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- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+90"fat chicks in pary hats" ?????? my god look at his other tabs
- c0ldfusi0n, on 10/11/2007, -2/+66Dugg for being a top 10 ON A SINGLE ***** PAGE. Good work.
- silvershadow21, on 10/10/2007, -1/+43What the hell was that pig thing under "Patricia"?!
- archistudent, on 10/12/2007, -0/+39He has a tab open to boytaur.net. Hmm, learn from my recent mistake: don't open it.
- Swanny614, on 10/12/2007, -0/+35Ha oh man I didn't even notice that the first time. That adds another dimension to the comedy. He really put a lot of effort into those screen shots.
- roastnewt1, on 10/10/2007, -0/+32You tried oral in the second grade and you think that's normal.
- ThreeDee912, on 10/10/2007, -3/+314chan's open in another tab in IE.
- MasterThief117, on 10/10/2007, -2/+28Nothing interesting. You Google image search just about anything, and you get porn.
I just image searched "ground" and I got porn. - Bakudai, on 10/10/2007, -0/+21Try reading past the first screen.
- omnithought, on 10/10/2007, -1/+21That creature freaked me out. It's like a baby Guild Navigator from the DeLaurentiis version of Dune.
- franklymister, on 10/10/2007, -1/+19"With the filter off, there's quite a bit of some young lady named Maria Ozawa"
Oh, dear. - calinazaret, on 10/10/2007, -1/+19*gag* internet explorer
- fudgeigor, on 10/11/2007, -1/+18Some of the better tabs include:
Celebrities eating donuts
Stallonezone and mugglefans.net (he likes both Stallone and Potter AND had the urge to go to both sites at the same time?)
boytaur.net
furrs fur christ
juggalo faith
anal fissure?!
the list goes on, but from what I can gather this guy is an ICP listenin' fat chick watchin' D&D playin' boy lovin' dude with recent Anal fissures and a thing for celebrities who enjoy donuts.
I just loooove the batter, all over my body. I like to thrust my tongue in the middle and lick lovingly around the edges. - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+18Those female first names are horribly outdated. The US social security adminstration contains lists of of most popular names on its website.
http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/
Assuming you're looking for the youngest legally fappable women's names, then you want want women born in the 1980s. The most popular women's names from the 1980s are:
Jessica
Jennifer
Amanda
Ashley
Sarah
Stephanie
Melissa
Nicole
Elizabeth
Heather
As an aside, the name "Madison" came out of nowhere in the 2000s is now a very popular girl's name. Anyone know how that came about? - Division, on 10/10/2007, -1/+18http://www.cracked.com/wong/patricia5.jpg
MY EYES!!! The burn!!!
w.t.f. - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+17Daddy always said that was normal....
- aqzman, on 10/10/2007, -1/+17The best part of the article was actually what he had open in other tabs. Good laugh.
- KevenM, on 10/10/2007, -2/+18lol @ searching for "Gertrude"
- mrsteveman1, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16Yes, because using firefox is so much worse than looking for celebrity porn.
- erkokite, on 10/11/2007, -3/+17Digg is turning into a softcore porn site.
- charlie55, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14the book "freakanomics" actually addresses the name "madison" and how it became popular. lower class people and strippers and pornstars like to take names they think sound upper class. so a while back, the name "madison" was thought to be pretty classy. then every working class mom in america wanted to name her kid madison. it is a cycle. rich white people name their kids something, then when those kids come of age, the strippers admire them and make the name trashy. this will be the case with modern names like molly and emily pretty soon. pretty soon you will not be able to go into a strip club without getting a table dance from four girls named emily. and then the rich whites will have to come up with new names, or revert back to really old ones like maude.
- jmpeagle, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13dugg for the "boytaur" tab on the Patricia screen
- krakkinem, on 10/10/2007, -2/+14I love Cracked.com.
- vdgmr1213, on 10/10/2007, -2/+13"WHAT THE ***** IS THAT?!? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM MY BONER!"
When you get bored and search randomly, what do you expect? But hilarious none the less. - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+11I didn't even know Google was around in 1935. But it must have been because that is the only time Cracked could have performed this test given their list of most popular names. Margaret? Dorothy? I don't think there has been a single girl born in in the United Sates in the last 40 years named Dorothy.
- DonKarnage25, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9There was probably a porn star named Madison that debuted in the early 2000s.
- jynweythek, on 09/17/2008, -4/+13Bonus points for leaving "Safesearch" on.
- tmpoirier, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9dugg for "get that away from my boner!"
- Gryffydd, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8Fat chicks in party hats is only the beginning....
- FinalSight, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7"WHAT THE ***** IS THAT?!? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM MY BONER!"
Haha. Whatever it is, I agree with him. - DopeWeasel, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7I tried "Zelma" which is my grandmother's name... full on lesbian porn on the first page! Would have beat the article's no. 1.
... no, the picture is not of my own grandmother, thank god! - MagicCake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Some kind of...man dog thing. Creepy as *****.
- ThreeDee912, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6uh...
"Ozawa had her first sexual experience at the age of 13"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Ozawa - OKeric, on 05/12/2008, -1/+6He mentioned that he was at the office so maybe they can't install stuff, like Firefox.
- kingkilr, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Heh, if you did it like that you would find most of the best video games ever, assuming you accounted for changes in tech.
- harlowsmonkeys, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5That analogy would have worked a lot better if not for Ocarina of Time.
- r00tus3r, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Sadly my friend ... you are correct. Come on guys, let's get some hardcore stuff on here!
- noumuon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5she's amazingly hot. those links to her "works" are interesting.
- ostracize, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5IIRC, it was an artist's impression of what a human/pig would look like.
- Achaean, on 10/10/2007, -2/+6wow, the guys at Cracked must be pretty bored...
- pushmouse, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Do you think the movie Splash (1984) had anything to do with that? Daryl Hannah's character was named Madison and the movie was a huge hit at the time.
- VinceNoir, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I opened it. Well... it's on par with the "vore" fetish (people who get sexually aroused at the thought of being eaten by an animal. Whole. So they can jack off inside the animal.), I'd say. It's comical really. I'm extremely open minded. So I can accept that this does something sexual for someone. But it still doesn't keep me from laughing my ass off at them.
- noumuon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3there was a time when you could google "goat see" and it would ask you if you meant goatse... they fixed that recently though. :(
- PathDaemon, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4It's art... there was something on it a while ago. Just a concept model thing.
- noumuon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3"but from what I can gather this guy is an ICP listenin' fat chick watchin' D&D playin' boy lovin' dude with recent Anal fissures and a thing for celebrities who enjoy donuts." which would explain the 4chan tab.
- RAEP, on 10/11/2007, -2/+5Oh Maria Ozawa, why must you be the hottest Japanese-Canadian ever?
- bobartig, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Madison is a pretty porny sounding name. It's not as bad as Britney Spears, but not wholesome.
- luet, on 10/10/2007, -3/+5Is it bad that I was more interested in that tab than the pictures of the girls
- YamiJim, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3Hilarious
- aaronm67, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2***** up.
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