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  • DrywallThief, on 01/27/2008, -40/+631Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
    • yohnstoppable, on 01/27/2008, -24/+124Like PUNCHING someone in the dark
      • d03boy, on 01/27/2008, -23/+9Maybe I didn't get your "joke" ... but punching someone in the dark still has victims doesn't it?
      • kyleain, on 01/27/2008, -41/+2Because you said so, and whatever the evil one pretending to be God says is true, is true. Not. Learn the definition of evidence. Hint: it doesn't mean whatever the history and science ignorant says is true. For more information on what hypocritical, untrustworthy, truth-hiding, liars your kind is, see:

        http://digg.com/world_news/Darwin_Was_a_Liar_The_T ...

        "Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come." - Matthew 12:32

        "Then the king told the attendants, 'Tie him hand and foot, and throw him outside, into the darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.'" - Matthew 22:13

        "He will cut him to pieces and assign him a place with the hypocrites, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth." - Matthew 24:51

        "And throw that worthless servant outside, into the darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.'" - Matthew 25:30
        • ohhoe, on 01/28/2008, -2/+20Drink the kool - aid, please.
        • danjwray, on 01/28/2008, -0/+17Passages from the bible are not evidence that the bible contains truth. For instance;

          I am God. Evidence?

          "I am God" - Me, just now.
        • Lanlost, on 01/28/2008, -1/+5You sound like you think you are smart. Good job!
        • Calloused, on 01/28/2008, -0/+10"If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her." Deuteronomy 22:28-29

          Did it work for me? Do I look smarter now that I have quoted the bible?
        • sotopheavy, on 01/28/2008, -0/+4This guy is going to be dugg down all the way to hell. The very place he is trying to avoid by being a religious jackass. How Ironic.
      • Lanlost, on 01/28/2008, -1/+8Dugg for EMPHASIS
    • UNCCEJ1010, on 01/27/2008, -46/+14until God smites you with a lightning bolt.
      Oh wait...
      • dildoolielly, on 01/27/2008, -42/+17You would like that wouldn't you? How dare someone say something bad about your virgin raping, childish fool "Bible-God"?~!
        • xsuite, on 01/27/2008, -7/+13***** you.
        • Mejogid, on 01/27/2008, -6/+28It's douches like you that prejudice people against atheists.
          • DarkSamus, on 01/27/2008, -12/+8the difference is that he is right
          • rainyman, on 01/28/2008, -4/+3Look at what a hypocrite you are. Who's to say this guy is an atheist?
          • Blandyman, on 01/28/2008, -3/+3He just called God a rapist. The chances of him being a Christian are slim.
          • rainyman, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1And all non Christians are atheists. Right.
        • rainyman, on 01/27/2008, -12/+1And pussies like you that fear prejudice.
          • LordVance, on 01/27/2008, -2/+12It is not a fear of prejudice by any means; merely, it is a realization that when a good portion of your population behaves like assholes then the credibility of your entire population is in jeopardy.
          • SnowCrashv5, on 01/27/2008, -6/+1go choke on a wafer, er, i mean the body of Christ.
          • TheGuruStud, on 01/27/2008, -4/+1lordvance

            Rofl, then christians have NO ROOM to talk.

            I still can't reply correctly with this ***** comment system!
          • rainyman, on 01/27/2008, -4/+1I'm not an atheist for the street cred.
      • UNCCEJ1010, on 01/27/2008, -0/+15wow, i meant "oh wait... he's never done that to anyone"
        jeez man, breathe a little
      • LeeSoong, on 01/28/2008, -0/+4Odin and Thor take no offense to such humor,
        you need not worry about lightning bolts...
    • soot, on 01/27/2008, -18/+6OH NO U DINT
    • nikkesen, on 01/27/2008, -5/+98It's not a crime. Period. What is this, the dark ages?
      • mickhead, on 01/27/2008, -1/+42Yes, look around.
      • Malchus89, on 01/28/2008, -9/+1Dark Ages? THIS IS DIGG! [kicks "nikkesen" into well as metal theme starts playing.]
        • Blandyman, on 01/28/2008, -0/+4You've had 8 months to prepare and didn't do it right. What a shame :(
    • warriorscot, on 01/27/2008, -7/+1Hell since when was it a crime let alone have victims(other than those who get slapped by old priests of course).
      • nigh7dagger, on 01/28/2008, -2/+3Let's go with the Middle Ages for 300.
    • gmiley, on 01/27/2008, -8/+62This picture reminded me of a joke:

      Q. Why do all women love Jesus?



      A. (Hold your arms out) Because he's hung like this!
      • pendrachken, on 01/27/2008, -6/+20Jesus walks into an inn, hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says..... can you put me up for the night? - Brandon Lee, in "The Crow"
      • Rikkochet, on 01/28/2008, -0/+5Q: What do you call this? (Hold your arms out)

        A: A ***** way to spend Easter.
        • Calloused, on 01/28/2008, -0/+5Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
          They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
      • sotopheavy, on 01/28/2008, -0/+2~~~Ramen~~~
    • darthom, on 01/27/2008, -17/+5You can only blaspheme when you do or say something directed at someone's faith system. It is largely intentional, meaning you are aware of your act and its affect. If it is not part of your own belief system, the act is that much more malicious. If it is part of your belief system, your act is also directed against yourself. Since there is a target that can be hurt by such an act, there is, therefore, a victim. And, if alone in the forest, where you cannot be seen or heard, there is a victim, and it is you. For you to intentionally carry out a blasphemous act, in private or not, exemplifies your own stupidity. But, if done out of ignorance, you fall within the very small minority and should be forgiven for the singular lapse. So, nimrod, educate your brain a little more before spouting such vacuous statements. Unless, of course, you do not mind being known as a stupid person.
      • sarixe, on 01/27/2008, -1/+12BLASHPHEMY!
        • LeeSoong, on 01/28/2008, -4/+6But it is O.K. for Christians to insult every other religion on Earth ?

          "You worship a false god demon, but My God is the One True God!!!"

          Atheism = Christianity - 1.
          • sarixe, on 01/28/2008, -0/+2Who was that at?
          • LeeSoong, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1Sorry, sarixe - not you!

            The digg comment system said 'session timed out' a few time, even though I just logged in, and the comment ended up down here instead of up a few levels?

            I think there is some time limit on replies or limit to the depth of the nesting ?

            I found your retort both witty and succinct!


            (same problem with this post too ! )
      • Narcism, on 01/27/2008, -5/+14If you like Jesus so much, why don't you marry him.
      • JohnFrum, on 01/27/2008, -1/+8Just to make sure I understand you right, if I stub my toe and the pain makes me cry out "***** God in the face!" it's ok but if I tell you to "Go ***** God in the face" with the intent of pissing you off, that would be blaspheme? What if I stubbed my toe in a church?
        • FoxtrotYankee, on 01/28/2008, -0/+4***** god in the face? I bet that would be an insanely good blowjob!

