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And In the End, Scissors Beat Paper [PIC]

funimg.info — Hitler must have never learned how to play rock, paper, scissors as a kid.

Who dugg this? Made popular Nov 27, 2007

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  • spin-docta, on 11/27/2007, -3/+673I guess Hitler beats Black power movement though :-/
  • doubledutch, on 11/27/2007, -13/+202Rock Beats Scissors
    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2281/2067167431_03f ...
  • spyd3rweb, on 11/27/2007, -8/+112Back to 4chan with this *****....
  • dinostabOMG, on 11/27/2007, -2/+95Which beats... Churchill?
  • kivimaki, on 11/27/2007, -4/+79"Hitler must have never played risk as a kid..."

    - Eddie Izzard

    I know I wasn't the only one who thought that when they read the description.
  • quigles3000, on 11/27/2007, -6/+78Logged in to digg you.
  • dagr8tim, on 11/27/2007, -4/+58Still the best:

    http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/
  • yomamaisfat, on 11/27/2007, -7/+54I always thought Hitler was looking for a high five every time he did his salute.
  • chingy1788, on 11/27/2007, -10/+42but rock beats scissors, and paper beats rock

    we have a conundrum
  • lex0nyc, on 11/27/2007, -1/+31No, he played it as an adult. And lost.
  • inactive, on 11/27/2007, -1/+27Clinton beats them all!
    http://i2.tinypic.com/8aeetn9.jpg

    It's a rock with a thumbtack on the end.
  • fLUx1337, on 11/27/2007, -7/+31War on Terror....
    http://cryptome.org/bush-fist-04.jpg
    ....rocks have just gotta win!!!
  • richardiscool, on 11/27/2007, -7/+26Churchill was SO racist, he wanted to kill all blacks and Jews!
    Oh, no, wait, that's the WRONG ***** SIDE YOU IDIOT.
  • trogdor282, on 11/27/2007, -0/+19Search them for paper!! And... bring me a rock,
  • kivimaki, on 11/27/2007, -5/+23Freaking /b/tards.
  • TheCosmicFool, on 11/27/2007, -0/+18Its a hand grenade. Clinton wins the world.
  • nullx42, on 11/27/2007, -2/+19***** furfags
  • lex0nyc, on 11/27/2007, -0/+15Hollywood.
  • Farceur318, on 11/27/2007, -0/+15This is diggworthy? Geez, let's hope digg never discovers YTMND.
  • Scottie83, on 11/27/2007, -0/+14The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate
  • krische, on 11/27/2007, -0/+13And its a wonder why people complain about the digg userbase.
  • demonsnake69, on 11/27/2007, -3/+14FDR runs over Churchill and wins!
  • sexybobo, on 11/27/2007, -0/+11Yes do us all a favor and shut up about 4chan
  • Louis11, on 11/27/2007, -6/+17And alas, will . . . still not win the election.
  • ezikiel2517, on 11/27/2007, -11/+21It's so stupid that I had to digg it.
  • codechino, on 11/27/2007, -1/+10are you suggesting he doesn't play by the rules?
  • DNABeast, on 11/27/2007, -0/+8The reason that France had to surrender so quickly was because their armies were in Poland fighting Nazis while you were still dancing the Charleston.
  • devilbody, on 11/27/2007, -0/+8I concede my argument and after a tally of votes in favor for this article I now acknowledge this and therein article is not ***** stupid.
  • sexybobo, on 11/27/2007, -0/+8Yes do us all a favor and shut up about 4chan
  • graeh, on 11/27/2007, -0/+7So beautiful - yet so neutral...
  • innocentsinner, on 11/27/2007, -1/+7I thought Hitler favored rock
    http://www.covenoftheharbinger.com/deshra/hitlerfa ...
  • LilJimmyNordin, on 11/27/2007, -0/+6***** finite comment system
  • terracottapai, on 11/27/2007, -2/+7*any election
  • nullx42, on 11/27/2007, -8/+13well churchhill was racist... so yeah i guess it all works out.
  • badjoke, on 11/27/2007, -0/+5Thanks for your input!
  • inactive, on 11/27/2007, -0/+5under the rock
  • pictureDIGGER, on 11/27/2007, -1/+6Your right, our country is more concerned about celebrities now.
  • sexybobo, on 11/27/2007, -1/+6Yes do us all a favor and shut up about 4chan
  • sonycam, on 11/27/2007, -1/+5Learn your history? If the Prime Minister of Great Britain was so racist, why were black and white troops integrated when the US troops were segregated? Why did so many black US troops in the UK stay as a result of being treated more fairly? Why did the black US troops go back to the US (after being treated so well in Britain *in comparison to the states at the time* and start the first building blocks of the civil rights movement?)
    By saying that no 'great wrong' has been done by Americans who essentially took land from the red Indians is not racist, the americans were more worldly wise as they had a far greater technology.
    I find it extremely disturbing that you can judge a mans life purely by one quote in the media.
  • GuacamoleSan, on 11/27/2007, -1/+5Its not a conundrum, its a neverending loop silly
  • killerofkiller, on 11/27/2007, -0/+4too soon
  • timjim31, on 11/27/2007, -1/+4but loses to paper?
  • bootstrap, on 11/27/2007, -0/+3ah man I love Futurama.
  • lordsteve, on 11/27/2007, -0/+3But the constitution is paper!!
  • Nerfdude, on 11/27/2007, -1/+3http://digg.com/users/shucky

    .....ban please
  • DiscoJohn, on 11/27/2007, -0/+2Forgot it was 2003 again
  • Nac85, on 11/27/2007, -2/+4This is not true, as if you have seen Demetri's Martin skit, you'd understand that... "Paper covers rock.... Rock's still okay! No structural damage. Rock can break out of paper at any time, just say the word."
  • lazyeyesam, on 11/27/2007, -0/+2Wow. That is one racist dude...
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