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Baby Accidentally Flushed at Birth
weirdasianews.com — The nine month old pregnant woman was in the bathroom when her baby was born and accidentally flushed down the toilet.
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- hansk, on 12/12/2007, -4/+98 I never expected something like this to happen, granted it could happen to anyone. Poor kid will have a tough time coping once she realises she was born in a toillet....reminds me of another one.
"What are you doing girl, were you born in a barn?!"
"Naahh...toillet actually."- blazes816, on 12/12/2007, -6/+26I was born in a toilet. Seriously. The doctor told my mom she about a few hours left. Turns out, no.
- nospinhere, on 12/12/2007, -3/+19The little ***** lived?
- JerodSlay, on 12/12/2007, -2/+16"Don't flush me, bro!!!"
"Ah *****! I cannot believe you have done this."
- JerodSlay, on 12/12/2007, -2/+16"Don't flush me, bro!!!"
- nospinhere, on 12/12/2007, -3/+19The little ***** lived?
- whalefarmerjohn, on 12/12/2007, -0/+130Well *****, i feel five pounds lighter after th--- OH MY GOD
- lxcid, on 12/12/2007, -3/+6i lol'ed
- nekochan, on 12/12/2007, -7/+1i am your hundredth digg. 'grats.
- Impeller, on 12/12/2007, -1/+6And a dork...
- alexforcefive, on 12/12/2007, -3/+7That article about weird restaurants the other day said toilets are a symbol of good luck in china. I'm sure the baby will be fine, either way.
- ShrimpCrackers, on 12/12/2007, -1/+3First, that article was wrong as that Toilet restaurant is in Taiwan, not China. Secondly neither are a symbol of good luck in either countries. Third, squat-type toilets are far more popular in China than it is in Taiwan. In Taiwan we generally use Westernized toilets as was seen in the restaurant.
- thomashauk, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1Shush! Taiwan is part of china! What do you want, nuclear war!?
- ShrimpCrackers, on 12/12/2007, -1/+3First, that article was wrong as that Toilet restaurant is in Taiwan, not China. Secondly neither are a symbol of good luck in either countries. Third, squat-type toilets are far more popular in China than it is in Taiwan. In Taiwan we generally use Westernized toilets as was seen in the restaurant.
- yaddayaddayoda, on 12/12/2007, -1/+63She was pregnant when she was nine months old? Something wrong here.
- natedouglas, on 12/12/2007, -0/+12Damn tribbles.
- tyywebb, on 12/12/2007, -0/+9Yeah according to the article first she's 36 years old then she's nine months old, can't they get it straight?
- Trollmaster, on 12/12/2007, -2/+4i see what you did there...
- sanman, on 12/12/2007, -0/+18See, that's when you need to change your diet. Because if you find yourself pushing that hard when you go to the bathroom, then there's something wrong.
- blazes816, on 12/12/2007, -6/+26I was born in a toilet. Seriously. The doctor told my mom she about a few hours left. Turns out, no.
- wishninja, on 12/12/2007, -4/+88So nasty! Poor baby! In case people didn't know Asian "toilets" are mounted on the floor and they squat over them to go. That is what you are seeing in the picture.
- Fracture98, on 12/12/2007, -1/+16I'm surprised nobody caught the whole thing on video...
- drizzlelicious, on 12/12/2007, -1/+35Those are squatties, there's normal toilets in Asia too.
- aussieNickuss, on 12/12/2007, -0/+18Squatties ARE the normal type of toilet in Asia. But they also have western style (sit down) toilets.
- drizzlelicious, on 12/12/2007, -2/+2Whatever you call normal, there are more flush toilets than squatties, at least in China.
- korea, on 12/12/2007, -2/+2Yes, all toilets in Asia seem so unclean and savage compared to our sparkling Western toilets... on trains.
I've seen the worst and best of restrooms on trains. The KTX bullet train in Korea is very nice. The cheaper trains I've been on in India were a bit less nice (but worth the experience of riding if only to hear the people sell snacks in robot voice). The Amtrak and Chicago Metra stand somewhere in between. On the CTA El, it seems the seats are the bathrooms.
Asia is a whole continent with a lot of variety between and within the countries. Let's not generalize for the convenience of expressing an undeserved sense of Western superiority. You have to get out into the rural areas to find squat toilets in Korea and Japan. Sure, you can find them, but they are by no means the norm there.
