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- rockforever, on 10/12/2007, -7/+110Yeah its really funny, but all I could think of the whole time was "I put on my wizards hat and robe."
- nonesupplied, on 10/12/2007, -7/+67Part 2 is out, too. Check it out!
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4279 - shirtninjay, on 10/12/2007, -3/+38Jeezus, how movies has the interviewer viewed?! He's like a human-pornstar-insulting-wikipedia!
"You followed 1996's "Anal Aristocrats" with 1997's "Dirty Little Butthole Whores", what happened to your anus's self-esteem between the filming of the two?" - undercoverhippo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+22dude, aria giovanni is not porky!
- anjinash, on 10/12/2007, -3/+21Feeling a little judgmental today are we? Saying that all porn stars are "empty husks" and "not human" is just like saying all black people steal, that all Jewish people are misers, and all Arabs are terrorists. That is to say, it's an ignorant and broad over-generalization. Do you know any porn stars personally? Do you have any basis for your statements?
- ucg1, on 10/12/2007, -4/+22Best quote from part 2:
"Have you discovered a way to smoke meth and pole at the same time?" - CeeJayDK, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16@whiteguysamurai
So you think oral sex is disgusting and unsanitary is that it ?
As someone who enjoys oral sex , I find you a bit of a prude.
Also as anjinash pointed out , saying that porn stars are not human is bigotry and says more about the content of your character, than of theirs. - brickbat, on 10/12/2007, -4/+19I didn't think anyone could make porn stars seem like nice people. This guy managed it - what an *****.
- TheThirdWheel, on 10/12/2007, -4/+19Dude thanks for the link, more comedy gold there:
Zack: Do you live in fear of the MILF Hunter?
Clest: we're done
Zack: What do you do to throw him off your trail? Do you cover your tracks with leaves? Bury your scat? - avsa, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15now that's offensive. one thing is to say "it's not funny to laugh at people with physical disabilities"
another thing is to laugh on a girl with a perfect body and a deformed foot (that was not her fault) when most of the guys laughing are people with a healthy foot and a deformed fat body (that they are the sole responsible for)
Gee, she was able to became a star in an body-oriented hot-only industry, even with a physical un hot foot. - ioral, on 10/12/2007, -3/+17@whiteguysamurai
lots of people do nasty things for money. drug lords, slave traders, corrupt officials, etc. porn stars are at least decent enough to do it in the open.
And about the "religious nut" thing, a certain prophet was persecuted by priests for associating with prostitutes, corrupt officials and lepers, and admitting to being "christ." - TheThirdWheel, on 10/12/2007, -3/+16If fake pornstar interviews depress you than you may want to seek proffessional help.
- badgey, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13He makes fun of the male porn stars as well, you wannabe-feminist idiot.
Also, way to insult the "smart crowd" sarcastically while simultaneously being the most idiotic commenter to show up as of yet.
Can I interview you? How do you do it? - MrColdheart, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12I hope you get hit by the Bangbus while you cross the street...
- Modulo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10your feet don't get deformed like that by shoes, unless you have some shows that have the ability to like, merge toes together on the molecular level into some kind of hoof thing. which if you do, please let me know because I want hoof things for feet.
- whiteguysamurai, on 10/12/2007, -4/+12Never mind, i found it.
http://img112.exs.cx/img112/1449/foot5.jpg - Mysk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Agreed, Aria is a looovely woman. :D Wouldn't change her even if I could.
- misteral, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9Fred Phelps, is that you?
- spudnic, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8I'd describe it as a 'flesh pincer'
- misteral, on 10/12/2007, -6/+12I don't think SA really needs "spam" traffic that badly
- catastrophee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5lol rockforever, I was thinking "I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory."
- mousy, on 10/12/2007, -14/+19Hardly an interview...
