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A Note From the Toilet

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Who dugg this? Made popular Jun 7, 2009

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  • davmuss, on 06/07/2009, -3/+253Good God, I pray my toilet never becomes sentient. The horrible things it knows about me... They must remain hidden.
  • iDoraemon, on 06/07/2009, -0/+217"Hi, I'm an admin for a group called POO AND WEE DIRECTIONS, and we'd love to have this added to the group!"

    W...T...F...
  • Lefts, on 06/07/2009, -8/+129Dear Toilet,

    Eat my *****, piss, and puke and shut the ***** up.

    Sincerely, Lefts.
  • AmyVernon, on 06/06/2009, -1/+113I'm guessing you meant comma? Though you may be onto something.
  • MisterMajusty, on 06/07/2009, -0/+109Yeah, it doesn't want to take your ***** anymore.
  • bossm4n, on 06/07/2009, -1/+88Since it's a complete sentence, I would say it needs a period, but most toilets probably have too many periods anyway.
  • emecks, on 06/06/2009, -3/+68Glad it says "to fill up" and not "to empty" :D
  • truman48, on 06/06/2009, -13/+60Needs a coma,
  • smacksaw, on 06/07/2009, -0/+44Why would you copulate with a toilet?
  • Schrum, on 06/07/2009, -2/+39"Digg - All News, Videos, & Images

    but we prefer funny pictures."
  • inactive, on 06/07/2009, -0/+37That toilet has ***** grammar.
  • ayeroxor, on 06/07/2009, -0/+35...why not?
  • mrpunman, on 06/07/2009, -0/+29Easy cleanup I'd say. Just shoot into the hole
  • inactive, on 06/07/2009, -0/+29One day you'll piss it off, cuz it takes so much crap from you.
  • mcsenget, on 06/07/2009, -0/+26lol. i came here to post the same thing.

    you see that kind of message on every well circulated photograph from flickr, but sometimes you just don't expect it...
  • dawpa2000, on 06/07/2009, -4/+28This needs more correction than a comma. There are so many grammatical errors:

    1) "For me" should not be capitalized.
    2) "Fill up" should not be capitalized.
    3) "pipe's" should not have an apostrophe.
    4) There needs to be a comma between "old" and "and my water".
    5) There needs to be a period after "sometimes".
    6) There needs to be a comma between "Thanks" and "the Toilet".
    7) In "The Toilet", "The" should not be capitalized.

    Note: If you put a comma between "fill up" and "my pipes", you have formed a grammatical error known as a comma splice. Rather than a comma, it is appropriate to use either a period or a semicolon.

    Correction:
    Please allow some extra time for me to fill up. My pipes are old, and my water runs slow sometimes.
    Thanks, the Toilet!

    If I have missed something or have gotten something wrong, feel free to correct me as well.
  • fuzzybeard, on 06/07/2009, -0/+23Funny, your toilet sounds like my wife.
  • Hodor, on 06/07/2009, -7/+29need one fewer apostrophe
  • ColeChampagne, on 06/07/2009, -6/+27yawn....bury
  • Boner11, on 06/07/2009, -2/+20Funny, my toilet demands I stop eating mexican and chasing it with a six pack.
  • Chompy, on 06/07/2009, -0/+17Seen in a restaurant:

    "Please flush twice, it's a long way to the kitchen."
  • DarthBrady, on 06/07/2009, -1/+14Funny, when I am old I bet I have to tell the same thing to chicks.
  • Jucken, on 06/07/2009, -0/+13Needs an m.
  • burnin8r28, on 06/07/2009, -0/+11"I am sick, and tired, of your *****!"
    -the toilet
  • Lefts, on 06/07/2009, -1/+12I don't think the toilet is writing any soaps.
  • ProtocolDroid, on 06/07/2009, -0/+11Hard to get a good education when life always ***** on you.
  • beerhound, on 06/07/2009, -0/+11@Ydoc Are you saying they both take a lot of ***** from noxious *****?
  • Malik112099, on 06/07/2009, -4/+15You forgot cum.
  • SomeCallMeBruce, on 06/07/2009, -3/+14P.S.

    I don't like Lincoln logs. Please pinch it off a few times until they're about the size of a Vienna sausage.
  • seltaeb4, on 06/07/2009, -0/+9That note looks like the Zodiac's handwriting
  • upnortherik, on 06/07/2009, -0/+9My dick doesn't bend like that...
  • Wubsy, on 06/07/2009, -1/+9"Welcome. I am honored to accept your waste."
  • smacksaw, on 06/07/2009, -1/+9I bet his admin pw is fecophiliac
  • binky78, on 06/07/2009, -2/+9It's tired of being under you.
  • superabe420, on 06/07/2009, -0/+7who DOESN'T need a coma?
  • inactive, on 06/07/2009, -0/+7A semi colon would suffice as well.
  • Elijah17, on 06/07/2009, -0/+6What?
  • deathfix, on 06/07/2009, -2/+8Toilet: I'm tired of your *****!
  • roastedbagel, on 06/07/2009, -2/+8Wow this was lame. Buried.
  • db0255, on 06/07/2009, -2/+8i was going to dig you down until you said that thing about the comma splice
  • evergrim, on 06/07/2009, -0/+6I came to the comments just to check if someone had picked that up, not surprised they did. :)
  • mrpunman, on 06/07/2009, -1/+7I wouldn't want to be in a coma
  • Handonam, on 06/07/2009, -0/+5poor thing gets dumped too often.
  • ManUnitdFan, on 06/07/2009, -0/+4less*
  • Boogalou007, on 06/07/2009, -2/+6dumb?
  • ddaman308, on 06/08/2009, -0/+4theres a reason why we all cheat in english class
  • jwmann, on 06/07/2009, -0/+4@beerhound
    No, he's saying his wife is full of *****, much like his toilet.
  • sk1m781, on 06/07/2009, -0/+4is this funny? am I missing something?
  • evilpig, on 06/07/2009, -1/+5Holy ***** grammar nazi.
  • joops, on 06/07/2009, -0/+3Needs a colon.
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