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- wilshire1, on 10/10/2007, -9/+512Any sources? I have my doubts...
- CaptainNoPants, on 10/10/2007, -1/+379you don't trust poorly drawn cartoons?
- Stormblade, on 10/10/2007, -1/+199"Annually you will shake hands with 6 men" and "...11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands." From this we can deduce that either women masturbate more than men, or are less likely to wash their hands afterwards (or both!)... Comes as a surprise to me!
- ChromaVita, on 10/10/2007, -3/+189I read this article right after i read the article about how to detect *****. It's like an extremely easy test that i just passed.
- cankillar, on 11/07/2007, -1/+162This doesn't affect diggers. We don't go outside or shake hands.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -5/+143Without all these things happening to you, your immune system would be weak as *****. I say bring it on, the more ***** I encounter the stronger/smarter my immune system will be when I really need it.
- snypa, on 10/10/2007, -5/+136Then please allow me to bombarde you with my anal excrement/faecal matter.
- spudnic, on 10/10/2007, -1/+126Can't be bothered to go through each one, but here's an example of how ridiculous these statistics are:
'During an hour's swiming at a muniple pool you will ingest 1/12 of a liter of urine'
Unless you deliberately take a few gulps of the water you are not going to ingest 80 odd milliletres of water, nevermind urine.
Let's say the pool has a 0.1% urine content (it's likely to be much, much less than that, to be 0.1% urine an olympic size pool would have to contain 80 000 litres of urine) to ingest 1/12 of a liter of urine I'd have to drink 80 litres of pool water. That's more than my own body weight. - Kiwipulse, on 10/10/2007, -4/+123Will you shake my hand?
- fussbucket, on 10/10/2007, -0/+107In a given day, you will waste 10 minutes reading and arguing over a article containing false and/or erroneous information.
- ramong, on 10/10/2007, -11/+115Total BS! no way any of that is even remotely true!
- inigomntoya, on 10/10/2007, -5/+96The first three were believable, so I don't really need references on that...
BUT - I don't eat ANY insects in my sleep, women DO NOT masturbate more than men, I do NOT eat 1 pubic hair per month, and when would someone have the opportunity to look through my dirty clothes? - 1773nium, on 10/10/2007, -0/+59I got dibs on this guy swallowing my pubes!
- leo78, on 10/10/2007, -0/+58It doesn't say that women masturbate more than men, just that they don't wash their hands afterwards. lol
- StarmanDXE, on 10/10/2007, -1/+57I'm sure these are all like the spider one: invented just to see how much stuff on the internet people will believe.
http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp - srgtTarantula, on 10/10/2007, -1/+50No, I just cum like a dragon, I have to dodge that ***** like i'm in the matrix.
- DocHoliday22, on 10/10/2007, -2/+51SuperWinner you really did ask for that one...
- po43292, on 10/10/2007, -1/+46TITLE SAYS ALL??
NO IT DOESN'T! - thcobbs, on 10/10/2007, -2/+45How many 12 year olds just smelled their hands?
- FZero68, on 10/10/2007, -2/+42I'm one of those men.
- AmishRefugee, on 10/10/2007, -5/+44alot of those are very presumptive... When I swim, I don't drink the water I'm swimming in. And it seems to assume that you spend alot of your time out and about in public places
- diggitydoc, on 10/10/2007, -1/+38Im in UR hallway cockslapping UR doorknobz.
- nevesis, on 10/10/2007, -6/+37Buried as inaccurate.
No references and some of these claims have been publicly debunked. - vulapine, on 10/10/2007, -1/+32You might swallow some, but 1/12 liter of urine?
Let's suppose a near Olympic size pool with about 2 million liters of water.
Let's also suppose that the average person will release about 2 liters of urine in a day.
Ignoring that urine is already 95% water, if you drank 1 liter of water in the whole day, you would need to have about 80,000 other people spending the whole day at the pool and just whizzing in the water in order to get 1/12 of a liter of other people's urine in your body from a municipal pool.
If we consider that a small person would have a footprint of about .3 meters square, you would only be able to fit about 4000 people into an Olympic pool (they couldn't move, of course) all peeing on each other, with the other 76,000 standing on bleachers, arching it in from a distance. - michaelinnotts, on 10/10/2007, -0/+31Please continue this conversation. The lols are strong with you.
- MISking, on 10/10/2007, -0/+31NO
- wildfire, on 10/10/2007, -0/+30This image also concludes; 2 of 2 people will smile after getting crotch goo on their hand...
- dcoolidge, on 10/10/2007, -2/+32Cums as a surprise to me too ;)
- Rainemaker, on 10/10/2007, -1/+31This is an example of the beauty of statistics. Statistically speaking, 60 percent of the time, this article is accurate 100 percent of the time.
(Couldn't resist Anchorman Reference) - LandStander, on 10/10/2007, -0/+27Wash up? Do you jack off while spinning in a circle balancing on your head? Just throw away w/e tissue you just used. You wash your hands of course but not like you should have anything on them.
- saltinekracka20, on 10/10/2007, -0/+26Thanks for putting that in perspective. I knew it wasnt true already but that just blew it out of the water completely (no pun intended, seriously).
- otatop, on 10/10/2007, -0/+26I know I always get my facts from people who don't know the difference between breath and breathe.
- NinjaBoy, on 10/10/2007, -2/+27Its on the internet....so it must be true.
- KennMac, on 10/10/2007, -0/+23Ehh.. I hate to break into this subject... but are you squirting all over yourself or something? If anything, it's gotta be messier for a female.
- 1773nium, on 10/10/2007, -0/+23I'm in your diggz, commenting in wrong articles!
- tech10171968, on 10/10/2007, -0/+22Only if you'll pull my finger...
- christoast, on 09/04/2008, -0/+2215 penises a day? Paris Hilton ?
- fhornplayer, on 10/10/2007, -1/+22Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands, as opposed to eleven women. That means some or all of the following:
1. Men wash their hands more than women.
2. You shake hands with more women than men
3. Women as a whole masturbate more often than men.
With no sources or proof. I call *****. - Stradenko, on 11/07/2007, -0/+21Very good, you've succeeded in correctly interpreting the word "we.'
Enjoy your gold star. - ygrof, on 10/10/2007, -0/+21How do you know how much a dragon cums?
- po43292, on 10/10/2007, -0/+20With the drippy hands? Or the ones who inspect laundry hampers (wtf)?
- p0tent1al, on 10/10/2007, -0/+19Wrong. Our body gets stronger and stronger due to exposure. Meaning the more push-ups you do, your body adapts and becomes stronger. The more you are around stuff like this, the more your immune system is stronger against it.
This is why when people first discovered America, Indians got all kinds of diseases, because they were not used to being subjected to it like the people from England were. - novask, on 10/10/2007, -0/+18As long as you're a hot chick.
- khorbin, on 10/10/2007, -0/+18I don't know about the 14 insects claim, but it sounds an awful lot like it's based on this one: http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp
- vanadium77, on 10/10/2007, -3/+20These have _all_ been debunked for years. Stop circulating it. BURIED.
- 10goto10, on 10/10/2007, -10/+27I don't know if I'm alone on this, but I'm not sorry about knowing I shake hands of women who just masturbated.
- crazybrit, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16the 1 liter thing is a bit of a stretch.
- burntice, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16And women do it at work or before going to a public place?
- davidwasman, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16buried for 'title says it all'
The title NEVER says it all, people. Learn to create a friggin description. - Reziarfg, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14My bet is on Japanese magic.
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