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33 Comments
- ChromaVita, on 10/23/2007, -1/+22My anaconda made your wife get an ultrasound pregnancy test.
- muleskinner, on 10/22/2007, -0/+5This is not really big news to anyone that keeps and breeds large constrictors. Some big constrictor breeders ultrasound their females all the time to check for developing follicles or eggs.
It can be a useful tool, but I think once you've had lots of experience breeding constrictors its really unnecessary. Most of the time if you just pay attention to your females you will know full well if they have become gravid or not without having to disturb them with silly ultrasound machines.
In any case, its nice to see someone actively trying to captive produce Any's. There are a few great private breeders that have been producing them well for years though. - misconfig, on 10/22/2007, -0/+3I thought it was a story about the installer when I first read the title.
- xdeliriumx, on 10/22/2007, -1/+4Anyone else want to take a stab at a joke using a dumb pun or double entendre?
- WiseWeasel, on 10/22/2007, -6/+9Don't spam my shouts please, Matt4pres. Buried!
This submitter is a repeated shout spammer, sending mass shouts to random non-mutual friends to get his stories promoted on Digg. Diggers, join the ShoutSpam Jihad®, and be a part of the solution! - Hayaemsay, on 10/22/2007, -2/+4Epic phail.
- adml_shake, on 10/22/2007, -0/+2Glad I'm off the hook...
- chrisatwork, on 10/22/2007, -0/+2rule 34?
- TajesMahoney, on 10/22/2007, -1/+2this is not really news. atleast not worthy enough to be on front page. the fact that its being shouted apparently means this is buried.
- gotterdammerung, on 10/22/2007, -1/+2I don't care for this story; however, 'Kathleen' is certainly a beautiful name for an anaconda.
- projectmayhem83, on 10/22/2007, -1/+2This really isn't a big deal. Many people who breed snakes for a profession will use ultrasound to determine how many eggs to expect in an upcoming clutch. They've been doing it for years.
- ChromaVita, on 10/22/2007, -1/+2You are both suspended.
- PATSCRU, on 10/22/2007, -1/+2ITT: fail
- DarkDx, on 10/22/2007, -0/+1Report him.
- gropo, on 10/22/2007, -0/+1My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns-in-the-oven, hon.
- exomni, on 10/22/2007, -2/+3Imagine what would happen if we got universal healthcare: government would be paying for all these anaconda's ***** ultrasounds. That means YOUR tax dollars, people.
***** Anacondas aren't even productive members of society. I say build a ***** wall, these damn Anacondas just strangle our public benefits. - Noctem, on 10/22/2007, -0/+1Heh, am I the only one who's first thought was "Why would Red Hat/Fedora's installer need an ultrasou ... Oh. Right. I'm an idiot."
Oh heh, no, apparently I wasn't :) - PATSCRU, on 10/22/2007, -2/+2FAIL
- snakesandstuff, on 10/22/2007, -0/+0This REALLY isn't that rare... zoo animals get ultrasounds quite often.
Hell, I've helped utrasound beaded lizards and gila monsters in order to determine what sex they are... Just ordinary everyday stuff in the animal world. - tamareesoeres, on 10/22/2007, -0/+0I had to do it................. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBEcI3e1LTQ
- jlungu, on 10/22/2007, -2/+2Wow. Digg has just _sucked_ today ...
- tamareesoeres, on 10/22/2007, -0/+0el oh el!
- parabiosis, on 10/22/2007, -3/+2Lost in translation
- ChromaVita, on 10/22/2007, -2/+1You are both suspended.
- PATSCRU, on 10/22/2007, -3/+1in the words of a bumper sticker i once saw when i was wasted in austin: ***** THOSE GUYS. seriously....are you really spamming to get more diggs on your stories? what do you want a gold star or something?
- KoolKhemist, on 10/22/2007, -9/+7My anaconda made my wife get an ultrasound pregnancy test.
- passedoutghost, on 10/22/2007, -3/+0Are you sure the anaconda didn't just swallow another ***** snake?
- WiseWeasel, on 10/22/2007, -4/+1Sure thing, buddy! Here's my home address:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
/me hopes he didn't set off every alarm bell in the secret service by combining the 'j' word and the WH address in a single thread... - chrazyc, on 10/22/2007, -4/+0Or how about using an ultrasound ($) on a ***** snake... just wait till ***** December. The money we spend on stupid *****.
- KoolKhemist, on 10/22/2007, -8/+3Jihad is a registered trademark to the Islamic Republic, we will send negotiators within 48 hours to your primary headquarters to discuss legal action.
- graviplana, on 10/22/2007, -7/+2Heh.
- loww, on 10/22/2007, -13/+2Doctor: Alrighty lets have a looksy here.
Snake: Sssssssssssssssss.
Doctor: Oh my, looks like we have quite a healthy looking one here.
Snake: Sssssssssssssssss.
Doctor: Your baby is going to be fine... We will send you the bill in the mail.
Snake: Sssssssssssssssss! - Matt4pres, on 10/22/2007, -18/+1I think this story is really important; especially in the wake of the election. I think all the candidates should begin to focus their platforms on sexual education for snake and how high the chances are snakes have of catching an "STD" (Snake transmitted disease) by having unprotected sex in swamps. Plus we do not want a bunch of illegitimate snakes wondering through the forests. It is time for some social action! I know... This was a really bad joke.
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