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Aliens downed Tunguska meteorite to save Earth
english.pravda.ru — Aliens downed Tunguska meteorite to protect our planet from devastation, stated Russian scientist Yuriy Lavbin. He showed 10 quartz crystals that he found at the place of the meteorite's crash. Several of the crystals have holes in between, so they can be united in a chain.
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- alllo, on 03/24/2008, -6/+74WTF...Why do aliens want to protect us???
- itsgotyou, on 03/24/2008, -0/+57we're their offspring. they love us.
- alllo, on 03/24/2008, -21/+3i do not feel myself like an alien offspring
- finalfantasyIII, on 03/24/2008, -0/+12lololol you said "feel yourself".
- Charlotte_Web, on 03/24/2008, -1/+9Keep in mind that this is Pravda, which has about as much credibility as the Weekly World News.
- finalfantasyIII, on 03/24/2008, -0/+12lololol you said "feel yourself".
- cawpin, on 03/24/2008, -3/+47Does "pravda" mean onion in Russian? That's the only explanation.
- simpleblob, on 03/24/2008, -3/+5Only if onion means "The Truth."
- adventchild08, on 03/24/2008, -1/+6You sir win 10 internets.
- trippinlikegod, on 04/09/2008, -0/+1Can I use that?
- sadilak, on 03/24/2008, -11/+3Maybe it is Zenu/Xenu hahahaaaa.
- swicken, on 03/24/2008, -1/+5dugg down, don't laugh at your own jokes
- sadilak, on 03/24/2008, -2/+2I Know, but I felt like laughing and I did . At the end of it all , it amounts to nothing. Even if I did not laugh, it amounts to nothing.
- swicken, on 03/24/2008, -1/+5dugg down, don't laugh at your own jokes
- shadekeiko, on 03/24/2008, -4/+8Where is Mulder when we need him?
- xtrench, on 03/24/2008, -1/+6There was an episode of the x files where Mulder went to Tunguska. He went there with Alex Krytchek. It's the episode where Krytchek lost his arm.
- rondeth, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3I'd like to talk to them about getting some college money, then.
- heyiquit, on 03/24/2008, -1/+3Then what?
- aposter, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3I'd like to talk to them about getting some of what they were taking/drinking/smoking when they came up with this idea. It must have been some primo *****.
- CoolWind, on 03/24/2008, -2/+4There is no reason to doubt this in/credible story when they have proof that it's true.
- alllo, on 03/24/2008, -21/+3i do not feel myself like an alien offspring
- Ganja420, on 03/24/2008, -1/+130They can't enslave us if we're dead
- xtraa, on 03/24/2008, -8/+4You think they have emerged some million years ahead of us and still believe in capitalism? :D
- directrix13, on 03/24/2008, -0/+4No their holodecks and replicators have made money a thing of the past!! Gah!
- nekochan, on 03/24/2008, -0/+5mmm. post-scarcity economy.
- aposter, on 03/24/2008, -3/+0eeeeek. Scary post-economy, I believe you mean.
- xtraa, on 03/24/2008, -8/+4You think they have emerged some million years ahead of us and still believe in capitalism? :D
- fuhcough, on 03/24/2008, -1/+40Duh... we're they only source of entertainment.
- johnsmith3210, on 03/24/2008, -0/+29Oh... Nice.
Hope we don't get canceled. ; )- directrix13, on 03/24/2008, -9/+2You mean like Jericho just did again:
http://digg.com/television/CBS_Cancels_Jericho_AGA ...
http://digg.com/television/Sorry_fans_Jericho_has_ ...
- directrix13, on 03/24/2008, -9/+2You mean like Jericho just did again:
- positron, on 03/25/2008, -0/+3Single Female Lawyer!
- johnsmith3210, on 03/24/2008, -0/+29Oh... Nice.
- Grossinm, on 03/24/2008, -0/+21Food
- pheedback, on 03/24/2008, -3/+18It's not aliens. Its Xenu and the Thetans.
- urbandistrict, on 03/24/2008, -1/+13I love that band!
- dafragsta, on 03/24/2008, -1/+9We are the Thetans.... the Thetans of swing.
/plays air guitar Mark Knopfler style.- sadilak, on 03/24/2008, -1/+3Speaking of that, I ran into 2 of those scientology/dianetics people at 7th ave and 41st (right in front of my office in NYC) . They spent 20 minutes in convincing me that they love Hinduism and Buddhism. In the end , I asked them , so why arent you following what the Buddha said?? to which they replied Scientology is more about being good and feeling good about yourself.
- dafragsta, on 03/24/2008, -1/+9We are the Thetans.... the Thetans of swing.
- OwdenBowden, on 03/24/2008, -0/+1This is why I am an SP
- urbandistrict, on 03/24/2008, -1/+13I love that band!
- Submerge, on 03/24/2008, -1/+25Well, for starters, we make invaluable entertainment, such as Everybody Loves Raymond.
