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- dan4ward, on 10/12/2007, -1/+118Reminds me of a scam alert I got a couple weeks ago:
A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever Scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite a traumatic
experience. Don't be naive enough to think "It couldn't happen to you!"
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back
seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other
one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, & 24th. Also on November 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times
just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So be careful. - bitt3n, on 10/12/2007, -0/+57in soviet russia, hot chicks screw you!
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+34Video or it didn't happen. ;)
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+31I would buy like 20 fake wallets and just drive to Home Depots for that. Hilarious.
- LaueOfficer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24Damnit, you beat me to posting this. Thanks for getting the word out tho, I've lost 13 ***** wallets to those bitches.
- CCB0x45, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23You fell for the home depot scam too? Those bitches. That hasnt happened to me since I stopped wearing Axe Bodyspray.
- jcaino, on 10/12/2007, -2/+19which location is this?
edit: because i want to avoid it...obviously.... - TROGDOR42, on 10/12/2007, -3/+19This thread is useless without pics.
/yeah I said it.
//farker
///slashies! - cdlavalle, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18If there are no pictures, it didn't happen. They have camera phones in Russia don't they?
- rchtr, on 10/12/2007, -9/+23chenyu768, you've submitted 3 articles from funreports.com today, all from MONTHS ago. Last September, June, and goddamn February.
Stop it. - WaterDragon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12"Currently both the cars and the performers are being sought by the police. However, the investigators say that it would be very hard to prove the girls’ fault. After all, they were simply bathing…"
But the police still want to find the girl and thoroughly search them for evidence. - IvanB, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Didn't Pravda exist as a real newspaper back from Lenin's years?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13I hope they're robbing our virginity!
That was terrible, I know. - RandomSkratch, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9Wallet Inspector, hand over your wallets.
Okay I believe we have those in order.
Guhh I can't believe that worked. - Chompy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Yes, but they got stolen.
- afx1, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Awwwwee...the link was SFW.
- PsycoMonkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7"Did Anyone get a good look at their faces................"
- KnightMareInc, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7yeah hunny I was robbed by the naked girls, yeah.
- sstidman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7I wish this happened at my Home Depot. Instead, they just shoot you.
/Live near the infamous DC sniper Home Depot
//Go there at least once a week
///Would love to get my wallet stolen. - DJMD, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7Screenshots or it didn't happen IMO...
- rpike, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Wasn't this an episode of Baywatch? Digg me down for knowing that.
- hiPpymIck, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Dugg for having link to Pravda on page........& for still having giant squid on pravda f/page
- hiPpymIck, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4used to be the official Party newsagency .....from what i can remember....from the cold war....thought it was ironic how times change
- bioskope, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3and in the rest of the world you rob naked chicks?
- Artifez, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Well except for the icepick there isn't a HUGE amount of difference.
- IvanB, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pravda
"The original Pravda was founded by Leon Trotsky as a Russian social democratic newspaper aimed at Russian workers."
Trotsky, Lenin, about the same time. :rolleyes: - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3yeah.. pics or it didn't happen!
- garyh84, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1A hot lesbian show for a car? Hmm... tempting!
- rnscwas123, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Noob learn to use the reply button (as i have just demonstrated).
- leet793, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1So that's where Miss Nevadaskaya was.
- Ransomowris, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1That's worth losing your car to.
- rowlodge, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1why did'nt americans think of that?!...(slaps head)
- R2C13, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Damn.. that lesbian show/act could earn them some big bucks... LEGALLY!
- lazyrussian, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1My country doesn't have camera phones :p
...Alright it does, but their encoded differently :p - coollettuce, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1I'm gonna need some pictures as "evidence."
- chenyu768, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1hey it wasnt a duplicate, and i just saw it. it did get over 1000 digs so i guess i did entertain some people
- chenyu768, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Moral of the story, never carry cash. This way you get a free BJ.
- woodchuckrules, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Expensive show, but apparently popular.
- RomeyRome, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1picsorstfu.com
- superlolz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0@rpike
I think I know which one you're talking talking about...the one where the girl gets topless and showers in those standing showers on the beach, while her buddy robs the other people's stuff?? Yeah... - Adicu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0I remember an episode of Baywatch had this exact same situation, QLF.
- scottvc, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0omg you just made my day. that was HI-larious
- dan9876, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0They must be after the hot new tool that Home depot had on Sale for sure ;)
- WaterDragon, on 10/12/2007, -11/+6In Soviet Union, hot naked girls rob you!
- SourWorm, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1So around which Home Depots is this happening ... so I know to stay away of course.
- ctsokos, on 10/12/2007, -15/+1dude, a lesbian show is totally not worth a car...


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