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- hydratedsquash, on 10/11/2007, -6/+175The same kid did both essays, but the story of Walt Whitman, 3,000 year old, 90 story tall child molester, needs to be in print.
- dbhaley, on 10/11/2007, -5/+151"If Jimmy was forgotten by history, how do you know about him?"
Touche`, teacher. - rompom7, on 10/11/2007, -2/+144You forgot my favorite: http://ubersite.com/m/56674
- danielbachhuber, on 10/11/2007, -8/+118Genius! The bio of Walt Whitman is the best. I can't believe kids actually turned that stuff in.
- creativeamp68, on 10/11/2007, -0/+109What I want to know is...WHERE IS PETER NGUYEN NOW??
- Cenobite, on 10/11/2007, -3/+109While you hop in the Mystery Machine and go look for proof, the rest of us will enjoy the belly laugh and get on with our lives.
- GawtMilk, on 10/11/2007, -0/+99I actually pulled the "here it is!" on my math final today, but then pussied out and wrote the answer next to it. Knowing my teacher [he's the one who talked about half life / gordon freeman, and logarithms / all your base], he's probably seen the image before...on Digg. He'll probably write something like, "here's your grade!" pointing to a big "F".
- themastersb, on 10/11/2007, -0/+93Like all black youths, Jimmy joined a gang in order to get his "props"
- hammerpants, on 10/11/2007, -5/+82@toe...: I wish you would "r" your "yours."
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -4/+80This has been on the Digg front page at least half a dozen times in the last 3 months. And we're still not any closer to figuring out if these are fictitious or real.
- Dynamosa, on 10/11/2007, -4/+75The opposite of 'Pro'...
Noob = best answer ever. - jpmoney03, on 10/11/2007, -0/+68Wow how was that worth even 61%.
- Nougat, on 10/11/2007, -3/+69@nights0223 (#7124652)
The Peter Nguyen ones are definitely "artistic license." I hadn't seen the 'noob' one before. - landmonster, on 10/11/2007, -4/+58Is it part of the Digg terms of service that this exact series of images has to be posted every couple of weeks?
- tedlove, on 10/11/2007, -2/+53real or not, these were great. especially the last one on the mysterious world war ii hero, mcperson.
- ophilye, on 10/11/2007, -2/+49Another Peter Nguyen essay:
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen4.jpg - damentz, on 10/11/2007, -2/+48"The greeks invented anal lube. This is my conclusion. THE END."
Best conclusion ever. - GeForce8800GTX, on 10/11/2007, -3/+48http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/9555/hostorylolwe0.jpg
I think this one takes the cake. - fatpads, on 10/11/2007, -0/+42"Page is to(sic) big"...
I'm not sure which is worse.
props for getting '***** douche bag' in the second line.
I won a bet once for legitimately getting the phrases 'gangbang sex orgy' and 'the Nazi policy on anti-semitism was a good idea because' into an exam... it was general studies so I'm not sure that really counts as an exam though... - swordedge, on 10/11/2007, -0/+38the here it is X thing is many many decades old
- RADEONhead, on 10/11/2007, -0/+36http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Batman%20Integral.jpg
thats one of my favorites! - anagoge, on 10/11/2007, -2/+37ACTUAL, FACTUAL, INTERACTIVACTUAL. Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Bananaphoooone.
- Wonderkind, on 10/11/2007, -2/+35This was very helpful.
Previously, I had never been able to find "x" or Waldo.
Now I'm half way there. - danwallace, on 10/11/2007, -4/+37Well, you ARE my idol.
- seattlephantom, on 10/11/2007, -1/+34" Walt Whitman might seem like a real cool guy, but in reality he's a whinny ass pussy."
I love how this was for "Honors English" - heatmizuh, on 10/11/2007, -0/+32My favorite: "...little did he know that right behind him was Hitler..." The teacher's response was priceless -- "Oh God, No..."
- pault107, on 10/11/2007, -2/+33Damn, just out of curiousity I checked tubgirl.com :-|
Oh how I wish I didn't. - evilesttoast, on 10/11/2007, -1/+32I hope that the teacher typed in tubgirl
- BowieX, on 10/11/2007, -0/+29Funny! Especially how #1 and #3 got marked right in this question:
http://a3.vox.com/6a00d4142880b93c7f00d09e5fd173be2b-500pi - Lemm, on 10/11/2007, -0/+29peter: 'But right behind him was hitler!"
teacher: 'oh god no'
the comments on Jimmy McPerson are the best!
also the elephant almost got me in trouble
(at school; shouldn't be laughing) - ldjarmin, on 10/11/2007, -1/+30So, they're 24 hours old?
- FishPoisonCon, on 10/11/2007, -5/+33someone needs to build RetroDIGG: for all that ***** that everyone (except you) already knows about.
- Skanadian, on 10/11/2007, -0/+28Yea, they're real because the submitted put ACTUAL FACTUAL in caps lock.
- Walker2323, on 10/11/2007, -7/+34How many times will this same story be posted?
- bremma, on 10/11/2007, -1/+27There is a good chance of those having actually been turned in. One of my high school friends wrote an essay about how Mark Twain wrote stories just to give students pointless homework to do. The teacher's reaction was magical.
- apg88, on 10/11/2007, -1/+27El Niño paper is another great one: http://www.blackroses.com/~skip/tower/mphtower.com/videos/funny_essay.gif
- k0vic, on 10/11/2007, -2/+27Seriously, Mondays are rough, and this just made my day. I had to stop reading it cause i was about to lose it in my cube. lol
- polyGone, on 10/11/2007, -0/+25"Oedipus snorted two lines of coke off his dead dad."
--lol - sonaboy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+23I think the fact that the teacher is trying to correct the essay all the way to the end is probably the most hilarious part of that picture.
hahahah - an7agonist, on 10/11/2007, -0/+23"I WILL ***** KILL YOU AND YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT! And that's what Oedipus told his father."
great line - psykiv, on 10/11/2007, -0/+23Dugg for the essays. Also, according to wikipedia, "noob" *is* a word. Next time the teacher should look it up.
- theone3, on 10/11/2007, -1/+22#3 is spelled wrong
- ayeroxor, on 10/11/2007, -3/+24"You obviously understood eachother, why bother correcting the grammar?"
Nice comma splice. Idiots like you will turn the entire human race back into apes.
"He grunted angrily. You obviously understood him. Why should people use words?" - philconow, on 10/11/2007, -0/+21http://ubersite.com/m/56674
made me cry a little - Judicata, on 10/11/2007, -0/+21dugg for the "Oh God, no" written in when Hitler is introduced.
- jmarcin, on 10/11/2007, -0/+20@ophilye:
Even funnier than the content in Peter Nguyen's essays is that the paper you shared with us is dated 2004, indicating that he was not only able to graduate high school but he potentially made it to his second year of college (Poli Sci 201). Hilarious. - bargainmusic, on 10/11/2007, -2/+22Although none of these answers are FACTUAL, they are pretty funny.
- toekneebullard, on 10/11/2007, -11/+29I wish you would capitalize you "i"s
- dodus, on 10/11/2007, -0/+17"Use the radioactive ooze!"
- FlagrantDrugUse, on 10/11/2007, -2/+18And its still funny now, butthole.
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