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- JamesWilson, on 10/12/2007, -2/+64Mythbusters
- bmartin, on 10/12/2007, -8/+67That's ***** luck.
- KuntaKinte, on 10/12/2007, -1/+54now she won't take ***** for granted anymore
- SurrealDream, on 10/12/2007, -2/+50You brush your teeth in front of the computer?
lol. Geek of the year award nominee, right here. - SurrealDream, on 10/12/2007, -3/+51You can either take it at face value, or go out and perform live tests upon 20cm puddles of *****.
Your call. - allaboutdatiki, on 10/12/2007, -4/+47There's stepping in it, and then there's falling (six stories) into it ...
- Hindu_Wardrobe, on 10/12/2007, -2/+38That's what she said.
- SurrealDream, on 10/12/2007, -9/+41I was going to make a joke about how garbage this story is, but platysquirrel made me realise it'd just be a waste. Needless to say, that woman's plight makes me feel like crap, though I bet she feels positively offal.
That's it, I refuse to pollute the comment section any further.
I shan't be surprised if I get dung down. - SLYK, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3420cm? That saved her?
- RyanZ, on 10/12/2007, -0/+28Buried as inaccurate. This story's a load of crap.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24In other news: "Man slips on banana peel, only to break his fall on an even larger pile of bananas."
- jono10, on 10/12/2007, -2/+25In Soviet Russia, ***** falls on you.
- stefugee, on 10/12/2007, -2/+24@ ubunturd
dude. stop bitching. it says "turd" in your screenname... - Berkana, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20Man, for a moment, I thought Russia had a monopoly on bizzare news. . .
- SuperMoses, on 10/12/2007, -3/+18Take a *****, save a life.
- davidrools, on 10/12/2007, -8/+22You could say she fell in the line of doodie.
- Cwo655321, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13I guess most people would probably be thinking 'oh *****!' on their way down anyways
- greghunt, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11As somebody who has experienced the full horrors of Chinese toilets, I bet she wish she had hit hard concrete instead.
Imagine a row of holes in the floor of a conrete building, were ***** collects underneath, no running water, and it's never cleaned out. The whole place is covered with ***** and piss. Now leave that to ferment for several years.
I've been unable to even go inside some of the places, going for a piss is a speed race as you try to hold your breath and ignore your senses. Smokers have an advantage as they smoke a 20mg chinese cigarette before going in, so that they can't smell anything, though they probably risk an explosion from the toxic air. - Heembo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11That's ***** luck.
I beg to differ, thats really really good luck that happens to involve a pile a *****. - diggfinity, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10He called the *****, poop!
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Dont flatter yourself, you didnt have a chance anyways.
- diggfinity, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Biff?
- FinneyFincannon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8McFly!
- exodii, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8She was having a bad day. She went through a lot of crap.
- phenom2k7, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6useless without pics
- b0wl0fud0n, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6I seriously doubt that the pile of excrement saved her life, but rather, possibly saved her from serious injuries. As a former EMT, I have seen few cases where someone has died from falling six stories. From what I can recall of attempted suicides, serious injuries may occur from a fall of six stories, although to guarantee death, you'll need a fall of eleven stories at least.
- toonworld, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4@b0wl0fud0n
duly noted. I'll go up a few more stories then :P
oh and I was kidding, so please no trace, no cops :P - donnikhan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4*A lady fell out of the window*
*we thought that her head would be split*
*but good luck was with her that morning*
*she fell in a big pile of..*
SHAVING CREAM
BE NICE AND CLEAN
SHAVE EVERDAY AND YOU'LL ALWAYS LOOK KEEN! - ShawnC, on 10/12/2007, -5/+9"Private Pyle, one of these days you will find yourself in a heap of *****..."
next... - theskunkworks, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6i'm surprised that saved her. 20cm is a little less than 8 inches
- nyx210, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Santa merda...
- bobmagoo, on 10/12/2007, -7/+10Wow, what a crappy day.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3She will be fine except for the bacteria that kills her.
- abcdefghij, on 10/12/2007, -4/+7in Soviet Russia, bizarre news monopolize YOU!
- tungliang, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5This could be the first time a Fan hitting the ***** and not the other way around.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Defenestration of Prague, anyone?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague#Second_Defenestration_of_Prague - wiremonkeymommy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2dugg, for the statistically improbable phrase; "...thanks to a convenient pile of excrement..."
- po43292, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5Russia always has funny stuff happening just so Diggers can make Soviet Russia jokes.
But I won't.
Edit: Just realized this isn't Russia. RTFA. It's just the word Russia that brings it out in me. - felidaeus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I never thought I would ever use this to refer to something good:
"***** happens" - waylander632, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3I hope she's up to date on her vaccines. It must have gotten into her mouth, eyes, and nose. Not to mention any skin breakage she might have sustained after falling 6 stories into kaka. I wonder if she was conscious after the fall, or if she lay there in breathing the stuff in. If she ends up with hepatits she could really be SOL.
- SurrealDream, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2No, I brush my teeth in the shower.
I guess I'm a hypocrite for multi-tasking too. - nullvariable, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Kuaibao tabloid? Anything like a US tabloid?
- semengilligan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Would this be the first time in history that someone saying oh *****! can actually be said in relief instead of anger or frustration?
- Eccohawk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1That is one big pile of *****. - Ian Malcolm
- jerryn, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Hey... thier was a real old tune I heard back in the 70s in middle school (tune from the 40s)
My baby fell out of the window
her antics are strange I admit
yada yada .. I forgot this line...
she landed in a bucket of shhhhhh aving creame
shave every day and you'll feel nice and clean..
jeese.. 30 years ago .. - jackhole, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1This reminds me of the Second Defenestration of Prague in 1618. Good times.
- bwsot7m, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1yeeeeeuck!!!
- viviwanu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1And this is the reason humans poo.
- Bluto11262, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1If I was her, I would have had ***** in my pants also!
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