- mt78, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Ali G did a good interview too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW-H6VAD-iM
- lhnz, on 10/12/2007, -6/+10I doubt that this are real. ;)
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I must've had my humor surgically removed, because I found nothing of this funny at all. I take it the "humor" was that he insulted porn stars? Yeah. Hilarious.
This was from SomethingAwful? Geez, their stuff is usually much better than this crap.
Marked lame. - djmikalobe, on 10/12/2007, -5/+8"Her vagine is loose like sleeve of wizard."
- CeeJayDK, on 10/12/2007, -6/+9Ermm .. What ?
Could you rephrase that in English ? - jiggleflop, on 10/12/2007, -4/+7You have no appreciation for art.
- crexor, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4somehow I had totally missed the entire kate's playground hoof thing, some quick googling quickly shattered any disbelief in the "myth"
- remotecontempt, on 10/12/2007, -6/+8Wow, good job on missing the point of a humor website, *****.
- TheThirdWheel, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Not about this, but if you go to somethingawful.com and look on the left hand side for "Fashion SWAT" you will find a bunch of hilarious *****.
- phonetik, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Ah, another Fark poster :rolleyes:
- NoHandle, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Haha it includes a nice picture of Kate's Hoof too!
Edit: Tried to link to it, but a rather funny 401 page comes up instead. - hamstereater, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2WHHHHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSH You realize you are getting angry over a humor website right?
- Recluse, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Haha, zack can be a bastard sometimes. A funny bastard but still a bastard.
- seeimsayin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Story is about as funny as a root canal, plus I'd call BS because I doubt its even real, his site is an eyesore to boot, buried for sucking overall.
- T3hl33tg33k, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Who peed in their cheerios? You peed in all of your cheerios?
- orientis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Jordan Capri is one of the hottest 'cute' pornstars out there. Nasty little *****.
...I'll be back later. - orientis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1@Azur2 dumpstereater HAH that is classic man you should be a pro
4 real - unknownsoldierX, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"Hey, cheggit out. There's a midget licking someones muff. And there's people around."
SBC is awesome. - patience, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4@remotecontempt:This stuff is not funny. Its just harrassment. Borat is funny. This guy is just stupid.
- soogy, on 10/12/2007, -4/+5That's right. There are multiple interviews.
- persaltier, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3ordiLamoure: whos dustin diamond?
Zack: He's kind of like you but with viagra and a beard instead of boy shorts and droopy eyes.
lol - vitaminB, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Don't waste your time on this one. Marked lame.
- theArista, on 11/10/2007, -2/+2Best Interview with Zack from somethingawfeul.com EVER!
After reading his article theArista had to get a glimpse into the mastermind that is Zack, so he contacted him a conducted this brief interview.
theArista: Hi!!!!
zack: hey...
theArista: Thanks for taking the time to talk with me. I really appreciate it!
zack: yeah, whatever...
theArista: So let's get the ball rolling shall we?
zack: ...
theArista: Now we all read your great set of interviews there with the porn stars on your nifty little website and we all want to know--did you start hating women because you get no play, you were born gay, or because your mom is a fat bitch?
Zack has disconnected**** - crexor, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1youre right, there isnt a problem, now she can broaden her market, and instead of appealling to those with a teen fetish, those with a beastiality fetish as well.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0you are an absolute moron if you think that these are real interviews.
- andreo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1@Modulo:
"your feet don't get deformed like that by shoes"
Yes it does. It's called binding. There are women that believe that they're feet should be as small as possible. So they wear very tight shoes (to extremely simplify the process in my own words).Their feet have no other choice then to conform to the shape of the shoes. Since the bones that are in their feet aren't going to disappear they reshape themselves. The end result is an extreme of what her feet look like. with toes that seem to form into one large toe. Here's the perfect example. Tell me if it doesn't look the same as her feet. http://www.answers.com/main/ntquery?s=foot+binding&gwp=13 - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1But, dumpstereater, then you'd never have known my view!
You'd have gone through life thinking Azur2 thought this was funny - and I simply couldn't do that to you. -
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