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Bush pokes fun at his successors (really)

news.bbc.co.uk — US President George W Bush poked fun at his potential successors during his last White House Correspondents' Association dinner.

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  • DiggFellow, on 04/28/2008, -26/+8..... I'm speechless...
    • macbth, on 04/28/2008, -14/+3I'm...........................also
      • Gir53457, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2Well President Bush certainly isn't.
    • Spuy767, on 04/28/2008, -4/+29You do realize that this is kind of the point of this dinner. . . It's supposed to be a light-hearted occasion.
      • Charlotte_Web, on 04/28/2008, -1/+6Bush is always hilarious at the White House Correspondents' Association dinners. The best was in 2001 when he showed family photos.

        Remember when Greta Van Sustern invited Ozzy Osbourne to the dinner? Bush recognized Ozzy, who stood up to a cheering crowd.
      • MWeather, on 04/28/2008, -5/+4Yeah. I remember the one where he made fun of the fact we didn't find any WMDs. We laughed and laughed. Did he have any good torture jokes?
        • SLYK, on 04/28/2008, -3/+2quit whining.

          little bitch.
          • MWeather, on 04/28/2008, -4/+1Did you hear the one about the holocaust? It's a gas!
      • funkytaco, on 04/28/2008, -0/+2My favorite comedy bit is when Bush tries to orchestrate the music. He is waving the conductor's wand like he's listening to banjo. Then he waves to stop the music about 3 1/2 seconds in, haha.
  • dtele, on 04/28/2008, -14/+62I guess it is the last chance he will get - I mean, who's ever going to listen again after he leaves office?
    • Flamancot, on 04/28/2008, -3/+7nobody, ever....
      • vanguardanon, on 04/28/2008, -5/+5Bush might be different but for the most part presidents look better after they leave office. Carter was not respected at all during his term as president but now his work with habitat for humanity and as a voice of reason has elevated his status, except among right wing talk show hosts and their followers. Clinton left office and all people could think about was his sex scandal. Now they think more about his peace time economic expansion. Bush Sr. left office because of a recession. He's mostly silent now that his son is president but his stature has risen since he was president.

        Bush Jr. may indeed buck the trend. His approval ratings are at unseen lows. But if history is any guide he'll look pretty informed and like less of an idiot when the pressure is off and he's retired. Having said all that, he's still one of the worst presidents in American history.
        • azbmr, on 04/28/2008, -4/+3Yes, Nixon is still pretty well remembered for his work with China, right? Bush = Worst. President. Ever. He will be remembered that way until there is a new crowned champion.
          • diggduggjoe, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1Tricky Dick owes a lot to Mr. Bush!
          • Charlotte_Web, on 04/28/2008, -2/+5Don't forget that Nixon was also the president that pulled us out of Vietnam, a long-term war started by Democrats.
        • Charlotte_Web, on 04/28/2008, -3/+6Carter doesn't have much respect nowadays, either.
    • Tenlow, on 04/28/2008, -1/+5His stockbroker for one...
    • SLAM22, on 04/28/2008, -16/+4let me ask this? who will ever care what you have to say? honestly, your a nobody. Your little comment on here is the most attention you will probably ever get.
    • mrfoos2, on 04/28/2008, -0/+2Not only will people want to listen to him when he gets out, but they will pay him millions a year to do so. You might not like it, but it's true.
    • slvrbullet87, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1Other presidential bombs like carter still get paid to speak and think their opinions matter
      • Gir53457, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1Well that's what happens when you put a peanut farmer/nuclear physicist in charge.
    • oldman, on 04/28/2008, -2/+10I hope that a judge and jury will listen....
      • SLAM22, on 04/28/2008, -9/+1ewwww. OoOOH you really gave it good there. LOL judge and jury, yeah, and im sure thats gonna happen. seriously are you gay? No really, seriously, are you? cuz your actin like it, you fool.
        • captainanndor, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1What the hell does being gay have to do with anything? Gay people love trials?
          • SLAM22, on 04/28/2008, -3/+0It has to do with this guy being pathetic.
          • captainanndor, on 04/28/2008, -0/+3And 'lololol you're a fag!' being the best, most thought-out argument you can come up with is less pathetic how?
          • SLAM22, on 04/28/2008, -1/+0why waste time on someone i already find pathetic? a pathetic person deserves a pathetic response...and you my friend are a waste.....so go get a life scummmmmmmmmmmbaggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
          • captainanndor, on 04/28/2008, -0/+2Great job.
          • marcomc2, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1This is so foolish.
    • blackjack75, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1As usual... the good guys from Comedy Central will. So we don't have to.
  • g0dfather, on 04/28/2008, -23/+20Referring to Republican candidate John McCain's absence, he said: "He probably wanted to distance himself from me."

