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- inactive, on 11/13/2007, -11/+373I got my penis out for that??!!
- IShouldBeWorkin, on 11/13/2007, -10/+357NSFE (Not Safe for Eyes)
- Tyorant, on 11/13/2007, -8/+315Solution: Don't use MySpace.
- Lane, on 11/13/2007, -37/+308Am I the only one who thinks #6 is still perfectly do-able?
- n0t0kayipr0mis3, on 11/13/2007, -33/+217The site went down faster than a horny priest on a kid during easter.
ZING - sd2001, on 11/13/2007, -6/+154I'm still laughing at the commentary for the "real" pics:
"Larger-than-expected Dinner Date Bill"
"You’re gonna need more sake to be able to seal this deal!"
"In reality, “little” doesn’t quite describe the trip you’re going on."
BWAHAHAHAHAH! - Nick5309, on 11/13/2007, -8/+124THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!
- hobbers, on 11/13/2007, -12/+114With or without a paper bag?
- Loonacy, on 11/13/2007, -3/+104The thing that I don't get is... People get dates through MySpace and expect quality?
- alex7575, on 10/24/2007, -2/+93Thank you for explaining what "oof" stands for, without treating me like an idiot
- gonegoogling, on 10/16/2007, -21/+110id do the asian chick
- Thefatheroftime, on 11/13/2007, -4/+80Never ever ever trust the overhead shot. Maximizes breasts and minimizes waist and legs. Also, bringing the head up tightens the neck and "jowel" area.
- Wopasaurus, on 11/13/2007, -14/+88They're not Myspace Angels.. They're SIF's
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Fatties - canuq, on 10/13/2007, -14/+84Mirror: http://mirror.canuq.com/3707851/dating/beware-the- ...
- kazimir22, on 11/13/2007, -5/+68so...the moral of the story is to watch out for fat chicks
- Angostura, on 11/13/2007, -7/+70How obtuse.
- rakslice, on 10/20/2007, -7/+68I laugh at people who feel misled by "MySpace Angles"... In the ecosystem of life, the pics are only as fake as the viewers are shallow. =)
- afred, on 10/20/2007, -3/+63When I say "oof" it means Out Of Focus. Not sure what ezkl meant though.
- driftwood07, on 10/11/2007, -2/+55the truth: http://i22.tinypic.com/2w6v2td.jpg
- Kurisuku, on 10/14/2007, -6/+56I think the so-called "emo girl" is cute, too. She's rolling her eyes back into her head to be weird and quirky on the "bad" pic, sure, but she still looks like she'd be cute if she wasn't making the "funny" face.
Honestly some of these ARE bad, while others are ridiculous and shallow. Guess it depends on your standards, though. - bobcrotch, on 11/13/2007, -5/+52I would to but only in a viking conquering another race sort of way.
- GreyICE, on 11/13/2007, -5/+50I'd tend to agree. I mean she's probably not going to win any beauty contests, but I don't think she's ugly. She definitely doesn't belong on that page with the rest.
- alex7575, on 10/11/2007, -4/+47Oof???
- nicksauce, on 11/13/2007, -3/+45But they gotta pay!
- felman87, on 10/10/2007, -9/+49That's what I was thinking. Maybe I've just spent too much time in the US though.
- Shroomie, on 10/10/2007, -4/+36There's nothing wrong with that.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -4/+34oh well......fat,ugly girls need love too.......
- Schmapdi, on 10/16/2007, -1/+30lol - you're at Digg! You're pretty much surrounded by ugly men. Thank your lucky stars there aren't photos of most of them.
- crawf061, on 10/10/2007, -1/+30not if you refer to real life as "IRL"
- SiNN4R, on 10/14/2007, -2/+31More cushion for the pushin
- Azslande, on 10/20/2007, -6/+33Id do any asian chick...... i'm so ronery...
- MattnJax, on 10/17/2007, -8/+35I'd hit it.
- LucasVB, on 10/10/2007, -9/+35FFS, buried because this FW:FW:FW: pic ***** is getting annoying on digg.
- praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -4/+28Sweet...I'm gonna start doctoring some badass abs on me...I'll get them IRL eventually!
- Marcateyou, on 10/10/2007, -2/+26For some reason, none of these mirrors are working for me either
- swanny89, on 10/10/2007, -3/+27Duggmirror didn't
- KibibyteBrain, on 10/10/2007, -1/+24This has little to do with photoshop/the digital age. This just shows the power of good photography. Adjust your levels just right and frame the shot perfectly, and you can distort reality. People have done this for ages, since before photography itself in artwork.
Whats worse is the fact that most photography is bad, and gives the reverse effect. People usually look much better in person than in photos. - MaliciousKitty, on 10/10/2007, -6/+29I never saw the point of altering your picture online. I mean, what are you going to say when the victim sees you in real life?
I think in the end it would probably only hurt the 'angel'. I'm sure some guys aren't too nice when they find out the truth - and probably have some not-nice things to say.
The girls are setting themselves up for heartbreak. - maxsunset, on 10/10/2007, -4/+26Go for it buddy.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -5/+27its all you bro
- RodTheCritic, on 10/11/2007, -5/+26This is brilliant. I had originally read it as MySpace AnGELs, which definitely works. Other than the practical advice it gives, it speaks to the larger issue out there about Facebook, MySpace, etc. All profiles are ideals: people setting them up so that they look and sound way, way better than they really are (doctored or cropped photos, "friends" listed they have never met, etc.)
- stonr2, on 10/10/2007, -1/+22I prefer to be environmentally friendly and that is why I always carry a tote bag.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -4/+24Just wait 'till they invent realistic holograms. Then we're *really* *****.
- Hetman, on 10/10/2007, -2/+22I have seen this phenomenoen in work. And to be honest it works out pretty ***** for both parties. You should really not care how big someone is or how beatifull they are but in the real world it just doesnt always work that way. Seriously misrepresenting who you are only leads to a ***** date.
- schlottj, on 10/10/2007, -2/+21if it caught it, it threw it out shortly after, check it again
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+21Well, expectations don't get you laid. Booze get you laid.
- TheNotoriousBIG, on 10/10/2007, -5/+24It's not just you. It seems that if the title doesn't include the words "Ron" and "Paul" it takes weeks to see the light of day on digg.
- SlamShut, on 10/10/2007, -10/+28http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Internet_dise ...
- Azslande, on 10/10/2007, -1/+18I cant hear or read the word "jowl" without thinking of Ren & Stimpy.
- poptones, on 10/10/2007, -4/+20This reminds me of "Myspace: The Movie": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AAh6WwKILfk
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