          I've just found a new answer to the question: "What would it take for you to believe in god?"
        • darthom, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1You would have a sore toe in a church. If said out loud as you propose you would appear a sufferer of Tourettes Syndrome. As to your opening assumption, you did not get it right.
    • BeyondGoodNEvil, on 01/27/2008, -2/+4"I love you THIS much"-Mimi on Drew Carey.
    • Isidore, on 01/27/2008, -13/+12It's safe to blaspheme Christian symbols - no one will try to kill you - haven't tried for a few hundred years.

      OK brave boys - try blaspheming Islam eg Muhammad cartoons, Theo van Gogh, Muhammad teddy bears, Satanic Verses, even changing from Islam to another religion merits death. If you believe in freedom try ridiculing aspects of Islam - target satire constructively http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
    • lex0nyc, on 01/27/2008, -2/+3Let them make light.
    • Trax91, on 01/27/2008, -8/+3Saw this a week ago on Reddit.
    • DarkDx, on 01/27/2008, -2/+331. Steal Image from 4chan
      2. Post in your blog
      3. ????
      4. Profit!
    • nebion, on 01/27/2008, -3/+12I've always wondered why anyone even considers anything "blasphemy", much less thinks it should be punishable. Are they so insecure in their beliefs, or do they think that they god(s) are so insecure that they would be offended by such trivialities?
      • darthom, on 01/28/2008, -4/+2Why do you use words and phrases that make others appear less than yourself? It seems to me, for you to truly understand, as you suggest from the length of your wonderment, characterizing your subject in a perjorative manner would close you off from your desire.
        • Jandels, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1The length of my wonderment is large indeed after reading your words and phrases.
    • themastersb, on 01/28/2008, -1/+5Buried as spam.
    • protogenxl, on 01/28/2008, -4/+4Holy Water??? Where is my Acid?
    • metric7, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1They're not going to hell for blasphemy...
    • TheOneTrueGod, on 01/28/2008, -7/+0"Blasphemy is a victimless crime." I disagree.
  • xb00t, on 01/27/2008, -23/+123It's fun to stay at the...
  • NiceGuyMike, on 01/27/2008, -11/+233The 70s finally pay off
    • SemiSarcastic, on 01/27/2008, -16/+4The only thing good about that decade was the theatrical release of Alien back in '79.
      • marcomc2, on 01/27/2008, -1/+18What are you talking about. Seventies horror movies, Hunter S, Thompson writing and writing, some pretty decent music (incredible music compared to music nowadays), and some of the greatest Kung-Fu movies of all time! You're crazy.
      • alphaterminus, on 01/28/2008, -0/+5Mork and Mindy, bitch.
      • lotsa1s, on 01/28/2008, -0/+3Page, Plant, Jones, and Bonham.

        If you're confused, kill yourself.
    • Asianwaste, on 01/27/2008, -0/+13Disco Jesus
      • joshuabowers, on 01/28/2008, -0/+18Okay everybody, for my next miracle, I'm going to turn water into.... Funk!
        • Asianwaste, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1Every miracle performed summons a disco ball floating in the sky.
    • EgaoNoGenki, on 01/27/2008, -3/+3That could be taken literally too- It usually takes 30 years to pay off mortgages...
  • Sucka27, on 01/27/2008, -19/+165I just spit Milwaukees Best all over my keyboard. Thanks, go to hell.
    • iamlXl, on 01/27/2008, -5/+229Christ, that crap is better on your keyboard anyway.
      • DarkSamus, on 01/27/2008, -0/+5i bought a six pack for like 3 bucks or something, wasn't worth *****
      • tyzent, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1even natty is better than beast... it's like chugging water
    • thetedster180, on 01/27/2008, -10/+28hell isn't real
      • ChromaVita, on 01/27/2008, -1/+20And if it is, there's a good chance they're going there anyways.
      • SemiSarcastic, on 01/27/2008, -2/+4Yes, humanity can do much better I hear.
      • LeeSoong, on 01/28/2008, -1/+4hell - Never mentioned in the Bible.
        Hel is a goddess of the land of the dead:
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hel_(goddess)

        When J.C. spoke to crowds about ending up in the Gahenna trash dump / land fill - he literally meant that if people continued to waste their lives in bad behavior and errors, their bodies would end up dumped in the trash...

        http://www.comparative-religion.com/articles/jesus ...

        So get a good job, buy a nice plot someplace, and make sure your living will and will have clear outlines on how to dispose of your corpse after you die.

        Get good life insurance and make sure funeral costs get covered too,
        don't stick the bill with your surviving family members...

        ( If you're really generous - you could always donate your organs or donate your whole body to science... )

        If you're really rich - get buried in space, the ocean, launched into the sun,
        or sent to Mars for fun...
    • Vowieotw, on 01/27/2008, -9/+64Miller is like sex on the beach. ***** too close to water.
      • beargrylls, on 01/27/2008, -8/+4Miller =/= The Beast
      • jjpertusch, on 01/27/2008, -2/+24terrific joke cool guy, but he didn't say Miller.
        • Vorin, on 01/27/2008, -1/+2..or on the beach.
          it's in a canoe
          /split hair
        • CZzyzx41, on 01/27/2008, -5/+4Yes but when referring to "Milwaukee's Best" one just assumes that one means Miller. One cannot possibly be referring to the beer CALLED Milwaukees Best OR Pabst Blue Ribbon OR any other beer that is or was brewed in Milwaukee.

          Come to think of it...has a truly decent beer EVER come from Milwaukee?
        • JaggedEdge, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2Leinenkugels out of Chippewa Falls is good... :D
        • DarkSamus, on 01/27/2008, -0/+5milwaukee's best is made by miller
      • Chompy, on 01/27/2008, -1/+6I know you heard your brother say that and all the big kids thought that it was funny, but why don't you leave the beer jokes for the people who are old enough to drink it?
      • djbon2112, on 01/27/2008, -3/+17What do American beer and having sex in a canoe have in common? Both are ***** close to water!

        /Canadian
        • DarkSamus, on 01/27/2008, -0/+3in that case, bring it to guinness
        • stigma15, on 01/28/2008, -0/+2That's a gross generalization. Sam Adams and countless American micros are some of the best in the world.
          • djbon2112, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1It's a Canadian joke, since our beer is usually 4-5% while US is usually 3-4% (and we're talking mainstream beers, not microbreweries).
          • zeabu, on 02/01/2008, -0/+1You never drunk some real beer, that's clear. *cough* Belgian *cough*..
      • nlight, on 01/27/2008, -0/+3I see what you did there.
    • stigma15, on 01/27/2008, -0/+11He did you a favor.
    • jxfallout, on 01/27/2008, -0/+8"Milwaukee's Best" it ain't (this coming from a proud Wisconsinite who enjoys beer, especially Miller products)!
    • SwitchXFactor, on 01/27/2008, -3/+5Drink some real beer. The only excuse to ever drink that pass water is with the ONLY intention of being drunk, and seeing you are reading digg, i'm assuming that is not the case.