    Of course, yes...Who would want to be associated with Bush? Is there anyway he could leave the White house earlier than planned?
    • SLAM22, on 04/28/2008, -12/+6dude, just look at your name. seriously, like your opinion counts?
      • thesonofdarwin, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2Someone is cranky today.. looks like ma forgot to warm your milk before she fed you :(

        Cheer up, anger and bitterness aren't good for your health.
    • mcquitty, on 04/28/2008, -1/+5He also said that about his own daughter. He not only made fun of the candidates, but also himself.
      • kh99, on 04/28/2008, -0/+3Yeah, in fact I think the article got it wrong. I think saying McCain was distancing himself was just the obviously true set up to the joke, the punch line was that his daughter was doing it too.
    • kh99, on 04/28/2008, -0/+0oops.
  • Stevanoski, on 04/28/2008, -33/+17As well he should as they are all inferior to him in nearly every way.
    • mentallyinhell, on 04/28/2008, -10/+11What country do you live in?
      • Stevanoski, on 04/28/2008, -19/+9The good old USA, greatest nation on God's green earth.
        • Wartyboskfapped, on 04/28/2008, -8/+15So, just mentally ill, then.
        • benjorino, on 04/28/2008, -4/+11LOL
        • NoCt1, on 04/28/2008, -3/+6There is Blue and also some White (Ice) and some brown and different shades of orange(sand).. You are in fact Mentally ill. You dont know your colors.
        • lolinyerface, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1it's mostly blue...lol
    • apophenic, on 04/28/2008, -1/+116/10, too obvious.
    • Flamancot, on 04/28/2008, -1/+3Are we talking about the same people?
    • chrgrose, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2I'm hoping that was just another joke. Because it would be a pretty good one.
    • lolinyerface, on 04/28/2008, -3/+1We're not talking about his ape like demeanor, although, you are correct every candidate is inferior to him in that regard.
      Does chimpy want nanner?
  • louiebaur, on 04/28/2008, -21/+18Funny Obama is at church
    • yojiffyskippy, on 04/28/2008, -12/+9It still works without a comma but it does need a period. Here, let me fix it for you.
      "Funny Obama is at his racist church."
  • mentallyinhell, on 04/28/2008, -21/+9I wonder what Bush will do when he retires. I can't see him as being safe anywhere in this country,
    • halleyscomet, on 04/28/2008, -7/+13Don't be silly. 30% of the people in this country think he's doing a bang-up job. Anywhere in America where there are inbred, ignorant morons who ignore what' going on in the world and filter everything through zealous religious paranoia will welcome him with open arms.
      • NoCt1, on 04/28/2008, -2/+7He also will have Secret service protection the rest of his life.. and with the money he has and the ranch.. I dont think he wants to leave.
        • Amazetbm, on 04/28/2008, -1/+9It's not him that is concerned about leaving, it's his friends at Haliburton. They started moving their corporate HQ to Dubai, last year.
      • macweirdo42, on 04/28/2008, -3/+7Back to being Texas governor, then, I suppose.
      • opticwind, on 04/28/2008, -4/+7Yes! All those that disagree with us our inferior! If you vote conservatively, you must be an inbred knuckle-dragging mouth breather that makes generalizations about everyone! They probably stereotype people constantly, too. It's just disgusting.
        Totally not ironic.
        • macweirdo42, on 04/28/2008, -1/+6What does voting conservative have to do with supporting president Bush? I don't see how anyone, liberal or conservative, could possibly support him these days.
        • rjc5056, on 04/28/2008, -2/+3What horrible schooling did you receive so that "our" is an acceptable replacement for "are." Consider my mind officially boggled.
          • opticwind, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1What school taught you to end a question with a period?
      • theaceoffire, on 04/28/2008, -1/+5He still has 30%? I thought it got lower...
  • Hellman109, on 04/28/2008, -30/+8" Is there anyway he could leave the White house earlier than planned?"