- jezsik, on 03/24/2008, -0/+13And the O'Rielly Factor. ;-)
- SteveIsTheDude, on 03/24/2008, -1/+12Their whole society is built around Teen Wolf 2.
- urbandistrict, on 03/24/2008, -1/+4That would be awesome. Lord Tux, your shades are ready sire.
- norcalscan, on 03/24/2008, -3/+1Rick Astley?
- Charlotte_Web, on 03/24/2008, -1/+4That can't be it... if they had been Rick Rolled while surfing the internet, they would have vaporized us for sure...
- nekochan, on 03/24/2008, -2/+3nahh. they probably Earth Roll the other civilizations.
"hey, check out this new pleasure planet"
*clip of some random hollywood slapstick crapfest*
- nekochan, on 03/24/2008, -2/+3nahh. they probably Earth Roll the other civilizations.
- Charlotte_Web, on 03/24/2008, -1/+4That can't be it... if they had been Rick Rolled while surfing the internet, they would have vaporized us for sure...
- sjbdallas, on 03/24/2008, -1/+11They need plenty of humans to abduct and probe.
- Alegoo92, on 03/24/2008, -10/+5Your comment was the most unclever :(
- dark2025, on 03/24/2008, -2/+8That's just mean... You probably made him cry.
- Scorps111, on 03/24/2008, -0/+1Ewww Anal Probes
- SteveIsTheDude, on 03/24/2008, -11/+4He is a fag too..... That should do it.
- finalfantasyIII, on 03/24/2008, -1/+2lol
- debuggercll, on 03/24/2008, -3/+4And he has bad breath.
- Alegoo92, on 03/24/2008, -10/+5Your comment was the most unclever :(
- Azerael, on 03/24/2008, -0/+39Milla Jovovich.
- willy3121, on 03/24/2008, -1/+18She is.... perfect.
- rex84, on 03/24/2008, -13/+5If she has titties she'd be perfect.
- InferiorWang, on 03/24/2008, -0/+6That can be arranged.
- rex84, on 03/24/2008, -13/+5If she has titties she'd be perfect.
- TobiasParker, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2Agreed
- Schweppes7T4, on 03/24/2008, -0/+6leeloo dallas multipass... MULTIPASS
- willy3121, on 03/24/2008, -1/+18She is.... perfect.
- NoCt1, on 03/24/2008, -0/+8While we keep turning out people that look like halle berry and kierra knightly why would you want to let us be destroyed?
- Hockey37, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3People like that aren't exactly a dime a dozen. If they look at the ratio, we might be *****.
- jsbarone, on 03/24/2008, -0/+5Neither one of those is particularly fantastic...not bad mind you, but if I were recommending some hot women to the aliens it would be Adriana Lima, Scarlet Johansson, Charlize Theron, Jeniffer Connely...Kierra Knightly needs to eat a damn sandwich. Halle Berry is hot though.
- DeFex, on 03/24/2008, -7/+4Humans and their belief in imaginary beings, self destructive over breeding, are a never ending source of scientific curiosity to them.
- TheAkolyte, on 03/24/2008, -0/+4Whats that about imaginary beings?
- Bartboy919, on 03/24/2008, -2/+2God, religion, what else?
- TheAkolyte, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1Aliens.
- Bartboy919, on 03/24/2008, -2/+2God, religion, what else?
- thugok, on 03/24/2008, -2/+2Please start a trend by killing yourself.
- norman619, on 03/24/2008, -0/+1Nice that you know the mind of an ALIEN.
- TheAkolyte, on 03/24/2008, -0/+4Whats that about imaginary beings?
- AngryAngryBrian, on 03/24/2008, -5/+2The intention wasn't to save us, its just meteorite tampering is the equivalent of space graphite. In space, skateboarding is not a crime.
- norman619, on 03/24/2008, -0/+12Why do ranchers protect their cattle? :-)
- klisejo, on 03/24/2008, -2/+1They enjoy the anal probes too much.
- Zzone, on 03/24/2008, -2/+2Aliens saved earth so they can visit Gallaghers 2000
- spucky, on 03/24/2008, -0/+7It's a cookbook!
- haus34, on 03/24/2008, -1/+6they can't let us be decimated until 2012, then we are fair game
- johnpaul191, on 03/24/2008, -1/+8Wouldn't you protect your Sea Monkeys?
- heyiquit, on 03/24/2008, -1/+2Hmm.. would I sacrifice my life for brine shrimp? No.
- Arnos, on 03/24/2008, -0/+1Well it's commonly said around the galaxy that "We Earthers sure do make GOOD weapons!".
- norman619, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3Projectile weapons? No one else in the galaxy has progressed beyond that?
- Stevethegreat, on 03/24/2008, -2/+3When the first snowflake touches a dog's back it starts searching WHO throw it to her/him (not WHAT), I guess it has/had some evolutionary advantage.