      Go buy some real beer.
      • Sucka27, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1I do drink real beer, but I drink ***** beer too. I have 2 bombers of The Abyss in my cellar, possibly the best beer ever brewed.
    • aussieNickuss, on 01/27/2008, -1/+8There must be a ton of diggers keyboards that have been thrown out. I've lost count of how many times someone has said they've spat/coughed/sprayed coffee/beer/chips over their keyboard from reading something funny.
      • JoeDiggsIt, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1Yeah, for me alone I think I've vomited/spewed coffee/some other sugary liquid on my keyboard.
      • schlottj, on 01/29/2008, -0/+0i take my keyboard apart and clean it once a week, i mean

        i have a stockpile in the closest cus im loaded
    • kamikaze87, on 01/28/2008, -7/+5Suprise suprise, someone references a beer that someone disapproves of and all of Digg flips a *****. Hey Beer Nazi's, us college kids drink this piss beer because it's cheap!

      • SinkToTheBeat, on 01/28/2008, -4/+7No you drink piss beer because you have no class.
    • floatingpoints, on 01/28/2008, -1/+8This post is peculiar.

      I mean, why go the extra mile to say "Milwaukee's Best" instead of just "beer"?

      Poster is either underage or a MB employee.
      • Sucka27, on 01/28/2008, -2/+1Talk about micromanaging comments. Btw, I'm 34 and a Microsoft employee. There goes your job as a profiler.
        • sponeil, on 01/28/2008, -1/+1Still. Milwaukee's Best? I remember drinking two of those when I was a teen, and I puked my guts out. I wasn't hung over. Hell, I wasn't even buzzed. It just plain made me sick.
    • pcdescha, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1Gotta love "the beast"
  • skyfire1, on 01/27/2008, -17/+7I'm doing it right now.
  • 0rion16, on 01/27/2008, -28/+102Milwaukee's Best is beer blasphemy, you've reserved yourself a molten rock next to these guys.
  • eternal464, on 01/27/2008, -22/+2so bad, but so great, but so bad
  • callmejack07, on 01/27/2008, -14/+274Jesus would approve of this... come on guys... Jesus said love everyone, including a group of gay men known as the village people.
    • dildoolielly, on 01/27/2008, -28/+11Do you really think there was a Jesus? Eyewitness name?
      • GrObserver, on 01/27/2008, -8/+17Do YOU really think there was a Julius Caesar? Eyewitness? They are about the same on the FACT that they did exist. After that's established, then you can make up your own mind about what they actually said or did.
        • dildoolielly, on 01/27/2008, -8/+9I am not asking anyone to prove Julius Caesar. Why must you nutbars always change the subject? You always do this.

          150 replies 300 digg downs so far and not ONE eyewitness account of this "Jesus Christ" fella?

          Its just a question!
        • imperium2000, on 01/27/2008, -4/+10You the five independent(from differing sources) and differing accounts of Julius Ceaser and several originals of those documents that we have in museums? We have statues of him.

          Now please provide the same evidence for Jesus of Nazareth.
        • DarkSamus, on 01/27/2008, -0/+3hail caesar!
        • LilJimmyNordin, on 01/28/2008, -1/+9I've never had a Jesus salad. I rest my case.
        • CaliCutin, on 01/28/2008, -3/+1Julius Ceasar's witness?? Biggus Dickus!!
      • Skardhamar, on 01/27/2008, -8/+9Having doubt about the existance of Jesus is pretty dumb. The historians widely agree that he in fact did exist, in a history-source-way. Who he was is more disputed.
        • dildoolielly, on 01/27/2008, -1/+8"The Historians"? "The" Historians, huh? lol

          • directedition, on 01/28/2008, -2/+1Yes. Historians. Who else would? Carpenters? Jesus is widely described as one of the dozen of prophets at the time. There are account of many many men with similar powers and miracles. Jesus was just one that caught on.
        • EarlOfLade, on 01/28/2008, -2/+9Quite the opposite, there is not one single shred of evidence for the jesus of the bible, none whatsoever. The few found have been established as forgeries. You need to check with your biblical scholars and if they are honest enough they will concur with me.
          Else, do some research yourself rather than swallow what your preacher touts.
      • CZzyzx41, on 01/27/2008, -4/+11Historians actually agree that there were hundreds of people named Jesus in just that area of the world. Whether any of them preached or taught or claimed to be the son of God is up for debate. There were a lot of people named Jesus. There still are. I went to school with a few. None of them were worthy of talking to much less worshiping.
        • dildoolielly, on 01/27/2008, -0/+10Some Historians also believe the Jesus who's been advising Bush and told him there would be no US casualties in Iraq is actually Jesus Guittierez, 38, an employee of Taco Bell down the street from the White House. Our Leader got confused by his name tag and has been directing foreign policy based on his advice ever since... More to follow.
          • djpants428, on 01/27/2008, -0/+4I only ever let Jesus advise me on FourthMeal...
      • LeeSoong, on 01/28/2008, -2/+11Sure, Jesus and Fernando built my neighbor's patio
        - nice work at a good price !
    • peregrine, on 01/27/2008, -0/+4I totally agree.
    • HunterSeeker42, on 01/27/2008, -1/+6Only one of them was gay, anyway. I think it was the indian.

      Don't ask me how I know this.
    • Kr1ngle0, on 01/27/2008, -1/+5Try telling that to Westboro baptist church.
    • annenk38, on 01/28/2008, -1/+1Making fun of a graven image is no blasphemy.
  • Hipple, on 01/27/2008, -14/+35Don't think I'd have the balls to do that in front of the other people at the museum...
    • MillionsLivio, on 01/27/2008, -5/+61Panzy.
    • HotDogBun, on 01/27/2008, -11/+4Than you certainly don;t have any balls.
      • Vorin, on 01/27/2008, -0/+15I believe the word you were looking for is "Then."
      • CZzyzx41, on 01/27/2008, -0/+8what do you care about balls, Mr "I am built to hold sausages"?
    • Fordi, on 01/27/2008, -4/+12I would. That ***** would be SWEET.
    • mywhitenoise, on 01/27/2008, -1/+5I'd do it, but it would be hard finding 2 other people to complete it. That and I only go to church for funerals.
  • MillionsLivio, on 01/27/2008, -37/+188There is no hell, laugh it up.
    • hugemuscles, on 01/27/2008, -4/+60um.. accidental comment, bury me
      • Namaha, on 01/28/2008, -0/+25Don't you tell ME what to do
        • rkef, on 01/28/2008, -4/+8I've studied Digg long and hard, and this is precisely where someone would reply to you both, trying to get in on the funny, and fail, getting dugg down something fierce.