    Empeachment - bwahaha Americans are too pussy footed to do that. Seriously, you have a war criminal as a president. You have Bin Laden and Saddam rolled together as your president, 'oh no we dont' you say? well he tourtures anyone and everyone, uses illegal weapons (Phospher grenades against human targets), and uses fear as a weapon. Hence he is both of those in one.

    Death - Natural, killed, etc. Obviously he cant rule if hes dead. However this means Cheney is in power...

    He chooses to stand down - There isnt a good record for dictators standing down.

    PS: 2 of the remaining 3 people running for president have said that they will basically carry on Bushes ways. The third (Obama) has said things will change, however Bush was isolationist, wanted to patch international relations, etc. before his election too, so the proof is in the pudding there.

    PPS: The rest of the world hates the US now, we used to hate it in a 'your better then us' way. Now we hate it in the 'your country is lead by a war criminal, you all have your thumbs up your asses, have brought more terror and unrest to the world' kind of way.
    • insertAliasHere, on 04/28/2008, -2/+4"well he tourtures anyone and everyone..."
      Everyone? I must have missed my timeslot.
    • DanBoodro, on 04/28/2008, -5/+7The one thing I hate more than Bush, is people like this that bash our country when they themselves have probably not met one single American to base their facts and opinions on.
    • SLAM22, on 04/28/2008, -8/+0all i can say is, when will you misguided pieces of monkey CRAP stop listening to the media and the fat ass pigs like michael moore? Bush was a good president, yes, not perfect, but show me one who is? You will sure bitch up a blind streak but im for certain your fat greedy asses sure will spend that tax refund check wont ya now? seriously, your all pathetic, all you left wing liberals, seriously just go in a hole, cover it with dirt, and never come out.
      • Doitdifferently, on 04/28/2008, -2/+4Just figured that I'd point out that he did have people tortured and invaded a country based on, at best, inaccurate information. That makes him rash and misguided at the very least and the extent of which those two actions have cost us mark him as bad president for 81% of Americans and the majority of the world. We have tried other countries' leaders for war crimes for some of the actions he has taken and impeached presidents for less. You are, of course, are entitled to your own opinion, however misguided it may be.
      • captainanndor, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1I don't think he will be spending a refund check, as he appears to not be a US citizen, based on the words he wrote in his comment that you seem to have skimmed over just long enough make your rant a tenuously relevant response.
        Also, please stop abusing the word 'seriously'.
    • mcquitty, on 04/28/2008, -1/+7Calling Bush a dictator is a bit much.

      I find it funny, people claiming Bush will never leave office. "There will be a false flag event!" "The elections will be called off!" "Bush is the devil incarnate!" "Bush is the anti-christ!"

      Now, let me ask just one sane question. It looked like Bush might not have won 2004. Did he have a false flag moment? Did he wag the dog?

      And when Bush leaves office in January 2009, will each of you who said he was a dictator please shut up?
      • SpencerMc, on 04/28/2008, -3/+3He didn't win 2004. At least not conclusively. Read the Conyers report:
        http://www.truthout.org/docs_05/010605Y.shtml
        It still astounds me that noone seems to know or care about these findings and that nothing was done about them.
        • mcquitty, on 04/28/2008, -3/+3Nope that wasn't partisan at all. I mean, really. If you would like me to digg up articles about Democrats slashing tires and voter intimidation, I can as well. But, that was Democrats, so it must be ok.
          • SpencerMc, on 04/28/2008, -3/+2The fact is that the election results were not valid, regardless of what side tampered with them. The fact is that a congressional report shows this. The fact is that nothing was done and we went ahead pretending like everything was on the up and up.

            Tu Quoque is a logical fallacy.
          • SLAM22, on 04/28/2008, -3/+0who really cares, republicans were in for 8 straight years, HAHAHA....and we are about to tack on at least 4 more in november.... sit on that one left wAngers.
      • yojiffyskippy, on 04/28/2008, -3/+5No they wont because the don't mean it and don't believe it. They're just regurgitating their spoon-fed rants. As soon as he leaves office they'll start calling McCain a dictator. That will give them something to complain about for the next eight years.
  • Chazx, on 04/28/2008, -7/+87I thought the sniper fire comment was funny.
    • phavn, on 04/28/2008, -5/+2too bad it wasn't him who wrote it
      • NoCt1, on 04/28/2008, -2/+5Neither is half the comedians and actors/actresses comments.
      • yojiffyskippy, on 04/28/2008, -3/+4True, but I think his comedy speech writers are better than Obama's propaganda speech writers.
    • opticwind, on 04/28/2008, -8/+13Just like I'm sure Obama writes his own material. *eye roll*
      • Kakemonstere, on 04/28/2008, -5/+2Oookey, not sure if you know he does or you think he doesn't write his on stuff. But he do.
      • alittleroy101, on 04/28/2008, -4/+5Yeah he does.
    • Doitdifferently, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2Yeah Chenney had some good jokes at the Press dinner a couple weeks back too. These guys should stick to comedy.
      • Ursapater, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2what do you think they've been doing the last eight years; black comedy
  • joper90, on 04/28/2008, -21/+12+1 idiot points.