- aussieNickuss, on 12/12/2007, -0/+18Squatties ARE the normal type of toilet in Asia. But they also have western style (sit down) toilets.
- ericisshort, on 12/12/2007, -0/+30Squatting to use the bathroom while on a moving object? Thats skill in itself
- TomTruelle, on 12/12/2007, -2/+4What about the ***** umbilical cord? No way this was possible...
- noblepenguin, on 12/12/2007, -2/+3The placenta comes out too.
- TomTruelle, on 12/12/2007, -0/+3lol... the placenta comes out AFTER youve delivered the baby
- s0nicfreak, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2Here is my guess: She flushed (or it had an automatic flusher), and then the placenta was pulled out by the force OR the force snapped the umbilical cord, which is why she THEN realized she'd given birth.
- noblepenguin, on 12/12/2007, -2/+3The placenta comes out too.
- Hobbes24, on 12/12/2007, -1/+2cleaner society my ass
- korea, on 12/12/2007, -1/+0Who is going around claiming to have a cleaner society?
- LastSight, on 12/12/2007, -4/+1man alot of digger must be crackers
- brasso, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1That’s horrible! Yeah, the baby part is pretty nasty too, but those so called toilets, damn!
- cmccool, on 12/12/2007, -1/+156i'm still trying to envision how this was an "accident." isn't giving birth a pretty traumatic experience?
- WiseWeasel, on 12/12/2007, -3/+185Nah, after the 5th, they just shoot right out like a potato gun...
- unknownsoldierX, on 12/12/2007, -1/+29thooooomp!
- nicku, on 12/12/2007, -2/+30Yeah, first thing I thought of was the Monty Python Every Sperm is Sacred sketch.
- strongsad, on 12/12/2007, -10/+3For some women, they have the sensation of needing to pee; I was the second born, and a similar thing happened to me. My dad was paying close attention, aware that I was due at any moment, and caught me as I was crowning.
- stopwatch00, on 12/12/2007, -4/+3huh?
- sloonark, on 12/12/2007, -0/+23TMI
- iamr00t, on 12/12/2007, -0/+25Your dad pays close attention to your mom when she pees?
- TVarmy, on 12/12/2007, -9/+4A similar thing happened to you? Wait, wait! That implies that you're female, and were pregnant at one point. This is so confusing. There can't be a mother on Digg, as Digg users are A. Male, and B. Virgin. It's very rare for anyone to defy one of those groups to have an account. Being outside of those two groups and on Digg is a statistical impossibility. Unless... Digg Jesus. Rejoice, for you are mirrored in him. (JK, God ;)
- theycallmebubba, on 12/12/2007, -3/+1wow, just.... WOW.
- sloonark, on 12/12/2007, -6/+2*deleted*
- lessew, on 12/12/2007, -5/+1Oops.. wrong reply button.
@ strongsed: Too much info. - XBSHX, on 12/12/2007, -4/+25I'm trying to figure out how a nine month old woman gets pregnant.
- Dwebtron, on 12/12/2007, -7/+3oh noes! it seems not every pedophile is gay!!! =0
- unearth, on 12/12/2007, -1/+4Please escort yourself off of the internet.
- screensnot, on 12/12/2007, -1/+2Mormon?
- Dwebtron, on 12/12/2007, -7/+3oh noes! it seems not every pedophile is gay!!! =0
- patch6, on 12/12/2007, -1/+32A female baby "accidentally" flushed down a toilet in China? What a laughably obvious attempt to save face.
- emperorpwl, on 12/12/2007, -3/+6In case you didn't know, Tai Dong and Tai Pei are in Taiwan, not China... There's no one child policy in Taiwan....
- patch6, on 12/12/2007, -0/+6The People's Republic of China and the Republic of China are two different entities, and I apologise for confusing the two. I had known Taiwan by the latter name, until reading that they asserted their separate identity on the 30th of September this year.
Also, I was basing the last post off of the Chinese stereotypical dislike of female babies, as you can see with the male/female ratios being tilted substantially towards males; though it is less dramatic in Taiwan, I found. It still is substantial, at about 109 males to 100 females under 14 years old, versus 120 males to 100 females on the mainland.
I could be wrong, and it could have just been an accident after all. It isn't fair to establish guilt solely by association.