          So, without further ado...

          my balls. yep. my balls.
    • jmaxwell, on 01/27/2008, -1/+7....fuzzball
    • Asianwaste, on 01/27/2008, -0/+14But there is a disco inferno
    • CZzyzx41, on 01/27/2008, -2/+2Yes there is. It's in Michigan.

      Insert "It IS Michigan" joke here...
    • HunterSeeker42, on 01/27/2008, -0/+2Michigan? You must be thinking of New Jersey.

      Tell the robot devil that I want his golden fiddle!
    • mllawso, on 01/27/2008, -1/+4 Some things in life are bad
      They can really make you mad
      Other things just make you swear and curse.
      When you're chewing on life's gristle
      Don't grumble, give a whistle
      And this'll help things turn out for the best...

      And...always look on the bright side of life...
      Always look on the light side of life...
  • ropers, on 01/27/2008, -31/+12I don't get it. Could someone enlighten me?
  • luskin, on 01/27/2008, -48/+11INSPIRATIONAL POSTER PARODIES: I'm getting pretty sick of them.
    • se7en11, on 01/27/2008, -1/+36blasphemy!
    • Bartboy919, on 01/27/2008, -2/+37You sir are going to hell, a hell full of... ANTI-PASTA
    • peaceninja, on 01/27/2008, -1/+23GETTING DUGG DOWN: it's happened to you.
  • chetanthaker, on 01/27/2008, -60/+3Either they're Jews, or they're SO going to hell for this !
    • LilJimmyNordin, on 01/28/2008, -0/+8I wish a million Thetans upon you.
  • chicoer2001, on 01/27/2008, -7/+222Good thing they werent making fun of Scientolgy. They might been sued or had someone following them.
    • Picaroon, on 01/27/2008, -4/+29Or Mohammad. Then they'd have a fatwa on them and they'd have to hide like Salman.
    • MaTT2011, on 01/27/2008, -3/+3Yah, they just have to deal with people telling them they are going to burn in hell for all eternity =D (quick question; does co$ believe in a hell? Or is it the whole thatans in the body make your life a "hell" of sorts? No extra dimensions [hell/heaven] rather different places within physical reality?)

      As crazy as Co$ is i guess threatening people to an eternity of pain gets to people on a deep seeded, primal, kind of level; fear of death, the desire to live forever and how ones chosen system of morals plays into such concepts. Both are, in my opinion, despicable attempts at manipulation but i'm still tempted to say that Co$ has the edge on the "evil" scale simply because they charge people to be saved and pursue non-believers (sp's) and ex-members old school catholic medieval stylee.

      Bah, this is all irrelevant =D Good times.
      • Ramble, on 01/27/2008, -1/+2I don't believe so, they just believe in trillions of years of nothingness.
      • MaTT2011, on 01/27/2008, -2/+1Trillions of years of nothingness you say? Huh, thats a bit rough....or not, because, well....its nothing......oh noes! My brain dunz axeplodeds!
    • tim710, on 01/27/2008, -2/+2ya, but now they're going to be crusaded on.
  • aaron117, on 01/27/2008, -8/+163I think even Jesus is laughing at this one.
    • dildoolielly, on 01/27/2008, -13/+21so is Santa Claus, and the Tooth fairy just gave a good chuckle
    • skyshock1, on 01/27/2008, -8/+21Jesus of Nazareth died 2000 years ago. I think the only thing he's doing right now is providing nitrogen to the soil.
      • MaTT2011, on 01/27/2008, -7/+1Heeeyyy Oooooh! Very nice! I see what you did there ;D

        +500 points for you, sir!
        • Skardhamar, on 01/27/2008, -13/+3Jesus didnt die, he was raised to heaven, to judge the good from the bad on judgement day.
          • LeeSoong, on 01/28/2008, -1/+4Ah, funny, I saw that movie 10 times, and I didn't see him - was he behind Arnold ?
      • Energon, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1*****, 2000 years ago? The dude was really fat.
    • BeyondGoodNEvil, on 01/27/2008, -6/+7Yes, Jesus is laughing at it... FROM HELL! Actually, there's hardly any evidence that he even existed. Major historians of the time didn't mention him.
      • digitalspecx, on 01/28/2008, -1/+0Flavius Josephus
        http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/08522a.htm
        And just because people believe Christ was not insane his whole life and therefore truly is the Son of God, doesn't mean he didn't exist. Let's not go overboard here.
      • iloveGod08, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1I'd love to hear your sources.
        • BeyondGoodNEvil, on 01/29/2008, -0/+3I came across this a while back http://www.truthbeknown.com/origins.htm

          Basically, all the components of the Jesus story pre-date it by thousands of years, such as 12 disciples, virgin birth, wise men, rising from the dead etc. It's likely the story was composed by these past myths.
    • JesusChrst, on 01/28/2008, -2/+0You're right.
  • dksupremacy, on 01/27/2008, -14/+56This joke is old as that jesus painting
    • trizzlelv, on 01/27/2008, -24/+11not possible. The YMCA (or America for that matter) wasn't invented yet when this painting was made!
      • KingBabi, on 01/27/2008, -5/+4Woosh!
      • bryik, on 01/27/2008, -0/+5Well I am sure glad they "invented" America. And that paintings "construction" was pure genius.
        • LeeSoong, on 01/28/2008, -0/+3Clearly,
          the whole universe and history of mankind was
          Intelligently Designed as the set up for this photo humor.