Some people continue chasing the one who threw them the first snowflake, be it Zeus, Yahveh, Jesus, Allah, Aliens, the monster in the core of the Earth, or the Juju man on top of the mountain. Those primitive urges (found on all mammals BTW) are hard to suppress I guess..... - SaabiMeister, on 03/24/2008, -0/+1They still haven't found the question to the answer for life, the universe and everything.
- 4d669, on 03/24/2008, -4/+3Bury this ***** into hell.
- rivasj, on 03/24/2008, -0/+1Styrofoam...plain and simple.
- itsgotyou, on 03/24/2008, -0/+57we're their offspring. they love us.
- Dimanoff, on 03/24/2008, -34/+14Well, it could be one of the versions to explain the phenomenon. No one knows what the hell that Tunguska was.
- xtrench, on 03/24/2008, -6/+11Why is he being dugg down?
- boombye, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3Because they hate intelligent design theories and aliens.
- Raziel66, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3I'd love for someone digging you down to offer a good explanation for Tunguska. Last time I checked nothing could be proven with 100% certainty. I still like the antimatter explanation myself.
- boombye, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1Or they probably think it's just a place from X-Files where they were experimenting with the black liquid virus or whatever that was, like they did with Mulder and Krychek or however you spell his name.
- xtrench, on 03/24/2008, -6/+11Why is he being dugg down?
- alllo, on 03/24/2008, -23/+9It is clear that it was a metiorite. now there is a huge lake in the hole where it crashed the Earth....
- KennMac, on 03/24/2008, -0/+13Except that it never crashed into Earth, otherwise you wouldn't be spreading ***** on Digg today.
- Raziel66, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2Yeah, there was no crater. Just trees that had been pressed down in a circular pattern as if something had exploded above the ground. Meterorites don't do that.
- lekahe, on 03/24/2008, -3/+125"the stones used to be a part of the navigational system of a spaceship"
Quite primitive tools for a spaceship!!!!- alllo, on 03/24/2008, -15/+6"Quite primitive tools for a spaceship!!!!"
completely agree with you- slvrbullet87, on 03/24/2008, -5/+28You're primitive tool
- jezsik, on 03/24/2008, -2/+14I gotta primitive tool for ya right here.
- IglooBurner, on 03/24/2008, -3/+3thats what she said
- Zzone, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2@jezsik
It probably comes complete with dust and cobwebs too.
- jezsik, on 03/24/2008, -2/+14I gotta primitive tool for ya right here.
- IglooBurner, on 03/24/2008, -2/+7show the ancient Greeks a piece of plastic or glass off the monitor our jets uses to navigate, and they'll probably say the same.
- Ki77erB, on 03/24/2008, -2/+1I dont think they would say that about plastic, since it did not exist in their time.
- slvrbullet87, on 03/24/2008, -5/+28You're primitive tool
- jackyyll, on 03/24/2008, -4/+41Psh, tell that to the Asguard...
- AnarkeIncarnate, on 03/24/2008, -1/+19Asgard
- NeoCortex, on 03/24/2008, -8/+3MacGuyverites
- AnarkeIncarnate, on 03/24/2008, -1/+19Asgard
- sjbdallas, on 03/24/2008, -22/+5Um....isn't the Stargate a big stone kind of thing? And for that matter isn't the power for it (ZPM?) a crystal? I would think that stones might not be too unrealistic.
- Bornhuetter, on 03/24/2008, -3/+35You do know Stargate is a TV show, right?
- urbandistrict, on 03/24/2008, -2/+10BLASPHEMER! McGuyver walks through the stone circle and saves the world. That's how it is, that's how it always will be. Don't question it.
- RoboHobo, on 03/24/2008, -2/+20SG-1 wasn't a documentary.
- Bartboy919, on 03/24/2008, -0/+25I've wasted my life.
- Bornhuetter, on 03/24/2008, -3/+35You do know Stargate is a TV show, right?
- greeneyes137, on 03/24/2008, -3/+10Far be it from anyone with a expensive piece of equipment to use anything expect futuristic fancy metals.... I mean... there aren't any expensive cars that use Custom Wood and Leather inlays (/sarcasm off: Rolls Royce) /sarcasm off I've seen MANY boats that were expensive as hell, and many of them have Wood or Even Stone control panel covers and a few of them had marble steering wheels instead of the shiny silver or classic wood ones...
- stonebear, on 03/24/2008, -1/+14So the alien craft's luxury trim is all that survived? Well that explains it.
- lotsa1s, on 03/24/2008, -0/+20Lets not dance around the issue here: we now possess alien bling.
- stonebear, on 03/24/2008, -1/+14So the alien craft's luxury trim is all that survived? Well that explains it.
- Azerael, on 03/24/2008, -1/+14The aliens would probably say that about our spacecraft.
- oxdeltaxo, on 03/24/2008, -0/+13They'd probably think the heat shield we use on the shuttle is unsafe and primitive.
- nekochan, on 03/24/2008, -0/+15hey. so do we. but it's the best we can do with 0.6% of the government budget.
