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- itchytooth, on 12/01/2007, -5/+107yo mamma so fat she won't blend
- zeptobyte, on 12/01/2007, -3/+96Yo momma so fat Comcast shut me off for emailing a picture of her to my buddy.
- laurasmith76, on 12/01/2007, -3/+835. she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
For some reason, that paints a really vivid picture in my head.... - norbiu, on 12/01/2007, -4/+80100. when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
- bitterbug, on 12/01/2007, -1/+73Yo momma is so fat she's giving Pluto planet lessons.
- bitterbug, on 12/01/2007, -2/+55Yo momma is so fat she has her own Top Level Domain.
Yay for geek humor. - RxDaniel, on 12/01/2007, -2/+45Yo momma just paged me, she can't get through the door. She said something about you bringing home grease and a Twinkie.
- semeticstallion, on 12/01/2007, -7/+50The best one I ever heard: "Yo momma's like a bowling ball: she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and then comes back for more." Anyone who thinks they've got anything better is instantly destroyed with this one.
- praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -0/+41Yo momma is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.
- niz85, on 12/01/2007, -5/+45"she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of March." - LOL
- Chompy, on 12/01/2007, -2/+40Yo momma so fat her subnet mask is 256.256.256.256
- EvanVolm, on 12/01/2007, -2/+4036. her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters. Awesome.
- bitterbug, on 12/01/2007, -2/+405. she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
That was Star Jones and the cast of The View - jseres, on 12/01/2007, -1/+33Yo momma so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rug burn!
- oilcan, on 12/01/2007, -1/+32omg where do you live i'm gonna come steal your lunch money XD
- Chompy, on 12/01/2007, -2/+33Yo momma so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
- Apauloisdead, on 12/01/2007, -1/+281993 just called me, it said it wants it's pager back.
- patm1987, on 12/01/2007, -5/+32Yo momma so fat that she can sit on a binary tree and turn it into a linked list in constant time!
- quinlan, on 12/01/2007, -1/+27Yo momma is so fat, when she went to Kmart, she tripped over Wal-mart, and landed on Target.
- Chompy, on 12/01/2007, -0/+25No. That was actually the point of the joke. You see, I'm implying that she's so fat that her subnet mask is out of the range of possible subnet masks.
- stoicgoof, on 12/01/2007, -2/+26Yo momma is so fat, her cup size is "bath tub."
Why do i feel so dirty...... - buckrogers1965, on 12/01/2007, -1/+25Your Momma is so fat we had to switch to IPv6.
- inactive, on 12/01/2007, -3/+27ohhhhhhhhhh *****!!
- donkeyshow, on 12/01/2007, -2/+25Yo momma so fat, her recipe for horseradish is eat a whole horse and a radish.
- Androfire, on 12/01/2007, -5/+26#3 and #93 is the same thing. Tsk tsk tsk....
- beelz, on 12/01/2007, -3/+24Rrobot chicken: star wars yo mama fight
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/63279/detail/ - oilcan, on 12/01/2007, -2/+22yo mama so greasy she uses bacon for bandaids
- BobaFettTDG, on 12/01/2007, -2/+2199. Yo momma's so fat her favorite ice cream flavor is Crisco.
- cmccool, on 12/01/2007, -6/+23these never get old.
- bonk2k, on 12/01/2007, -1/+17Yo momma so fat she died from coronary artery disease. I'm sorry for your loss.
- Nelfy, on 12/01/2007, -3/+18http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-300741770 ...
- flxfxp, on 12/01/2007, -1/+15Yo Momma is so FAT we had to switch to NTFS
- inactive, on 12/01/2007, -1/+13Yo momma so fat the romans used her belly button as the Colosseum
- imsteve22, on 12/01/2007, -2/+13yo momma's like a brick: flat on both sides and always getting laid by mexicans
- inactive, on 12/01/2007, -3/+14"she fell in love and broke it."
Thats what I call fat. - Chompy, on 12/01/2007, -4/+14We could digg up some more Ron Paul *rargle bargle* if that'd make you feel better.
- chkdg8, on 12/01/2007, -2/+12Great stuff. What about: You're Momma's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide, she uses a mattress for a tampon, she has to leave town sideways. she uses a microwave for a pager. Classic *****.
- skyfire1, on 12/01/2007, -1/+11Those are stupid. Don't tell these jokes to anyone.
- DASK, on 12/01/2007, -0/+9Your momma's so fat, when I yell 'kool aid' she comes crashin through the wall
- sfcal, on 12/01/2007, -0/+8They're on vacation with the blender jokes
- glinsvad, on 12/01/2007, -0/+8Yo momma is so fat, when she is sunbathing on the beach Greenpeace tries to roll her back into the ocean.
- ardembiniwoot, on 12/01/2007, -3/+10...she buried this article
- TheMidnight, on 12/01/2007, -1/+8Your mom smells so bad Speed Stick slows down and stops.
- TenebrousX, on 12/01/2007, -0/+7Yo momma is so fat, she pings her feet and gets 100% packet loss
- aschocobo, on 12/01/2007, -6/+13yo mom is so fat
how fat is she?
yo moma is so big and fat that she can get busy
with 22 burritos when times is rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs...
uh...reference:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OgXkwiM0hIQ - tyywebb, on 12/01/2007, -3/+9winRAR
- tyywebb, on 12/01/2007, -3/+9Wow just..............wow.
- EmerilLIVE, on 12/01/2007, -0/+677. her blood type is Ragu.
- PhonicUK, on 12/01/2007, -3/+9Yo momma so fat, she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck!
- Lixie, on 12/01/2007, -1/+6I remember the "so fat the when she goes to the beach the tide comes in" from an old Garfield book.
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