          Do you think it was all random ?
      • r3negadeX, on 08/11/2008, -0/+6*facepalm*
  • vacax, on 01/27/2008, -33/+15Hey guys let's all Digg funny images from two years ago haha so fun. Buried for being older than Jesus.
    • HotDogBun, on 01/27/2008, -5/+32Shouldn;t you be outside screaming 'GET OFF MY LAWN!!" ??
    • Chompy, on 01/27/2008, -3/+12Vacax, I'm so glad that you have decided to let the rest of us know that you've seen this image before.
  • SemiSarcastic, on 01/27/2008, -26/+3I dunno...If there really was a hell, would you really wanna go there?
    • Genshinx, on 01/27/2008, -2/+16I dunno... if there really wasn't a hell, would you want to waste your life worrying about it?
      • SemiSarcastic, on 01/27/2008, -6/+1Yeah, but I can't say my life and how I act would be any different than before.
        • ApeInago, on 01/27/2008, -2/+6so it is mere convinience that you worry about THAT hell, and not some other hell?
          • SemiSarcastic, on 01/27/2008, -4/+1When it comes right down to it all hells are basically the same, doesn't really matter as long as its there.
          • DogBotherer, on 01/27/2008, -0/+7Or not. In any event, who would seriously want to worship a god who would torture its creations mercilessly for an eternity just for making rational decisions on the basis of (no) evidence exactly as it had "designed" them to?
        • LeeSoong, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1Well, the intertubes say 8,724,560 people are already living in New Jersey ...
    • notque, on 01/27/2008, -3/+20... And if there really were Unicorns, wouldn't you want to ride them?
    • wolferz, on 01/27/2008, -4/+9kinky demon babes or hot angle babes... kinky demon babes or hot angel babes...
    • HotDogBun, on 01/27/2008, -3/+17I would. Not a hard decision, hang out with jimi hendrix and bill hicks or hang out with, well, christians.
      • SemiSarcastic, on 01/27/2008, -5/+2Yeah, but, hell I don't think is a four star resort.
        • HotDogBun, on 01/27/2008, -2/+5I would rather burn in hell with cool people than float around on clouds with douchebags.
          • SemiSarcastic, on 01/27/2008, -5/+1Most "cool people" are douchbags last I heard.
          • Ramble, on 01/27/2008, -1/+4Douchebags, but they're interesting. I'd rather talk to John Lennon, Hitler, Stalin, Gandhi, etc. than have a conversation with a strict catholic grandma or something.
    • bryik, on 01/27/2008, -3/+5Yes, if god sent me there because he can't take a ***** joke. Why would I want to hang around such an unfunny prick for all eternity?
  • natedigity, on 01/27/2008, -42/+7this pic is old....

    not funny either. the anti- Jesus jokes are played out.
    • HotDogBun, on 01/27/2008, -3/+18how is this an anti jesus joke?

      Jesus is played out.
    • Fordi, on 01/27/2008, -1/+14What's anti-Jesus about including him in modern culture?
    • dildoolielly, on 01/27/2008, -5/+20WE ARE NOT LAUGHING WITH YOU FUNDIES...

      We are laughing AT you............

      Either you are ignorant fools who deny scientific evidence......

      Or you are blasphemers who pretend to know the entirety of God's will and mind......

      Either way, you are wrong.....
      • Incomp3tnt, on 01/27/2008, -13/+3Who the hell dugg you up?
        • dildoolielly, on 01/28/2008, -1/+5Uh, people who rely on evidence to guide them through life instead of "magical thinking" and mythology
          • Incomp3tnt, on 01/30/2008, -0/+1Oh, I misunderstood his comment. My bad.
    • trizzlelv, on 01/27/2008, -1/+9Would you prefer more light-hearted Jesus jokes or would you rather us spread stories of molestation and violence about Jesus like the Scientologists?
  • Jadhar, on 01/27/2008, -1/+54Is it sad that I know thats the wow guild Death and Taxes?
    • HotDogBun, on 01/27/2008, -2/+49Yes.
    • bagelmaster, on 01/27/2008, -1/+24That's like an entire new level of sad...
    • Impeller, on 01/27/2008, -1/+7You just made history...
    • DemDude, on 01/27/2008, -1/+8Yes. Yes it is.
    • mj1903, on 01/27/2008, -1/+4Yes although as I was part of the guild I guess I'm even sadder?

      I even know the guy in the middle is Schmitty (also famous for the first 2v2 arena win). I forget who the other two are though.
    • shicken, on 01/28/2008, -0/+0Hah, that's the first thing I thought of when I read this. "Hey, that's DnT." I first saw the picture from it's original source, http://www.dtguilds.com when a few members of the guild went on a trip.
    • rkef, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1No, but it's sad that you printed it out and tacked it on the wall, next to a photo of your family.
  • BR3DDY, on 01/27/2008, -3/+16which is worse...this or claiming to see jesus in a garage door and having people believe you?
    both are hilarious whether intended or not.
  • RyanPT, on 01/27/2008, -3/+28As old as raptorjesus himself.
  • defsyfe, on 01/27/2008, -3/+13Old but still funny. =)♠
  • MCCULLAH, on 01/27/2008, -2/+14anyone got a higher resolution of it?
  • Supernova36, on 01/27/2008, -35/+99It's funny because God isn't real!
    • Cathinkmonkey, on 01/27/2008, -16/+1You mean, impossible? (not christian) answer please.
      • imperium2000, on 01/27/2008, -3/+22Improbable...like Zeus or Odin or Unicorns.
        • jon30041, on 01/27/2008, -0/+18Unicorns are REAL, you son of a bitch!

          ='(
      • MaTT2011, on 01/27/2008, -6/+7possible? Maybe in the, "well we can imagine a god as existing, and it does answer the current questions we dont have answers for, and provides us a warm fuzzy feeling inside where we were unable to provide one for ourselves through action, logic and general improvement." kind of way...

        but this does not equal probability, and thats what really matters. More importantly the arguments put forth for the existence of any kind of god, while occasionally being valid in structure (if its deductive), none are truly sound or provide any evidence of any sort; thus decreasing probability even further. As time goes on and human understanding of the universe evolves the god(s), and the near infinite human incarnations thereof, throughout time become increasingly less probable. Of course, no matter what, there will always be the "God of gaps" which is the argument used by most, intentionally or not, current believers to explain, to fill in the holes of human knowledge with a spiritual putty of sorts, and give answers to questions we currently do not (or maybe EVER) know. This will always be the case and thus the belief of god will continue while becoming increasingly more and more improbable.

        Of course there are those who would say that a god of any sort is, in fact, impossible because of the contradictions encountered even at the lowly human level of understanding...

        Any way you look at it its a great way of facilitating intelligent and just plain entertaining conversation.
      • RockinRoel, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1As in what this TED guy says about atheism:
        http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/113
    • nicksauce, on 01/28/2008, -2/+2My cat's breath smells like cat food.
    • TheOneTrueGod, on 01/28/2008, -5/+0"It's funny because God isn't real!" This is merely a belief - just like the opposite claim. God can not be reached with logic. And so the only reason people deal with the God subject is because Billions of people do it for thousands of years now. Btw, I could be God - not disprovable.
  • dildoolielly, on 01/27/2008, -34/+25Dear Religious Fundamentalist,

    You are probably a nice person who wants to do good things and help people. Sadly, you have been brainwashed with superstitious nonsense. According to priests and pastors, billions of non-Christians will be tortured forever in hell just because they picked the "wrong" religion. Does this make any sense to you? In reality, hell is an evil lie made up to scare people into accepting one religion or another. Do you really believe that we are surrounded by invisible angels, ghosts, and demons. I hope not! Please read the entire Bible and Koran and see if they really make any sense. Would a merciful god drown all the children in the world? Would a merciful god burn millions of people in eternal hell just because they picked the “wrong” religion? And why would god allow hundreds of priests to molest countless innocent children? The truth is that the Bible and the Koran are both nonsense. There is hope. Many former fundamentalists have overcome their childhood brainwashing and are now peaceful and clear-thinking members of society. The first step is to start asking questions. Hopefully, you will find the strength to overcome the damage that has been done to your mind at childhood by those who only loved you but knew no better. Peace.
    • Rhenthalin, on 01/27/2008, -5/+14Hey man its just a picture no need to rant...lets all just roll a fatty and chill out
    • alkaline213, on 01/27/2008, -8/+9God is as real as Santa Clause. There, I made that a little more succinct for you.
    • clifyt, on 01/27/2008, -9/+7I'm a Christian and I find this pretty dang funny.

