAngst, on 11/15/2007, -0/+1Heh, now they know how I felt after the 2000 elections.
- darlyn, on 11/15/2007, -0/+1Did it ever occur to anyone that the fled simply because they saw a chance to escape? I mean, it's not like they saw the golden arches and managed to open the trailer's doors.
- EthanFeldman, on 11/15/2007, -0/+1didn't george carlin make the joke that the "99 Billion Served" signs were just there to scare the ***** out of cows so they would just come and surrender?
"i only have one final request... I want to be a happy meal" - ahwatukee, on 11/16/2007, -1/+1If I was a cow, I'd die a happy martyr knowing that many people would get cancer or heart disease from eating me. I'd be a MOOjahideen.
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