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- fhernand, on 10/10/2007, -1/+25yeah, chuck norris is too fast for our bullets, but lets try with our fists and kicks...
- cindylauper, on 10/10/2007, -1/+24it hurts me on the inside
- sfpfc, on 10/10/2007, -3/+25Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5
- thekronz, on 10/10/2007, -1/+19Dugg for... "That's CHUCK NORRIS. ONE bullet won't stop him, and and he's so fast we won't have the time to shoot TWO!"
- ftbl52, on 10/10/2007, -1/+19This Chuck Norris... he is formidable!
- twrife, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13That was retarded.
- 1iProd, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10He was Super Saiyan.
- crichton101, on 10/10/2007, -3/+11a xenophobic, reactionary, jingoist Christian reformist ***** who can round house kick you so bad your great grand children will be bruised.
- aarona, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7My former roomate had a copy of the original CNKK #1 - we laughed so hard when we read it we would have destroyed the book with our tears of hilarity - had it not been for the fact that Chuck Norris's image makes the comic impervious to water and damage.
- ThinkBox, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7
Reminds me a little of this.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4225694162568122140 - johoshua, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Wow that Sumo has got a HUGE backside with too little of a diaper! Bwwaaaahhh!!!
- sfatoo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6deadly dolphins! oh no!
- sabach, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4All Chuck Norris jokes aside, I remember reading an article in Muscle & Fitness magazine in which Lou Ferrigno said he had been working out with Chuck and he was humbled & impressed by Chuck's raw physical ability and that nobody had ever pushed him that hard. Just saying....
- riah, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4The origin of Chuck Norris jokes!
- claybird, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/chuck4.jpg
I guess he just stood up and had to adjust... - Scad, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Heck yes! I had the Chuck figure and several of the ninjas... I'm going to have to dig them up and slap those suckers on eBay!
- mesh, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Chuck Norris Cartoon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSU1Lvxy9Sk
Deadly Dolphins?
Btw, super ninja looks and sounds like Cobra commander. - TomTruelle, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3''BAMMO!''
nuff said - dagnabbit, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3In case anybody wants to own this gem: http://cgi.ebay.com/Chuck-Norris-Karate-Kommandos-1-NM_W0QQitemZ140143745205QQihZ004QQcategoryZ12589QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem
- demodawid, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3dugg for correct spelling of "definitely"
- Cenobite, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3FLEE!
- theghoul, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3My eyes are bleeding.
- gfunk76, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I think this was also a cartoon and DEFINITELY a line of action figures. These were awesome, esp. the enemy ninjas!
- HanSolo69, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3This had a whole cartoon series.
- breakflows, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3is that Master Splinter in a cameo appearance?
- demodawid, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Chuck Norris secretly has sex with every woman in the planet once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
- ShorXrorE, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2yea i own the first issue, it's pretty hilarious
- CDoug03, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2What Would Chuck Norris Do? http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/chuck8.jpg
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2oh man i totally remember stuff from the 80's too how cool
- M724, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3First off, ninjas can kill a dozen Chuck Norrises with their weapons. What kind of ninjas carry firearms?
Second, Chuck Norris is overrated. Way overrated. I freaking hate that guy. - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I actually have a copy of this comic. It's total retarded
- Sabretou, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2"That's Chuck Norris. One bullet won't stop him, and he's so fast we won't have time to shoot TWO!"
LEGENDARY. - BHRecon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2lol.. I still have that issue #1
- emoj0388, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2A TV show was made out of the comic and it was HILARIOUS. In one episode, he stole a kid's bike and said,"It's okay, I'm Chuck Norris."
- stealth45, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Chuck Norris will end you.
- Karyyk, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Was your sense of humor surgically removed or were you born without one?
- chubbybubba, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3No wonder the comic sucked.... that aint Chuck Norris!!! Chuck Norris has a beard!
- Ringwurm, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1just wait until the guys from Barrens chat hear about this...
- jpelker, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I wore this as a halloween costume in 1987. The mask was made of unbreathable plastic that looked like Chuck's face (complete with mustache), only with narrow eye slits. I got a lot of candy that year...I imagine that I looked very threatening.
- DarkSideofOZ, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Burried, No Roundhouse kicks... thats not Chuck
- johnwatson11218, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1If I get a cat I shall name him "Chuck Morris"!
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- PacoDG, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3If there was any more than 4 issues, the power would be too great, tv, radio, movies, and any other form of entertainment would cease to exist as it would no longer be necessary with the existence of this comic. The Chuck Norris comic could teach the blind to read without braille, nay, force them.
- detoxhq, on 01/31/2008, -0/+0Very Funny!!!
- thehappster, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1or check with me. I'm pretty sure I have one of those.
- naser20008, on 09/06/2008, -0/+0http://qarorh.com/vb
http://s-wlh.com - h4ppymac, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1WTF? is right.
- smackhero, on 10/10/2007, -3/+3i'm sure all the ron paul fanboys on digg would love it.
- aten, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2Just in case:
http://www.misterkitty.org.nyud.net/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics102.html - TheRealToma, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2Does he go blonde? Wtf happened to wranga Chuck?!
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