- patch6, on 12/12/2007, -0/+6The People's Republic of China and the Republic of China are two different entities, and I apologise for confusing the two. I had known Taiwan by the latter name, until reading that they asserted their separate identity on the 30th of September this year.
- emperorpwl, on 12/12/2007, -3/+6In case you didn't know, Tai Dong and Tai Pei are in Taiwan, not China... There's no one child policy in Taiwan....
- MelroseMan, on 12/12/2007, -1/+1My pregnant neighbor went to the bathroom and had her baby on the toilet. it was waaay before the due date and it eventually died after a few hours.
- WiseWeasel, on 12/12/2007, -3/+185Nah, after the 5th, they just shoot right out like a potato gun...
- oreonblade, on 12/12/2007, -1/+202Accidentally flushed? Did the woman believe she was just taking a massive dump? You'd think that giving birth would give a different sensation than a simple call of nature.
- mortigon, on 12/12/2007, -1/+166"ahhh, holy *****, I shouldn't have eaten that third burrito"
"oh no! my baby!" - Soave, on 12/12/2007, -3/+135Not to mention it'd come from a different hole altogether.
- Rikkochet, on 12/12/2007, -1/+69They do? I've been lied to!
- BoneheadFarker, on 12/12/2007, -22/+6Let me guess...Catholic? This is what happens to technical virgins...
- RedS0x, on 12/12/2007, -3/+34The government doesn't fund health classes very well.
- ShrimpCrackers, on 12/12/2007, -1/+4Great because they're virtually non-existent in China.
- blast_flame, on 12/12/2007, -5/+4@Reds0x
Never trust the government to do anything important.- DarkSamus, on 12/12/2007, -1/+1damn my p.o. you could tell i said it
- blazes816, on 12/12/2007, -0/+27How many do they have!?
- UtopiaInTheSky, on 12/12/2007, -1/+143.
- MonkCanatella, on 12/12/2007, -0/+183 that count anyway...
- skyfire1, on 12/12/2007, -1/+37 if you're chinese.
- jjb123, on 12/12/2007, -0/+34, there is one behind the knee.
- Myonosken, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2Mouth counts right?
- blitzer, on 12/12/2007, -1/+13and imagine the splash when it landed.
- Rikkochet, on 12/12/2007, -1/+69They do? I've been lied to!
- bubbles19518, on 12/12/2007, -2/+40A massive dump from her vagina?
- spasticjedi, on 12/12/2007, -0/+8Actually, I've been told that giving birth really does feel a lot like taking a gigantic dump.
- lgc90, on 12/12/2007, -2/+1south park...
- sanman, on 12/12/2007, -0/+9It can even feel like a gigantic orgasm, some women say
- PamalaLauren, on 12/12/2007, -0/+4I think this is a bit more appropriate. It feels like a massive orgasm, a huge release basically. So yeah it could be like taking a dump as well but one has to wonder how you can get the two mixed up. I mean seriously it burns like a mother, there's no denying where the baby is coming out of.
- AceLy, on 12/12/2007, -1/+3I've been told orgasm feels like taking a dump.
- SpicyViper, on 12/12/2007, -1/+4i've been dumped for having a gigantic orgasm...
- MelroseMan, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1My mom told me it was like taking a ***** that's the size of a football.
- aussieNickuss, on 12/12/2007, -0/+9Who cut the umbilical cord?
- SpicyViper, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2i assumed the sewer alligators did her a favour
- Vorin, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1crocodiles...
- SpicyViper, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2i assumed the sewer alligators did her a favour
- formergthing, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1Yea I remember the last time I took such a huge dump that I had to cut the umbilical cord.
- mortigon, on 12/12/2007, -1/+166"ahhh, holy *****, I shouldn't have eaten that third burrito"
- DeskFlyer, on 12/12/2007, -4/+461That's a ***** way to start your life.
- blazes816, on 12/12/2007, -2/+45That's punny.
- Sephaa, on 12/12/2007, -0/+13She'll get a lot of crap for that one.
- solo152, on 12/12/2007, -0/+3You all belong in a punitentiary.
- Sephaa, on 12/12/2007, -0/+13She'll get a lot of crap for that one.
- bonds, on 12/12/2007, -3/+28Yeah, what a pisser.
- wbeavis, on 12/12/2007, -4/+3Also "piss poor" would have worked. Kudos.