- bbardlbradd, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3We paste tiles onto the bottom of an airplane-like vehicle... Yes, tiles, like the ones on your kitchen floor. TILES. That sounds ridiculous. Also, the top of the craft is cloth...
Why is it year 2008 and we're taking 20 year old vehicles comprised of tile and cloth into space??? Where are the Corellian YT-1300's? - geauxtig3rs, on 03/24/2008, -1/+2"Where are the Corellian YT-1300's?"
On corellia, duh.......we need to use the cloth/tile spacecraft to get there.
- bbardlbradd, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3We paste tiles onto the bottom of an airplane-like vehicle... Yes, tiles, like the ones on your kitchen floor. TILES. That sounds ridiculous. Also, the top of the craft is cloth...
- nekochan, on 03/24/2008, -0/+15hey. so do we. but it's the best we can do with 0.6% of the government budget.
- oxdeltaxo, on 03/24/2008, -0/+13They'd probably think the heat shield we use on the shuttle is unsafe and primitive.
- Raian, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3If you wanted to be eco-friendly you would build your spaceship out of metal-stone-crystal as well.
- Bartboy919, on 03/24/2008, -0/+13Everyone knows alien technology is power by crystals, DUH.
- RonBurgundy76, on 03/24/2008, -0/+8And vespene gas... all the really good stuff requires it.
- Hawkeye05, on 03/24/2008, -0/+1Like BattleCruisers
- bbardlbradd, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3Battle Cruisers BITE. It's all about those Carriers.
- Hawkeye05, on 03/24/2008, -0/+1Like BattleCruisers
- RonBurgundy76, on 03/24/2008, -0/+8And vespene gas... all the really good stuff requires it.
- ZenTaz, on 03/24/2008, -1/+10i dont know if you know this but calling quartz a primitive tool is a little off considering we use quartz in everything from clocks to computers to cellphones, infact without quartz we wouldnt have any of the technology we have now, i dont understand why everyone thinks that "more advanced" means more complicated. simplicity is the key
- tuflus, on 03/24/2008, -5/+7Wow, the ***** factor in your comment is off the charts. We use quartz for many things, that much is true. We DON'T carve quartz and pretend it's an advanced piece of technology.
Carved stones are NOT useful- Shogi, on 03/24/2008, -2/+7Or maybe there is an entire data structure inside the crystals with terabytes worth of information that we can't access because we have only just begun to theorize and experiment with crystalline data storage?
Please, try to keep your stupidity to yourself. - soupdawg30, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2Information stored in rocks. I have often pondered the existence.
- ZenTaz, on 03/24/2008, -0/+4shogi, your the man, keep your mind open tuflus, dont assume we know anything about anything, for everything is possible.
- bbardlbradd, on 03/24/2008, -0/+1Dude, if these theoretical aliens can find us, travel to us and save us, what makes you think they can't make crystal? If they can do all of that you'd think that they'd have a vast library of "known" information that was correct and they could construct crystal in a way that can record data. I don't mean a terabyte, I mean more information than all of the hard drives and memory in the word can hold. Crystalline trinary (+1, 0, and -1) is greater than magnetic binary (0 and 1).
- altf13, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2Fine, but then why the crappy "carvings" on the outside... my home-made CDs have better labels.
- Shogi, on 03/24/2008, -2/+7Or maybe there is an entire data structure inside the crystals with terabytes worth of information that we can't access because we have only just begun to theorize and experiment with crystalline data storage?
- dissurmom, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3I work for a company that makes SAW's (Surface Acoustic Wave devices)... We use quartz for our substrate material because of it's piezoelectric properties. It's really amazing stuff. Who would think that a lowly rock would allow us to take a digital signal, propagate it across a piece of quartz as a analog signal, thereby filtering unwanted frequencies and then convert it back into a digital signal.
Silly person... Quartz is one of the most advanced materials we know of.
- tuflus, on 03/24/2008, -5/+7Wow, the ***** factor in your comment is off the charts. We use quartz for many things, that much is true. We DON'T carve quartz and pretend it's an advanced piece of technology.
- michael43, on 03/24/2008, -1/+5Fred Flintstone was the Captain and Barney Rubble was Chief Engineer
- Supurcell, on 03/24/2008, -0/+7I highly recommend his book "The Yabba Dabba Do's and Don'ts of Faster Than Light Space Travel".
- DarKnight90, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3I award you 10 internets.
- Supurcell, on 03/24/2008, -0/+7I highly recommend his book "The Yabba Dabba Do's and Don'ts of Faster Than Light Space Travel".
- DemonWasp, on 03/24/2008, -2/+7Is it just me, or is a map that's literally carved into stone going to get outdated pretty fast, particularly compared with the time required to cross interstellar distances?
- sjbdallas, on 03/24/2008, -2/+2Maybe it originally was some kind of fancy sand castle kind of thing that was like the equivilant of an LCD but with sand. And after all these years, it hardened to rock.
