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jimgeary.com — Here's a look at some of the winners of 'the worst analogies ever written in a high school essay' contest.

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  • bightchee, on 11/02/2007, -0/+10This article is about as enjoyable as another article on Digg where I read it and was mildly amused.
  • akkibaba, on 11/02/2007, -0/+3Well played, sir. +1 thumb to you.
  • bflfab, on 11/02/2007, -0/+3Totally agree this one was actually very well done:
    Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man." (Russell Beland, Springfield)
  • coolian, on 11/02/2007, -0/+2"Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze."

    WTF.
  • MacEnvy, on 11/02/2007, -0/+2"His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free."

    Actually, that one's pretty good.
  • doctechnical, on 11/02/2007, -0/+1No, but there was a pretty blatant Douglas Adams rip-off.
  • doctechnical, on 11/02/2007, -0/+1Anyone else remember "From the Slushpile"? It was a semi-regular feature in National Lampoon, stuff actually submitted to book publishers. And that made this stuff look good.
  • DariusMonsef, on 11/02/2007, -1/+2Worst Analogies... or Best? Some of those were pretty great.
  • ITpolitico, on 11/02/2007, -0/+1I feel sorry for this guy Russell Beland from Springfield. He made the list FOUR times!
  • whatthefu, on 11/02/2007, -0/+1What the ***** is a simile or metaphor? I do not know. Let's just call these things by their broad term.
  • allaboutdatiki, on 11/02/2007, -1/+2"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. (Unknown)"

    How the heck did they find my kid's handiwork?
  • vsujohn2, on 11/02/2007, -0/+1"McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup."
    Im sorry but thats actually pretty ***** funny
  • DustPuppySnr, on 11/02/2007, -0/+1That is as stupid as the stupid joke told by the stupid guy from stupid town that fell down the stupid tree and got hit by every branch.
  • Error601, on 11/02/2007, -2/+2What, no Orwell or Hitler ones?

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