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Bush and Kournikova Exchange 'Terrorist Fist Jab'!

realitycatcher-alapoet.blogspo… — When Barack and Michelle Obama exchanged a congratulatory fist bump after he secured the Democratic nomination, a Fox News anchor enlightened us by describing the move as "possibly a terrorist fist jab." Using Fox's unassailable logic, it has now been conclusively determined that former Pres. Bush and tennis star Anna Kournikova are also terrorists

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  • asskicker32, on 06/12/2008, -0/+22Im a terrorist too!!!


    Uh, according only to Fox News' ridiculous logic.
  • alapoet, on 06/12/2008, -0/+19So is half the NFL! Man your battle stations!!
  • contemplator, on 06/12/2008, -0/+16Well done Steve.

    ///Fist Jabs Alapoet
  • dougvfr750, on 06/12/2008, -0/+11What kind of idiot thinks that a fist bump is a terrorist fist jab? Oh yeah a Fox news anchor... well that explains it
  • inactive, on 06/13/2008, -0/+11A 'terrorist fist jab' is:

    A: a hot new band
    B: the new porn trend
    C: Proof that we are completed ***** when an MSM outlet can make an absurd observation because they know a portion people who have the power to vote are actually stupid enough to embody it.

  • VKMO, on 06/12/2008, -0/+11Bet they thought we wouldn't notice their nefarious plot to destroy All That Is American!

    But we were just too smart for 'em...

    [fist jabs all around]
  • nhayes, on 06/12/2008, -0/+10the tennis player?
  • firewound, on 06/12/2008, -0/+10Honestly, there must some "actual" news happening somewhere that fox can cover.
  • livegreenordie, on 06/12/2008, -0/+9 There's no blow by blow accounts from the war room so they have to twittle their thumbs the little terrorists~
  • alapoet, on 06/13/2008, -0/+8It's what the dumb-asses at Fox News call it when folks bump fists.

    Click the link. See the pictures.
  • alapoet, on 06/12/2008, -0/+7Yes, the babe tennis player! Terrorist, through and through.

    She MUST be -- she did the Fist Jab!
  • dib2, on 06/13/2008, -0/+7WTF is a terrorist fist jab?
  • dib2, on 06/13/2008, -0/+7My question still remains, WTF is a terrorist fist jab? Where the hell does one find terrorists fist jabbing?
  • rawg, on 06/13/2008, -0/+6... and now that the connection between the carlyle group and womens pro tennis has been made the international terrorist conspiracy is complete.
  • dennisrhidalgo, on 06/13/2008, -0/+6Good question!
  • alapoet, on 06/13/2008, -0/+5I know DAT's right, mydigga ;-)

    (LOL at your list!)
  • inactive, on 06/13/2008, -0/+5alapoet LOL I enjoyed reading this.
  • jurnei, on 06/13/2008, -0/+5This one is killing me ROTFL!
  • alapoet, on 06/13/2008, -0/+4Apparently, only on Fox News. Or in the minds of their "journalists."
  • alapoet, on 06/12/2008, -0/+4Thank you, contemplator!

    I had fun writing it. :-)
  • alapoet, on 06/13/2008, -0/+4I was definitely smiling when I did this one. :-)
  • alapoet, on 06/13/2008, -0/+4A vast international web of fuzzy-ball smashers!

    And then there's the tennis.
  • Chromedaffodils, on 06/13/2008, -0/+4we are their pawns..
    https://givemeliberty.org/default.htm

    http://www.lettertogop.com/
  • alapoet, on 06/13/2008, -0/+3It's great to get the positive feedback, MalusMalo! Thanks...

    I totally enjoyed writing it. Of course, Fox makes an easy target, LOL!
  • Donna1212, on 06/13/2008, -0/+3This is the funniest s*@t Ihave read in years!!! Thanks alapoet

    fist jabs to all :0
  • inactive, on 06/13/2008, -0/+3Conspiracies sneak in unsuspected environments... watch your back!!
  • preneel, on 06/13/2008, -0/+3I love the internet.
  • polychrome, on 06/13/2008, -0/+2Cool article. A terrorist jab, huh? I can only hope that such idiocy causes its own demise.
  • jamesmyers, on 06/13/2008, -0/+2Funny!
  • GrandmasterB, on 06/13/2008, -0/+2OMG! My four year-old is a terrorist too...thanks Fox News for more bullcrap right-wing analysis
  • inactive, on 06/14/2008, -0/+2I'm guessing that Bush justs wants to touch Kournikova's breasts.
  • inactive, on 06/14/2008, -0/+1Bushes is more like 'that was cool' and Barack's is more like 'sup, my wife'. The major difference which lead to the terrorist clarification being labeled upon Barack? His version of daps lasted nearly half an hour, with over 1000 different moves being employed. However, the Bush version only had 3 and was easy to remember.

    Daps that lasts more than 5 minutes = terrorism. Sorry Barack. lol.
  • inactive, on 06/14/2008, -0/+1Is EFF a terrorist?
    http://digg.com/business_finance/EFF_caught_in_usi ...

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