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- SatNav, on 10/12/2007, -10/+431"We cleared the area, snuck up behind him, attached the explosives and detonated him."
Snake would be proud, now you need to learn to chain those explosions. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -14/+408FTA:
"Two weeks ago police shut down Boston's largest mall after a teen passed gas in an Abercrombie and Fitch. Just this week police blew up a traffic counting device.
"You can never be too careful," said O'Hara. "I'd rather blow up a hundred innocent people if I can prevent another 9/11."" - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -19/+337@DiggityMcDigg
Look at the source. If the source is "bbspot", "The Onion", "Landover Baptist", or "littlegreenfootballs", then yes, it is a joke. - merr, on 10/12/2007, -10/+281How long is it going to take diggers to remember that bbspot is a satire site?
- Disclaimer, on 10/12/2007, -18/+192I commend the Boston Police Dept., we need more brave men who take pre-emptive action against people like this guy.
- bawilson2, on 10/12/2007, -9/+160Sometimes passing gas is an offense punishable by being blown up. It can be pretty dangerous!
- malaak, on 10/12/2007, -8/+108"An alert city worker".... not THAT is funny!
- ayeroxor, on 10/12/2007, -5/+104DiggityMcDigg, I love you. You just made my Friday :D
- GreenEgg78, on 10/12/2007, -10/+99We must all be prepared to give up some of our civil liberties in order to secure our safety.
-- The Anti-Benjamin Franklin - wbeavis, on 10/12/2007, -8/+92Bush is easier to type than The Anti-Benjamin Franklin
- 5h1th34d, on 10/12/2007, -4/+72^^^Buried as no sense of humor
- jhnewt, on 10/12/2007, -1/+67That's not a hair question.
- gavindoyle, on 10/12/2007, -6/+70It would have been funnier if the last line had read: "I'd rather blow up 10,000 people than let another 9/11 happen."
- celeronxl, on 10/12/2007, -5/+63@DiggityMcDigg
Your avatar looks familiar. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+51Dear people-asking-if-this-is-a-joke-or-not,
are you ***** retarded? - SpaceDreamer, on 10/12/2007, -4/+48Do they have stickers saying "Do not detonate" on their cars in Boston?
- k1down, on 10/12/2007, -4/+46Fallout memories. Sneaking time bombs on people. What a game.
- 16777216, on 10/12/2007, -6/+47@ vaxcat
Some one set him up the bomb... ***** - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+44That's precisely the sort of sticker a terrorist would stick on his car! Blow 'em up, boys, and don't forget that we can't take ANY chances--this is a post-9/11 world!
- connor2k, on 10/12/2007, -2/+38When are people going to RTFA before asking stupid questions?
Wait...does this count as one? - ayeroxor, on 10/12/2007, -8/+42Allow me to fix your syntax:
10 Print "Stupid Spammer"
20 goto Hell - jjcechva, on 10/12/2007, -5/+26Lets blow up our citizens...to stop terrorism.
- minorthreat, on 10/12/2007, -3/+23the terrorist have already won long ago... around the time when certain freedoms were taken away in the name of security
- CannedMango, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21Best quote ever:
"You can never be too careful," said O'Hara. "I'd rather blow up a hundred innocent people if I can prevent another 9/11."
Cheers to BBSpot!
Jeers to everyone too stupid to spot satire. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+19"yah, what's "blow up"?"
you know, like your girlfriend... - gomezfreak, on 10/12/2007, -3/+19If you cant tell its a joke, write to your representatives and let em know what public schools did for your shriveled gray matter.
- reiner15, on 10/12/2007, -4/+20IT'S A JOKE PEOPLE
- jackhole, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15Actually, terrorists would probably drive cars without the bumper sticker, in order to attract less attention. We should probably blow up those cars as well.
- cawpin, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17Wow, you're dumb.
- calvinosaurus, on 10/12/2007, -3/+18bawilson:
"Sometimes passing gas is an offense punishable by being blown up. It can be pretty dangerous!"
@ fatdog
got your corroborating information right here:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/69665992.html - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15"It's a real shame that stupidity isn't painful"-Anton LeVey
- Cyber_Akuma, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15ayeroxor:
Compile error, line 2: label "Hell" not found - tdhurst, on 10/12/2007, -14/+27@DiggityMcDigg
Good god...you are an IDIOT. - DiggLurker, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14You laugh but this pretty much happened in DC. This Chinese guy (who actually was nuts) was just standing still with his luggage, looking at a federal building. He didn't move or respond to people talking to him, so a swat team tackled him and blew up his luggage.
- CraigCarlyle, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14You know what's hilarious? Boston's police force has ***** up so bad in the past that some people aren't sure if this is true or not.
- davidadam, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14What's it like to be a complete idiot? Does it hurt at all?
- Homerr, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Brilliant! The terrorists in Iraq are ahead of us on this one, they are already blowing up their citizens to kill themselves.
- Gryffydd, on 10/12/2007, -11/+22Holy crap, you people really, really need to get a clue. You're the kind of people who contacted The Onion to ask where you could get the smokeable nicotine sticks after they ran that issue. It's called SATIRE, if you pay attention you might notice that.
- keithwired, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13guess there's a lot of Boston diggers...
- klang, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13Is that one of them oxy morons I hears about?
- ATHEISTinHELL, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9you cant be to careful in post 1/31 world
- jgreene777, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10diggity is a bbeliever.
- hernam19, on 10/12/2007, -4/+12" I always told him that down jacket made him look puffy."
po'girl, she seems so dreaded from this... - Chull, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10No loitering, violators will be exploded.
- zwilliams, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9The sad thing is, even as joke... it is also quite possible to happen in Boston.
- webcrumb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7"He didn't ... respond to people talking to him"
Damn non-English speakers... I mean, if you're standing in the US you'd better make sure you can speak English...
(Just imagine hearing a loud noise over a megaphone and not having a clue what is being said. Standing in front of you, talking to your face, OK. But if they suspect a bomb, who's likely to do that?) - ZeroMP, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Why do I get the feeling that your comment made much more sense in your own head than it did to anyone who read it?
- reiner15, on 10/12/2007, -4/+11would have been cooler if it wasn't posted in the first reply
- erikt311, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Might as well bury them all then. Hell bury digg.com because people are stupid.
- oneaustin, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7I though that the article was the funniest thing ever, until i read the comments of people who thought it was a true story. THAT is hilarious!
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