    /total currently at 123040548489394
    • thedogfatherx, on 04/28/2008, -2/+10Idiot points? He was making jokes. That makes him an idiot?
  • awtripp, on 04/28/2008, -3/+11It'll be interesting to see what GW Bush does with his life after his presidency.
    • stonewaljacksn, on 04/28/2008, -3/+24no it wont.
      golf, beer, baseball. oh wait i think thats what hes been doing during his presidency.
      • superfuxxorr, on 04/28/2008, -8/+4Couldn't be any worse than what Carter's done.
        • SpencerMc, on 04/28/2008, -3/+12What, build homes for the homeless? Found an institute to promote global health, democracy and human rights? Monitor international elections, conduct peace negotiations and establish relief efforts? Write TWENTY-SEVEN books? Or maybe win the Nobel Peace Prize in 2002?

          Say what you want about Carter's presidency, that's debatable. But don't try to bad talk his subsequent career or you just look like an *****. Yeah, I'm pretty sure Bush could and likely will do a lot worse.
          • superfuxxorr, on 04/28/2008, -2/+1I find it offensive and disgraceful that former President Carter aided Saddam in the oil for food scam, authored numerous Hamas apologist books, accepted a multi-million dollar contribution to his public library from the Bin Laden family, and placed a wreath on the grave of Yaser Arafat.

            Building houses for less fortunate is great but befriending the dictators that are responsible for oppressing the same people that Habitat for Humanity is trying to help kind of undermines the entire organization.
          • SpencerMc, on 04/28/2008, -2/+1You seem to just echo the Censure Carter Committee and Move Foward America point for point.
            While it may have eventually been abused, the Oil-for-Food "scam" was a effort initially conceived of as a way for the Iraqi civilians to aquire food and other essentials in spite of the sanctions following the first Gulf War. Indeed, some reports say that even with the corruption, 90% of Iraq's population depended on the program for survival. Regardless, the blame for this rests on Benon Sevan, not Jimmy Carter, who was only loosely connected with the program through the fact that he "had meetings" with Samir Vincent, if an anti-UN group is to be believed. As for the Bin Laden claim, a contribution to a library by family members of a terrorist before the 9/11 attacks ever happened is hardly enough to besmirch his record.
            All of this is a rather moot point, because both of these stories were broken by anti Jimmy Carter and anti UN groups and no serious media outlet has touched them. The most reliable source I can find on it is the WorldNetDaily. And you can say what you like about the "liberal media", but when Fox News wont come within 10 feet of a story implicating a prominent democrat, I'm gonna go ahead and dismiss it as *****. I mean it didn't even make it to his wikipedia page.
        • bosssmiley, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/i_got_what ...
        • yojiffyskippy, on 04/28/2008, -5/+4That's not fair because Carter had a lot more practice screwing things up. Look at his train wreck of a presidency. Yet the liberals still find the kindness in their hearts to worship him. Isn't that cute.
    • halleyscomet, on 04/28/2008, -3/+8He'll bask in luxury on the profits from his oil company investments and make speaking tours of various Universities. When his coffers run low, he'll start a "Think Tank" company to churn out press releases and "Studies" that match whatever view his clients are looking to push.
      • Doitdifferently, on 04/28/2008, -0/+5What?? You mean that not all think tanks are not unbiased institutions? That some have an ulterior motive? I'm shocked! Stunned! What kind of world is this? *hand to forehead* *faints*
    • Infidelcastr0, on 04/28/2008, -6/+8After his presidency? You mean his hes gonna step down after the elections? Awesome!, how have I not heard about this?
      • mcquitty, on 04/28/2008, -3/+5You should have not had to hear about this. It is expected. It will happen. Even if it doesn't fit your preconceived notions.
      • yojiffyskippy, on 04/28/2008, -1/+6You've been reading too much digg.
      • Doitdifferently, on 04/28/2008, -0/+2Hey now, how else is he suppose to launch his comedy tour?
    • sindex, on 04/28/2008, -1/+8I think you're confusing "interesting" with "boring."
    • VitriolAndAngst, on 04/28/2008, -1/+3If he isn't in Dubai or Paraguay in 12 months where he can enjoy the Billions he stole, I'll eat my hat.
      • sexybobo, on 04/28/2008, -0/+4I will remember this comment in 12 months will you be posting a youtube video of this? (people out side the us like him less then the people in the US)
      • blackjack75, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1I guess he'll be fine in Dubai. That's his dream place. HeadQuarters of the new Halliburton, limitless capitalism, democracy in middle-eastern terms.
  • purzzzell, on 04/28/2008, -8/+30So? There's a time to crack jokes - it sounds like it was an appropriate one.

