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- skunk3gr33n1, on 10/12/2007, -2/+79Wrong, Cops love Krispy Kreme first, Dunkin Donuts second. No self respecting law enforcement officer would eat a donut in a can.
- FreakyD, on 10/10/2007, -0/+68Well, it is a lot more marketable than the Anti-Ticket blow job.
- vsujohn2, on 10/10/2007, -2/+58Thats one quick way to insult a cop with some stale ass donut....
- JonnyTrombone, on 10/10/2007, -3/+49How is $9.95 "cheap" for a donut? Even ultra-fancy donuts are like $0.75. I think the most I've ever seen was $0.95 for a donut the size of a person's head.
- shortarabguy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+46The tin canister was made by Apple.
- soulknowledge, on 10/10/2007, -0/+26I offered and anti-ticket beer and got arrested... Cops are so uptight
- rot13ubercrypto, on 10/10/2007, -0/+23Yeah, he'll love it when you reach into your glove compartment to fetch the damn thing.
"Shot while retrieving a donut in the course of attempting to bribe a police officer" is not something I want as my epitaph... - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+23I like it! But I'm thinking this might be the "Please make sure you give me a ticket" donut
- PurpZeY, on 10/10/2007, -7/+27This is perfect for when I get pulled over by Chief Wiggum.
- Mackofalltrades, on 10/10/2007, -0/+18***** you never know when you might have to challenge someone to a duel.
- mysteri0usdrx, on 10/10/2007, -3/+20WOW LETS JUST TURN THIS INTO A COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT DISCUSSION ON POLICE BRUTALITY!
/cruise control - MerryMortician, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16the best would be when the news shows your bullet ridden body and the can is lying next to your outstretched palm in a pool of dried blood. officer = "I thought it was a weapon"
- shortarabguy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16Further perpetuating the stereotype that cops are humorless *****, Riggs54 gets the award for "meanest comment" on this article.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+17"At just $9.95, it's cheap"
10 bucks for donut is cheap? - sockpuppets, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14Well you do "sound" like a cop.
- srodolff, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13Did anyone else notice that if you click through to the website you get "The Anti-Ticket Donut is a novelty only. It will not get you out of a ticket, it is not a real food product, and it will not freshen your breath.
This product is for entertainment purposes only."? - alien420, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12hide your stash.
- liquisoft, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10Wow. That's just insulting.
"Here's a donut I've had sitting in a can for 8 months, knowing I would get a ticket and that you'd be dumb enough to eat this turd in a can. So do I still get a ticket, or are you going to eat this stale pastry that's been sitting in my 300-degree glove compartment for nearly a year?" - jamangold, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10The Anti-Ticket donut is a fun way to get your teeth kicked in.
- AxeSwinger, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10I once pulled over a guy for speeding at 3am. I just wanted to make sure he was not drunk. I made my approach and asked him if he know why I pulled him over. With a straight face he said, "But, of coarse." and handed me a bottle of dijon mustard. Well, I'm sure he tried it before and after but I let him go with a verbal and laughed on my way back to the unit.
- orangekid13, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10but you won't get a ticket... you get tased, bro!
- Error601, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9That will just get you the extra "smart ass" ticket.
- shortarabguy, on 10/10/2007, -3/+12Cheaper than a ticket.
- Rikushix, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9Go out to Krispy Kreme, and for the price of one of these, get 12 hot ones. Oh, and while you're standing in line, they'll probably give you some more too. At least one. Maybe another 12.
- Rikushix, on 10/10/2007, -2/+10"I am proceeding on foot!"
- markajanssen, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9It's actually the iDonut.
- aacase, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8I can see the digg headline already: BREAKING: Police Brutality after victim offers donut
- SniperX, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8mMmMm Apple Donuts.. aghaghghhgh
- AxeSwinger, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Sure because cops don't act like a moth to light with a donut around.
- Frayed_Knot, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Cops hate everything everyone does.
- sldSquirrel, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5"Call in a code eight!"
"We need pretzels, repeat, pretzels!" - Todamont, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6As long as they don't handcuff you it's a funny gag. Apparently its real easy to choke yourself while in handcuffs.
- Goombellaofgoom, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7Or get numb fingers in the wintertime...
- X9001, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7That would only get you tazed
- AlanLivingston, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4His W-2? Why would he show his W-2? Why would I want to know how much money he's making? Why would I even expect to be informed how much money he makes. His badge number and the charge is good enough for me and that's on the summons.
One other thing... Does he only show his documentation to the passengers or is he an extremely nimble long arm of the law that plucks only the passengers out of speeding cars, leaving the drivers to go about their business? - elementfire, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4The maker has some BS explanation about how he's a smalltime business person. "Support the little guy!"
- Tetraca, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4I hear you get extra points if you give them bacon as well.
- UtopiaInTheSky, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Hi, spaceninja, just a quick suggestion for you: Stop posting on Digg. Thanks man.
- cmiller1, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Did anyone else misread that as Anti-Donut Ticket and think it was a new crazy political party vying for the US presidency with a platform of harsh restriction on donut trafficking
- LilJimmyNordin, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3We all know Riggs is a mean ***** of a cop. That's why he was assigned to Murtaugh. Guy's wife AND girlfriend were killed, cut him a break.
- dehemke, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Wow. Since you put it that way, I can definitely see some cops falling for it.
- Goombellaofgoom, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Okay. Can do. ;)
- Goombellaofgoom, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3There is no fun way to get tazed.
- kbeast, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Finally, a way to get beaten with a nightstick.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2rofl, someone told me to keep the registration and insurance on the visor for that very reason. Cops hate it when someone reaches for something
- Goombellaofgoom, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3I'd need to see the fine print. Do they GUARANTEE anti-ticket powers? If not, then no way will I buy it.
- cyberscape2, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3Pfft. Let's duel, *****.
- 4UIDigg, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1how about some anti-ticket mc'goodness instead?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-661038231 ... - AvalonLake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1You would be surprised what cops will eat.......but seriously no ***** they are not about to eat something from someone they pulled over. They are in enough trouble trusting what they order even with fast food. A large amount of them get their food glassed in FL all the time.
- mfpratte, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1never heard of shipley's donuts but all in know is that where i live Round Rock donuts are the best
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