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- Roger, on 10/12/2007, -6/+296So he actually titled the letter "Best Divorce Letter Ever"?
Funny, but fake. - achoo5000, on 10/12/2007, -10/+220it was *almost* believable until he banged her sister.
- JacNet, on 10/12/2007, -21/+134How.. Unoriginal.
- jgreene777, on 10/12/2007, -3/+83cinnamon ring? never heard that one...
- Cronus6, on 10/12/2007, -9/+79Indeed, the first things I did, even before the divorce was final, was screw her sister (who constantly fought with my ex, so it was pretty easy) and her best friend.
Women are catty beasts and like to "one up" each other... it's not that hard to do. - xipotec, on 10/12/2007, -9/+76Although you are right, you sound wrong.
- MalaysianMafia, on 10/12/2007, -11/+65if by pathetic you mean fun, then yes.
- Calculusaurus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+50No. But digg is my preferred way of getting homework done. It doesn't actually get homework done, but it is preferred.
- Calculusaurus, on 10/12/2007, -6/+50http://208.116.9.205/10/graphics/pics/pictures_best_divorce.jpg
- bobbknight, on 10/12/2007, -5/+47This should be under entertainment, cause damn I was entertained.
- DarkLance, on 10/12/2007, -10/+49AdBlockPlus:
https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1865/ - Pburgdwller, on 10/12/2007, -0/+36Ill never look at cinnamon ring the same again...
- Alchemeron, on 10/12/2007, -2/+35It's believable (that some guy wrote the letter to his wife, not that the things in the letter were actually true) until you realize that it's titled, in bold caps, "BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER". It's formatted like an email (Arial with no indentations), and it would not surprise me if someone received it as a gimmick email, lol'd, and printed it out only for another idiot to lol and take a picture.
- belfastbiker, on 10/12/2007, -6/+31That is ***** excellent.
"slutty shameless hunger"... LOL! - silga, on 10/12/2007, -5/+28"...gimmick email, lol'd, and printed it out only for another idiot to lol..."
internet words make me laugh,lolololo!!!1! - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23http://www.thatsjustnotright.com/the_g_spot/2005/12/
Scroll down to December 15, 2005 - snowbooch, on 10/12/2007, -6/+25yeah i think the title might have tipped off his ex wife
but it's still hilarious - mywhitenoise, on 10/12/2007, -23/+43It would be more pathetic to have a life without sex, you WOW freak.
- countrygirl31, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18I remember a couple boyfriend girlfriend. I dont know if they were due to be married. She wrote saying that she had been unfaithful and that she didnt know if she could go further and in hopes of forgiveness from him.
What he did was so perfect. He wanted revenge,he was so far away and had been in Iraq over a year. He asked everyone from his infantry unit for extra photos of girlfriends, wives, mothers etc. He put them all in and envelope with her picture. and wrote:
Hello, I am sorry I dont know who you are... but look through these pictures, pick out yours and send the rest back. Thank you.
Now that is funny.. - theRIAA, on 10/12/2007, -3/+19of course its fake, who do you think scanned this? the wife??
- NineSpoons, on 10/12/2007, -3/+17Use this link if you're being blocked: http://neicomamirror.com/random/pictures_best_divorce.jpg
- AlphAssassin, on 10/12/2007, -7/+21hilarious!
why can't i be that creative when it comes to breaking up? - nickerbocker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13I read Digg at work. Then again I am part of the IT staff.
- Daniel591992, on 10/12/2007, -6/+17Life is about LINUX!!!
- moet, on 10/12/2007, -4/+15You should in no way belive that this letter is real pcgeek.
I agree, a life driven by sex (even though its one of our most primal instincts) is not a forfilling one.
The letter is a fake, bcus it its so blatantly about sex, this is why it gets so much attention.
If it was about how she is just a bitch, then it obviously wouldn't be on digg.
Its a fantasy most ppl would like to be able to do and say to their ex's. - mc7winkie, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11Ya Rly!!