      Why do so many people belittle Christianity as a whole...a *LOT* of charlatans that claim to be aren't and the people that seem to be brainwashed generally are...they can't read and realize that the books they support are almost 100% the opposite of how they live their lives. But that doesn't make the entire religion bad...it just follows the basic human fact that most people can't take the time to think on their own and only want to see things in a way that makes sense without much effort.

      That and lots of atheists are complete assholes too...should I blame logic for this?
      • LBobRife, on 01/27/2008, -2/+5By that reasoning athiests can just cop out by saying ***** athiests aren't true athiests. Come now.
        • Lilitou, on 01/27/2008, -2/+8Well, no, not really. Because there's no atheist doctrine that says we're all supposed to love each other. Christians do, in fact, have that.
          • dildoolielly, on 01/28/2008, -2/+5Your post is more proof that your average Atheist knows more about what is in the Bible than your average CHristian.

            Jesus said that, come Judgment Day, sinners will be gathered together and hurled into a furnace of fire where there will be uncontrollable wailing and gnashing of teeth (Matthew 13:41-42, 50). Entire cities of people who don't believe in Him will suffer a fate worse than that of Sodom and Gomorrah (Mark 6:11). Jesus said that God will take vengeance on nonbelievers by burning them "in flaming fire" (2 Thessalonians 1:7-9). The Lord will create horse-like locusts with human heads, women's hair, lion's teeth and scorpion's tails that will sting and inflict savage pain on sinners for five months (Revelation 9:7-10).

            After God sends fires, plagues and beasts God to Earth, the world will be covered in unburied dead bodies rotting everywhere while good Christians will "rejoice over them and make merry, and shall send gifts to one another" (Revelation 11:5-10). Meanwhile, the smoke of the burning, rotting bodies will ascend and plague the Earth forever (Revelation 14:10-11). And the smell will attract scavenger birds that will feast upon "the supper of the great God" (Revelation 19:17-18).

            Jesus will send an earthquake to kill 7,000 people (Revelation 11:13). He will inflict bodily sores, turn the seas and rivers to blood, scorch everyone with fire, cause people to consume their own tongues. Oh, and He'll cause horrendous storms, too (Revelation 16:1-21).

            Now, what was it you said about unconditional love? In the United States, if you engaged in the acts Jesus promised to do, you would find yourself in prison for the rest of your life. Contrary to the way you view Him, Jesus was no sissy! He doesn't sit around meekly crying over sinners not worshiping Him enough - He kills them. And then tortures them for good measure!

            So, phony Christian, continue ignoring all the parts of the New Testament you don't like, and latch onto the little nancy-boy verses you prefer. But bear in mind that the single page of the Bible you like to quote will incinerate in less than a second when your sorry ass is hurled into the furnace of an everlasting Hell!

            Praying those who pick and choose which parts of the Bible to quote are the first plunged into the fiery abyss.


          • CaptainLando, on 01/28/2008, -4/+2Before you digg dildoolielly up or bury him down, please know that he stole much of this from:
            http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/nosissy.htm ...
          • dildoolielly, on 01/29/2008, -2/+4--------""Before you digg dildoolielly up or bury him down, please know that he stole much of this from:..."-------------

            My comments come from passages found in the Bible. Did you even read my post?

            Responding to all my posts in every topic only gives the impression that you disagree because you want to. If you have any disagreements with what I said, state them. Otherwise, would you be so kind as to not click "Submit Comment" next time? Thank you.
          • Lilitou, on 02/01/2008, -0/+2Belatedly @ dildoolielly, because it won't let me comment directly:

            I AM an atheist. See how I said "we"? And yes, there's a lot of negative, hatred-filled stuff in the Bible. But there's also a lot of stuff about loving each other. So, my point remains. The fact that there are a number of other points--very few of which come from the Gospels, I might add--that send another message doesn't change the fact that loving your fellow man is THE important point that the Christian savior teaches. The Bible does tell Christians to love one another.And there's no doctrinal text for atheists at all, let alone one that tells atheists not to be assholes.

            So. You're a ***** idiot.
      • dildoolielly, on 01/27/2008, -1/+10I said this before, but I'll say it again,

        Most of the general criticism isn't directed at moderate or liberal Christians but at the fire and brimstone Fanatics. If you oppose them, then speak up against them. A Good Christian's silence is a tacit approval of these fanatics actions.

        Moderates like to distance themselves from extremists by pointing out that these extremists don't represent the majority of christians, but they fail to explain why the majority of christians don't take exception to the actual texts of the bible. Nor do they present any coherent argument as to how they came to chose which parts of the bible are to be take literally and which are metaphorical lessons. The problem is not, as so many like to say, that a few extremists get things wrong, its that these extremists get things right... biblically speaking that is. Moderates need to admit that the bible is a human text that expresses moral and ethical viewpoints that are several thousand years out of date. Until they do, they need to live with the stink that the biblical literalists bring.

        So if you aren't an gaybashing hate-mongering Christian, good for you. However, your leaders all are; that's why we generalize, because the face of Christianity in this country is bigoted, anti-science, and repressive in general. Choose better leaders that espouse intelligence and acceptance, and we won't all think you're dumb assholes.
        • condeh, on 01/27/2008, -4/+5The gross generalisation that "your leaders all are" is so far off the mark. Just because all the leaders you see are this way, does not mean all the leaders actually are.
          • dildoolielly, on 01/28/2008, -1/+4Wow, ONE guy in Congress doesn't actually believe that a mythical anthropomorphic "Bible-God" impregnated a virgin in order to give birth to himself in order to be sacrificed to himself in order to sit beside himself in order to save the world from himself as some kinda weird experiment in psychopathic self replicating redemption?

            Wow, ONE guy in Congress doesn't believe in preaching death and destruction to millions of people on as many corners of Amerika as possible?

            Wow, ONE guy in Congress doesn't believe in filling the heads of precious innocent impressionable children with disturbing stories of hell and damnation and devils and eternal suffering?

            Are magical invisible green elephants who control the universe from their homes inside doorknobs any less real in the minds of psychopaths in insane asylums?

