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- DariusMonsef, on 10/11/2007, -3/+213Gives new meaning to being "Private Dick".
- bukkawukka, on 10/11/2007, -2/+165How come these jobs never show up on Monster.com?
- Scik, on 10/11/2007, -0/+116Best job ever until you have to explain to your wife that Gonorrhea is a work-related illness.
- Riffraffs, on 10/11/2007, -0/+79Sorry dear, they want me to work a double shift today, I won't be home for supper again.
- THUMPerRTE, on 10/11/2007, -1/+78...investigating privates eh?
- Maynza, on 10/11/2007, -2/+76I was overqualified for the position,
giggity. - Millsee, on 10/11/2007, -3/+71Someone called "Dick Gross" on a story about brothels. Dugg
- mvanwing, on 10/11/2007, -2/+63A hole has recently appeared on the outside wall of the local gym's womens locker room, police are looking into it.
- fyrewal, on 10/11/2007, -6/+59Where do I send my resume? I graduated Magna Cum Laude from the University of Phoenix.
- FRANKeB, on 10/11/2007, -0/+39Melbourne Brothels. Our customers always come first.
- spamalot69, on 10/11/2007, -0/+36imagine ur expenses for charging the government
-Condoms
-Lube
-More Condoms
-Viagra (maybe after the first week)
-Chiropractor for back and neck injury
-More Lube - tehpwnrate, on 10/11/2007, -3/+39I wouldn't bother... the competition is extremely stiff. It's a very hard job to get--quite a long shot.
- peranadigital, on 10/11/2007, -0/+31To aid efficiency I'd be willing to do 2 to or more chicks at a time, maybe even overtime too.
- Xanadude, on 10/11/2007, -6/+32That would be one of the worst jobs ever. Not just due to disease - and there are several out there that condoms aren't great protection against - but the fact that most prostitutes are just not all that attractive. Not to mention that very many of them are weird, crazy, or drugged up. Last but not least, it would seriously take a toll on your actual, real sex life.
No pun intended, but f*ck that. - mbrane, on 10/11/2007, -0/+24You could "take this job and shove it" without ever having to quit!
- echinda, on 10/11/2007, -0/+22Because there is no need to ask any guy more than once if he'll take the job.
- econojon, on 10/11/2007, -1/+21you could wear a condom
- chrisinsocalif, on 10/11/2007, -1/+20I tried out for that position, but I fell short. Poor me.
- Pake, on 10/11/2007, -1/+19"How does $55,000 a year with life and health insurance sound?"
"Theres a salary?!" - satx, on 10/11/2007, -8/+25Where do I get an application?
- SammyJr, on 10/11/2007, -0/+15Of course they have health insurance. Its Australia, not the United States.
- dunkyp, on 10/11/2007, -0/+14because being a legal pimp is great :S
- mattimoto, on 10/11/2007, -1/+15Gotta wonder what gets discussed in the annual performance review.
- VigilanteP, on 10/11/2007, -0/+12Maybe read a couple of comments first before you respond?
- DrinkPaint, on 10/11/2007, -3/+14Why don't they just make all the brothels legal? Problem solved. I'm a genius.
- redrighthand, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12I think they just might on monster.com.au
- Azimuth1, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11Honestly I'd just rather be a pornstar.
- Hindu_Wardrobe, on 10/11/2007, -5/+15Wonder what kind of diseases they have. Eeegh.
- Jo9100, on 10/11/2007, -3/+12Municipal Association of Victoria president Dick Gross -- I would soo like to have that name!
/sarc - SmokenMirror, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8the problem is that nobody who has the job will ever close a case... I wouldn't :)
- dlsspy, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9Oh like you've never wanted to have an ex-lover arrested.
- dan12, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8i wonder how well it paid
- Riffraffs, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9you have no sense of humor
- DrinkPaint, on 10/11/2007, -2/+9DId you read my post? I said make all the brothels legal. ALL THE BROTHELS.
- clyde2801, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Dugg you up for the giggity
- miriclaire, on 10/11/2007, -2/+6HAHAHAH! Got 'em!!!!!
- RoboPimp3000, on 10/11/2007, -3/+7Did you read the article? Brothels are legal. The legal ones are complaining about the illegal ones.
- dev3, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Probably the hardest as well. If you think that being him is easy, why don't you try starting a magazine from scratch, and lead the company for almost 50 yrs and still sleep with wonderful women at an age when other people are busy choosing their old age home.
- Cyberdactyl, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4"Lt. Spudsky, I was expecting the report on the brothel investigation on my desk last week!"
"Sorry Captain, it turns out this investigation requires a lot more time in the field than we previously thought." - ummmmm, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3"Babe it was all part of the job!"
- Arbus, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3I'm burying you for the same reason.
- miriclaire, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3If you knew someone had a disease, would you say "Ah! That's OK. We'll just use a condom".? I doubt it.
- break99, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3I hope they had health insurance: STDs can cost a lot to cure (if possible).
thanks but no thanks. - skyshock1, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Um no, the Best Job Ever would be being Hugh Hefner.
- Corvidae, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Because the legal brothels have to keep up health code standards and working standards for the women. The illegal brothels don't have the overhead costs that the legal ones do and can thus sell cheaper booty or make a bigger profit.
It's no different than any other business having to compete with people operating the same business down the street without a license and without following the regulations. - AoiTakuma, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Im going to start looking at those secret shopper advertisements a little more closely.
- lodwar, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1I,m Googling ",Australian Embassy/Work visa." NOW!
- h4mx0r, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Which means that since you can be a little more selective, you can always... turn a blind eye for whatever reason :o
- crocodilexp, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2Well, when it comes to charging the government, why not add in a dildo or two, and also that sexy S&M outfit?
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