- xxxana, on 12/12/2007, -0/+4Your comment made my day :)
- leckie, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2You sir, are a legend.
- blazes816, on 12/12/2007, -2/+45That's punny.
- TexasCanuck, on 12/12/2007, -2/+54How do you accidentally flush a full-term pregnancy ?
Was this chick 500lbs perchance ?
*boggles*- DesertDude, on 12/12/2007, -8/+2What's all the hubbub about? It's just a typical abortion.
- slenderdog, on 12/12/2007, -0/+6No, but she was only 9 months old so probably didn't know what was happening.
- theclashrocker, on 12/12/2007, -1/+2500lbs asian woman? How??
- goldfishey, on 12/12/2007, -1/+1Not all women have long difficult births, sometimes they just slide right on out with minimum fuss.
- ICSU, on 12/12/2007, -0/+4No, she wasn't American.
- badwithcomputer, on 12/12/2007, -4/+82i saw this documentary once about danny devito's life- batman returns i think is what it was called. same ***** happened to him and things turned out alright if i remember...even had a political career. it must have been just before taxi.
- SquigglyP, on 12/12/2007, -0/+10He must have had some nose work done, as well.
- basic0, on 12/12/2007, -1/+51You wanna talk political careers? I heard his twin brother became the governor of California.
- kurejibitch, on 12/12/2007, -3/+18Who cares about his twin brother -- his MALE CO-WORKER actually carried a kid to full term back in '94.
- kurejibitch, on 12/12/2007, -7/+3..."Junior" reference! It's highly relevant! I thought it was executed coherently. ): *badum-ching*
- tendonut, on 12/12/2007, -3/+1No one got it I see. Poor people :(
- fitzfan, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2Depends what you consider turning out alright...
- whatthefu, on 12/12/2007, -2/+151This is definitely the biggest what the ***** story of the week.
- UtopiaInTheSky, on 12/12/2007, -1/+22But it's only Tuesday! Who knows what tomorrow will bring?
- Easyoffbam, on 12/12/2007, -0/+5"Stoned naked Ron Paul throws hacked Iphone at Paris Hilton"
Imagine how fast that would make the front page.- bagboyrebel, on 12/12/2007, -0/+3especially if the iPhone was running Ubuntu.
- Easyoffbam, on 12/12/2007, -0/+5"Stoned naked Ron Paul throws hacked Iphone at Paris Hilton"
- UtopiaInTheSky, on 12/12/2007, -1/+22But it's only Tuesday! Who knows what tomorrow will bring?
- SquigglyP, on 12/12/2007, -1/+2I wonder how many people have fallen off that thing when the train turns or changes speed?
Hope that kid never finds out about this little adventure of hers.- TVarmy, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1It's a great story. The kid could get a book deal.
- otatop, on 12/12/2007, -4/+333"The nine month old pregnant woman"
That would have to win "World's Youngest Mother" wouldn't it?- kmckanna, on 12/12/2007, -3/+24Grammar is a magical thing isn't it? Haha.
- Dongvid, on 12/12/2007, -5/+65kudos to the father; that's what I call double penetration.
- Lavarock, on 12/12/2007, -1/+20**MONOCLE**
- tendonut, on 12/12/2007, -0/+8ZING!
- npres1, on 12/12/2007, -0/+8i was hoping someone else caught that too
- sorepheet, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1Damn those 9 month olds getting preggers, babies having babies. Once again a grammatically butchered quip about an interesting article makes it to the front page. WTF??? Content is king here at Digg, proving its what is on the inside of the link that counts; nto hwo teh discripshun was writtened LOL
- TrevorBelmont, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1Is it even accurate, pregnant or not, to call a nine month old a "woman"?
- CtrlAltDeleteDi, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1facepalm...
- MrVictor, on 12/13/2007, -0/+1https://webspace.utexas.edu/warnerwt/picard-facepa ...
I hate illiterates
- mockamonkey, on 12/12/2007, -5/+16Wow that is ridiculous. I understand how she accidentally gave birth on the toilet but how did she accidently flush the baby? Unless it is one of those filthy Asian toilets that dont have a flush (kinda like a porta-potty without the sanitation).
- dasmonki, on 12/12/2007, -0/+9ok, explain, how DID she accidentally give birth on the toilet?