    Buried as "why does anyone care?"
  • Wartyboskfapped, on 04/28/2008, -22/+12Could this guy actually be any more of an offensive jackass than he already has been? I guess I shouldn't ask that cos he keeps coming up with new ways to reset the bar.
    • SLAM22, on 04/28/2008, -9/+7wahhh wahhh... im a left wing liberal, i will be offended at bush for making a joke. but if my fantasy democratic candidates said somthing about bush id get all excited at the sound of it and giggle hysterically. Get a life you pansy, seriously, are you that much of a freakin wuss? ooooh im offended, seriously go cry somewhere you FAG
  • onixxino, on 04/28/2008, -3/+12That's pretty good though
  • flintmecha, on 04/28/2008, -15/+62I can't stand Bush and I thought it was pretty good.

    He's probably an alright guy, just somebody who really really sucks at his job.
    • halleyscomet, on 04/28/2008, -12/+19Yeah, being responsible for more US deaths than Osama Bin Laden is just the result of a series of hilarious minor misunderstandings.
    • SpencerMc, on 04/28/2008, -4/+16Just based on his policies (tax cuts for the rich, authorizing torture, etc.) I'm pretty sure that in addition to not being any good at his job, he's probably not an alright guy.
      • sexybobo, on 04/28/2008, -3/+3Tax cuts for the rich is a republican party thing.
        • reelmkonol, on 04/28/2008, -2/+2Tax cuts for the rich is a campaign slogan for the democrats
    • Doitdifferently, on 04/28/2008, -4/+5He certainly seems like he'd be that wacky uncle at Christmas.
    • StankInTheBank, on 04/28/2008, -6/+3He's not alright at all. He loves anyone who boosts his ego. Everyone else is removed from his presence.
    • yellowcakewalk, on 04/28/2008, -7/+5Even a sociopath like Bush can appear charming when he wants to, and is properly medicated.
    • 1timeuser, on 04/28/2008, -4/+4He's like a guy you would have a beer with.. until you get drunk and then he has your house bombed.
  • kukiweed, on 04/28/2008, -26/+20He may seem funny to you, but lots of people died because of this guy.
    • NecroDigg, on 04/28/2008, -10/+7They ***** volunteered. They knew the risks.
      • theaceoffire, on 04/28/2008, -3/+3I am sure they didn't expect their deployment time to be doubled, then tripled.
        Or to be filling the roles of missionaries and diplomats instead of soldiers.
        • sexybobo, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1Just remember every person in the armed forces now has reenlisted at least once or since the war began.
      • Ursapater, on 04/28/2008, -3/+1They, like the rest of the American public were lied to; about the purpose and lenth of the mission...and the cost. In human lives (Iraq's and ours) and in money.
      • Thuktun, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1Iraq volunteered to be invaded and occupied?
    • SLAM22, on 04/28/2008, -11/+6or because terrorists attacked us. But yeah, just blame it on the easiest target jackass. Im sure your lowlife ass wouldve done so much better as president, seriously, your a waste.
      • Doitdifferently, on 04/28/2008, -3/+10Iraq had nothing to do with the attacks on 9/11, even Bush admits this now, but hey thanks for playing.
  • dansvan, on 04/28/2008, -8/+30I can't believe I'm saying this...but that was kind of funny.
  • hokie47, on 04/28/2008, -11/+12Gaius fracking Baltar is a more popular ex president than Bush will ever be.
    • Infidelcastr0, on 04/28/2008, -1/+7Dugg for BSG.
    • Doitdifferently, on 04/28/2008, -1/+3And both of them have people who see them as messiah. Sadly Bush is real :(
  • chrgrose, on 04/28/2008, -12/+8Bush will always be a deuce. But this really isn't a big deal.