- nomadxx7, on 03/24/2008, -0/+4I'd have to agree with ZenTaz. I know people will say Superman wasnt a documentary but hell he grew a whole house out of a damn crystal. Just because we think silicone and nano-technology is what the whole universe is using for advanced technology one doesn't realize the power crystals may have in outer space. Hell maybe it is a navigation system or spacecraft running board lights. Who the hell knows. Just because we are masters of the universe, I'm pretty sure somewhere out there that aliens are using items we think as junk to power stuff for more advanced than we realize
- bbardlbradd, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2Like power their brains with our feces?
- VitriolAndAngst, on 03/24/2008, -0/+1I can imagine that the aliens decorated with quartz -- I'm sure that's where earth got the "BeDazzler." And of course, you have to buy another one for enough rhinestones. But, couldn't the other explanation for quartz with holes in it be a primitive necklace? Is that so hard to imagine?
All kidding aside; If there are aliens, than staying in the background unless humans are going to wipe ourselves out makes sense. This might explain the "no reports of aliens" and "no enslavement by extraterrestrials." with an impossibly huge universe and no signs of other life. Advanced life forms probably decided to not scare the kiddie races long ago. This would also explain why so many UFOs seem to appear over new military bases or around nuke projects -- just to see that some idiot doesn't destroy the planet.
But the quartz objects -- unless you find embedded holograms, it's kind of a stretch. I'm keeping an open mind, but so far, no real evidence here.
- alllo, on 03/24/2008, -15/+6"Quite primitive tools for a spaceship!!!!"
- maxyRO, on 03/24/2008, -2/+46only in Russia...
- tekhna, on 03/24/2008, -0/+10If only that were true....
- 4degrees, on 03/24/2008, -0/+5... would aliens seek to save man. In America aliens are just probing asses.
- gwtgator, on 03/24/2008, -0/+4according to pravda, centaurs existed as a result of bestiality:
http://english.pravda.ru/science/tech/11-10-2005/9 ... - sonofblacula, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2In soviet Russia, Aliens believe in you!
- alllo, on 03/24/2008, -18/+2weird things happen not only in russia but everywhere))))
- bbardlbradd, on 03/24/2008, -0/+4useless comments not only happen in ur brain but everywhere((((
- will787, on 03/24/2008, -13/+4mysterious phenomenon...
- alllo, on 03/24/2008, -7/+2one of the most mysterious....
- threemagic, on 03/24/2008, -1/+18phenomenon.. do do dadodo.. phenomenon .. do do dadodo... phenomenon.. dadodo dadodo dadodo da do do do do do
- uzairimran63, on 03/24/2008, -16/+6This is due to God-gifted human brain.
- debuggercll, on 03/24/2008, -0/+4Or not.
- dissurmom, on 03/24/2008, -0/+1LOL
- debuggercll, on 03/24/2008, -0/+4Or not.
- snap326, on 03/24/2008, -13/+2interesting, crazy story...
- alllo, on 03/24/2008, -11/+2agreed )))))
- UberNick, on 03/24/2008, -0/+8why do you end all your inane comments with ")))))"?! your comment history reads like a highschooler's text-message log.
- thcobbs, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3Because he's in highschool?
- UberNick, on 03/24/2008, -0/+8why do you end all your inane comments with ")))))"?! your comment history reads like a highschooler's text-message log.
- bjornski, on 03/24/2008, -0/+4Actually, I found the "hairy sea monster" link on that page to be more interesting.
And I mean HOLY *****! What IS that thing?- Hawkeye05, on 03/24/2008, -1/+2Rosie O'Donnell
- bbardlbradd, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2It's either a zergling or a young cloverfield.
- alllo, on 03/24/2008, -11/+2agreed )))))
- uzairimran63, on 03/24/2008, -15/+1I also thank u
- iucraigmc, on 03/24/2008, -20/+7Give it time, its probably a hoax, most of these are.
- alllo, on 03/24/2008, -7/+2Such stories often appear to be hoaxes... however not always
- bbardlbradd, on 03/24/2008, -0/+1WHO CRAFTS YOUR SENTENCES!? Boy, where are you from? Why do you contribute such little time to your thoughts???
- Nougat, on 03/24/2008, -0/+10pravda.ru is the Weekly World News of the internets.
- alllo, on 03/24/2008, -7/+2Such stories often appear to be hoaxes... however not always
- MississippiLife, on 03/24/2008, -12/+2Definitely a very curious story...
- manojsalwani, on 03/24/2008, -12/+3really a very interesting topic, I really enjoyed this one.......
this is something which i want to know more..- talonstriker, on 03/24/2008, -5/+3alllo sent a shout to manojsalwani 5 hr 52 min ago
thanx for adding me
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Aliens_downed_Tunguska_m ...
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*sigh*- feliks2, on 03/24/2008, -2/+2Now that is some quality journalism. NIce work, expains a lot.
