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- tehWyman, on 08/19/2009, -9/+230Sometimes I wish I had a woman to dominate me.
- glasnostic, on 10/10/2007, -4/+191man - "hey honey, check out this list I found on digg"
woman - "they forgot 'I have a headache'"
man - *sigh - destro713, on 11/14/2007, -9/+166I really wish these man-lists that are all over the front page lately didn't all make offhanded references to "watching the game," as if all men are lame-ass dudebros.
- inactive, on 11/14/2007, -8/+159Your mother telling you to stop playing WoW for a little bit isn't enough?
- blueracer6, on 10/10/2007, -5/+67Good to see we're still mutilating the English language in the descriptions, it would be such a loose if we didn't.
- Frnnkdlxx, on 10/13/2007, -5/+58Pussy. Get out of the house and begin a rampage of sexual harassment, eventually you'll have a woman... Or at worst a loving, humorous, but pleasantly rough inmate named Jermaine.
- Lososaurus, on 10/10/2007, -8/+60The way you fix these tools women use is you start taking them literally. Send a message that you're not going to take that ***** and she needs to be more transparent about what she means. If she wants to be a bitch about something, she should be direct about it.
- deadpixel621, on 10/10/2007, -2/+52AM I FAT: Even if I did gain about 5 inches around my waist and my blubber's all hanging out of my tube top dress... you better ***** still say "No, honey. You are not fat at all."
- MrKrinkleDude, on 10/10/2007, -1/+48They left out "If you loved me..."
- TnTBass, on 10/13/2007, -2/+48My Girlfriend: "Does my ass look fat in these pats?"
Me: "It's not the pants fault"
My Ex Girlfriend: "Whatever" - Poweroft, on 10/10/2007, -7/+519 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, refer to #3. - Sp4nk, on 10/10/2007, -1/+45LOSE has ONE O, NOT TWO. You should've learned how to spell that word when you were 5.
- satx, on 10/13/2007, -14/+50This is what you get for letting your women talk back to you.
- sarazen, on 10/13/2007, -8/+42Time for another Digg man rant I see.
- kathaclysm, on 11/14/2007, -1/+30Man: Honey, have some Excedrin
Woman: What? Why? I don't have a headache.
Man: Oh, no? In that case... - b3mus3d, on 10/10/2007, -2/+29He was making a joke dude. Chill a bit.
;P - Puppetfunk, on 10/10/2007, -8/+29Whoa! That kid is so cool! He has a Che Guevara icon! I wish I was cool enough to have Che Guevara plastered on everything and then not know what he did!
- monka, on 10/10/2007, -1/+21"We need to talk..." / "I need to talk to you..."
When you hear those words you know nothing good awaits you relationship-wise... unless you're hoping to get dumped. - TheCount, on 11/14/2007, -2/+22I gave up on that one. Now when she asks, "Do I look fat?", I just say, "Yeah, you do.", without even looking at her. She's learned to laugh about it, but maybe she cries later, who knows. Am I a bad boyfriend?
- PQCrash, on 10/10/2007, -3/+23Funny, I don't see "child support" on that list.
- MadN, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1910) Does X make my Z look Y?
It's a trap! Do not answer.... - yndy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+17wow... how original... a blog re-post of an email that's been circulating the internet for years!
Wait! I know what will make it better!
Grammar errors and misspellings!
*eye roll*
buried due to blogspam - Daunting, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16I'm still waiting for, "It's yours".
- psykiv, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15Dual Screens ftw?
- Battleloser, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14Shhhhh, as long as women think we don't know any of this we've always got the idiot card to play.
- atdigg, on 10/13/2007, -4/+17where is "I don't know"?
- JonLatane, on 11/14/2007, -1/+12Seriously, it works. If the girl has a problem with talking literally, she's not worth dating long-term because there's going to be too many situations like this article outlines.
