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And In the End, Scissors Beat Paper [PIC]

funimg.info — Hitler must have never learned how to play rock, paper, scissors as a kid.

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etsa, on 11/27/2007, -43/+5strangely... facinating.
- mem2, on 11/27/2007, -19/+4come on, this was on the front page less that 2 days ago.
- i3x171um, on 11/27/2007, -5/+3I'll guess you're getting dugg down for "facinating," but I'm not sure.
  - AdHaR, on 11/27/2007, -3/+3yup...should have been *fascinating*...
  - mydigga, on 11/27/2007, -1/+2or *fascistating*...
Member148, on 11/27/2007, -26/+6Liked it. :-)
spin-docta, on 11/27/2007, -3/+673I guess Hitler beats Black power movement though :-/
- quigles3000, on 11/27/2007, -6/+78Logged in to digg you.
- dinostabOMG, on 11/27/2007, -2/+95Which beats... Churchill?
  - demonsnake69, on 11/27/2007, -3/+14FDR runs over Churchill and wins!
    - killerofkiller, on 11/27/2007, -0/+4too soon
  - nullx42, on 11/27/2007, -8/+13well churchhill was racist... so yeah i guess it all works out.
    - richardiscool, on 11/27/2007, -7/+26Churchill was SO racist, he wanted to kill all blacks and Jews!
      Oh, no, wait, that's the WRONG ***** SIDE YOU IDIOT.
      - nullx42, on 11/27/2007, -2/+1http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig/raico-churchill1.h ... lurn2reasurch.
      - richardiscool, on 11/27/2007, -1/+1Looking on some ***** anti-state wanker's blog isn't research. Have some ***** respect you worthless *****.
  - BinaryMadman, on 11/27/2007, -1/+27Clinton beats them all!
    http://i2.tinypic.com/8aeetn9.jpg
    
    It's a rock with a thumbtack on the end.
    - TheCosmicFool, on 11/27/2007, -0/+18Its a hand grenade. Clinton wins the world.
  - tdp301, on 11/27/2007, -2/+1Clement Attlee?
- egonSchiele, on 11/27/2007, -26/+0please see:
  http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=gro ...
- f3l1x, on 11/27/2007, -5/+2Exactly what I though. "Fist in the air" beats down the man when it gets the chance but gets destroyed by denocide (had he had his way) of which genocide is taken down by... the man. Yea I know its full of holes but it works.
  - f3l1x, on 11/27/2007, -4/+2***** digg wouldn't let me edit when i prematurely... submitted. s/denocide/genocide || s/though/thought. sigh
- aukxsona, on 11/27/2007, -8/+1Black power beats scissors....
- Nac85, on 11/27/2007, -2/+4This is not true, as if you have seen Demetri's Martin skit, you'd understand that... "Paper covers rock.... Rock's still okay! No structural damage. Rock can break out of paper at any time, just say the word."
- KingGorilla, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1Black power movement beats hippies
yomamaisfat, on 11/27/2007, -7/+54I always thought Hitler was looking for a high five every time he did his salute.
- adequateftw, on 01/21/2008, -0/+1Back then, it was of course called a "heil five".
chingy1788, on 11/27/2007, -10/+42but rock beats scissors, and paper beats rock

we have a conundrum
- Sozin, on 11/27/2007, -9/+4Then who has the rock?
  - lex0nyc, on 11/27/2007, -0/+15Hollywood.
  - AndrewDB, on 01/10/2008, -2/+1Eva Braun, Hitler's Mistress.
    
