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33 Comments
- chieflbm, on 11/02/2009, -7/+31Everyone knows the Curry Axe doesn't work.
- inactive, on 11/03/2009, -1/+13These frivolous lawsuits are only supposed to happen in the USA.
Quit stealing our "stupid population" thunder! - fluidfoundation, on 11/03/2009, -1/+13As God awful as Axe smells, I see it as retribution for the 90's where a lot of girls thought it was great to bathe in that Vanilla Fields perfume.
- fluidfoundation, on 11/03/2009, -1/+12You have to mix it with the Chutney Axe.
- RIB08, on 11/03/2009, -0/+9This article is 100% about that icon.
- Haoie, on 11/03/2009, -0/+8So who else is sick of hoaxes as some promotional tool?
- AmyVernon, on 11/02/2009, -0/+8Yeah, who didn't see that coming?
- whytey, on 11/03/2009, -1/+7A Digg user already said this when the story was posted.
BURIED - inactive, on 11/03/2009, -0/+4Go ahead and read the last few sentences. If you fail to recognize the obvious marketing then you deserve to be ***** on by Carrot Top. Everyone who dugg this article, what the ***** is wrong with you? Also, I dare you to find a woman who thinks axe smells good. I ***** dare you.
- TheyCMeTrollin, on 11/03/2009, -0/+3all the gullible digg users that took it as an opportunities to get on their soap box about "bros" and how they'd rather smell like week old ketchup and mountain dew than wear something like axe
- ileftfark, on 11/03/2009, -1/+4But it was reported by Ananova... everyone knows they don't just make ***** up!
- ortucis, on 11/03/2009, -0/+3You are a retard.
- fxu1989, on 11/03/2009, -0/+2What gave it away?
It couldn't possibly be the fact that it started on theFAKINGnews.com. It sounds totally legit! - Atario, on 11/05/2009, -0/+1Since when is someone not getting that a story is satire and reporting it straight "a hoax"? I thought a hoax was something purposely intended to mislead...
- Atario, on 11/05/2009, -0/+1You mean those "frivolous" lawsuits that are completely fictional? Ok.
- IamNOTmrT, on 11/03/2009, -0/+1Everyone knows Sex Panther works.
- moosetoga, on 11/03/2009, -0/+1Or, like, 100s of 1000s, even!
- BabySinister, on 11/03/2009, -1/+2Axe is for kids
- Enterres, on 11/04/2009, -0/+1The idea is to attract women who are already addicted to cigarettes, as far as i can tell. Addicts will, over time, almost completely destroy their sense of smell and taste, so in that respect Axe may even smell good to them.
- inactive, on 11/03/2009, -0/+1Wait, it's not April, WTF?
- Sashwan, on 11/03/2009, -0/+1Psstt... I have a flying pig for sale. Are you interested in it?
- DAC1138, on 11/03/2009, -0/+1derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. When the story came to digg for the 5th time a few days ago,everyone knew it from the previous and original story from the UK.So it's not that this article is news, but for those that didn't read the comments before the dugg now know it's fake.
- whytey, on 11/04/2009, -0/+1A person from India. IT WAS YOU!
- dkitch, on 11/04/2009, -0/+1Brody Ruckus threesome, anyone?
- kafka47, on 11/03/2009, -1/+1Filed under the 'duhh' deparment
- Kookami, on 11/03/2009, -1/+1Axe, or Lynx as its labelled in Australia (don't ask), has a pictographic formula on the back of the can
It reads ( bodyspray + spraying = women ^2 )
So if this man uses Axe and has zero women, his chances are now squared. Zero squared? Zero.
If he had a single woman in his life... one squared? One woman.
It's AFTER this point the mathematical benefits of Axe become apparent. Two women? Four. Three women? Nine. And soforth.
The man would've had no case, he got what he was mathematically promised.
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/48/lynxr.jpg - getjustin, on 11/03/2009, -1/+1I first read this on Ananova, so I figured as much.
- gerrylazlo, on 11/03/2009, -1/+1The girl in that thumbnail is a hoax.
- MeloniusThunk, on 11/03/2009, -2/+1OK a thousand internets to the person who can identify the model in the thumbnail. It looks like Kalucha, but I can't be sure.
- Cleetus76, on 11/03/2009, -1/+0Dugg for the smoking hot chick! Mmm Hilary.
- shadowspawn, on 11/03/2009, -3/+1People really visit Ananova nowadays? Didn't that site die?
- whytey, on 11/03/2009, -5/+2While Axe grooming products can help guys look, smell and feel great, there is only so much we can do; the rest is up to guys themselves. :(
- ggidxus, on 11/03/2009, -3/+0I got some curry powder the other day, not bad in moderation.



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