            Seek help.
          • HotDogBun, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1You are an excellent example for the pathology of delusion.
        • clifyt, on 01/27/2008, -2/+0"If you oppose them, then speak up against them. A Good Christian's silence is a tacit approval of these fanatics actions."

          I believe I just did...or am I missing something? I don't see too many errors in my readings...but then again, the inconsistancies that are there are almost entirely from the old testiment which was by and far laws of men and nothing more. It is left there for historical reasons and to show this is how screwed up humans are when they create their own laws of morality. You can't accept the old if you accept the way of the new.

          Beyond that, you never heard Christ bash gays, look at women as inferior or attach someone for following another belief. *MY* leaders have never taught anything but this fact. My leaders are the ones that taught me to be friends with others outside of my own beliefs and not judge them...and I know I'm not perfect in this regard but I try.

          Then again, this is the problem I see with my Muslim friends...I've had several in my life. People all use the same arguments against them...generally it is rightwing assholes that bash them because supposedly they aren't speaking out against the extremists that are terrorizing the middle east. Yet, everytime I talk to them, it is one of the bigger topics they want to talk about and denounce. Oh? Maybe they should all line up at the local television station and make daily affirmations that can be thrown on public access channel # 198 so they can prove they aren't like their leaders...because obviously the Mullahs and Ayatollahs speaking hate are their personal moral inspiration. My friends are more likely to be doing like I do -- trying to live a good life and be an example to others while explaining our inspiration for doing good in the world.

          BTW -- Your words sound much better when its coming from someone on FauxNews. It is amazing how similar the two extreme sides are and so misled.
          • dildoolielly, on 01/28/2008, -1/+3What do evangelicals spend their money on? "Family Values" is the buzzword to watch. Although an evangelical is just as likely to be divorced, absentee, or lecherous as the next guy, he likes to think of himself as a lover of home and hearth, a defender of decency, and the protector of his children. An evangelical's greatest dread is a future world where his or her children are wild and "pagan," having been lured from the faith by video games, hip-hop, and homosexuals. It's notable that the leading quasi-Christian radio network has the slogan "Safe for the Whole Family." One of the leading Christian retailers is "Family Christian Stores." The major Christian radio programs is "Focus on the Family." Spot a trend?

            Evangelicals decry America's "moral decline" even while financing it. This contradiction is the most hypocritical yet. An evangelical will buy a family video with one hand and a porn video with the other. He or she will hand-wring over whether to give to charity, yet drive two thirsty SUVs. The secret of Evangelican leaders is to exploit their sense of terror and guilt by offering information that promise to guard their children and strengthen their family while still providing the thrills and personal fulfillment Americans demand.

            Funny how Christians only interpret the Bible anyway they seem fit. Funny how they interpret it to justify their intolerance, their own politics, their hypocrisy and the self-righteous bullsh1t they impose on others huh?

            Strange how they are the ones most likely to start wars, to murder "because god told me to do it"... to drown their kids in a bathtub "because they were not pure", to smash their kids to death with rocks "because god said he would bring them back to life", to cut the arms off their kids and watch them bleed to death, to drive their car into a lake with their kids inside, to kill their wives and entire families because they weren't "godly enough", they kill to "get satan out", they tortured and burned innocent people (as well as animals) at the stake for centuries.

            Strange how "Believers" also make up aprox. 99.9 of violent prison inmates ,,, and now the "holier than thou" are famous for molesting, raping, torturing, and threatening little children..... etc. etc. etc. ... the list goes on and on and on.

            funny how-- the majority of atheists and agnostics are intelligent, educated, well-rounded, scholarly, non-superstitious, non-threatening, critical-thinking, balanced, emotionally & mentally healthy and socially stable people... who are capable of intelligent debate, and not prone to "magical thinking" (one of the hallmarks of mental illness and psychosis). 9 times out of 10 it's the religious nuts who are the real pathological crackpots.
    • CalvinLawson, on 01/27/2008, -0/+4The problem isn't with the emotional stability of Christians, like whether or not they are assholes. Like any other group, they have a fair share of good and bad people. The real debate is about their metaphysical beliefs, and how those beliefs are affecting the modern world. Where those beliefs are harmless or even beneficial, people usually don't have a problem. People only get worried when they appear to have harmful effects. Racism, Sexism, and homophobia are all advocated in different parts of the Bible, and people understand these ideals to be destructive.

      This is the real problem, not how "kind" people are. Good people can do lots of damage when they don't understand what is going on. I wish I had easy absolute answers, but I don't and I distrust those who do.
    • ryan83189, on 01/28/2008, -2/+3Nobody is even taking offense to this. Thank you for the copy- paste rant that is completely irrelevant to this forum.
  • obiji, on 01/27/2008, -15/+1So..we have the Y, the M, the C, and the A...what is the last person supposed to be?
  • Gareth1337, on 01/27/2008, -7/+10As Cartman said, "Sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned! The Body of Christ! O, Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own!"
    • atomofconsumpti, on 01/27/2008, -1/+4cause he's once, twice, three times my saviour!
    • AlmostAnderson, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1You're shivering Jesus BAAAAA-BAAAAAAY!
  • ZephyrNinety, on 01/27/2008, -10/+3Awww, if only he were real =]
  • varun1s, on 01/27/2008, -32/+6I fully support the guy's free speech right, but I disagree with this kind of mockery.
    • HotDogBun, on 01/27/2008, -4/+15I agree, The Village People made a significant positive contribution to popular culture and to america's awareness and acceptance of homosexuals. Ther eis no justification for this mockery.
      • wharlie, on 01/27/2008, -2/+1They were gay?
        I thought they were just guys who liked dressing up.
  • bpacana, on 01/27/2008, -8/+3not as bad as the doggy butthole.
  • LuckyASN, on 01/27/2008, -5/+8Dugg for being funny as hell
  • LucasKane, on 01/27/2008, -11/+6Welcome to 2001
  • NJPENSO, on 01/27/2008, -9/+40Old image + ***** blog = front page?
    • DarthSupero, on 01/27/2008, -2/+19That's the new Digg Algorithm.
    • antifreeze11, on 01/27/2008, -8/+3***** please, ***** blogs have been making the front page since way before the new algorithm.
    • duckyinc, on 01/27/2008, -5/+2Why yes good sir let me make this clear for you.
      Blog + Useless Image + Adds + A share for digg CEO = Frontpage
  • thekronz, on 01/27/2008, -10/+1rofl.
  • lordmetroid, on 01/27/2008, -9/+2What do they spell out?
  • rtenenbaum, on 01/27/2008, -10/+2Is this really that blasphemous? Seems pretty lame, really.
    • alkaline213, on 01/27/2008, -1/+3yea they should have dressed up as the virgin mary and a couple wisemen.
  • amirman, on 01/27/2008, -19/+11BUSH/CHENEY 08!
  • alkaline213, on 01/27/2008, -4/+3Hilarious.
  • zjvos, on 01/27/2008, -9/+2Holy Hilarious! I just blew Jesus Juice out of my nose!
  • donthateme, on 01/27/2008, -22/+3"the door to hell is locked from the inside" . People chose to reject God, they will kick and scream to get away from God. But there is hell to pay, so laugh as hard as you can, party as long as you can. enjoy this short time for we all will face God on judgement day. Im free and forgiven by Jesus, no worries here.
    • YellowSnowDemon, on 01/27/2008, -2/+10You're stupid and hateful.
      • donthateme, on 01/28/2008, -7/+1Things are sometimes more thought out then you think. just who is the hateful one, the one that tells you that blasphemy, sex out of marriage, etc is fine or the one that says it isnt? The one who warns isnt hateful, its the one who doesnt give a darn enought to warn.

