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  • viv4l4b4m03, on 07/15/2009, -0/+79I have all of these.

    They're fantastic.
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  • diggdat, on 07/15/2009, -0/+58When it comes to someone else's ass, the stick can't be long enough.
  • idbjoshm, on 07/15/2009, -4/+62HI BILLY MAYS HERE! I KNOW PRODUCTS, AND I WOULD NEVER SELL THESE STUPID PRODUCTS TO YOU!
  • borez, on 07/15/2009, -0/+49I hereby volunteer my services as the new Kush.
  • MatzahMan, on 07/15/2009, -0/+42I never realized people had such trouble wiping their ass with toilet paper.
  • JackGrinnan, on 07/15/2009, -4/+42Meanwhile the best product ever is the Fleshlight. Right guys? Guys???
  • JoesRevenge, on 07/15/2009, -3/+39The Comfort Wipe - for the typical overweight American
  • richirwin, on 07/15/2009, -2/+34No blanket with arms? BURIED!
  • singebkdrft, on 07/15/2009, -0/+32Gotta love the tiDDy bear...

    When i first saw the ad on TV, I thought it was a comedy sketch for a few moments...
  • ftc08, on 07/15/2009, -1/+33There's a gay joke somewhere in that.
  • nard3456, on 07/15/2009, -0/+28Girls bumping their hair up does not make them look more attractive. It makes them look like their head is deformed.
  • TheFurnace, on 07/15/2009, -1/+29Seems to me like if I worked in a hospital or nursing home, the comfort wipe would be pretty useful.
  • ancalagon73, on 07/15/2009, -0/+26I prefer the three seashells myself.
  • MrSparkle666, on 07/15/2009, -1/+22I kind of think the toilet paper foam moistener is a good idea. My ***** is very hairy and dry paper just doesn't cut it. I know I'm not alone in this.
  • videodroner, on 07/15/2009, -0/+21That's what she said ?
  • prayforwinter, on 07/15/2009, -0/+19The tiddy bear. That's t-i-d-d-y bear. -Tiddy Bear infomercial.

    I love how they had to spell it out.
  • chuckDontSurf, on 07/15/2009, -1/+19Title did not disappoint. The electrocution face mask was ridiculously awesome.
  • ancalagon73, on 07/15/2009, -0/+16I believe a power washer is the only solution for that.
  • mogebier, on 07/15/2009, -29/+42The List forgot #10 - The Huffpo website itself.
  • cuevas4711, on 07/15/2009, -1/+14The titty bear is great.
  • borez, on 07/15/2009, -0/+12So we're on then are we?
  • themastersb, on 07/15/2009, -0/+11I think Pedobear prefers delicious flat chest.
  • juankovo, on 07/15/2009, -1/+12For being the 9 stupidest products of ALL TIME, it sure was heavily weighted toward products produced in the last 10 years or so.

    I mean, come on, they totally left out the ellipse-wheeled chariot with decorative chrome accents.
  • yifanlu94, on 07/15/2009, -0/+11She's too old for you, pedobear.
  • santiago1, on 07/15/2009, -0/+10 I submit the Segway. What a waste of technology, all for making lazy people even lazier....
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  • goobly, on 07/15/2009, -1/+1010. bottled water
  • caramba421, on 07/15/2009, -1/+10***** that! The Snuggie is awesome. I put mine on every time it's my turn to guard that portal in Mortal Kombat 2.
  • AgentVladimir, on 07/15/2009, -6/+14So what, the Huffington Post is the poor man's Cracked now? That was awful.
  • takeodrizzt, on 07/15/2009, -1/+9Billy would never have agreed to sell any of this crap!
  • dolemite01, on 07/16/2009, -0/+7Whats that sound, its the sound of all the diggers clicking your profile.
  • aromaticchic, on 07/15/2009, -0/+7Having a "kush" in between my breasts would be infinitely more bothersome than them touching each other. And, if they really want to show how well the product "works", they should have used a woman with bigger breasts in the commercial, this one has to push them together to get hers to touch.

  • Eurynom0s, on 07/15/2009, -0/+7Dugg for boobs and AIDS.

    Er I mean AYDS.
  • MacEnvy, on 07/15/2009, -1/+8You would be the expert.
  • NaviOlive, on 07/15/2009, -0/+7A brave soul indeed. I speak for all women when I say the world needs more men like yourself.
  • Hnnnnnghhh, on 07/15/2009, -1/+8Comfort wipe wasn't a new invention, fat people and body builders have been using it for decades.
    I think the ridiculousness of the comfort wipe is that they tried to market it to normal people:
    "You'll never use your hand wipe again, welcome to a new era of human history! In the year 25ACW, You'll try to explain to your grandchildren what life was like before comfort wipe, but they just won't understand."
  • daschupa, on 07/15/2009, -0/+7I believe this deserves a mention as it was all the craze, magnetic health bracelets.
    http://www.asseenontv-infomercials.com/health-and- ...
  • Kojangie, on 07/15/2009, -1/+8#11 - HD Vision Wraparounds

    https://www.hdwraparounds.com/ver18/index.asp?refc ...
  • mlvassallo, on 07/15/2009, -0/+6When did HufPo turn in to Cracked?
  • cvraider7, on 07/15/2009, -0/+6List is very incomplete without "the Snuggie."
  • DaviDTC, on 07/15/2009, -4/+10They will digg anything from us no matter how retarded it is. For example, if we make a list of the 9 stupid things, they will love it!
  • dlite922, on 07/16/2009, -0/+6You sound like you've had Vince's nuts too
  • Reziarfg, on 07/16/2009, -1/+7Women who need to have names like "cutseyangel37" and "princessfemina16" and dare I say "aromaticchic" are just attention whores who need to call attention to their gender on the internets. Prove me wrong.
  • JoshyLeeArm, on 07/15/2009, -0/+6I envy that bear.
  • MrSparkle666, on 07/16/2009, -0/+6I usually just use a splash of plain water, but I find shaving my ***** with a beard trimmer every few weeks works best. Um, now I've said too much...
  • teamgwho, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5No cuecat?
  • leif777, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5...fap
  • feelmypimphand, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5it was light...it was dark...it was light...it was dark..
  • openingsound, on 07/16/2009, -0/+5wtf is wrong with you people?
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