However, if when you talk literally to her in response to this, she responds with equal (or at least improved) reason and understanding, then you've definitely got a keeper. My girlfriend of over 1.5 years is like this, so believe me, they exist. Just talk ***** sense to them.
If the conversation ends with "Fine," don't let it end there! Especially if you're not wrong, contrary to what the article says. Say, "Listen. If you're going to just end with the word 'fine' every time an argument happens, don't be surprised when this ***** happens again. Or just talk to me and explain what the problem is." And remember, like I said above, if you don't get the expected response, she's not even worth it. You can keep playing along with her if you're just trying to get (well, stay) in her pants, but otherwise, drop her if it happens frequently. There's plenty of more sensible women. Hell, they're probably better in bed too, given that this behavior is a classic example of a lack of maturity. - ToxicBomber, on 10/10/2007, -2/+11conisdering this is on Digg, its an appropriate audiance that needs to know. Any guy though who has dated his fair share, knows this stuff instinctively. The male brain tends to learn how to act in such a way as to preserve itself when dealing with females, regardless of what the guy thinks he should do.
So yeah, file this under "Duh!" - Xspire, on 10/10/2007, -5/+13Wow I don't think I've ever seen a more true article in my entire life.
- PueSi, on 10/10/2007, -5/+13No kidding, i always end up embarrassed after reading those lists, does people really think we men are like that?
- aussia, on 11/14/2007, -5/+13"Five minutes" turning into several hours applies much more for my boyfriend "just finishing" things on the computer than it does me getting ready to go.
stupid-ass lists. - TnTBass, on 11/14/2007, -0/+7"You slept with my father????"
- Jugalator, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7The 10th word is their secret weapon and will kill any man who hears or scribbles it down, so the list stopped there.
- UglieJosh, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9No "families" but the man was a murderer. I don't condone using Wiki as fact, but I have checked with other sources and this seems correct: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_Guevara . He wasn't the great man that people like me and Rage Against the Machine make him out to be...
I say this as a registered member of the socialist party. - po43292, on 10/13/2007, -2/+8I see what you did there.
- bjoy4ll, on 11/14/2007, -1/+7LuisCypher you are an obviously an idiot who has never even been with a woman
- pault107, on 10/10/2007, -2/+8Why is it that some people insist on informing everyone that they "logged in"? Like it's some kind of big effort and they want a pat on the back.
- 77boy84, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6John Redcorn?
- samurimaster, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6how did they get it down to 9
- Frnnkdlxx, on 10/10/2007, -3/+9Geez. We need to redefine what words mean to end this domination women have over us. Because of these words he so simply defined, I have been trapped in a sort of...quazi prison... I say we declare war...
- TnTBass, on 10/10/2007, -4/+10Great idea! In theory...
Women are crazy. There is no doubt about it. They don't need to be rational (and at time, cannot be). - sloppychris, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7Stay strong, don't listen to their *****. Define your own reality, and people will live in it. They won't be afraid to actually speak when they have a problem, then tell you what it is.
- Amablue, on 11/14/2007, -7/+12The more of these lists I read the more I get annoyed by them. Sure they're funny for spiteful guys, but I've never come upon any of this stuff in the real world with my GF (and we've been together for five years, so there's been plenty of time for stuff like this to come up). It's just a list of stereotypes, which makes it easy to agree with.
- habbofresh, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5dude it's been like that for a year now.
- 1iProd, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Head-on? The one you apply directly to the forehead?
- Icebird, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7And 68% of stats are made up on the spot and are *****.
- kiyyik, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6Yay! You go with your normal, mentally healthy self! Holy breath of fresh air... :)
- habbofresh, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6As long as she appreciates the wit, then no, you're on the right track.
- feoren, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5It's true, actually. The trick is to be absolutely 100% honest about everything (seriously, it's not that hard), then you have the moral high ground when she's trying to be sneaky or manipulative. Don't let that power-play ***** get anywhere in the relationship, it's amazing how good it can be.
- Arramol, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Anyone who's ever heard a woman use it.
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