        Dont clump all religions together for there isnt anything like Christianity. Mocking the sacrifice of God's Son is pure evil since God sent His son to die for us sinners so that we could escape hell. If hell wasnt
        real then Jesus wouldnt have sacrificed. Since it is real He warned and warned. SOme will listen, most will mock, but like I said it wont end up good. It would be living the worst night mare over and over with no stopping it.

        So give this guy another thumbs up because the hate makes you mock such a loving thing God would do. To reject pure love is to prove oneself evil. There you have it.
        • adnams, on 01/29/2008, -0/+2who said i was a ***** sinner? You may be, but dont assume everyone is like you
    • mickhead, on 01/27/2008, -0/+7"so laugh as hard as you can, party as long as you can"

      Yes, that is the purpose of life.
    • hipnotyq, on 01/27/2008, -2/+4dude you would have been PERFECT for that crazy ass bitch in the movie 'The Mist'
      how well can you act out getting shot in the face?
      • donthateme, on 01/28/2008, -4/+2there you go spewing your hate inside. do a devil check, and if they are there your going to have to get them out before you do something evil and end up as the next lunatic on the news.

        the demented people seem to get the top spots on digg. bunch of devils they are.
    • funwithphobias, on 01/28/2008, -0/+7What if the Mormons, Muslims, Jews, Zoroastrians, Paegans, Atheists, Deists, or Breatharians are right? Cuz if THEY are, you do go to hell.
      • donthateme, on 01/28/2008, -6/+0Mormons: A 14 year old Manson look a like started the cult, he was into the occult, mormons started late 1800's ...gong its not of GOd. JW's : started in late 1800's again by a mason (witchcraft) says Jesus isnt really the son of God...Gong false religion again no worries on that one. Muslim: says to kill the people of the book (Bible) in their book, chapter Sura. They serve a god of hate that cant kill his enemies so they have to. With all their women abuses its interesting that they have a book after Jesus' Mother "Mariam". Secretly the Catholics sided with then popular Mo to start this religion again to rid the Jew and Christian. Gong on this one too...GOd doesnt need help if he want to kill but looking at the blessings on North America He is a God of mercy. Yet mercy has justice and evil men will be judged for their acts and it includes blaspheme. Im just the messenger dont shoot me.

        Interesting though how many anti- God people get the top spots on digg. Its like its full of devils.
        • standxstrongx, on 01/28/2008, -0/+2Judaism began in the late 1800s? Are you kidding? Hahahaha. A false religion according to whom? You? Christians? "False religion" is a pretty subjective claim. You clearly don't know anything about... well, anything. I mean, you realize Islam serves the same Abrahamic God you do, right? If you actually read the Koran rather than spewing ignorance out of your mouth, you'd realize that the Koran pretty much affirms everything in Judaism and Christianity, with the addition of a new prophet. "Allah" isn't some completely different God - no, it's YOUR God, too, just not in English. And, there is no "chapter Sura." A "Sura" in the Koran is the same thing as a book in the Bible, except there are 114 of them. Seriously, you're a joke.
        • stigma15, on 01/28/2008, -0/+2"JW's : started in late 1800's again by a mason (witchcraft) says Jesus isnt really the son of God"
          Umm...Jehovah's Witnesses DO believe Jesus is the son of God. They deny that he is God (see "manifest in the flesh").

          Looking at your comments, it's obvious (and sad) that you are so blinded by your ideology that it renders you incapable of an independent abstract thought, so I won't fault you for being so brainwashed that facts are extremely malleable.
      • Jandels, on 01/28/2008, -0/+3Hell is a Christian invention. If the Muslims are right, donthateme won't go to hell... he'll just miss out on 72 white raisins.
    • gudnbluts, on 01/28/2008, -0/+1Scientologists, Muslims, Bhuddists and other religions believe every bit as strongly as you do. They KNOW they're right. You don't believe them, and that's exactly why we don't believe them, or for that matter you. Lets not pretend you have any more evidence for your brand of superstition than they do. Just different indoctrination.
  • Nekiruhs, on 01/27/2008, -3/+22You go to hell for that kind of *****? Well I'm *****.
  • redsoxmb545, on 01/27/2008, -1/+6Old as hell, but still wicked funny. I love this picture.
  • sakibc, on 01/27/2008, -4/+0cool
  • Impeller, on 01/27/2008, -1/+1I bet John Milton is also laughing his ass off...
    • marcusbrutus, on 01/27/2008, -0/+1Too bad he couldn't see the picture, that whole blindness thing and all.
  • KlogereEndGrim, on 01/27/2008, -2/+7Hey, talking about ***** with religion... Anyone else noticed that everything regarding Scienology Vs. Anonymous is getting instantly censored??
    yeah, it was a bit much, but a total permban on the topic seems a overreaction, and why is there no info on this? Has digg bowed down to the almighy church of lawsuits? :P
    • nlight, on 01/27/2008, -0/+10No, it's just that everyone here seems to have ADD so we WANNA GO RIDE BICYCLES???
  • mca7, on 01/27/2008, -0/+16Jesus, link to the picture next time. I don't need ***** blog spam.
  • bavetta, on 01/27/2008, -2/+6http://revver.com/video/308120/jesus-the-ride/
  • SaiaRiddle, on 01/27/2008, -4/+7If I saw someone doing this in a museum I'd probably laugh, and I believe in Jesus' teachings. Now, if this was Muhammad, those guys would have been shot on the spot. ;-)
    • ianweir, on 01/28/2008, -0/+3If this was Muhammad, there would not have been a pictorial representation of him for them to do anything next to, rendering your point moot. Making said pictorial representation could get them shot, I suppose.
  • cl2yp71c, on 01/27/2008, -19/+4It's for the state of the Y M C A!!!
    (young men's ***** association)
    *This message is approved by jesus*
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