- Lumiras, on 10/12/2007, -4/+13Has to be fake...but still pretty funny
- tidu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9oh dear lord
- dch111, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7I didn't laugh, but it was rather amusing nonetheless.
It is most likely fake, but there is a small chance that it's real (if the document was rediscovered sometime later and the title was added on and passed around as such, and if the guy was a moron). - mancat, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8So.... Eighteen isn't "teenage?" I know what you're saying, but really, do you think he's suggesting that he ***** a fourteen year old, or something?
- miamilaw, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9Of course! "Cinnamon Ring": http://www.momready.com/articles/content.asp?ID=88
and, authority: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cinnamon+ring
learn something new everyday. - JorgeGT, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8considering your username, AlphAssassin, what "creativity" means for you? A chainsaw? :P
- HardSide, on 10/12/2007, -4/+11Your the second person that said that...I know people who have dated a mom and daughter at the same time, and no biggie, why is it so hard to beleive he did the girls sister? Because you never got the chance? thats your buissness.
- charmedguy18, on 10/12/2007, -3/+10http://getfirefox.com
- Domdogg123, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Best Divorce Letter Ever
Dear Connie:
I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.
The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride's cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does. Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt.
This is what my heart says: "There's no one like you, Connie. I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close."
Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation. She was young, maybe 19; with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. ***** like you wouldn't believe and an ass that wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right?
As I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so superficial. What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I'd never really thought of that before. I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little.
Later, after I'd tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking,"Who do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. I don't feel the same because you weren't there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Connie, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you
Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know what she meant till later, but that's not the real story. Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we're banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother's old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too because I can't help thinking, "Why didn't Connie ever put the mirror on the floor? We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy."
Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Vicki's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful time. She's given me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She's pulling for us to get back together. Connie, she really is.
So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here's the teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like you were you were 18. And that just about makes me cry. And then it turns out Vicki's really into the whole anal thing. That gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, Connie. In your heart you must know it. Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can. If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.
Otherwise, can you let me know where the ***** remote is?
Love, Dan. - Memitim, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8Nope, guess I missed that part.
- Dylan16807, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6PortableFirefox?
No install, no registry, and it's portable. - Flipsen, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8Yes life is all about sex, how do you think you came upon this world, dumbass.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Priceless!
Cinamon Ring:
the discolored area around the poopshoot, looks like cinnamon but tastes like death. - whiskerlickins, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Yeah. Ha ha.
If it were real, the only hilarious thing about it would be that the ex would use it in court against the moron. - Memitim, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8Yes, its all about sex. And plutonium.
- ProfessorRiffs, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Welcome to *****.
- hanapbuhay, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Then get AdBlock Plus and Filterset.G
https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1865/
https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1136/ - Blue_Eon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Fake or not, it's still funny.
- groverblue, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"I know the counsellor should we shouldn't contact each other during our 'cooling off' period ... "
Sounds like their time in court is already over...
and he spelled counselor incorrectly. - ElGstr, on 12/31/2008, -0/+1A Screw-Up or A Case for Justifiable Homicide of a Cheater? You Decide
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Cheaters Among Us, Olson. http://reno.broowaha.com/article.php?id=3334
Now You Call It Madness (But I Call It Love, http://sf.broowaha.com/article.php?id=1873
California’s Legal Secret Marriage Racket, http://sf.broowaha.com/article.php?id=2900
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Feasting at the Public Trough, http://sf.broowaha.com/article.php?id=2763
The Dirty Little Secret of Ballroom Dance, http://reno.broowaha.com/article.php?id=2840
El G - green1152, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Burrrrrrn!
(then I just clicked on engingras link. Totally ruined my excitement!) - paroxsitic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1It was funnier to see my girlfriend get mad while reading it. She wants to 'shoot his face off'. Hahahaa.
- darny, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1i'm gonna start carrying this around on my usb keychain, for when, you know...i get divorced.
- Liechology, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"cinnamon ring'? - Truth or fiction, it's still insanely funny. Reminds me of the story about the guy who put a picture of his wife cheating on him with his best friend under each seat at his own wedding. Priceless idea.
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