- goldfishey, on 12/13/2007, -0/+1actually its not that uncommon. Women go into labor - but think they have plenty of time, when it turns out they dont. I dont know if its because of pure inexperience, or if the contractions dont feel all that severe - so they dont realise how quickly the bubs progressing.
- sullyz0r, on 12/12/2007, -0/+5Could have just been an automatic toilet...as soon as she got up, it flushed.
- Scumbunny, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1Probably one of those high powered models that uses less water but practically vacuums it down the drain. I'm surprised it wasn't more tragic.
- dasmonki, on 12/12/2007, -0/+9ok, explain, how DID she accidentally give birth on the toilet?
- andrewcsayer, on 12/12/2007, -2/+140Wait! Don't flush! It's got eyes!
- Scumbunny, on 12/12/2007, -0/+5I always check my turds before flushing. Need to see if the corn made it through.
- jubilee123, on 12/12/2007, -23/+11what a ***** birth
- tennisninja38, on 12/12/2007, -8/+1that must've been a tiny baby
- wickedhope170, on 12/12/2007, -2/+2i'm not going to lie, flushing my future child down the toilet is a huge worry of mine.
- devila2208, on 12/12/2007, -3/+1Yeah, I've taken dumps bigger than that.
- cnot3, on 12/12/2007, -7/+70Gives new meaning to dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool.
- loudthing, on 12/12/2007, -17/+6Would have been a lot funnier without 'cosby' in there.
- skinrock, on 12/12/2007, -4/+17that's the joke....
- loudthing, on 12/12/2007, -17/+6Would have been a lot funnier without 'cosby' in there.
- Easyoffbam, on 12/12/2007, -1/+102Digg needs a "WTF" section.
- supermanred, on 12/12/2007, -8/+1That's actually a great idea! It also needs a NSFW section, that would be awesome.
- DarkSamus, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2nah, who wants to get sued?
- supermanred, on 12/12/2007, -8/+1That's actually a great idea! It also needs a NSFW section, that would be awesome.
- Alix7, on 12/12/2007, -1/+10Wasn't there a family guy episode about this?
- BlackJackJester, on 12/12/2007, -0/+3prom night dumpster baby?
- bobsbones, on 12/12/2007, -2/+5Was almost an early christmas for the 'gaters
- 2bees, on 12/12/2007, -17/+4what a crappy way to enter the world. :-)
- idc5, on 12/12/2007, -2/+194th trimester abortion?
- iviasterlambo, on 12/12/2007, -8/+2dude i was about to write the same comment, we think alike. and support the same guy for prez.
- kosmoX, on 12/12/2007, -1/+18You're dating now. That's the rules.
- DarkSamus, on 12/12/2007, -0/+4the ***** couldn't contain his ron paul fanboyism even in this thread
- TVarmy, on 12/12/2007, -0/+5You're on digg, so you guys both automatically support ron paul. He don't support abortion.
- kosmoX, on 12/12/2007, -1/+18You're dating now. That's the rules.
- iviasterlambo, on 12/12/2007, -8/+2dude i was about to write the same comment, we think alike. and support the same guy for prez.
- nerdherder, on 12/12/2007, -2/+57Bono!
- rockjunky116, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1109/More-Cr ...
- bogatash, on 12/12/2007, -0/+16.6 pounds Thats a new record.
- abaddon, on 12/12/2007, -8/+3way do i get the feeling this kids is going to be a POS in life
- DannyBoy7783, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2boo!
- Ajenthavoc, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1I dunno, I'd wager that he'll be the *****.
- G20t99, on 12/12/2007, -1/+29massive dumps don't come out of your *****!!!!
sounds deliberate.- TomTruelle, on 12/12/2007, -0/+7Especially due to the fact that new born babies usually have umbilical cords.
- tendonut, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2Hey, it could be like one of those ***** that is mushy enough to not release from your sphincter, so you sit there wiggling back and forth waiting for the "plunk" sound.
- TomTruelle, on 12/12/2007, -1/+3Only exception to this rule is little baby jesus
- goldfishey, on 12/13/2007, -0/+1man, didn't they teach basic biology at your schools? I can understand someone with no clue about pregancy and labour not understanding how a women feels the sensation of needing the loo, but the umbilical cord doesnt stay attached to the mother. It stays attached to the baby. Think about it - if it stayed attached to the mother, each time a women gave birth she would gain another dangly bit!!