- bjornski, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3One of the reasons I've turned off shouts entirely. I only leave them visible so if I want to say something to people looking at my profile, I can.
Once you get past a certain number of friends/fans, even 2% of them sending 1-2 "please digg this" comments make shouts entirely unusable.
- talonstriker, on 03/24/2008, -5/+3alllo sent a shout to manojsalwani 5 hr 52 min ago
- frooo, on 03/24/2008, -12/+45In in your space rocks, making teh holes.
- itsgotyou, on 03/24/2008, -1/+81its the same technology used by the kryptonians. We’re trying to reverse engineer their crystal writing technique. Per our calculations, a 1” cube quartz crystal (25.4mm³) can hold approximately 14TB of information along all 3 axes.
I have to go now, my cousin bob wants me to charge up the ryxene electrolytic capacitors.- alllo, on 03/24/2008, -23/+4LOL)))))
- UberNick, on 03/24/2008, -0/+9inane comment... check!
string of random ascii characters at the end... check!- nekochan, on 03/24/2008, -0/+9yep, it's a poorly made comment bot.
- bbardlbradd, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3That submitted this story!? Bots can submit and comment on their submissions? Whoa, someone give me an update on Skynet pls.
- nekochan, on 03/24/2008, -0/+9yep, it's a poorly made comment bot.
- UberNick, on 03/24/2008, -0/+9inane comment... check!
- prleet, on 03/24/2008, -2/+1What for? You ain't gotta go across town?
- tont0r, on 03/24/2008, -0/+5dugg for not knowing wtf you just said.
- alllo, on 03/24/2008, -23/+4LOL)))))
- thedzigner, on 03/24/2008, -6/+5lol. Mr. Lavbin doesn't get out enough!!
- alllo, on 03/24/2008, -18/+1)))))
- UberNick, on 03/24/2008, -2/+4Agreed)))))
- alllo, on 03/24/2008, -18/+1)))))
- mentallyinhell, on 03/24/2008, -3/+23This is usually something a hick with an anal probe would find, so I'm going to assume this has about as much credibility.
- jchild, on 03/24/2008, -2/+3Dunt call meh a hick!
- threemagic, on 03/24/2008, -3/+11do they have hicks in Russia?
In Soviet Russia, banjo plays you - oldhick, on 03/24/2008, -0/+1Damn it! Not all hicks are into anal probes. Some times we use other orifice probes. Sometimes we just sit on the porch drinking moonshine. Thats what generates the best stories!
- Trav1289, on 03/24/2008, -7/+6O-Qua Tangin Wann
- kingofinternet, on 03/24/2008, -3/+8Qua ohnsa lahjee wann
- nape, on 03/24/2008, -1/+3insectillians two feet long!
- madhouseradio, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2a bugliada da, yagi mu a mugi woogayo
- nape, on 03/24/2008, -1/+3insectillians two feet long!
- scoresman, on 03/24/2008, -1/+0Uhhhhh......... HUH?
- kingofinternet, on 03/24/2008, -0/+0Scoresman, gotta tattoo!
- fishie, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1oh yess. riley martin ftw!
- kingofinternet, on 03/24/2008, -3/+8Qua ohnsa lahjee wann
- dasbush, on 03/24/2008, -12/+118In Soviet Russia, aliens crash their spaceships into giant meteorites that would completely destroy all life on Earth in order to save YOU!
- booshack, on 03/24/2008, -5/+4As opposed to everywhere else, where you crash your spaceship into giant meteorites that would completely destroy all life on Earth in order to save.. the aliens?
In soviet russia, sentence reverse engineers YOU. - Jeffler, on 03/24/2008, -2/+3Dugg for the confusing
- VitriolAndAngst, on 03/24/2008, -2/+2You cross the entire galaxy and forget your tractor beam? So, I guess, flying your space ship into an asteroid makes sense....
... or you'd think, with an advanced intelligence, they'd do something like add a harness, attach to the Asteroid, and then use their engines to divert its course. I'd think a space ship would be able to divert an asteroid better with engines better than to be used as a Kamikaze attack. But, who knows if an alien race that could cross intergalactic space would be smarter than this particular Russian? - Darph.Bobo, on 03/25/2008, -0/+4+102 diggs for that moronic statement? The patients have officially taken over the asylum.
- booshack, on 03/24/2008, -5/+4As opposed to everywhere else, where you crash your spaceship into giant meteorites that would completely destroy all life on Earth in order to save.. the aliens?
- suzywang3000, on 03/24/2008, -10/+2we're not impressed, you silly russians...
- bgrah449, on 03/24/2008, -2/+80I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porcelin was wet, I slippped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to, I had a revelation, a vision, a picture, a picture in my head. A picture of this!
- offspring06, on 03/24/2008, -4/+27The flux capacitor.
- falstaff, on 03/24/2008, -1/+12I'm sorry, you forgot to phrase your answer in the form of a question. That's going to cost you $800.
- Jeffler, on 03/24/2008, -2/+4GREAT SCOTT!