    Can't we focus on other things? Like his belief in (and willingness to execute) imminent world destruction?
    • cashman57, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2The three Senators believe this as wel
      • Doitdifferently, on 04/28/2008, -0/+2And Hillary even wants to be able to push the button herself.
        • chrgrose, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1Hillary will push any button you want as long as it gets her to the presidency.
  • yellowcakewalk, on 04/28/2008, -9/+5Meanwhile, we were outside the Hinkley Hilton, grinding this protest into their pukey faces:
    http://yellowcakewalk.net/2008-04-26/palm_washingt ...
    • sexybobo, on 04/28/2008, -2/+2wow 3 people that was quite the protest.
  • lacaid, on 04/28/2008, -2/+11Anyone else notice their video's volume knob goes to 11?
    • GeorgeFord, on 04/28/2008, -0/+7Dugg up for Spinal Tap reference.
      :O)
  • NecroDigg, on 04/28/2008, -7/+14I don't like Bush but you gotta admit, the sniper fire joke was damn good.
  • nmarlowe, on 04/28/2008, -12/+7How come when a Dimocrat lies, its a "mis-speak", but when a Republican lies, its the end of the world?
    • 1timeuser, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1But when you speak it's murder of the English language.
  • dudefaceguyman, on 04/28/2008, -2/+16This was all in good fun, that's the point of these dinners. But you gotta admit, Bush has a good sense of humor.. Nothing really was on tv when the whole thing was on and I'd have to say before that was the longest amount of time I've watched anything on c-span without passing out from boredom was about 26 seconds.

    Craig Ferguson afterwards was hilarious too
  • Lumiras, on 04/28/2008, -8/+6Well, it's nice to see that he can crack a halfway decent joke

    ...shame that he can't run a country worth *****, though. Maybe he should have gone into stand-up instead of driving us into a second depression
    • Doitdifferently, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2I agree.
    • Thuktun, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1"Well, it's nice to see that he can crack a halfway decent joke"

      Wonder who wrote it for him?
  • JoshuaLowe, on 04/28/2008, -5/+8Seeing him in his little tuxedo dancing and playing while things go to hell around him make me think "and the band played on" to myself.
  • MerryMortician, on 04/28/2008, -2/+21A laugh is a laugh is a laugh. I don't care what you think of him.. that ***** was funny. (gj by the speech writers)
  • usgovterrorists, on 04/28/2008, -16/+7When it comes to false terror like 9-11, ever other president is a joke.
    When it comes to 1000 lies to invade Iraq, ever other president is a joke.
    When it comes to killing more people, ever other president is a joke.
    When it comes to crippling more soldiers, ever other president is a joke.
    When it comes to lying to attack Iran, ever other president is a joke.
    When it comes to breaking the law, ever other president is a joke.
    When it comes to violating the Constitution, ever other president is a joke.
    When it comes to squandering trillions on war, based on lies, ever other president is a joke.
    • troub, on 04/28/2008, -0/+14Wow, you managed the same typo on every single line. Good job!

      Ctrl+V is not your friend.
      • usgovterrorists, on 04/28/2008, -14/+1What do you know about typos, tell me everything you know about typos!
        What do you know about Ctrl+V, tell me everything you know about Ctrl+V!
  • fani, on 04/28/2008, -3/+6Haha... Good one Mr. President. That was funny -- Hillary under sniper fire......
  • lektroluv, on 04/28/2008, -4/+1Gobble gobble.
  • stonewaljacksn, on 04/28/2008, -6/+8leave it george w bush to remind us democrats how absolutely retarded this off-issue bickering between hill and barack really is.
    for once, george, thank you.
    • Doitdifferently, on 04/28/2008, -0/+2Bush has done at least two good things for this country.
      1. Created a diverse cabinet that helped opened Americans eyes to a more diverse White House in general. In the same vein that only Nixon could go to China, only Bush (a right wing conservative) could open up the White House to diversity with the least amount of uproar.
      2. Got people reinterested in the political world enough to take actions in accordance with their beliefs.