And by the time you realise that a baby is about to crown, you dont have a lot of time left. - if she was pushing hard, amd it was just a paticulaly easy birth, that kid would have just flown out of there.
Its possible it was deliberate, its also possible she meant to catch it, and missed or dropped it. Slippery little sucker to hang onto on a rocking train. or she just didnt realise it would come so soon - maybe she thought it was early labor and she had plenty of time left?
- TomTruelle, on 12/12/2007, -0/+7Especially due to the fact that new born babies usually have umbilical cords.
- oruland, on 12/12/2007, -1/+1wow, somebody get the kid a psychiatrist now.
- thisisfunah, on 12/12/2007, -0/+21it really is a hard habit to break,
not flushing after going... - aaabatteries, on 12/12/2007, -2/+17Just like Bono!
- Dbeneath, on 12/12/2007, -4/+2this is the most ***** up ***** i have ever heard.
- insomniac8400, on 12/12/2007, -1/+33I think she did it wrong.
- tendonut, on 12/12/2007, -2/+5That comment deserves an epic win.
- mastaphoo, on 12/12/2007, -2/+2L2 give birth, woman.
- RevHelix, on 12/12/2007, -5/+36Would it be proper to call the child a little *****?
- jazzboyrules, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1The Chinese translation of that name would still sound normal Chinese to non-Chinese people.
- thailand1972, on 12/12/2007, -0/+41Well surely the mother cut the umbilical cord? I mean come on - I find it impossible to believe the mother thought it was a call of nature. Even if the umbilical cord breaks naturally, she was 9 months pregnant :you're going to look and feel VERY different after giving birth.
This may be more about the abandonment of a baby than an "accident".
The story appears to be real too : http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/archives/20 ...- HayString, on 12/12/2007, -0/+6The first thing I did was search the comments for the word "umbilical" and you're the only person so far with enough sense to think of that.
Goddamn you diggers are dumb and gullible!
It is not possible to give birth without knowing. She would have had to have cut the umbilical cord. Plus there's the afterbirth, what'd she do with that?
Also the baby was in the toiled for at least 1.5 hrs, and was still alive. Are you telling me the toilet was heated? *****!- Tyrghast, on 12/12/2007, -0/+6decomposing ***** is actually very warm
- DarkSamus, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2heated toilets? calling the patent office
- ordig, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1Japan already beat you.
- goldfishey, on 12/13/2007, -0/+1why would she have had to cut the umbilical cord? please explain
- sloonark, on 12/12/2007, -1/+3Where does it say that she was unaware that she had given birth? She may not have have known what was going on at the time, but I'm pretty sure she realised pretty quickly.
- DarkSamus, on 12/12/2007, -0/+4she just didn't give a *****
- ericisshort, on 12/12/2007, -0/+4you'd think that she could just fish the baby by the umbilical cord. Then just a couple couple wet wipes later, crisis averted.
- s0nicfreak, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1Maybe it wasn't cut? Possibly the placenta came out still attached to the baby, or the umbilical cord was snapped from the force of the flush.
- goldfishey, on 12/13/2007, -0/+1or possibly thats how the poor thing got jammed in the pipe in the first place, If the toilet sucked the rest of the mess down,
- HayString, on 12/12/2007, -0/+6The first thing I did was search the comments for the word "umbilical" and you're the only person so far with enough sense to think of that.
- adooga, on 12/12/2007, -3/+25I'm happy for the baby, but on a more serious note:
Whenever I reply to a comment the thread gets all messed up and all the replies are in the wrong order and even the time stamps don't make any sense and I've had enough.
I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANY MORE!- rnbw, on 12/12/2007, -0/+19then get up from your chair and stick your head out the window and yell like there's no tommorrow...
- adambadam, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2Check out how they are sorted by at the top of the comments for each story and make it by date, not diggs
- Hosalabad, on 12/12/2007, -0/+3Yeah *****.
- johnnybravoh, on 12/12/2007, -8/+8"The nine month old pregnant woman..."
That's pretty damned young to be pregnant.
Kids these days.- Fracture98, on 12/12/2007, -0/+3She's a tribble.
- Tyrghast, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2i thought we poisoned all those buggers
- Fracture98, on 12/12/2007, -0/+4And you call yourself a nerd?
