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- Ninh, on 10/22/2008, -1/+14Goldfish traditionally overwhelmingly elect republican
- Claverhouse, on 10/22/2008, -0/+12I honestly believe that the opinions of a dead fish are as valid as those of the average man. An all-inclusive rainbow nation can scarcely deny votes to any constituency that has an inarticulate voice wanting to be heard.
- sustainablogger, on 10/22/2008, -0/+12What I want to know is if dead fish lean Democratic or Republican... or are they confirmed independents? The people need to know...
- sungoddess808, on 10/22/2008, -0/+11Just when you thought you have seen it all.. someone happens to prove you wrong.
- quidpro, on 10/22/2008, -0/+11Wait a minute...was this dead fish even BORN in the U.S.? Is it OLD enough to vote? FRAUD!!!! Where is the MSM on this? There they go playing the race card again. I bet this dead fish probably wants to take my money and redistribute it to everyone else. How does this make me racist?! Why won't this dead fish answer questions I have about Ayers? What is it hiding? Why doesn't it wear a flag pin? Stupid Un-American Dead Fish. Get a job! If I see this dead fish in line at the polls, I'm calling the police. Dead fish like Princess don't DESERVE to vote!
- inactive, on 10/22/2008, -1/+8The folks admit they used the fishes name to sign up for a phone line, so it ended up on record as a human being.
Mystery solved.
My cat got credit card offers for a decade because I used his name to sign up for the Columbia House 8 for a penny offer back in 1992. - tbhurst, on 10/23/2008, -0/+7I always knew Chicago politics was a little fishy. /bad joke
- thelif, on 10/23/2008, -0/+5Computer databases is as reliable as people who inputs the information.
- inactive, on 10/22/2008, -1/+5It's part of having only a 30 second memory.
- angusm, on 10/23/2008, -0/+3Wait - this is _Chicago_? The city that gave us the phrase "Vote early vote often"? And they're not letting dead fish vote any more? Man, times really have changed.
- SBolivar, on 10/23/2008, -0/+3When I went to visit colleges in high school, at Wake Forest University I wrote out my info card as if I was one of my dogs. For instance, my verbal SAT score was a 0, and my math score was an 800. My hobbies included smelling other dogs' butts and peeing on fire hydrants. I stupidly put my dog's actual name on the card, as well as my family's last name. The university sent a letter to my high school saying I left my card "incomplete." My school's administrator's were pissed. I thought my parents would kill me, but they just laughed. Thing I learned: it was fun as heck. Go voting goldfish!
- thelif, on 10/23/2008, -0/+3are*
- angusm, on 10/23/2008, -0/+1A friend claimed that her cat was called for jury service. She said that the in the end she had to tell them that "Mike Qat" wasn't a native English speaker and that they probably wouldn't be able to find a translator for him.
- AllINeed, on 10/23/2008, -0/+1Just when you thought your cousins couldn't get any crazier... they register their dead fish to vote.. *rolling eyes*
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