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- pleeker, on 11/10/2007, -0/+27They should have flown him in. The airport TSA guys would never have found him in the suitcase.
- bruceyb, on 11/09/2007, -6/+20I say we should just let him in. Effort like this needs to commended.
- Dokument, on 11/09/2007, -1/+14I for one welcome our new mutated immigrant overlords.
- yikiad, on 11/09/2007, -0/+8jesus norris would kick his ass
- ipaiba, on 11/09/2007, -2/+9The lengths people go to in order to cross borders are amazing. Imagine if people put that sort of effort into everything they did.
- doctechnical, on 11/09/2007, -1/+8But potentially a carrion bag, if her were left in there too long.
- Error601, on 11/10/2007, -2/+8What is he thinking? Doesn't he read Internet sites and know the US sucks and there's no reason to come here?
- kirkio, on 11/09/2007, -1/+7The DNA can repair itself as long as it wasn't exposed to too much ionizing radiation. Just running him through the machine I don't think will do too much harm.
- mphree, on 11/09/2007, -2/+8Jesus Estrada? That is a badass name.
- dillyhoo, on 11/09/2007, -0/+5The human body is pretty resilient to radiation, going through an x-ray once won't kill you. Besides, sperm health is probably not one of his major concerns right now.
- Gustomucho, on 11/09/2007, -0/+4"The large suitcase was in the back seat of a car.
The driver, 42-year-old Martin Enriquez Hernandez of Denver, was charged with alien smuggling."
Sir, could you open that suitcase ?
Why do you think there should be any Xray involved? - zomgwaffles, on 11/09/2007, -0/+4"This is not the suitcase you are looking for . . "
- Grumps, on 11/11/2007, -0/+4Its cheaper through ground. And they weight too much for shipment :)
- cha5e, on 11/09/2007, -0/+4Go visit the Haus am Checkpoint Charley. It's a museum in Berlin showing lots of interesting ways people were smuggled out of East Germany. One display showed two suitcases next to each other, with the right side of the left suitcase, and left side of the right suitcase removed. A person was squeezed in there on a train trip. In another display, a person-sized chunk was cut out of the foam of a car seat, and a person sat there, was covered up with a sheet, and another person sat on top of her. Looked just like the 2nd person was sitting on a regular car seat. Yet another display talked about some 20-somethings who built a tunnel under the wall, but wouldn't let their elderly neighbors help. So the old folks made their own tunnel, which was much better than the young people's. Very interesting stuff.
- Hetman, on 11/09/2007, -0/+3Bring out the gimp.
- Dokument, on 11/09/2007, -0/+2http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3982166130 ...
- inactive, on 11/10/2007, -1/+3It's just because the border agents don't get the metric system.
- strum40, on 11/10/2007, -0/+2Now Homeland security is going to have be on the look out for Shiites AND Samsonites.
- ePuck, on 11/09/2007, -0/+2Apparently there is better security on our borders than in our jails :) Someone snuck out of jail in a cellmate's suitcase last week! With only 2 weeks left on the sentence.
Maybe when they get caught they will say it was an accident. I fell asleep in my friend's suitcase... - cptnteneal, on 11/09/2007, -1/+3At least it wasn't a 8 heads in a duffel bag.
- Azlen, on 11/09/2007, -0/+2They don't x-ray bags at the border crossings. There are typically very long lines at the border crossing and you are normally with the custom official for no more than a minute or two. If something looks suspicious they will send you to a secondary inspection where they will check your car, open bags etc. This guy obviously raised some suspicions and was sent to the secondary inspection.
- floridiot2, on 11/09/2007, -0/+1..............whoosh..................
- vango, on 11/09/2007, -1/+2"the main in the bag was 5-foot-7"... thats a short main, main.
- mrjit, on 11/09/2007, -0/+1You don't know about the Masonic/Alien-base conspiracy involving DIA?
- Grova, on 11/09/2007, -1/+2Definitely not a "carry-on" bag.
- mphree, on 11/09/2007, -0/+1Wait.... what?!
- pilot3033, on 11/09/2007, -0/+1I think he's talking about the NORAD facility in the Rockies.
- BlackJackJester, on 11/10/2007, -4/+5The driver should be fined $100,000 and have his drivers license revoked for 5 years. The guy trying to get in should be tossed on a bus back to Mexico city. The risk needs to outweigh the reward.
- geodescent, on 11/09/2007, -0/+1http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Denver_Airport. ...
- scrimaxinc, on 11/09/2007, -0/+1In the submitters defense, it says that in the article.
- inactive, on 11/10/2007, -0/+1Well, there's two votes the hildabitch won't receive . . . .
- inactive, on 11/09/2007, -0/+1No, I live in Denver and all these tin foil hat wearing NWO advocates believe that there is a base built underneath the airport here.
Morons. - SeniorZo, on 11/11/2007, -0/+1That's hilarious. I'm from El Paso...this kind of sh#! happens all the time.
- helloyamadotcom, on 11/09/2007, -0/+1Who said anything about sperm? Remember your normal cells have DNA which contains genes needed for protein synthesis. If these genes are altered in a certain way, a cell may become rampant and uninhibitedly divide--also known to many as cancer.
- solid12345, on 11/10/2007, -0/+1A follow up to this story, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid proposes we give him a driver's license, free healthcare, college tuition and one American worker to be laid off so his job can be given to him.
- ubergeek09, on 11/09/2007, -0/+1That's hilarious, I wish I had a suitcase that big.
- hmunkey, on 11/09/2007, -0/+1Mexico would be a utopia.
- hmunkey, on 11/09/2007, -0/+1Well, I can't really go to Berlin right now.
- inactive, on 11/09/2007, -0/+1Umm what border and what customs?
- codebuster11, on 11/09/2007, -0/+0Reminds me of The Police song of the same name...
Heres a link to the song:
http://dadabase.ca/goodies/09%20Man%20In%20A%20Sui ... - Oea420, on 11/09/2007, -1/+0Wow.. an industrial x-ray hahah...
Maybe now when he becomes distressed his eyes will turn black and people will start dropping dead... that would be pretty boring though - rocknroll4ever, on 11/10/2007, -2/+1 Amazing how they catch a 160 pound man in a suitcase...but somehow a 1000 kilos or more a day of drugs gets through to line the pockets of dealers and the ones in law enfocement !!!!
- inactive, on 11/09/2007, -1/+0Right - move to Mexico gringo and see how much you like it.
- Fkb797, on 11/09/2007, -4/+2Think he forgot his toothbrush?
- ronaldinho, on 11/10/2007, -4/+2no pics? Pics or it didn't happen! I want to see how they did this
- inactive, on 11/09/2007, -3/+1Hahah! Good one!
- bightchee, on 11/09/2007, -4/+1Muchacho Viejo?
- smasho, on 11/09/2007, -7/+2I for one wish you'd stop using that idiotic meme.
- WordsnCollision, on 11/09/2007, -8/+3Can you imagine what the industrial-strength x-ray machines they use for cargo did to his DNA? Do they use industrial-strength x-ray machines for cargo?
- oyeoye, on 11/09/2007, -5/+0Imagine this guy's level of desperation...trying to survive in this big bad world!


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