    What.. she hid under one for all the years during the war, why wouldn't she have one?
  - Duncast, on 11/27/2007, -1/+2That would be the French leader, Charles de Gaulle http://www.terrace.qld.edu.au/academic/lote/french ...
    - kingcam, on 11/27/2007, -0/+2Are you kidding me, de Gaulle loses to everything.
      - Duncast, on 11/27/2007, -0/+1Exactly, so he's the rock who lost to Hitler's paper. I don't know how he beats scissors though...
  - britishrob, on 11/27/2007, -1/+2Poland
- trogdor282, on 11/27/2007, -0/+19Search them for paper!! And... bring me a rock,
  - graeh, on 11/27/2007, -0/+7So beautiful - yet so neutral...
  - Scottie83, on 11/27/2007, -0/+14The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate
  - cajupot, on 11/27/2007, -2/+3If I don't make it, tell my wife - Hello
- GuacamoleSan, on 11/27/2007, -1/+5Its not a conundrum, its a neverending loop silly
- bootstrap, on 11/27/2007, -0/+3ah man I love Futurama.
- britishrob, on 11/27/2007, -1/+1'paper beats rock' is dumb. you have some paper, i have a rock... lets fight!
- svivian, on 11/27/2007, -0/+2"Poor predictable Bart, always chooses rock."
  "Good old rock, nothin' beats that!"
doubledutch, on 11/27/2007, -13/+202Rock Beats Scissors
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2281/2067167431_03f ...
- 1randomguy08, on 11/27/2007, -9/+0HAHAHAHAHAHh
- pictureDIGGER, on 11/27/2007, -1/+6Your right, our country is more concerned about celebrities now.
  - OAKsider, on 11/27/2007, -0/+1Celebrities > YOUR grammar (You're dumb)
spyd3rweb, on 11/27/2007, -8/+112Back to 4chan with this *****....
- kivimaki, on 11/27/2007, -5/+23Freaking /b/tards.
  - Okari, on 11/27/2007, -12/+8Freaking newfags.
    - nullx42, on 11/27/2007, -2/+19***** furfags
      - kunradish, on 11/27/2007, -10/+2***** retards.
      - LilJimmyNordin, on 11/27/2007, -0/+6***** finite comment system
- 2quick4u, on 11/27/2007, -10/+6Rule #1 don't talk about 4chan
  - sexybobo, on 11/27/2007, -0/+11Yes do us all a favor and shut up about 4chan
  - KingGorilla, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1Rule #2 Don't talk about 4chan
- 2quick4u, on 11/27/2007, -9/+4Rule #1 don't talk about 4chan
  - sexybobo, on 11/27/2007, -0/+8Yes do us all a favor and shut up about 4chan
- 2quick4u, on 11/27/2007, -9/+4Rule #1 don't talk about 4chan
  - sexybobo, on 11/27/2007, -1/+6Yes do us all a favor and shut up about 4chan
maximumsteve1, on 11/27/2007, -33/+9Ron Paul beats both scissors and rock
- Louis11, on 11/27/2007, -6/+17And alas, will . . . still not win the election.
  - terracottapai, on 11/27/2007, -2/+7*any election
    - WernerCD, on 11/27/2007, -1/+2Um... *the election.
      He is a Texas Congressman and has been since 1997. Kinda hard to not win 'any' elections when he's already won at least couple.
- codechino, on 11/27/2007, -1/+10are you suggesting he doesn't play by the rules?
- lex0nyc, on 11/27/2007, -2/+4IN-A-PRO-PRI-ATE
- maiku00, on 11/27/2007, -1/+1you are the epitome of sterotypical
- timjim31, on 11/27/2007, -1/+4but loses to paper?
  - lordsteve, on 11/27/2007, -0/+3But the constitution is paper!!
    - pictureDIGGER, on 11/27/2007, -0/+1Wow, I am mad about the out of context paul comment, but so glad I read your reply!
- c0n724ll10n, on 11/27/2007, -6/+2***** you
kivimaki, on 11/27/2007, -4/+79"Hitler must have never played risk as a kid..."

- Eddie Izzard

I know I wasn't the only one who thought that when they read the description.
- lex0nyc, on 11/27/2007, -1/+31No, he played it as an adult. And lost.
  - moskaudancer, on 11/27/2007, -5/+1After he invaded (sort of) Asia. I could never hold Asia.
  - bmt3387, on 11/27/2007, -0/+1he lost, and lost hard. iceland always ruined my life in that game... *****
- 1randomguy08, on 11/27/2007, -6/+1Cos all RTS/ Strategy gamers are expert generals =p
- Vincent21212, on 11/27/2007, -9/+3Its Risk, not risk, you ***** idiot!!!!! (typical Digg Comment Nazi)
  - MorbenDK, on 11/27/2007, -2/+2interesting you chose to go with Nazi, considering the pic
- RockinRoel, on 11/27/2007, -0/+1Maybe he played the new version of Risk, the retarded multi-mission version. Ugh.
  With new units that never stand straight and are really annoying to count.
drizzlelicious, on 11/27/2007, -10/+2Rock beats paper too.
- sapo916, on 11/27/2007, -3/+2Yep, anyone who doesn't believe can come at me with a piece of paper while I tear the crap out of your piece of paper. Whats the worst you can do to my rock, wrap it up? At least that should keep some blood off.
devilbody, on 11/27/2007, -20/+9This is so ***** stupid.
- devilbody, on 11/27/2007, -0/+8I concede my argument and after a tally of votes in favor for this article I now acknowledge this and therein article is not ***** stupid.
ndnspongebob, on 11/27/2007, -11/+3LOL!
- badjoke, on 11/27/2007, -0/+5Thanks for your input!
ezikiel2517, on 11/27/2007, -11/+21It's so stupid that I had to digg it.
- MikeonTV, on 11/27/2007, -6/+6I felt the same about your comment
- krische, on 11/27/2007, -0/+13And its a wonder why people complain about the digg userbase.
demonsnake69, on 11/27/2007, -15/+5Very nice and very clever. Dugg even though Churchill was a racist ***** as well.
- alexforcefive, on 11/27/2007, -1/+3And he hated my home city of dundee. Why? We kicked him the ***** out for being a useless politician. Oh, the egg was on our faces a few years later :(
- DarkSamus, on 11/27/2007, -3/+2fathers of america were all racists too
MortalCoiled, on 11/27/2007, -9/+2"News"? Oh no, Hitler is back from the dead! Run, France, run!
- DNABeast, on 11/27/2007, -0/+8The reason that France had to surrender so quickly was because their armies were in Poland fighting Nazis while you were still dancing the Charleston.
fLUx1337, on 11/27/2007, -7/+31War on Terror....
http://cryptome.org/bush-fist-04.jpg
....rocks have just gotta win!!!
- EXreaction, on 11/27/2007, -4/+2I think he just likes fisting.
- warrenterr, on 11/27/2007, -3/+0correction... it's the War on Therr
- MakinBacon, on 11/27/2007, -5/+5Sorry George W... paper beats rock!
  http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200705/r145993_512250 ...
- highPhone, on 11/27/2007, -0/+1YAY george bush!!! ^.^ we love you >.<
  
