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- Misaiato, on 02/01/2008, -1/+265This is the most important article I've ever seen on Digg.
- jer2eydevil88, on 02/01/2008, -1/+212My favorite part "Unless you somehow get the Hulk to use a lightsaber. But the Hulk doesn't exist.", comic book arguements make me laugh.
- silvershadow21, on 02/01/2008, -0/+131Buried as inaccurate, a lightsaber is not an "extremely focused laser." It's an energy loop that produces light as a byproduct, not just pure light.
- koach, on 02/01/2008, -1/+115CONFIRMED : Superman in SoulCalibur 4
- BLAM8, on 02/01/2008, -5/+88No way. Superman can shrug off all sorts of forms of energy, and a lightsaber can't cut through everything in the movies, either.
- kertong, on 02/01/2008, -2/+82Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?
- hobbitsareneat, on 02/01/2008, -2/+80That was quite possibly the nerdiest thing I've read all day.
- h4mx0r, on 02/01/2008, -4/+76"Unless you somehow get the Hulk to use a lightsaber. "
Oh man, that would be so badass. - inactive, on 02/01/2008, -0/+65Possibly the most retardedly intelligent answer I've ever seen on Digg.
- Mr.Gone, on 02/01/2008, -1/+60They actually have a safety so they shut off if dropped. See any time that idiot Anakin drops his. The saber throw, ala, Darth Vader requires control enough to keep the safety from engaging in flight. Ouch, I think I just became a virgin again.
- evanfp, on 02/01/2008, -1/+56well...consider this: does anyone know what type of light, or radiation a lightsaber would emit? Superman has powers because of Earth's yellow sun. Krypton has a red sun, and native Krytonians have attributes of normal humans when on their home planet. The answer might lie in a spectrum analysis of a lightsaber....if similar to Earth's own sun, a lightsaber might actually enhance his powers.
- retsig, on 02/01/2008, -0/+52Ahhh, Friday night sitting in front of my computer reading why would a light saber cut or not through Superman.
- xptweakerntn, on 02/01/2008, -0/+52From what I've learned from countless Jedi schools, including one taught by Master Skywalker himself, a lightsaber can cut through anything but another lightsaber.
- inactive, on 02/01/2008, -4/+50For the same reason you don't spank a baby with an axe. It would be overkill.
- inactive, on 02/01/2008, -11/+53Gizmodo just gets steadily worse and worse, doesn't it?
- feshmania, on 02/02/2008, -0/+42so that's why the fired me from the day care center.
- inactive, on 02/01/2008, -0/+39If the baby had the ability to kidnap your loved ones and maybe even get his hands on the one substance that could kill you you would.
- GhostyBoy, on 02/02/2008, -0/+36Well, that was an unsettling reality check.
- GeneralFailure0, on 02/01/2008, -1/+36Who are any of us to judge him? We're on digg.com posting replies to comments on an article debating whether Superman or a Jedi would win in a fight.
- Amadeus2490, on 02/01/2008, -0/+34Okay,
If the Incredible Hulk learned the ways of the force, he'd be so powerful with the dark side (with his infinite rage) that he wouldn't NEED a lightsaber; he would kill everyone in his way and no weapons or Jedi or Sith would be able to stop him. Perhaps Phoenix or Professor Xavier would have a chance of getting into his mind and stopping him, but it would be too risky; if they went in, he would either be able to feel them through the force and kill them instantly with a thought, or they would be corrupted by the dark side. . .do you think Dark Phoenix and Onslaught were bad? Imagine them with "UNLIMTEEEEEEEED. . .POWAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!".
(And force lightning) - inactive, on 02/01/2008, -0/+33I'm tired of these motha ***** colors on this motha ***** lightsaber!
- purag66, on 05/13/2009, -1/+34Superman's just a pussy. He has ridiculous amounts of power and still gets into trouble. Batman, too, gets into trouble but he has no superpowers.
- Jakerius, on 02/01/2008, -0/+32I hate to be referencing Episode 1 as evidence, but when Qui-Gonn's lightsaber falls out of his hand, it deactivates. So no.