- bjornski, on 03/24/2008, -1/+3"Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not an engineer!"
- YamiJim, on 03/24/2008, -0/+41.21 GIGAWATTS?!?!?
- offspring06, on 03/24/2008, -4/+27The flux capacitor.
- nekochan, on 03/24/2008, -3/+50in the words of another user in another article,
"dugg for being ***** crazy" - LiquidIse, on 03/24/2008, -0/+8Wow... somebody get this man a CSS book
- kingofinternet, on 03/24/2008, -0/+16Pravda and the Daily Mail trailblazers in journalism!
- sagat, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2Nah Pravda is Pulitzer worthy next to the effing Mail.
- metaliq, on 03/24/2008, -8/+3*****
- mrgeekguy, on 03/24/2008, -3/+92Thanks Xenu!!!
- beankitty, on 03/24/2008, -2/+3+1
- trollzor, on 03/24/2008, -4/+2Don't thank Xenu, thank the moon's gravitational pull.
- BradBrown, on 03/24/2008, -0/+5Forget Xenu - I'm sure it was Tom Cruise who gave the official order to save our planet.
- bbardlbradd, on 03/24/2008, -0/+5Because a Scientologist knows... that he's the only one that can /really/ help.
- RedStarRizing, on 03/24/2008, -0/+1ahem - that will be $5,000,000 plz
-Xenu
- metaliq, on 03/24/2008, -7/+1*****
- ManHammer, on 03/24/2008, -0/+33I'll ask about this during my next anal probe....
- itsgotyou, on 03/24/2008, -0/+5Great. How does Tuesday sound to you? 8:30ish? Same abandoned dirt road. Mkay.
- lnxfi, on 03/24/2008, -1/+20Oh... it's not from The Onion. I guess they just hand job titles out over there.
- Rizzen, on 03/24/2008, -2/+14hee hee....
hand job
- Rizzen, on 03/24/2008, -2/+14hee hee....
- uncoveror, on 03/24/2008, -0/+24Old joke from Soviet Russia: A man goes up to a newsstand and asks, "Do you have any Pravda today"? The newsman answers, "No, no Pravda today" It is funny because Pravda means "the truth". He has none of that. Also, Pravda was probably the only newspaper he had to sell.
- protoopus, on 03/24/2008, -0/+6there was also the saying, "no pravda in izvestia, and no izvestia in pravda" (izvestia=news).
- timthe1st, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3Dam, you made that comment first;( I was about to make it
- MaskedSlacker, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2Me too
- davotoula, on 03/27/2008, -0/+1Seems to me you aren't always first.... Tim :-)
- timthe1st, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3Dam, you made that comment first;( I was about to make it
- dissurmom, on 03/24/2008, -1/+2No the truth in news, and no news in the truth?
- Atomic05, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2Which means almost no truth could be found in the government controlled news, and everyone already knew the truth behind it anyway. Somewhat less obvious if you put it that way.
- protoopus, on 03/24/2008, -0/+6there was also the saying, "no pravda in izvestia, and no izvestia in pravda" (izvestia=news).
- scy1192, on 03/24/2008, -8/+12In Soviet Russia, aliens save YOU!
- nardokid, on 03/25/2008, -1/+1whats up with all the unoriginal soviet Russia jokes. It's really lame.
- footbag01, on 03/24/2008, -7/+3[remove tinfoil hat] I believe him.
- megapeg, on 03/24/2008, -3/+19Oh, for the love of Xenu. This ***** is making it to the front page?
- sindex, on 03/24/2008, -4/+31This is *****. Everyone knows Tunguska was Tesla's doing.
:)- Arnos, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2Mmmmmm Death Ray Towers FTW!!!!!
- bbardlbradd, on 03/24/2008, -2/+1It's called a Tesla Coil.
- Raziel66, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2He also worked on a death ray which is not the same thing as a tesla coil. Thus the reason for a different name.
- bbardlbradd, on 03/24/2008, -2/+1It's called a Tesla Coil.
- WinBear, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1I'm reading Callahan's Key right now.
- Arnos, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2Mmmmmm Death Ray Towers FTW!!!!!
- MadScientist420, on 03/24/2008, -2/+7That was nice of them...
- laserblazer, on 03/24/2008, -1/+11The secrecy, the anal probes... Republican aliens I dare say.
- adml_shake, on 03/24/2008, -1/+18"the stones used to be a part of the navigational system of a spaceship"
Someone has been watching to much SG-1- graemee, on 03/24/2008, -1/+1Thanks Thor, saved our asses again.
- benbfree, on 03/24/2008, -1/+26Pravda, the most trusted name in news. :)
- PolishLogic, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3So true. It would be like Americans crediting the Weekly World News as their source for hard-hitting, credible news.
- alpharaptor, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2and STILL, more integrity than fox
- bgrah449, on 03/24/2008, -7/+18I, for one, welcome our new meteorite-protecting alien overlords.
