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- Tokenmac, on 07/19/2009, -6/+91Really no one has made this joke yet, oh well I geuss it is up to me.....
I geuss you CAN'T find everything at Wal-Mart.
Digg me down but some one had to say it!!! - A5204, on 08/13/2009, -2/+81You shouldn't be robbing people but that is an awesome escape.
- doublefelix, on 07/19/2009, -0/+48He probably greeted the police on the way in.
- inactive, on 07/18/2009, -2/+49Kyle Reese?
- Rollic, on 07/19/2009, -1/+41I think he was probably just absorbed into the greater Wal-Mart collective. Resistance is futile.
- TobiasParker, on 07/19/2009, -0/+39It is all focused on watching the employees.
- zacharycohen, on 07/18/2009, -2/+34now i know what to do next time i commit a crime...
- Stepoo, on 07/19/2009, -0/+31"We believe that he possibly changed clothes and was able to mingle with the customers and exit the store," Jacksonville Sheriff's Office Sgt. T.L. Brown said.
Possibly changed clothes? If they found his discarded clothes and nobody was seen running out of the store naked, then he definitely changed clothes. - inactive, on 07/19/2009, -3/+32everyone in walmart looks like a criminal. no way they would have found him anyway
- andymci, on 07/19/2009, -0/+29This does give a bit more credibility to Superman's method of disguise.
- po43292, on 07/19/2009, -1/+24*Sunglasses*
- S1ngular1ty1, on 07/19/2009, -2/+24Shopping at Wal-Mart is a crime.
- christoast, on 07/19/2009, -5/+26Its Jason Borne
- Nidy1, on 07/19/2009, -1/+22Altair?
- inactive, on 07/19/2009, -1/+19last time I checked wal-mart uses video surveillance...
- robertbaker13, on 07/19/2009, -1/+18Burglary suspect ducks into walmart, shocked by low, low prices on items he had just gone through trouble of stealing.
- skyer, on 07/19/2009, -0/+16Hide a tree in a forest... hide a criminal in a Walmart
- fcruz1331, on 07/19/2009, -2/+18YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
- ASSASSYN360, on 07/19/2009, -1/+13Urban ninja.
- viper001, on 07/19/2009, -0/+10Great read, but he'll get caught eventually. His buddy was captured, and will probably accept a plea bargain in exchange for ratting him out.
- Bigballa5412, on 07/19/2009, -0/+9ALERT PHASE!!
"Snake, why don't you try grabbing some clothes off the shelf to increase your camo index." - EricAnderton, on 07/19/2009, -0/+8As sound an idea as that is, I think the end result would have looked something like "Where's Waldo?"
- Firespray1138, on 07/19/2009, -0/+7He used a cheat code to get rid of his stars.
- inactive, on 07/19/2009, -0/+7Because they have no legal right to hold everybody there, and I would fear greatly for our country if they did.
- inactive, on 07/19/2009, -0/+7the dude probably worked there and clocked in just in time for his shift! lol!
- sporktek, on 07/19/2009, -1/+8Marcus Brody carries a dozen shopping cards, knows every closeout item, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's half way to the tire and lube center already.
- captainserial, on 07/18/2009, -10/+16I thought this was an Onion article at first glance.
- bbhill, on 07/19/2009, -1/+7bourne
- belebih, on 07/19/2009, -0/+6And there you have the setting for the next Assassin's Creed. Instead of having one of Desmond's ancestors disappear into a crowd of monks coming out of a monastery to escape the Crusade guards, you have his dad disappear into a crowd of shoppers inside a Florida Wal-Mart to escape the police.
- Yage2006, on 07/19/2009, -1/+6He must have escaped to another dimension through the giant mirror at the back of the store.
I hear its a gateway. - guinpen, on 07/19/2009, -1/+5yeah, but what good will that do? re-watch them changing and then getting past them? put out an APB an hour later after they find the right video of guys wearing those new clothes? n.
- Tarl, on 07/19/2009, -0/+4HAHAHAHAHAHA!
- S1ngular1ty1, on 07/19/2009, -0/+3That is a good point. Wal-Marts have tons of cameras in them.
- Bigballa5412, on 07/19/2009, -0/+3Not quite...
If he shot up the place maybe...
But harmlessly escaping from the police? Well I never..! - GalacticXenu, on 07/19/2009, -0/+3No, more like simply changing clothes to remove your wanted level.
- inactive, on 07/19/2009, -0/+3according to GTA it's 100% ok to rob people
- MtheoryX, on 07/19/2009, -0/+3i lol'd
- system5y, on 07/19/2009, -1/+3no fate but what we make!
- XchrisX, on 07/19/2009, -4/+6Its crazy in the northside of Jacksonville. I never go there. Most murders in Jacksonville take place in that part of town.
- PNUTTYY, on 07/19/2009, -1/+3and like that...he's gone.
- palehorse864, on 07/19/2009, -1/+3Suspect was originally spotted sporting a green sport jacket, black shirt, and yellow tie.
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e125/harumelon/1 ... - burningrobot, on 07/19/2009, -0/+2B S
- skipvt, on 07/19/2009, -0/+2Well played sir!
- daftbrain, on 07/20/2009, -0/+2"Officers" *tips hat*
- diggmeordie, on 07/19/2009, -0/+2It'd be like a giant game of Clue. It was Colonel Mustard in the woman's fashion department with the slinky dress.
- elendryst, on 07/19/2009, -0/+2You expect the Jacksonville police department to be "smart"?
- idbjoshm, on 07/19/2009, -1/+3I see what you did there.
- EvilNecro, on 07/19/2009, -0/+1Very nice!
- belladigiro, on 09/16/2009, -0/+1LOL that is nothing in Las Vegas a couple with handgun enter into a Walmart in Nellis Blvd, and they stole a FULL SHOPPING CART full of ELECTRONIC items back in 2008 they poing the GUN at The Store Security and Dissapear in a Car parked far away from the VIDEO Cameras in the Walmart Parking. Week later they store same store 4 cars DAY LIGHT. OMG then 3-5 people were attacked by unknown hispanic male trying to robe their purses (Female Customer) Same store they just waited outside for woman who walked along from the Store. The Vegas Criminals Love That Store is #1 for Bad Things To Happen To Good People !
- dilbert, on 07/19/2009, -0/+1How did he get rid of the anti-theft tabs that sets off the alarms?
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