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- almostdone, on 10/10/2007, -0/+79They missed the "cry yourself to sleep in a cold dark corner" step.
- mrgreenjeans, on 10/10/2007, -2/+70What, did a girl write this? What about the 'join a gym, get ripped', step? Then the 'do all her friends', step?
- Leo21k, on 10/10/2007, -1/+631. Cut off all contact from ex-girlfriend
2. Get rid of anything that would remind you of her.
3. Forget she ever existed.
Works for me at least. - dunderballer, on 10/10/2007, -2/+54Missed:
1) Remove from Top 8
2) Change relationship status back to "single"
3) Add to messenger block-list if neccisary
4) Upgrade Netflix account - You'll have time for more movies - deadlift, on 10/10/2007, -1/+45Hold on, this is Digg. We need a 8 Ways To Get A Girl article first.
- MasterThief117, on 10/10/2007, -5/+41This is Digg.
This information will never be actually used. - kent1146, on 10/10/2007, -0/+351) Call your buds
2) Go out drinking
3) Complain about what a bitch / whore she was... listen when your buds tell you that you don't need her, you're better off without her.
4) Rinse, repeat. - Irfit, on 10/10/2007, -3/+36Download porn
- Porkinsred6, on 10/10/2007, -1/+34Good article, i just wish it had been written better. Some of it was hard to read what with all the grammar problems
- fotd42, on 10/10/2007, -1/+22Me and my girlfriend broke up about 2 months ago, which was rough, but now i found someone else and all the pain seems to have washed away. Good advice, but certainly not set in stone. I say just do what feels right/good and live life, that's half the fun.
- roastedbagel, on 10/10/2007, -4/+25"Most of us have been through this many times before"
How about most of digg users have never been through it at all? - CMaff24, on 10/10/2007, -0/+19Horrible grammar and the link goes to a comment on the bottom of the page.
Booooo - Lennalf, on 10/10/2007, -1/+201) Jack off.
2) Repeat as necessary. - Lenny, on 10/10/2007, -1/+18Sadly, this came at the prefect time for me :(
- mrwiggles123, on 10/10/2007, -0/+17this ***** doesn't even mention alcohol
- slkuhn, on 10/10/2007, -1/+17also, "Drink your pain away."
- kaelyiesta, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15More like "stay awake staring at nothing all night for a month" step.
- trisquithere, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15Why did he post the link to the comments?
- h3llscaper, on 10/10/2007, -3/+16stfu you crazy bitch
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13There are so many good ways to get over a breakup, it's hard to pick the best one.
- kill the bitch
- buy a BMW
- let the bitch live but kill a random stranger instead
- leave her a mysterious delicious sausage gift on her doorstep the day after her pet disappears
- anonymously tell her neighbors she has genital herpes but it was occupationally acquired
- kidnap her with ether, when she wakes up, tell her the key to the padlock was surgically placed behind her eyeball. The bomb will go off in two minutes, but here's a scalpel.
(what honey? Oh, I'm just typing on the internet. I'll be right there in a minute.)
I gotta go. CYA - meatmcguffin, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12It could be Facebook; MySpace's better dressed, sober, coherent nemesis.
- Ransomowris, on 10/10/2007, -3/+15*Insert "Digg users will never break-up because they'll never have a girl" comment*
*Insert "Hey. IT professionals get a lot of girls. I have one now" comment*
*Insert "They only want you for the cash" comment*
*Insert "pics or it didn't happen" comment*
Comments are done for this article. - mlvassallo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11I just got out of a broken engagement and the thing that hurt the most was finding out she had already moved on (maybe before the engagement was broken?) so I'd say the very best thing is to remove all contact and protect your feelings. It is no use getting hurt over and over when it already hurts once.
That and make friends with Jack D and Jim B. Oh, and the Capitan! - trunkster, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10Lenny, you came to the right place. Digg is the home of all those without girlfriends.
- SheilaNoya, on 10/10/2007, -4/+13The advice should really depend on WHY you broke up. Did you break up because you caught him cheating on you? Are you a person who wants revenge? Do you know how good it feels to watch his $86,000 BMW mysteriously go up in flames? I'm not admitting anything here, I'm just saying....
- DeskFlyer, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8Unfortunately I'll never be able use this advice.
- wilf_brim, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Dude: She just did you the biggest favor in the world. Breaking off an engagement is bad. But ending an engagement is losing a fingernail. Getting divorced is getting the whole effing arm ripped off your body. Be happy it happened when it did.
- fluidfoundation, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9What about a post breakup "dip in the pool", so to speak? Thats the best part!
- chrisinsocalif, on 10/10/2007, -2/+8I usually go out, and instead of giving girls my phone number i give my EX gf''s phone number to them.
- whizkid, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7I'd take the author more seriously if the piece wasn't written like *****.
Why should I trust someone that comes across as a dumbass. - GetShorty, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Nail her mom/sister/best girlfriend.
- usherzx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5this actually works ....probably, better than anything else
- Porkinsred6, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6lol. iknow its not funny....but it is. nail in the head my friend!
- markthegoth, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Carl Dumped you?
- slamtv7, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5That my friend. Is the best step.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6Eight Ways to Get a Girl
1. Advertise on Craigslist for "Wanted, one night stand, must be clean and cost less than $50, or at least cost less than $40".
2. Get friends to introduce you to Russian white slavers.
3. Hang out around grade school playgrounds with candy.
4. Save a grateful nun from foreign agents seeking to kidnap her to find out where the Vatican hides its money, using bubble gum and holy water. Admit that your uncle's name is McGuyver.
5. Flirt with the girl at the McDonald's register. If she speaks any English.
6. Complain loudly in public that "I wish women liked me for myself, and not just because I'm rich."
7. Tell a girl you know Justin Timberlake and that you're going drinking with him Saturday. Then get a box. Cut a hole in the box. Then give her the box.
8. Get the hell off Digg and spend time in the real world. - samryan, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Digg?
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SPARTAAAA - aramova, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Valid statement and a personal observation the OP made here. What's the deal with the digg down?
- akeating, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4That's the ONLY step if you do things right.
- themanmachine, on 10/10/2007, -2/+6They also missed the "masturbate" step. Jerking it always makes me happy again.
- wilf_brim, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Best advice: go your separate ways. Maybe I'm shallow, but I don't want to see, hear, think about, or (God forbid) talk to an ex.
- drafhk, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4"If you choose to start a new relationship rather early your have the full right to do so, but at least if it not in the same group of friends you have or at work you can kind of not letting your ex see you two so often"
That has to be the most confusing sentence ever. - trunkster, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4That was step one for me.
- madcreator, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4You mean like "If you choose to start a new relationship rather early your have the full right to do so, but at least if it not in the same group of friends you have or at work you can kind of not letting your ex see you two so often." Yeah, it's not exactly smooth reading.
- TheSmiddy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5well there's your first problem...
- dunderballer, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I didn't notice the first time through but after going back it was like reading grammar goatse
- Hawker400, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Was anyone else bothered by the fact the author kept using where when they should have been using were?
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Was this list written by a 16 year old? The spelling errors and overall level of advice seem to suggest so.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3When God created man, he was given enough blood for normal body functions. With a hard on the blood drains from the brain into your prick. An erect trouser snake is to high to eat grass and it has to feed. Burn your bridges, get laid by a woman with loose morals. Once the trouser snake is limp weight up your situation. There are plenty of women in a similar position to your own. Find one and give her a good hormone injection. She will feel wanted and your trouser snake will allow you to think rationally.
- Renton, on 10/10/2007, -0/+39) Wash out the pepper spray
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