- itsgotyou, on 03/24/2008, -1/+8Do you mean meteroite – destryoing, earth inhabitant – protecting alien overlords?
- bgrah449, on 03/24/2008, -0/+5*****. Yes. That is what I meant. :(
- itsgotyou, on 03/24/2008, -1/+8Do you mean meteroite – destryoing, earth inhabitant – protecting alien overlords?
- sjbdallas, on 03/24/2008, -11/+6We all laugh, but these kinds of things are only crackpot theories until they're proven to be true.
You know, like a round earth, space travel, velcro.- foofoobee, on 03/24/2008, -2/+10Did you seriously just equate the credibility of an alien pilot flying his spacecraft into a meteor to save earth with the credibility of velcro?
- tuflus, on 03/24/2008, -3/+2Round earth: even the ancient greeks knew the earth was round. That ***** about people thinking the earth flat until the 15th century is a myth.
Space Travel: who said it was crackpottery? seriously, who?
Velcro: WTF!?!?
This article is full of bullcrap and we all know it.
Learn 2 culture - haus34, on 03/24/2008, -0/+3i still question velcro.. wtf
- designerutah, on 03/24/2008, -1/+1Yeah, and it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!
- Gauthic, on 07/09/2008, -1/+6"the stones used to be a part of the navigational system of a spaceship"
Or an asteroid missile :D
What makes them think that this asteroid was directed away from earth instead of TOWARD US.
That would be my intention if I were looking in from outside :)- DemonWasp, on 03/24/2008, -1/+4It'd be way easier to just nuke the everloving hell out of us.
Or, if they really wanted to go by the asteroid route, they should just throw buckshot of individual pellets weighing several tonnes, as fast as possible. The net effect of that attack would be these godlike "fingers" composed entirely of white-hot flame reaching down to smite the earth...an expanding shockwave from each impact, setting everything in its path aflame, cleansing the earth in fire.- yogiincork, on 03/24/2008, -0/+4wow...that was....poetic...
- DemonWasp, on 03/24/2008, -0/+1The end of the world is always poetic.
Unless you're Samuel Jackson, in which case it's incoherent screaming about snakes.
- DemonWasp, on 03/24/2008, -0/+1The end of the world is always poetic.
- yogiincork, on 03/24/2008, -0/+4wow...that was....poetic...
- DemonWasp, on 03/24/2008, -1/+4It'd be way easier to just nuke the everloving hell out of us.
- RajAtWork, on 03/24/2008, -2/+1Digg and "Pravda" - match mad in heaven. "Volcanic ball" indeed.
- HeyaBILL, on 03/24/2008, -14/+9Hmm, this sounds like something the MSM (mainstream media for you losers) doesn't want me to see. Might have some truth to it. Ill file this somewhere between "The Federal Reserve sucks" and "9/11 was an inside job" for later perusal.
- feliks2, on 03/24/2008, -4/+4psycho
- JamesDiggem, on 03/24/2008, -4/+4Tom Cruise planted the stones there
- shyboy2008, on 03/24/2008, -10/+1i have friends that our aliens. they can be found in my backyard picking up leaves.
- tomjunlee, on 03/24/2008, -4/+3Scientist?? Or just a theorist with an evident-lacking theory??
- lndmn01, on 03/24/2008, -0/+67How can this be submitted but the "Hairy Hellish Sea Monster" ignored?
http://english.pravda.ru/photo/report/sea_monster- ...- shadekeiko, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2That thing looks like tallapia on PCP. o.O
- RockMuncher, on 03/24/2008, -1/+4I think I've seen enough decomposing putrescent whale carcasses for one lifetime, thank you. Must have been a slow making up the news day.
- michael43, on 03/24/2008, -1/+7Is that what the picture was? I thought it was Rosie Odonnell's vagina
- arjnav, on 03/24/2008, -0/+0Thank you! You just made me choke on my lunch!
- laughandsing, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2Doesn't make any sense! I had to read that as well. lol
- smackthenun, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1that head region of that ***** def did not look like a whale.
- paulhendrixson, on 03/24/2008, -5/+6Reputable site is reputable.
- brbubba, on 03/24/2008, -3/+16Hmmm, no actual pictures of the alleged stones, poor english writing skills, a crappy story that defies credibility...front page digg story!
- Namco, on 03/24/2008, -0/+4The pictures of the stones are on the thumbnail to this story and in the article. The "poor english writing skills" are due to the story being translated from Russian to English.
I agree that it's a ***** story though. - HumbleDialog, on 03/24/2008, -0/+2I have a feeling (hope?) that this was submitted and dugg for the sheer hilarity of it, not for the "news". Welcome to digg, btw.
- Namco, on 03/24/2008, -0/+4The pictures of the stones are on the thumbnail to this story and in the article. The "poor english writing skills" are due to the story being translated from Russian to English.
- shagen454, on 03/24/2008, -0/+1Hurry up - drink more of that vodka - things are going to get... straaange.
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