- SlamShut, on 02/01/2008, -0/+31Black bear.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. - meatmcguffin, on 02/02/2008, -0/+30I've always wondered that about the Power Rangers. Why not just call the zords and get them to stand on the bad guy before he *inevitably* becomes larger?
- mstoneburner, on 02/01/2008, -2/+32Samuel L. Jackson doesn't beg.
- inactive, on 02/01/2008, -1/+29"Smash puny Superman, I will..."
- techlyc, on 02/01/2008, -1/+27Blue and Green lightsabers get their color from naturally occuring crystals that are obtained in the Valley of the Jedi, during a Jedi's training. The red Sith sabers are due to the use of synthetic crystals. Where the hell does Mace Windu get his purple saber from?!
Samuel L Jackson with a purple light saber might very well prove to be a foe for the Man of Steel.
But the question remains - what if you use a crystal of Kryptonite to generate the beam arc on your 'saber? - T8erT0T, on 02/01/2008, -2/+28An interesting question. I always wondered about if you were to drop a light-saber and it fell upside down, would it just continue to cut through the floor and earth making a hole until it melted in magma? Would it stand magma?
- DiggzDE, on 02/02/2008, -0/+25It's Mr. Rogers dammit. Don't disrespect our childhood hero by miss-spelling his awesome name. He will CRUSH you.
- Mr.Gone, on 02/01/2008, -2/+26Yeah but "Hulk make precise incisions!" doesn't sound as good as "Hulk Smash!"
- khellendros1984, on 02/01/2008, -0/+24The switch is actually a toggle. There's an instant-on, which requires the button to be held, and there's a locked-on position, which keeps the blade ignited even when the button isn't held. Yay Star Wars books!
- tehAleksandrRox, on 02/01/2008, -1/+24Which bear is best?
- robdiggity, on 02/01/2008, -0/+22Perhaps a gamma-irradiated Yoda?
- Shootfast, on 02/02/2008, -0/+20Vibroblades!!!! ...I'm so lonely... :(
- kinseyincanada, on 02/02/2008, -0/+19he wanted a purple one so he could see himself more easily in the group fights.
- inactive, on 02/01/2008, -0/+18Smash, Yoda!
- solidus636, on 02/02/2008, -0/+18I can't believe I remember this, but Zordon told them that one of the rules is to never elevate the fight.
Yeah, I'm a geek... - rentmitchum, on 02/02/2008, -2/+20It's like speculating whether or not Wonder Woman could take the shot-gun blast that must be Clark's payload of Superjuice.
- isaactwito, on 02/01/2008, -12/+30Obviously! A lightsaber can cut through superman. Superman is "the Man of Steel". In the beginning of phantom menace Qui-Gon Jin totally cuts through that blastdoor with his lightsaber, and it's probably made of durasteel. Ergo, a lightsaber could easily cut through petty normal steel.
- Battleloser, on 02/01/2008, -0/+17And I've played enough star wars games to know what cortosis is!
- rolf, on 02/01/2008, -0/+17Do Mother Thumb and her 4 daughters like to be 'romanced' before the sex part?
- iamcanman, on 02/01/2008, -0/+16Identity theft is a very serious crime, Jim!
- pmonsterX, on 02/01/2008, -1/+17dugg simply for "...But the Hulk doesn't exist."
- mikelieman, on 02/01/2008, -0/+16Dugg up. You just answered the question.
With a Kryptonite based emitter crystal, Superman's dead ( again... ) - zakatov, on 02/01/2008, -0/+15it would have to be a giant-ass lightsaber though
- djbon2112, on 02/02/2008, -2/+17Superman is the no-man, Batman is the every-man. I like Batman more :p
- Devotia, on 02/02/2008, -0/+15Well obviously wonder woman could, but it would blow right through Lois.
- therightclique, on 02/02/2008, -0/+15you're right. babies should be outlawed.
- TheSeptimHeir, on 02/01/2008, -9/+24Jedi > SuperMan
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