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- Balath, on 04/30/2009, -19/+875For most diggers, a year's worth of sex is
365 * 0 =
Zero. Zero sex. - zelgadisx, on 04/30/2009, -6/+677Your wife is only 12?
- stephhicks68, on 04/30/2009, -6/+603She had a goal: write a book. Publicity stunt 100%
- airwalkery2k, on 04/30/2009, -11/+486What would you get it you melted down all of those used condoms and pressed it into the shape of a tire?
A ***** Goodyear. - RedZeppelin, on 04/30/2009, -1/+360That's funny. For my birthday last year my wife gave me a year's worth of abstinence! I can't wait to see what she gets me this year.
- Nintendesert, on 04/30/2009, -5/+280It's not a gift to get something you should be getting anyways.
- inactive, on 04/30/2009, -19/+278"Sometimes I don’t shave my legs and have stinky breath, but Brad still finds me sexy."
No lady he does not find that sexy. He FINDS your vagina and figures; well since it is there ok ill bust one off.
Shave your ***** legs and brush your ***** teeth. - DreadBlog, on 04/30/2009, -3/+256http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/real_li ...
Could these two look any more boring? - inactive, on 04/30/2009, -7/+245As a single man in my mid 20's, I wonder if it is still worth it to get married.
- sealink, on 04/30/2009, -3/+220Poor bastard. Now any time he refuses to take out the garbage, all his wife has to say is, "Remember when I..." and he's got no excuses.
- Trifold, on 04/30/2009, -3/+217Wife ***** husband. .......news?
- inactive, on 04/30/2009, -1/+203Surprise, your wife is pregnant!
- Puttzy, on 04/30/2009, -4/+205Wonder if he could trade it for the occasional BJ?
- slapded, on 04/30/2009, -3/+197so do i!
- BooLag, on 04/30/2009, -3/+189They have internet in Saudi Arabia too...
- URnotheonly1, on 04/30/2009, -15/+196I have sex with my wife of 12 years EVERYDAY!
- DohCanadian, on 04/30/2009, -1/+178"The day after Brad’s 41st birthday I was giddy with excitement, relieved and ebullient that I didn’t have to have sex every day. I bounced around the house, singing: “I did it, I did it,” under my breath."
I wonder if he got laid that night. - twiztidsinz, on 04/30/2009, -2/+143TWO years of abstinence!
- stroudma, on 04/30/2009, -1/+139everyone's missing the bigger story here, it is very possible that he broke the record for longest period between masturbation for an adult male... shattered it more likely...
- macfanboi, on 04/30/2009, -4/+130I see why he turned it down.
- inactive, on 04/30/2009, -4/+129She didn't do it on a leap year? What a bitch.
- CCB0x45, on 04/30/2009, -1/+115She must be after menopause? Otherwise thats a lot of period sex.
- saerko, on 04/30/2009, -6/+116Every guy I know that's single and still "playing the field" gets sex less than I do on an annual basis as a married man. It’s really the best deal you can get.
Think about not just the good times, but the droughts; you know, the weeks when you get shot down at a bar or don't quite make it with the chick you were trying to woo. During that time, I got laid a minimum of two times, and with a woman who's gotten practiced at making me happy in bed.
The frustrating thing I think for married guys, and why you see so much complaining is that they see their wife all the time and think “I could be having sex right now” but then get all emo when they don’t get any. Instead, they should think about all the drinks they don’t have to buy in the hope that they might get gratification from something other than their hand that week, month, or year. - codecracker007, on 04/30/2009, -35/+144………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
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………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/--‘ - Pxtl, on 04/30/2009, -3/+110What the guy will never ever say: he would've liked that present much much more a decade ago, when they were both in better shape for it but she wasn't interested in writing a book on the subject. Now he gets the half-assed leftovers of the love-life they should have had when they were both more capable of it.
- costumemaker, on 04/30/2009, -0/+106If I married my hand too, I could claim the same.
- Suzilla, on 04/30/2009, -3/+98Folks, behold ... greatness. I salute you, sir (or madam)!
- DohCanadian, on 04/30/2009, -4/+98What about a leap year...
That means us diggers still have a chance! - MOJIRA, on 04/30/2009, -0/+89That's what I told her, but she's still pressing charges.
- slapded, on 04/30/2009, -0/+84its pretty rare, so yeah
- KimmyGibbler, on 04/30/2009, -1/+82All the angry emos that I know got married. They just want to be loved
- TheInformer, on 04/30/2009, -2/+83Zero sex is twice what I normally get, so I'll take it!
- qwkredfox, on 04/30/2009, -12/+92Do it in the butt!
- temporarysanity, on 04/30/2009, -0/+75If hand to man marriage was legalized, what next? Two hands, one man? Foot to man? Hand to foot? Where will it ever stop? Think of the children!
- jugheadjones, on 04/30/2009, -3/+73Promote this man!
- BooLag, on 04/30/2009, -1/+71Stay tuned for volume 2: "No sex for a year"
- TyrelVnne, on 04/30/2009, -0/+69It's unsettling seeing your parents on digg...
- themastersb, on 04/30/2009, -2/+70Just don't try to divide by zero. The universe might implode.
- inactive, on 04/30/2009, -0/+67There's no curtains on those windows O.o
- mikepictor, on 04/30/2009, -5/+71who says BJ isn't sex?
Sex is more than just PIV. - mbfielding, on 04/30/2009, -3/+68What makes you think he masturbated any less?
- ribo, on 04/30/2009, -4/+69Have my babies.
- megapartyboy, on 04/30/2009, -1/+65that's what anal is for
- sousademiami, on 04/30/2009, -1/+65I would.
Every day? That's exhausting!
But I could handle 365 BJs. - boozinf, on 04/30/2009, -1/+64Here more than ever I would say that the ends justified the means.
- Grimee, on 04/30/2009, -3/+65According to Clinton, a bj isn't sex.
- fadetoone, on 04/30/2009, -6/+67Zero times anything is still zero.
Basic math ;) - toekneebullard, on 04/30/2009, -2/+61Marriage is awesome. It's hard, and I agree that it can kill your sex life, but if you're looking for an easy life full of sex, then marriage ain't for you. Being married is like have a team mate in the game of life. In a healthy marriage, no matter what's gong on, you always know you've got at least one person on your side, and that's just plain awesome.
- xsecretfiles, on 04/30/2009, -0/+59Define "Sex"
- URnotheonly1, on 04/30/2009, -1/+60ya but thats only after I leave... ewwww
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