"Before they went into warp, I beamed the whole kit and kaboodle into their engine room... where they'll be no tribble at all."
- Fracture98, on 12/12/2007, -0/+4And you call yourself a nerd?
- Tyrghast, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2i thought we poisoned all those buggers
- Fracture98, on 12/12/2007, -0/+3She's a tribble.
- Books, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2That's amazing.
- Lavarock, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2more information than needed
- comocomo, on 12/12/2007, -2/+1what do you say after that?
"Oh.. My bad dudes"- itspuddingtime, on 12/12/2007, -0/+3"The President has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?"
- vladin, on 12/12/2007, -0/+14Hey, thats not corn.
- tendonut, on 12/12/2007, -0/+2I don't remember eatin' any corn!
- johnmcgowan, on 12/12/2007, -3/+0man. my mother was born in the toilet, luckily not flushed though.
- Oakie1, on 12/12/2007, -1/+2DUDEE, WHAT THE FUUCKK
(second time this week) - TheBuzzKiller, on 12/12/2007, -1/+6That kid took the poo train to brown town
- ModernMindofM, on 12/12/2007, -10/+3Why couldn't something like this have happened to Barbara Bush?
- Fracture98, on 12/12/2007, -1/+5No flush toilets where she grew up.
- ElectroBot, on 12/12/2007, -1/+2I think it did.
It would explain a lot.
- skinrock, on 12/12/2007, -0/+11Hope the kid doesn't flush her life away.
- DarkSamus, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1yeah, this isn't something you can just wipe clean and start fresh
- mbthompson, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1Seriously, she will have to strain and push herself into becoming a normal person.
- rnbw, on 12/12/2007, -5/+1imagine what the kids funeral will be like... "hey! remember that time when i accidentelly flushed you out in a train toilet, in which you were stuck for 1 and a half hour? oh yeah you don't, you'd just been born" *much laughter amongst the crowd* the former baby: "wait.. what?!"
- thailand1972, on 12/12/2007, -0/+14So you're saying.....at the kid's funeral, even though the kid is dead, she can still listen and talk to those attending her own funeral?
- mrmacky, on 12/12/2007, -0/+5Dugg for the most logical statement I've heard on digg all day.
- unearth, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1I feel like creating another account so I can digg that comment twice.
- rnbw, on 12/12/2007, -1/+2i meant wedding, i am too tired for commenting on mothers flushing their babys i guess
- DarkSamus, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1you got issues kid when you mix up funeral and wedding, wait... maybe you are right
- thailand1972, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1....well, sad but true: many weddings determine the timing of somebody's death (suicide via wife taking the kids, house, money). Now there's a cheery thought.
- s0nicfreak, on 12/12/2007, -1/+1They're pretty much the same thing.
- DarkSamus, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1you got issues kid when you mix up funeral and wedding, wait... maybe you are right
- thailand1972, on 12/12/2007, -0/+14So you're saying.....at the kid's funeral, even though the kid is dead, she can still listen and talk to those attending her own funeral?
- ReCkLeSsX, on 12/12/2007, -1/+18I hope I'm not the only one who immediately thought of Bono...
9 Courics!- MerryMortician, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1NAILED IT.
- thailand1972, on 12/12/2007, -1/+14OK, after bothering to read an article that had the details of this, it appears the mother passed out in the same toilet :-
"The woman, identified by her last name Shao (邵), boarded the northbound express train alone in Ruisui (瑞穗), Hualien County. She was discovered lying down in the lavatory of the second carriage at around 10am. "
http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/archives/20 ... - Uranium118, on 12/12/2007, -1/+12That weights 10 kurics!
- Dylson, on 12/12/2007, -5/+2Thats what I like to call EPIC FAILURE!
- bryanricker, on 12/12/2007, -4/+14a "nine month old pregnant woman"?!?!?! jeez, kids are having sex younger and younger every generation.
- unearth, on 12/12/2007, -1/+3THIS IS NOT A JOKE -- YOU ARE THE 10,000th IDENTICAL COMMENT. CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE.
- warriorlink, on 12/12/2007, -1/+11"accidentally"
- fate3, on 12/12/2007, -2/+1that's what drew me to the article
- Leach, on 12/12/2007, -1/+1I call *****
- kurejibitch, on 12/12/2007, -1/+1A nine month old pregnant woman? Now THAT'S early development!
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