  /sarcasm
maiku00, on 11/27/2007, -8/+10Digg? On MY /b/??
- JMScheib, on 11/27/2007, -10/+4Not everything you see on /b/ originated there.
- rayefrenzy, on 11/27/2007, -1/+2it's more likely than you think.
timjim31, on 11/27/2007, -5/+1whoa... that is Ricky Gervais
- skippy17, on 11/27/2007, -0/+2Are you havin a laugh?
h2g242, on 11/27/2007, -2/+1Where is that guy with the rock to punch someone in the face? Man that guy rocks my socks (no pun intended).
dagr8tim, on 11/27/2007, -4/+58Still the best:

http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/
someone173406, on 11/27/2007, -4/+1Seen it before, loved it.
leetcharmer, on 11/27/2007, -7/+8http://www.foundmagazine.com/images/finds/full/pap ...

end of discussion. Rock wins.
- brisbin33, on 11/27/2007, -0/+1see also: Demetri Martin
c0n724ll10n, on 11/27/2007, -16/+3OH I GET IT, BECAUSE CHURCHILL HAS A SCISSOR AND HITLER HAS A PAPER LOL

...
- Damian91, on 11/27/2007, -3/+3Ooooh, you're right!
  - c0n724ll10n, on 11/27/2007, -4/+2And my cookie is....where?
    - DarkSamus, on 11/27/2007, -0/+5under the rock
egonSchiele, on 11/27/2007, -10/+5actually, paper pwns all:
http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/upload/2007/ ...
iMoth, on 11/27/2007, -6/+2in soviet russia, !
cmccool, on 11/27/2007, -4/+4that's creative.
jtpjet, on 11/27/2007, -7/+1Old ***** is old.
tahcoboy, on 11/27/2007, -4/+1simple idea but true
zomfg, on 11/27/2007, -4/+2this is sooooo old, i want my 2 seconds back!!

just kidding, its a classic
- 1randomguy08, on 11/27/2007, -5/+0hear read this in two seconds... F*ck you!
Hefelumpman, on 11/27/2007, -2/+3HIGNFY FTW!
Farceur318, on 11/27/2007, -0/+15This is diggworthy? Geez, let's hope digg never discovers YTMND.
innocentsinner, on 11/27/2007, -1/+7I thought Hitler favored rock
http://www.covenoftheharbinger.com/deshra/hitlerfa ...
yujie, on 11/27/2007, -0/+1So WWII was fought over rock, paper, and scissors?
tobytobsen, on 11/27/2007, -1/+0Mirror: http://diggpictures.blogspot.com/2007/11/scissors- ...
topherbook, on 11/27/2007, -1/+2Cheesy as crap. Dugg.
DiscoJohn, on 11/27/2007, -0/+2Forgot it was 2003 again
hotbuffalo, on 11/27/2007, -1/+1Which one would you choose?
http://www.favoritepart.com/Default.aspx?img=829&a ...
roopp, on 11/27/2007, -1/+0I found it some month ago here: http://www.poze.earticole.ro/?p=109
otonzer, on 11/27/2007, -0/+0http://www.albuscav.us/store/images/degeneste_blac ...
Rock beats scissors.
daxsymbiont, on 11/27/2007, -0/+2Churchill the democrat my ass. He tried to hold power WITHOUT ELECTIONS after the war.

Look it up.
badfishmedia, on 11/28/2007, -0/+1Dugg for the Eddie Izzard reference
Rupes, on 11/28/2007, -0/+1too bad it doesn't beat car-bombs
creepyguy666, on 01/31/2008, -0/+0I bet Stalin was rock
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