21 Comments
- Digital.Totem, on 09/07/2008, -4/+24Tip: When you invent a new super useful way to catch criminals don't tell anyone who could be a criminal. Seriously knowing this a criminal will just put gloves on before they ever open a case of ammunition. Their fingerprints would never have a chance to get on the ammunition. Most people won't do this, but most people don't wipe down the ammunition before committing a crime. So what you are left with is a new way to catch people you couldn't catch before but now that this information is public they will simply remove the risk of ever putting their fingerprints on the ammunition.
- diggenerate, on 09/07/2008, -1/+11that's why all the smart bad guys use gloves when handling ammo.
- jordanmerle, on 09/07/2008, -3/+12Use a revolver instead of an auto-loader. No more loose brass.
- lukemann, on 09/07/2008, -0/+8Better yet use a shotgun so there will be no ballistic match. If it's a pump pick up your casings to avoid extractor matching.
- frontaxle, on 09/07/2008, -0/+7Do I need to scrub my balls even harder now?
- diggsterrrr, on 09/07/2008, -0/+7Thieves have known about fingerprints for a hundred years, but cops still pull prints off crime scenes. This'll work.
Eventually, they'll just vacuum the area for shedded skin particles and dna them all automatically. - actionscripted, on 09/07/2008, -0/+5Just use a chunk of ice with a sharp edge and a crude handle to do your muderin' -- no prints, no corrosion, no evidence. Just wait a few hours for your murder weapon to melt.
- producerism, on 09/07/2008, -1/+6tip: when information can come out that will potentially save you from the oncoming police state, how about you feel thankful instead of whining about how the NWO isn't coming fast enough.
- stanleyford, on 09/07/2008, -0/+4But then how will I get a job at Gattaca and fulfill my dream of becoming an astronaut?
Wait, I have an idea... - Kitakaze, on 09/07/2008, -1/+5Rather than killing people with an automatic pistol, you should try beating them to death with a really large stick, instead. And then, you can just take the stick with you, and burn it.
Yeah, I'm a criminal mastermind. - blacksteve0, on 09/07/2008, -0/+4Dugg, for using 'gunsel' in a sentence.
- diggenerate, on 09/07/2008, -0/+3you should pick up casings whether is a pump or auto loader, you don't want to leave any evidence.
- tomz17, on 09/08/2008, -0/+3TIP : The method of collection will be known as soon as the evidence is introduced in the first court case... You just can't keep something like this secret!
- inactive, on 09/07/2008, -0/+3*Spanish accent* BURGULARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- MaxMWood, on 09/07/2008, -2/+5Just wear gloves.
- SailingAlien, on 09/09/2008, -0/+2You also don't want to damage the environment by leaving tell-tale signs of human existence. Take all casings and beer cans and learn to recycle
- mllawso, on 09/07/2008, -0/+2Or use a leg of lamb, then cook it and feed it to the investigating officers.
/too obscure? - inactive, on 09/07/2008, -1/+3wow. How many dead hookers can you two fit in your car trunks?
- diggenerate, on 09/07/2008, -0/+1You've been watching gattaca, haven't you?
- inactive, on 09/07/2008, -1/+1well... *****. guess i should've worn gloves while putti......... oops i've said too much.
- ikayto, on 09/07/2008, -10/+5thieves that this will catch:
overweight Americans that chow down on sodium saturated foods amassing 4000 calories of day



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