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- youngcheesey, on 06/29/2009, -0/+33"You see, Billy, Daddy needs these women to keep himself happy"
"What about mom?"
"I once thought that, but that's another conversation to scar you for life. Now go play with your new lighter!" - wabbiteh, on 03/25/2008, -1/+28I'm going to be honest, a porn parade sounds pretty neat.
- davidwasman, on 03/25/2008, -4/+27Quit whining and be a f*cking parent. If you don't want your kid to have these things, don't let them. Simple.
People are WAY too uptight over the stupidest things. This makes national news, yet I bet they stepped over the homeless to watch the parade. - inactive, on 03/25/2008, -3/+20Uh huh.
Items that allow the existance of human sexuality and curse words.
This is anti-news.
Coming into contact with REAL news, this obliterates both. - Sethisis, on 03/25/2008, -3/+16Another man nearby added, "It's wrong. I think it's just wrong and then you have to go and explain this card to your children."
Heaven forbid you have to do your job as a parent. - makkaveli19, on 03/25/2008, -1/+12"won't somebody please think of the children"
- thenativeraver, on 03/25/2008, -0/+11I wish I would have heard about the after party earlier! Damn.
- jayrok, on 05/14/2008, -1/+11Funny how parents think the one place their children somehow won't come into contact with skanks, swearing and jail is in a public area with average citizens. Have they taken a look around at the typical people you run into anywhere? Have they turned on a tv before?
- Aitese, on 03/25/2008, -2/+11So...I'll see everyone down at Vinny's later?
- bxblox, on 03/25/2008, -0/+8I hear Mrs Lovejoy's voice in my head every time I see a story with this tone.
- Dunhamzzz, on 03/25/2008, -2/+8Lets just blame video games.
- ZacT, on 03/25/2008, -0/+5No one is going to agree that throwing advertising at anyone during an event is ***** up? Maybe that sort of thing happens where you live, but not where I do.
Listen up folks, I'm all for free speech and not hiding kids from reality, but if I'm taking my kid to see the Easter bunny, and instead there are playboy bunnies, I would be pissed too. I might enjoy it, but that's not why I came to see the parade. - ThaDRD, on 03/25/2008, -0/+4In the words of George Carlin, "***** the Children!!"
Well, don't ***** them....eh, punchin' out. - LuckyASN, on 03/25/2008, -0/+4You dumping on free candy and RC cars?
- K31TH3R, on 03/25/2008, -5/+9God forbid a toddler see some ***** even though they've been sucking on a pair throughout their childhood. censorship freaks are hilarious.
the lighters are pretty ***** up though. - jamesdew, on 03/25/2008, -1/+5controversial items ey.
TORRENT THROWN AT CHILDREN DURING EASTER PARADE - Zaggynl, on 03/25/2008, -1/+4NEED MOAR SEEDS!!11eleven
- LuckyASN, on 03/25/2008, -1/+4"Many parents we appalled."
Remember kids, always proof-read your articles to ensure you don't give away your evil plan. - jayscot, on 03/25/2008, -0/+3Welcome to Florida.
- xeyne, on 03/25/2008, -1/+4...or mordor
- K31TH3R, on 03/25/2008, -0/+2There better be a lighter in GTA4.
- Marmot, on 03/25/2008, -0/+2Once again, the Easter Bunny puts Fort Myers on the map.
Two years ago, the Edison Mall's Easter Bunny got arrested after a fight with an angry mother, after he tried to close up shop 15 minutes early.
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2006/apr/17/easter_ ...
There's a reason for Fark's Florida tag... - tjlsmith, on 03/25/2008, -0/+2How do you like Gangsta Culture so far?
- inactive, on 03/25/2008, -1/+2George Carlin on Children: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niQ73ZlDxuI
:) - ThaDRD, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1In his latest HBO special he attacks children and their parents again; pwnage.
- qwertydvorak, on 03/25/2008, -1/+2if you step on the homeless you will get a better view.
- Aensland, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1Screw that, haven't they heard neighbours arguing before?
- nexus37, on 03/25/2008, -3/+4Almost as bad as huge, plastic baskets with non-denominational candies, trading cards, and an RC car or baby doll and crib being sold for Easter too. Come on folks. Let's not be hypocrites. The gray area keeps growing. You're either in or out.
- gmiley, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1This happened like 10 miles from where I live, it's kind of a run down area (at least the last time I went through there).
- MrColdheart, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1This must be some dinky hick town.
If this was a parade in Philly or NYC they'd be people in the background drinking there cans of beer and nobody would have cared.
Go to church if you want to celebrate Easter and save the tax payers money (that should be spent on everybody) for parades. - jayrok, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1...or, have they wandered into a Walmart? Sure, the lyrics there may be censored, but the scantily clad women aren't even sporting bodies half as toned as the ones on the flyers. The degree on the horrifying scale is much higher.
- DiggMasterJ, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1Those are tutor's handing out business cards in case the kids are having trouble pleasing their teachers.
- MrColdheart, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1I ***** hear you dude
- thecatcantalk, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1 Why so much outrage over ONE lighter, ONE strip-club card, and ONE CD?: "Among the items was a lighter from a bail bond company, a card promoting an event at a club with scantily clad women on it (pictured here) and a CD containing curse words and explicit lyrics." Unless they meant that there WERE lighters, cards and CDs.
That was wrote real good for Florida noozpaper!
Seriously, if the local parents are outraged about cigarette lighters and strip club ads, but not fazed about the fact that their local schools produce journalists who can't write English...well, then, ***** 'em, they don't deserve to have their kids protected from anything, since they've obviously washed their hands of civilized standards anyhow.
"How do you like Gangsta Culture so far?". - jimjoke, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1Hehehe... Boobies.
- elijahalcantara, on 03/25/2008, -1/+1I agree with you there, I would never ever show my kids adult crap until they have learned to be responsible.
- meropealcyone, on 03/25/2008, -0/+0Wait, what? That's not Rick Astley!
- cudealer, on 03/25/2008, -0/+0Oh, I got fooled. It wasn't a link to local6.com like every other crazy story so I didn't notice it was Florida.
*sigh* - amanilaenvelope, on 03/25/2008, -2/+2how did not take place in las Vegas, you should see the crap they handout to you on the streets
- RogueMountie, on 03/25/2008, -0/+0Children have to learn about sex parties somehow.
- verkon, on 03/25/2008, -1/+1We celebrate easter because Jesus was resurrected from the dead after being dead for three days. And the way he died is no funny way to die. People get upset about scantly clad women?
- zaii7, on 03/25/2008, -3/+2sex...fire...parties...curse words!!
this is going to make house party 3 look like house party 2! - jasmin888, on 03/25/2008, -4/+3SHOCKING SHOCKING SHOCKING! Innocent children exposed to the torture of 'explicit lyrics' and the prospect of 'scantily clad women'.
This nation is going DOWN.
This is why US is loosing in Iraq. Where is Homeland Security when it's really needed? - Remz02, on 03/25/2008, -4/+2***** awesome! Go parade go!!
- aweige, on 03/25/2008, -5/+3all the evil in the world originates in either germany or florida
- inactive, on 03/25/2008, -3/+1This would've been a gold mine if i was a child...
- faskippy, on 03/25/2008, -4/+2Yep. Went to Vegas and on every friggin' corner on the strip they were handing out whore cards. Some idiot illegal shoved one IN MY FACE. I grabbed that stack out of his hand, threw them in the air, and told him he "you came to America to do that *****? You could have stayed in Tijuana and done this"! Pissed me off.
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