      It doesn't balance out the bad he's done in my opinion but it has helped.
  • insanebrain, on 04/28/2008, -9/+5dick.
  • yunus, on 04/28/2008, -12/+6Mr. President think about it like this.
    If Hitler made jokes about jews or killing people, its not funny even if the joke in question would be hilarious if told by someone else.
    • smoothdogg00, on 04/28/2008, -3/+6Wow, I can't believe you actually compare Bush to Hitler. Educate yourself.
    • yellowcakewalk, on 04/28/2008, -8/+7@smoothdogg00

      You're right. Here's how Bush and Hitler are different:
      1) One had an excellent command of his native language.
      2) One actually served in the military.
      3) One was not a spoiled rich boy, but rather a self-made man.
      4) One was actually in charge, not a mere puppet on a string.

      Aside from that, they were both fascist scum.
      • themizer, on 04/28/2008, -2/+3Some of your points are valid, but I strongly disagree with the ignorant comment about being facist scum.
    • wiggs08, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1what you said doesn't make any sense.
  • Sherman901, on 04/28/2008, -6/+1what is ben affleck, pam anderson, ashlee simpson, etc. doing at something like this? it kind of downplays it doesn't it?
    • yojiffyskippy, on 04/28/2008, -0/+2You realize it's not a cabinet meeting right? It's the Correspondents' Dinner.
  • tuxerware, on 04/28/2008, -3/+8I think bush i a guy who would drop a giant turd in the middle of the oval office just to mess with the next democrat president. "I'm of to my ranch in Texas to clear some brush, yeahaa!!"
  • opticwind, on 04/28/2008, -4/+4The jokes were a little predictable but hey, good for him. I laughed.
  • Supersonic1980, on 04/28/2008, -9/+6Giant *****
  • neolarthytep, on 04/28/2008, -2/+7Well Duh, all three of the dummies will be just as bad as him in office
    • saigumi, on 04/28/2008, -1/+3Meh.. McCain and Obama shouldn't be as bad.

      Now, if Hillary wins, she would prove that there is a person who can be a worse president than Bush.
  • drlloyd11, on 04/28/2008, -5/+5My guess, he moves to Saudi Arabia after his term.. They love him there
  • NonServium, on 04/28/2008, -6/+1And in other news...

    Andre the Giant said something mean and ridiculous about Hulk Hogan!
    They must really hate each other too, just like these politicians do when the camera is rolling!
    • o0joshua0o, on 04/28/2008, -3/+4Show some respect for the dead, man!
      • NonServium, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2So... mentioning someone who is dead is all you have to do to disrespect them?
        • o0joshua0o, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2Did you just mention Andre the Giant, or did you accuse him of slander? I know you were joking, but I was joking too.
  • sindex, on 04/28/2008, -4/+2Meh. I think Bush is the worst President in history, but even I cracked a smile.
    They're ***** jokes, people. Lighten up.
  • o0joshua0o, on 04/28/2008, -8/+7Sure, he's destroyed our liberties and economy while causing thousands of pointless deaths, but he IS funny! Good job, Mr. President!
  • taketheleap, on 04/28/2008, -2/+15Bush the man = obviously funny and a good joke-teller.
    Bush the President = unfortunately, also a joke.
  • mcturdTheThird, on 04/28/2008, -8/+5Everyone's like "you gotta admit, for a complete douch, he's really funny." Every red-neck ***** thinks he's funny. He's not. His comments are not. "Oh my God, our country is going into an economic depression because it's hemorrhaging money every day to pay for our state sponsored terror. It's so ***** funny !"
  • henderson, on 04/28/2008, -6/+3Keep laughing, *****.
  • swilber1579, on 04/28/2008, -5/+1most epic case of senioritis ever
  • volz0r, on 04/28/2008, -4/+3Wait-wait. Many of you fail to realize that Bush had no hand in writing this script. He simply read it; complete with fo-net-i-kal spelling.
  • PALMARY, on 04/28/2008, -5/+2Bush has helped us make our political footing in fascist culture. The collective has signed on for some very oppressive legislation during this administration, such as the Patriot Act, and the Military Commissions Act. We have learned that our elected representatives do VERY UNpatriotic things in the name of their constituents.
  • yellowcakewalk, on 04/28/2008, -4/+5No joke is funny dribbling off the lips of a fascist dictator.
  • ugmold, on 04/28/2008, -5/+3Shameless, acting like a fool at every event with the problems he and his cronies have created....bastard.
  • mehrue, on 04/28/2008, -3/+0it probably took 2 hours for someone to teach him how to read those jokes and then another 4 to explain them.
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