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- wreckosaurus, on 04/24/2008, -7/+233It took rescue workers 15 dollars in quarters and nearly a half hour before they finally managed to free him
- inactive, on 04/24/2008, -10/+181How the ***** did this imbecile get in that machine?
- mattcoady, on 04/24/2008, -7/+174Wish they had tried to get him out with the claw.
- loudthing, on 04/24/2008, -6/+170What do you do when you're in a claw game?
Proving you're mother ignored you again?
Was it your goal to win a free prize?
By taking advantage - of - your - size?
Better call security!
Oompa loompa doompity doo,
Just use a quarter the next time, you fool. - abeg, on 04/24/2008, -9/+162in an other story... Michael Jackson was last seen at the bank changing his money for quarters.
- and303, on 04/24/2008, -5/+124That's why you shouldn't give kids the gun from Portal.
- jroowizzle, on 04/24/2008, -7/+98"Anyone have a quarter so i can try and get this kid out?"
- emt1451, on 04/24/2008, -7/+65For someone with a nickname of "friendlyman" you're a bit of a douche bag aren't you?
- inactive, on 04/24/2008, -6/+63it was a toss between getting the boy or a cool bunny doll with the claw
poor kid :( - getoffmybridge, on 05/05/2009, -4/+57"I'm not gonna call the hospital because you won't learn anything if I do."
- xwfilm, on 04/24/2008, -2/+54Dugg for the anchor cracking up right before they cut to the story.
- iDiggIt42, on 04/24/2008, -3/+50Actually, it's a quarter of a dollar, so it's not exactly some random funny word.
- loudthing, on 04/24/2008, -0/+46of course.
What do you do when you've lost the remote?
It's not in the couch, or under your coat.
Would you stand up? No, you'd rather be dead.
Just throw your shoe at the set - in - stead.
"Who's the smart one now?" you ask.
Oompa loompa doompity doh,
life's just not easy as a couch potato. - JlmAWP, on 04/24/2008, -15/+59I kinda wanted the Oompa Loompas to make an appearance...
- typea84, on 04/24/2008, -1/+42"I'm in a glass case of emotttionnnnn"
- mgrest, on 04/24/2008, -2/+41Yeah. Those stupid Brits and their Australian accents...
Stupid? - AtiimKiambu, on 04/24/2008, -0/+39Can I hire you to follow me around and make up oompa loompa songs for everyday mistakes?
- op12, on 04/24/2008, -1/+33I'm guessing it was the same way as this 3-year old from a couple of years ago....crawling up through the chute:
http://symbii.com/stories.php?sid=280&tid=22
Though that kid was remarkably pleased with being in a box with a bunch of stuffed animals - blahtastic, on 04/24/2008, -0/+30I know it's terrible, but I would have had to fight myself very hard to not try to if I found the kid in there. I think the urge would have won out.
- kinseyincanada, on 04/24/2008, -2/+31how the hell did he get in there?
- Shawn4168, on 04/24/2008, -0/+28Yes, because that's exactly the same thing. Thousands of children tragically die from getting stuck inside claw machines every day.
- jilliebair, on 04/24/2008, -3/+30Riding someone for their grammar when you don't know which YOU'RE (vs. your) to use??? Hmmmm......
- victorycig, on 04/24/2008, -2/+27Reminds me of the Simpsons bit where homer loses Maggie in the newspaper vending machine.
- palehorse864, on 04/24/2008, -1/+26Never Forget
- Elliuotatar, on 04/24/2008, -0/+24Teleportation.
- expert01, on 04/24/2008, -3/+26Utter. *****. Brilliance.
- MadScientist440, on 04/24/2008, -2/+23Good question from someone who is replying to the wrong guy in asking if he knows how comments work... how ironic.
- JaredXM, on 04/24/2008, -1/+20WTF?
- pavvy, on 04/24/2008, -1/+19if i manage to get the kid out, its mine, right?
- expert01, on 04/24/2008, -1/+18Exactly. Does he expect us to call them Two and a Half Decidollars? Or does he think we should just use coin amounts divisible by 10?
- feliks2, on 04/24/2008, -12/+29In their what? Their claws, their teeth, their grip? I don't see what your trying to say here.
- TaintedWisdom, on 04/24/2008, -1/+16Obligatory "Thats what she said" quote.
- serif69, on 04/24/2008, -0/+15Then their father complained that they could've bought another boy at the store for less money.
- andrewbr500, on 04/24/2008, -1/+16I could understand, maybe, every other word from the witness. I'm not even sure that was English.
- TFBeej, on 04/24/2008, -0/+13Nice...
- EmileVictor, on 04/24/2008, -4/+17Are you ***** kidding me?
- noahgelman, on 04/24/2008, -1/+14"They started to dismantle it in order to get the boy out"
If by dismantle you mean put the key in and turn it allowing the glass window to open smoothly and easily without any real trouble at all, then yeah, they had to dismantle it. They overplayed the seriousness. They have to open it up every time they put more prizes in. - wickensworth, on 04/24/2008, -3/+14I wish you had misspelled something so that we could've extended this little telescopic grammar correct-off.
- TheBuzzKiller, on 04/24/2008, -0/+10did you see that lobster harmonica?!
- Myonosken, on 04/24/2008, -0/+10Yes because that really ruined the joke.
- carleethian, on 04/24/2008, -0/+10are we sure these aren't stock? this's gettin kinda eerie
- Niubai, on 04/24/2008, -0/+10Go ahead, Michael Jackson
- jroowizzle, on 04/24/2008, -3/+13there*
- 4N6DNA, on 04/24/2008, -3/+13lmao, good show, good show.
- ANT1138, on 04/24/2008, -11/+21It's one of the few things in America that make perfect cents.
wocka wocka wocka - mfc5200, on 04/24/2008, -0/+9Why do they keep calling it a game of "skill"
skill my ass, those games are rigged. - crowbar77, on 04/24/2008, -1/+10Wait so how did he get in there?
- BladeMelbourne, on 04/24/2008, -1/+9So if I break into a bank vault or a strip joint I deserve...?
- Ohimesama, on 04/24/2008, -0/+8Wouldn't have worked. He was already in the prize drop box... where would you have put him?
- EvilFerret, on 04/24/2008, -0/+7What the *****?
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