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Ashamed to be seen reading Harry Potter?

pointlesswasteoftime.com — Here you can find some fake book jackets you can print out and wrap around the Deathly Hallows to keep your friends from bugging you. Warning: Some of the books are somewhat adult in nature.

Who dugg this? Made popular Jul 16, 2007

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  • jklyon, on 10/11/2007, -1/+190Dugg for Prisoners of Ass Cabin.
  • SantaClauz, on 10/11/2007, -5/+100"The man reading this book sitting across from your is very intelligent. You should ask him out." - NYTimes

    If I ever saw that, I think I actually would ask the person in front of me out... even if it was a guy. Then again, us diggers are used to rejection :-(
  • nextag82, on 10/11/2007, -4/+86HAhahaha..Penis Reduction Surgery....Classic!
  • Verdanic, on 10/11/2007, -0/+69"The anal sex sequences, particularly chapters 1, 3-5, 7, 10-16, and 22-30, are described in such graphic, intricate detail, that I literally vomited on my copy of the book."

    -Ron Dursley, The New York Times
  • MawBTS, on 10/11/2007, -4/+65Genius, that's all I can say. There's a book cover for every occasion. For the curious, all of the covers reference Harry Potter in some way. It's like a secret code for underground Harry Potter fans so we can recognize each other at train stations and bus stops.

    Why has no-one thought of this until now?
  • houndeyex, on 10/11/2007, -2/+62"How to Shave your Balls with a Butcher Knife"

    Epic.
  • skyshock1, on 10/11/2007, -0/+60http://www.metacafe.com/watch/497139/south_park_harry_potter/

    "What are you guys doing?"
    "We're playing Harry Potter!"
    ...
    "HA! FAGS!"
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+53lol @ "my wife read one page, screamed, and grew a *****" from Death Hall
  • radicaldementia, on 10/11/2007, -2/+54because the people who are too ashamed to admit they read harry potter were too ashamed to announce their way of covering their shame....and the people who aren't too ashamed either flagrantly display their lack of shame or simply don't leave their parent's basement.
  • tidu, on 10/11/2007, -0/+51Haha this is less about hiding your Harry Potter book than it is about absolutely ***** hilariousness.
  • tokage, on 10/11/2007, -8/+43Or, you could just not give a ***** about what others think and enjoy your book.

    I could think of a lot worse things to be seen reading than Harry Potter.
  • dhVyse, on 10/11/2007, -0/+35The road through the mountains is paved... with rape.
  • malfourmed, on 10/11/2007, -3/+23It's the cover I'll be using. Mine's ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wand for charm work. My father, on the other hand, favoured a mahogany wand. Eleven inches.
  • Rodalli, on 10/11/2007, -1/+18***** brilliant. This link delivers, over and over again. This page was so unabashedly macho that my dick grew a beard and then cockslapped my wife.
  • mgroat, on 10/11/2007, -2/+18...Or you could read whatever you want without feeling the need be ashamed of it.
  • maci01, on 10/11/2007, -0/+14I laughed pretty hard..Also on the back it reads:
    "Are you on a TIRELESS search for the MANLIEST way to shave your balls?"
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -2/+13Jr.? Is that you?
  • cornerbodega, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11"My wife read one page, screamed, and grew a *****"
    hahaha
    Brilliant. Classy.
  • Pantyshotz, on 10/11/2007, -6/+17I would be more ashamed by some of these book covers than the Harry Potter one...
  • Wilf55, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10Don't get too excited, it's not a real book.
  • tehpwnrate, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10It pains me to digg down a fellow "Teh" dude, but the point isn't so much that we're afraid of what people think. It's that these are some ***** awesome book covers, and conveniently, they can hide that you're reading a children's book.
  • joewashere, on 10/11/2007, -1/+11dugg for creepy looking guy with butcher knife
  • EmmSee, on 10/11/2007, -0/+9Wow, someone put a lot of work into these, and damn was it worth it... THESE ARE ***** GREAT!
  • ostracize, on 10/11/2007, -0/+9"Yeah, probably would've been better if I came in *before* the sodomy"
  • dvsbastard, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8Yeah for sure... because that would of been much more funny... and people were actually really considering using these...

    :/
  • Pixelante, on 10/11/2007, -3/+11If I'm not ashamed of being on Digg, why should I be ashamed of reading Harry Potter?
    'Nuff said.
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9I'm going to print out a Nancy Drew cover for my book.
  • demodawid, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7Here's and idea: Learn how to get a joke.
  • 28dayslater, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8Ass Cabin looked wha wha we wa, but seriously, if you are embarrassed, just download the audio book which is sure to leaked at the same time.
  • h4mx0r, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8Titles. Now.
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7I dugg this for the Penis Reduction book cover. Pure ***** awesome.
  • MawBTS, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6It still has the same words on the cover, they just change the art to make it look less kiddy.
  • DIGGerPhelpsND, on 10/11/2007, -2/+8Actually, they have thought of this. There are 2 UK covers. One is the "adult" version.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/pictures/galleries/newsid_3416000/3416125.stm
  • Lonespear, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5I totally agree. Humor is completely immature.
  • Edjarosu, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6While I was reading this article my dog took a cursory glance at the screen and transformed into Fenrir. Now he's salivating all over the place.

    Thanks a whole ***** lot, PWOTters.
  • StephanieCrewe, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5My older brother reads Harry Potter and he sucks off sailors down the harbour in a Disney princess costume.
  • snarkleclackers, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4"My wife read one page, screamed, and grew a *****" - Cleveland Plain-Dealer
  • TheSkinsFactory, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4"The Prisoner of Ass Cabin" - that made the food pop out of my mouth haha
  • HanzMoleman, on 10/11/2007, -7/+11I work in a bookstore, and there's actually an adult version of every Harry Potter book; some content, different cover.
  • redhook, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4You run out of new porn pretty fast in the Marines. Seriously.
  • ganlet, on 10/11/2007, -2/+6what about the idiots guide to shaving your balls
  • okie4life, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4I read them when I was in school and then, as would happen when one book is released per year, I was eventually too old for eighth grade. Oh wait, maybe all eighth graders should just read the ones that have come out at that point. your a loser.
  • sail191912, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4like cheezy Fabio-covered 'romance' books
  • Eliza101, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5Sounds good, Douchey McDoucherson.
  • GliTCH82, on 10/11/2007, -2/+6*hilarity.

    Wait, did I just totally miss the point of your post? God damnit
  • jmpeagle, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4"The Road Though The Mountains is Paved.....With Rape"
    -hahahahahaha, classic
  • merreborn, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Yaah! Litterassy is fer queers!
  • nonzzero, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Favorite - "Marooned on an island with nothing to *****... but his GREATEST ENEMY."
  • hulez, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3not even elmo's naked adventure through queer land?
  • thomas, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Dugg for "Do you suffer from Wangus Gigantis?"
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